Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

"I say it every year, it's too classic."

"A traveler was picking glass bags on the mountain of Liyue. While climbing the mountain, he encountered gangsters halfway up the mountain."

On the screen, there is Yingmei who is climbing a mountain, and Wendy is playing the gangster halfway up.

[Wendy: Wait a minute, I'm a gangster (△Chuan)! ? ] [Ying: I actually played... my old lady? ] [Xu Hao: Tsk tsk tsk, Ke thought that Wendy, you are such a god of wind, but judging from the title, you must be miserable. (Paimon's funny. JPG)] [Yan Fei: The case of the cesspit, smashed into the cesspit, the result is basically clear. Enter (factory, [-]) factory] [Yae Miko, but I think this process is the essence. ] [Zhongli: I'm also curious, how did he get from the halfway up the mountain to the cesspit. ] Going back to the video, Barrister Yanfei went on to give a lecture: "The gangster wanted to rape her, but this traveler found that he couldn't beat her."

"No one can hear you, so you pretend to agree."

"He said to the man, brother, this place is not flat enough, let's choose a flat place."

"The gangster was very happy to hear that, so the traveler took the gangster to a flat place, surrounded by a lot of grass slimes."

On the screen, Yingmei brought Wendy to a very remote corner with no one around. There were indeed four floors, and a dozen grass slimes were watching.

"Then the traveler said to the gangster, Brother, take off your clothes."

"The gangster was happier when he heard it, and then he took off his clothes."

"When this man was taking off his clothes, his eyes were covered by the clothes." "

"When the traveler pushed along, he pushed the criminal into the cesspit."

On the screen, the temperature is facing away from the cesspit.

While he was undressing and his eyes were covered, Yingmei pushed hard, and Wendy fell into the cesspit with a plop.

"The gangster went out desperately, the traveler stomped the gangster's hands and feet, and the gangster fell down." The gangster climbed out for the second time, the traveler stomped his foot again, and fell down again. "

"The gangster climbed out for the third time, was stomped again, and fell in completely."

There was no mosaic in the picture, and the melon-eating audience in the live broadcast room just watched Wendy struggling in the cesspit.

The dignified Fengshen was thrown into the cesspit by Yidian Yingmei, kicked down three times, and sank to the bottom.

[Wendy: I, I can’t accept it...] [Ying: Cough cough, it’s just a second-generation video, it’s none of my business, it’s nothing to do with me ([Barbara: Lord Barbatos=???(??? ??)] [Qin: Uh... there are [-] million points, miserable.] [Zhongli: Fortunately, it’s not me ([-]_[-])] [Twarin: Hey, shame on...] On the big screen, the video continues to play: Lawyer Yanfei After talking about the case, he asked: "What do you think the behavior of this traveler belongs to?"

"Is it a legitimate defense, or an afterthought?"

Yan Fei on the video paused for a moment, and the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room also thought about self-defense or after-the-fact defense?

Most people are ignorant of the law.

I only know theft, robbery, murder and arson, fraud and the like, which are relatively common crimes.

I really don't know much about defense.

Moreover, each country has different regulations on this.

“That case sparked a lot of controversy back then.”

"Many people say that stepping on the first foot is justifiable defense, but stepping on the second and third feet is post-mortem defense."

"Students, think about it, what is danger elimination?"

"The standard of ordinary people, what is the standard of ordinary people?"

"Take yourself into it, everyone think about it, if you are this traveler "How many feet do you say you step on?How many feet do you step on? "

"I stepped on all fours, and my mother had to throw a brick on his head."

"Do you think it's appropriate?"

"The fit is incredible!"

Lawyer Yan Fei said a little toughly, the old woman in the title is actually talking about her, right?

Lawyer Yanfei continued to lecture: "So don't judge from the perspective of hindsight." From what perspective should we judge? "

"You should judge from the perspective of ordinary people before the event, not from the perspective of rational people after the event."

"Who is a rational person to put it bluntly?"

"That's after the fact, Lord Yan, do you understand what I mean?"

"Don't just think about the prince afterwards, that's called the vision of heaven."

"You are an ordinary person, and you imagine yourself as the victim."

"Think about it, if it was you, you would push this gangster into the cesspit."

"He climbs up, will you step on it?"

"You step!"

"Should I hit it with a stone?"

"Smash!"

"It must be smashed!"

"But when you smash it, be careful not to splash the dung on yourself."

On the big screen, Wendy crawled out of the cesspit again, and the old man Zhongli threw away a scene of everything moving in the sky in disgust.

"Also, this lesson is over here."

"Do you think it's appropriate for you to come to me for paid consultation if you have any legal issues in the future?"

"The fit is incredible!"

"thank you all."

The debut of Liyue Law Examination is over, let us thank Barrister Yan Fei for his lecture.

[Xu Hao: Applause, applause, this class (Zhao Qianzhao) is wonderful, I must applaud (V)~] [Xingqiu: Cough cough, for sure, it must be appropriate to give some applause . ] [Yan Fei:; You are hurting me → →] [Arataki Ito: I learned, next time lead the nine stinky dogs to the edge of the cesspit and kick her down, hahahahaha...] [Long time Qi Ren: Yes, I dug a hole for myself again ([-])] [Kujo Shaluo: Hehe, I didn't want to trouble you, a stupid ghost, and you dare to plot against me, then I have to let you try the heavenly power Pursuing the taste of a cesspit (皮#)] [Xiang Ling: Oh my god, the barrage suddenly tastes like (???)? ] [Paimon: @Wendy, hello, singer, are you okay? ]……Paper.

Wendy didn't echo, that must be bad.

A generation of Fengshen fell into a cesspit, and no one could accept it.

Chapter 320 Three: Epilepsy is prohibited in court

The cesspit case is over, and here comes the sequel to the last courtroom show.

Following the bombing of the castle tower, let's look at the next interesting case.

The title of this video was put on the big screen: "No Epilepsy in the Court" The melon-eating audience had an impression, and immediately thought of the previous "No Shooting in the Court".

At that time, everyone didn't know that Grandpa Zhongli was Morax, the Emperor of the Rock.

[Xiang Ling: Oh, it seems that today is the special session of the law, Yan Fei's home field. ] [Yan Fei: I don't want any home court, I'm afraid it's some strange case (787) [Xu Hao: I remember that Yan Fei's opponent last time was lawyer Da Pao, who will it be this time? Or Da Pao? ] [Paimon: Cannon, Cannon, it's weird to call skirmishers Cannon, but it's also quite fun, hehe (y)~] [Yae Miko: Oh, Cannon is also my nephew, don't make fun of him. ] [Amber: It’s clear that you’re also shouting cannons, okay?] On the big screen, the video officially begins: what appears on the screen is the last courtroom, and Yan Fei is also doing a self-report on the defense lawyer’s seat: "I am Yanfei [-] is the best lawyer in Quantiwat, he was given the nickname Iron Face and Selfless True Monarch, today I received a very difficult case."

The picture was shown in the dock, and the boy Thunder Cannon was lying on the guardrail of the dock, with his butt facing outside.

His own mother, Yingbao, was slapping the brat's ass: "Did I tell you not to peek at other girls? If you still don't listen, I'll beat you to death!"

The boy Thunder Cannon kicked his legs and struggled: "Bitch, I really didn't take a peek!"

His mother, Yingbao, slapped him again: "How can you talk to your mother, you unlucky child?"

After finishing speaking, Yingbao slapped hard again, causing a sonic boom.

The melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room were silent for a while. The mother-child relationship between Thor and the paratrooper seemed to be... like a real mother and child.

Uh, the expression may be a bit wrong, it should be said that the relationship between mother and child is similar to that of ordinary people.

[Thoma: Really, a plot that I didn’t expect at all ([-]〃)] [Kaya: With such a heavy hand, I guess I can’t have my butt (Factory mouth)] [Xu Hao: Really (cacc) is not bad As for the mother-child relationship, in reality, we should sit down and have a good chat, how many hurdles can there be between mother and child. ] [Yae Shenzi: Yes, yes, yes, in fact, after a chat, maybe any conflicts will be resolved. ] It is impossible for the mother and son Yingbao and Leiden Dapao to sit together and have a good chat at least now.

On the big screen, the video continued to play: Judge Zhongli, the old man, tapped and hammered: "Silence, silence, silence!"

"What's the matter, isn't this unlucky kid killed?"

The Thunder Cannon kid climbed up from under the dock and said it was okay: "Thank you for the invitation, I was just beaten, nothing happened."

After speaking, he spat out a mouthful of blood.

It's really a real mother, it's really ruthless.

Grandpa Zhongli, the judge: "Okay, it seems that there is nothing serious about the person, so let's continue the trial of this case today."

"Prosecutor Jiu Qiren, please tell me what happened in the case."

Prosecutor Jiu Qiren appeared on the stage: "My honor, it is like this. A few days ago, I received a report from enthusiastic people that a large number of bandages were stolen from Miss Xiaogong's house."

"Based on the testimonies of Xiaogong and Xu Hao, there is nothing wrong with the suspect being a straggler."

Xiaogong blinked in the live broadcast room, a little dazed.

Her family's bandages... are all used by her to wrap her body!

The little Lei Dian Cannon hurriedly defended: "It's really not me. I was nearby and just heard that there is a place where dumplings are made, and I planned to poison the dumplings to kill that stinky woman."

It's really a kind mother and a filial child. Poisoning the dumplings is really a targeted genius idea.

Yan Fei hurriedly planned to speak in such a dangerous way: "Ahem, Your Honor, his brain has been broken, he is talking nonsense."

The crime of intentional homicide is far greater than theft.

Grandpa Zhongli, the judge: "Criminal suspects, please be normal in court."

The little Thunder Cannon was very helpless: "Got it, got it, I never thought that my imposing lawyer would appear in the dock."

"Hey, Yan Fei, although I added the wasabi in your meal after I lost last time, and I also locked you in the bathroom, and took away all the toilet paper in advance."

"However, this time I still have to ask you to help me get rid of the crime!!"

This made it difficult for Yan Fei.

It can only be said that the boy Thunder Cannon is really an unlucky kid.

Since the Thunder Cannon kid has confessed what he did so frankly.

Then, Yanfei's attitude is: "Your Honor, I think the straggler is guilty, and he should be sentenced to death directly."

The Thunder Cannon kid suddenly lost his composure: "I'm damn!!"

Of course, Yan Fei was just joking, thinking in her heart: "This time the opponent is Aren, it's a bit difficult, her brain is much stronger than skirmishers."

Yan Fei thought for a while and said: "Then, Your Honor, since the stragglers are said to be criminals, is there any conclusive evidence?"

Grandpa Zhongli, the judge: "Prosecutor Jiu Qiren, shouldn't your witness come forward to speak at this time?"

Jiu Qiren nodded: "Okay."

Then, Uncle Xu Hao walked to the witness stand with the steps of a big brother: "Hello everyone, I am the witness that Aren is looking for, can I leave quickly after I finish my testimony? Linghua is still waiting for me to eat. "

Grandpa Zhongli, the judge, slapped the table: "It is forbidden to show off in court, so witness, start your testimony quickly."

Xu Hao: "Okay, it's like this, because Linghua wanted some scarlet hydrangea that night, so I went to the vicinity of Xiaogong's house."

"At night, I saw Da Pao sneaking out of the room of the Xiao Palace, holding a roll of bandages in his hand. It's really abnormal."

The Thunder Cannon kid slapped the guardrail: "Hey! Don't spit blood!"

Hisaki Shinobu: "But you were really around that night, weren't you?"

The Thunder Cannon kid was really speechless: "I told you I was going to poison you!"

Yan Fei: "Your Honor, I think the criminal suspect does not have the ability to make independent judgments, so he should be counted as insane."

This unlucky boy, why is he always talking about poisoning.

Casting a bondage can be locked up for a few days at most, but murdering one's own mother is a serious crime.

Of course, his own mother may not pursue it, and she is not afraid of poisoning.

Moreover, my mother is Thor.

Chapter 320: The Thief Shouts to Catch the Thief, Underwear Thief Xu Hao

Regarding Yan Fei's theory of the suspect's mental illness, the judge Zhong Li said: "This court will consider it, but these testimonies alone are not enough. Does Prosecutor Jiu Qiren have any other witnesses?"

Hisaki Shinobu: "Of course."

Then, Xiaogong also stepped on the footsteps of the big brother to the witness stand.

Jiu Qiren asked: "Ms. Xiao Gong, can you confirm the voice of the suspect in the crime now?"

Xiao Gong squeezed his chin with one hand: "Although the voice of the straggler sounds like he is pinching his throat, I feel that it is basically the same tone as the criminal suspect."

Elder Judge Zhongli: "So, did Ms. Xiaogong hear the suspect's voice that night?"

Jiu Qiren: "At the time of the incident, Xiaogong was making fireworks next to the house, and vaguely heard the suspect talking."