Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

I didn't understand the rules just now, but now I'm actually drawing all the cards! ? .

Chapter 280 Nine: This Mahjong is played like a demon war

This is a very powerful hand in mahjong.

Nasida, a novice who doesn't understand the rules, is really shocked to be able to play such a hand of cards.

Nasida looked at the poker table, resting her chin in one hand: "So that's it, I already know how to play, let's play seriously."

After the words fell, Naxida's expression became "invincible", and a green god power appeared on her body.

Grandpa Zhongli, Yingbao, and Wendy all broke out in sweat: "Why does it feel like a sudden change - a person.

Wendy became a little nervous in such an atmosphere: "Hey, hey, don't be so serious."

Yingbao: "It's about the national system, but this is the only one, I will never lose!"

Grandpa Zhongli: "Although I have no intention of competing, mahjong is an exception."

Grandpa Zhongli took a picture.

Naxida: "Hoo, big four, full of fun!"

Grandpa Zhongli and Yingbao were shocked: "What (mouth;)!!"

Grandpa Zhongli took another picture of a chicken.

Naxida: "Fuck you, the Nine-Lian Baodeng is full!"

Yingbao took a picture of Jiutiao.

Naxida: "Foolish, seven pairs in a row, full!"

Grandpa Zhongli was sweating profusely: "It's hard, can it be said?"

Nasida smiled and said, "That's right, the so-called mahjong is nothing more than a pattern made up of more than 100 cards."

"As long as I remember all their positions, I can make up any cards I want."

Seeing the aura of Naxida gathering behind him, as well as the old master Zhongli and Yingbao at the void terminal, they finally realized: "We are not playing mahjong with Naxida alone at all..."

"We... are playing mahjong with the entire Sumeru!"

At this moment, the seemingly weak little grass god also gave the old god a great sense of oppression.

Grandpa Zhongli smiled slightly, with a fighting spirit: "It's interesting, I'll show you the essence of Liyue Mahjong."

"Heaven and Earth Datong!"

Wendy couldn't help complaining: "This shit is a move in Go!!"

Yingbao was also full of fighting spirit, and put on a posture: "Since this is the case, let you experience the essence of our Daozuma Mahjong!"

"Heavenly Demon Great Transformation!"

Wendy spit out angrily: "Isn't this still in Go!!"

Nashida: "Humph!"

Grandpa Zhongli: "Drink..."

Yingbao: "Hahahahaha..."

A mahjong battle between the three gods began.

White light swallowed everything, and the picture and sound disappeared together.

As soon as the camera turned, Yingmei pushed open the door: "I'm back, Nasida, are you... happy... to play with the three of them?"

Looking at the scene happening in the room, Yingmei fell into a daze.

A green light curtain opened behind Nasida, which was filled with various high-tech weapons.

Facing her were Grandpa Zhongli and Yingbao, giants and dragons stood amidst the purple thunder and dark gold aura.

It looked like the scene of a battle between gods and demons.

Yingmei asked dully: "What are you guys doing?"

Wendy rubbed her head and said embarrassingly sweating, "Hey, that, we are playing mahjong~"

Play majiang?

You tell me this is playing mahjong?

Why don't you call it God of Cookery?

Second video, end.

[Ning Guang: This mahjong game is quite unusual. ] [Lisa: As expected of a demon playing mahjong, it's just that it's different from ordinary people. The function of void is indeed very convenient. ] [Wendy: This time, I seem to be the relatively normal one (?w?)? ] [Paimon: That's right, it's rare that the store didn't do any work this time. ] [Dina Zedai: I didn't expect that I would also appear on the scene and run a trick. It's quite a novel feeling. ] [Zhong Li: With the memory of our Demon God, it is easy to remember the position of the cards. It is basically impossible to tell the winner under the premise of knowing the rules. ] [Nashida: Indeed, my own memory is enough to remember the position of each card. ] [Ying: All in all, it's better not to do business, Fei (factory,) factory] [Xu Hao: By the way, when the time comes to organize a group to play in Xumi, let's take these three with us to find Naxida. ] ... 0 for flowers ...

The shit sages of Sumeru Academy said, don't come here! !

It's fine for you to come here by yourself, and you plan to bring the three kidney gods with you?

This is really inappropriate! !

The first step in the god-making plan, the stragglers have not yet obtained the heart of Thor.

Even if the other processes have been prepared, the lack of the two most important materials is useless.

And even if he succeeds in creating gods, he can't face four demon gods at once.

Send, no matter how you think about it, it is a word of send.

Xu Hao doesn't care about the current state of mind of the Shabi sages.

Why does he care about a bunch of dead people?

Anyway, when the time comes, they must all be killed.

Next, hurry up and make the third video.

On the big screen, the title was given: "Troublemaker vs. Kid King" I don't know which troublemaker it is, but when it comes to Kid King, the first thing everyone thinks of is Brother Douzi.

[Jiuqi Shinobi: This child king most likely refers to the boss (factory,) factory] [Kamiri Ayato: I agree, I think so too. ] [Xiao Gong: It must be him, the children in our area often come to me to complain. ] [Arataki Ichidou: What's wrong with me being the king of kids?Are you not convinced? (The groundhog is proud. JPG)] [Beidou: Uh... he actually feels proud (?w?)? ] [Xu Hao: So he is definitely the king of the kids. If you are a troublemaker, it might be Keli, she is the bear child who goes abroad the most (V)~] [Kelie: Huh?Could it be Kelly? ] On the big screen, the video started: at the beginning, I saw Brother Douzi and Keli sitting side by side, holding a handle in their hands and frustrating.

It turned out that the two of them were playing a game, but a fighting game.

In the TV screen, the two of them are respectively operating their own prototype characters.

Ke Li's skills are better than Brother Dou Zi's at first glance, and Brother Dou Zi's health bar drops rapidly.

With Keli's final blow, Brother Douzi fell to the ground in the K0.

Chapter 290: Brother Dou Zi's IQ is hopeless

"Hey! I won!"

Ke Li KO'd Brother Dou Zi, and happily raised the handle.

Brother Douzi looked unwilling.

He is the majestic rice wife and child king, and he was defeated by a little boy of Mond.

Really a shame, a big shame.

After winning the game, Keli picked up the schoolbag sitting under her buttocks and was about to leave.

Brother Douzi grabbed Keli's schoolbag: "Where are you going?"

Kelly replied, "I'm going to the Knights."

Brother Douzi was talking, pulling his schoolbag to prevent Keli from leaving: "What knights, don't talk nonsense, sit down, sit down quickly"

Brother Douzi doesn't admit defeat, he must fight again.

Keli was also pulling her schoolbag, wanting to leave: "No, if I'm late, Captain Qin won't let me go."

Although Keli is a king of "Seven Five Seven", she is a little kid after all, and she is afraid of her parents.

Brother Douzi said with an invincible look on his face: "Huh? What? Captain Qin? With my Huanglong faction boss covering you, what are you afraid of? Ah?"

Helpless, Keli could only sit down again: "Hey, it's true."

Keli didn't even know who the child was.

Brother Douzi: "Okay, don't be naughty, this time I will start first."

Douzi dropped the coins one by one, and then the two started a new round of confrontation.

The duel resumed, Brother Dou Zi stole an initiative and stole a little HP from Ke Li.

But the advantage is only short-lived, his hard power is still not as good as that of Ke Li, and he fell into a disadvantage after a few moves.

Seeing that he was about to lose again, Douzi suddenly spotted the schoolbag under Keli's butt from the corner of his eye.

With an idea, Brother Douzi stretched out his hand and pulled the schoolbag away, and Keli, who was sitting on it, sat on the ground with an oops, and turned her legs upside down.

All of a sudden, Keli could no longer control the characters in the game.

Brother Douzi took the opportunity to go up with a set of crappy combos, and easily knocked out Keli's role by KO.

Having won the game in such a shameless way, Brother Douzi even stood up and laughed like Director Jin: "Ahahaha..."

"Hey, with strength like yours, you can't beat me at all. Come and fight me after you've practiced."

How shameless this is, to use such despicable means to play games with a child.

[Jiuqi Shinobi: I can only say that he is indeed the boss...] [Kamizaya Ayato: It really seems like something that Brother Yidou can do. ] [Xiao Gong: As expected of the rice wife and child Wang Fei (factory,) factory] [Zaoyou: Hey, annoying bastard, he will bully children. ] [Amber: Even Keli can't beat the game, and you have to rely on despicable tactics to win, it's really a dish (yV)~] [Xiang Ling: Is this person really in his 20s (?w?)? ] [Arataki Ichidou: Slander, all slander, I never play tricks or cheat when playing games with children, relying on real strength (?~?)! ] [Yanfei: Come on, it's not fair for people in their 20s to play games with children, okay? ] [Xu Hao: That's right, this ghost is really shameless, he must be given soy milk. (Funny)] On the big screen, the video continues: Brother Douzi won by despicable means, and his attitude is still so rampant.

Keli was very angry: "Brother Yidou is a bad guy! I'm going to blow you up, bobbomb!"

Keli took out a bouncing bomb and threw it at Brother Douzi.

The power of the bouncing bomb is known to the entire Watt Continent as terrifying.

Brother Douzi quickly picked up the Bounce Bomb, and then threw it back towards Keli.

Keli caught the bouncy bomb and threw it to Brother Douzi.

Brother Douzi walked up to Keli with a big hot bomb in his hand, and stuffed it into her arms.

Keli immediately returned it and stuffed the bouncy bomb into Brother Douzi's arms.

Brother Dou Zi stuffed it back for Ke Li, and Ke Li stuffed it back for Brother Dou Zi.

It's just that this time Keli had an idea, and immediately took the bouncy bomb back from Brother Douzi's arms.

Brother Douzi was stunned for a moment, and then snatched the bouncy bomb into his arms again. Ke Li grabbed it again, and Brother Douzi snatched it back again.

In the end, Keli showed a disheartened look of admitting defeat.

The victorious Brother Douzi happily picked up the bouncing bomb, and then... BOOM! !

Brother Douzi and his IQ flew into the sky in a violent explosion... 0 video ends.

[MC: Uh... this IQ, I think, may really need to see a doctor ([-]")] [Bai Shu: This should be congenital, and there is not much hope for a cure.] [Xu Hao: Like It's a cartoon-like plot, if Brother Douzi's IQ is not innate, it is probably because his head was blown away by something (,) factory] Already.] [Arataki Ichito: Hey (dish)! This uncle is not so unbearable! Is there any reason! I am Ararataki smart, wise and unparalleled!!] [Jiuqi Shinobi: Hey, wait for a chance , Let’s go to Liyue to develop, I’m already tired.] [Yanfei: @久琪忍, welcome, Aren must come quickly.] [Beidou: This is simple, I will go to Daozuma someday Just bring it to her when it's time.] [Jiutiao Shaluo: How dare you sneak into the country (炸#)!!] Hehe, brother Douzi's IQ, he understands everything.

Although he is a nice person, his personality and IQ really don't look like an adult in his 20s.

Next, it's the last video for today.

Xu Hao thought about it for a while, and decided to make a second creation related to fish frying.

By the way, let's give a wave to the ornamental fish heart sea.

The title of the video is arranged to be on the big screen in 2.2: "Qin and Keli" oh ho ho, you can tell it's a funny drama between a mother and daughter at a glance.

[Wendy: It's still Captain Qin and Xiao Keli, but it doesn't seem to be a sequel to the Trouble series. ] [Dadalia: It looks like a new type, but I don't think it will be a serious second creation. ] [Qin: No way, it’s me again=? ? ? (?????)] [Ke Li: Yes, Ke Li and the head of Qin performed together again (/V≤)/] [Ning Guang: But the head of Qin doesn’t seem very happy (y)~ ] [Xu Hao: No one will be happy at this time, Fei (factory,) factory] Of course, the head of Qin is not happy, and the self in the video will be angry every time.

Chapter 290: The leader of Qin and the ornamental fish are very slow

On the big screen, the video started: In the office of the head of the West Wind Knights, Head Qin was sitting at his desk.

Crossing Erlang's legs, he flipped through a funny novel.

When seeing something very funny, Captain Qin will laugh like Mr. Tom.

For example: "Ahahahaha, haha!"

Coupled with that not-so-smart expression, today's Qin Tuan Zhang has a completely different attitude.

There is a large box not far from the head of Qin, and there is a large bouncing bomb in the box.

A red hat protruded from the corner of the box: "Ke Li, come and report."

Keli reached out and quickly took out the bouncing bomb from the box.