Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

"Hey, when the little suona blows, it beeps, beeps, that's called elegance."

Grandpa Zhongli and the melon-eating audience in the live broadcast room were silent.

This Dada Duck, out of his mind?Knife.

Chapter 340: God Chef Dada Duck, Paimon's Various Practices

Where is the Pastoral Hall?

That's where dead people's business is done.

It's okay to set up a pot to eat in this place, but to call the suona band to play their voices is pure brains.

[Chongyun: God, Dada Yashu is really a god, and the suona accompaniment is also impressed. ] [Beidou: When the suona sounds, it's either red or white. No normal person would eat with suona accompaniment on weekdays. ] [Ying: There are comedians in many evil organizations, and Dada Duck is a comedian among fools. ] [Xu Hao: This reminds me of a certain Talon comedian who dismantled Gundams with his bare hands, but the mission never succeeded. ] [Dadalia: Hey (?~?), I'm not as naive as in the video, I know a little about Liyue's customs. ] [Xiaogong: No matter how you explain it, you are already a well-known comedian. (funny)] "seven eight seven"

On the big screen, the video continued to play: Grandpa Zhongli looked at Dada Duck like an idiot: "When the suona sounds, the food will not be a simple meal."

Dada Duck wondered: "What is that?"

The old man Zhongli said angrily: "When the suona sounds, it's a banquet!"

Dada Duck said it doesn't matter: "It doesn't matter, just be happy."

Grandpa Zhongli was really convinced: "Can you be happy then?"

Then, Grandpa Zhongli came to his senses: "Wait a moment, it's not right from now on."

"Originally it was Xinyuexuan, but later it was changed to Wanmintang, and finally I made it myself."

"It's fine to make it yourself, and I bring all the ingredients."

"I said this meal, do you still invite me? Tell me clearly."

Da Da laughed and said: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, I really want to treat you to dinner."

"But, Naihe, I have no money."

Grandpa Zhongli couldn't believe it: "No money? It shouldn't be. What about your money?"

This is really a strange thing, how could a walking ATM backed by Beiguo Bank be out of money.

Dada Duck sighed: "Hey, I lost all my money to Ning. Originally, I still had 20 yuan in the box at Beiguo Bank."

Grandpa Zhongli asked, "What about the 20?"

Dada Duck lamented again: "I don't know which grandson stole the 20."

Grandpa Zhongli felt disappointed: "Damn, this matter is too much trouble, forget it, let's not eat this meal."

Dada Duck didn't agree: "Hey, that won't work. If you say you want to eat, then you must eat this meal."

"Although I don't have money, I have been out and about all these years, and I have also practiced good cooking skills." I will use the ingredients I have in stock to cook a table of delicacies for you. "

Grandpa Zhongli became interested again: "Then what dishes do you want to cook? Who will tell me that Dada Duck is about to start reporting the name of the dishes: "Then you are doing well, I will cook for you..."

"Steam pure abalone, steam fake dragon, steam medaka."

"Burning Tuanque, Roasting Snow Pig, Roasting Coconut Sheep."

"Market miscellaneous cooking, dry pot bacon, manor muffins, golden shrimp balls."

"Assorted fried noodles, crab roe tofu, wild mushroom chicken skewers, sunset taiyaki."

"Fried crystal butterflies, fried lamp plants, mixed with pure heart, mixed with lilies."

"Spicy pork crispy rice, mint stewed chicken, matsutake stuffed meat rolls."

"Stewed animal meat, stewed poultry meat, stewed eel, smoked chicken from the Northland, and stewed vegetables."

"Braised red crab, braised gold crab, dry-roasted sweetfish, fried fish in butter."

"Mengde grilled fish, stewed fish with radish, steamed crystal shrimp."

"Soft-fried dragon lizard, soft-fried chicken, assorted milk tea, zucchini meat rolls, slow-cooked Duxian."

"Di Huangxing, Di Xingxuan, Di A Chou, Di Yang Hua, Di Jiang Banner, Jiu Liuyan Ridge.

"Braised stone amber, stewed snow dendrobium, stewed Mingcao, stewed sea ganoderma, fried star snails, stewed star snails.

"Braised crow marks, stewed arrowheads, fried masks, pot roasted potatoes, pot roasted onions."

"Fried raspberries, fried shrimp."

"There are also roasted and frozen chicken wings, vinegar in the freezer, fried poultry, and fried lotus root."

"Bad duck, bad crab, bad fish, bad fish fillets."

"Distilled crab meat, stir-fried crab meat, and mixed crab meat."

"Steamed violet melon, stuffed pumpkin, fried loofah, stuffed winter melon."

"And braised pie, fried pie, fried pie, fried pie."

"Nanjian Pai Meng, Alfalfa Pai Meng, San Xian Pai Meng, Sixi Pai Meng, Fresh Shrimp Pai Meng, Preserved Fish Pai Meng."

"Fried Pai Meng, Tofu Pai Meng, Boiled Pai Meng, Boiled Pai Meng, Stewed Pai Meng"

"Dongfeng claws in cold sauce, and Beifeng casserole in a pot."

"Steamed gilt scales, sugar smeared blood jade branches."

"Stir-fry Guying, fry scraps, fry only horns."

"Steak sandwich, fried crab roe and shell."

"Yangang Sanxian Tianshu Meat, Almond Tofu Lotus Crisp."

"Charcoal grilled goby, chicken stuffed with sweet flowers!"

The old man Zhongli couldn't help admiring loudly after hearing this: "Good!"

"Great, then go ahead and do it."

Dada Duck scratched his head: "Uh, I can't do it."

Grandpa Zhongli: "What's wrong?"

Dada Duck said embarrassingly: "I just thought about my inventory, it's enough to make an fried egg."

Grandpa Zhongli was extremely disappointed: "Hey, it's for nothing."

Facing the applause from the audience, Grandpa Zhongli and Dada Duck bowed, and the video ended.

[Xiangling: So many dish names (△Chuan)!A lot, I didn't fully remember it just now (TVT)]

[Rosalin: I didn’t expect that Dada Duck is also a generation of chefs. You can’t find a few in the entire Tivat continent who can cook so many dishes. (Dada Duck is funny. JPG)] [Salad: braised piemon, fried piemon, fried piemon, fried piemon, wow, there are so many ways to make piemon (*??)!Zhou] [Paimon: Too much, too much (皮#), repeat and repeat, Paimon is not for food! ! ] [Ying: Uh, Desolate Star... Can I eat it too (2.2'? w?)? ] [Arataki Yidou: Hey, hey, my A Chou is a creation of the rock element, so I can't eat it (one bite) [Zhongli: The rocky ridge, this, even Ruo Tuo's appetite can't eat it...

] [You Xie: I feel that there are a lot of strange things mixed in these dish names, the second creation video is really messing around, (factory)

[Jiuqi Ren: No wonder Dada Duck has no money. He did have to pay a lot of money for what he committed in Liyue, and it’s not surprising that he lost his fortune. ] [Columbia: I turned my mouth for a long time, and in the end there was only enough to make an fried egg. It was really a waste of expectation. ] [Xu Hao: Really waiting for a feast (?w?)? ] [Columbia: Don't mention the feast, (A)! ! ].

Chapter 340: Dada Duck's Debt Collection, Fish Jelly Stretch and Broken Eggs

Then, the second video.

Grandpa Zhongli owes Dada Yala a lot of money, so it's only natural for Dada Ya to ask him to repay the debt.

The title of the second video was put on the big screen: "Dadalia's Debt Collection Adventure" Dada Duck was a little moved. At least the title did not directly use the nickname Dada Duck, but used his name.

Woohoo, he really cried to death.

[Maedehara Manyo: My intuition tells me that the young master's debt collection will not go well this time. ] [Hu Tao: It's hell if it goes well. Those who can owe him money will leave, so the money will come back to Da Fei (20,) Factory] [Xu Hao: Not only will they not come back, but they may also be beaten . ] [Sandone: Comedian~(yV)~] [Yae Miko: Ah, does anyone want to open the market?I bet Dada Duck is miserable. (A groundhog fight is funny. JPG)] [Dadalia: Bet on wool, no bets (*A)! ! ] On the [-]th screen of the big screen, the video starts: Today, Grandpa Zhongli strolled to Mond City.

He hasn't been to Mond for a long time, and he has to taste the changes in the food and wine here compared to hundreds of years ago.

When we arrived at the Deer Hunter Restaurant, before Grandpa Zhongli sat down, he saw Dada Duck following him.

From Liyue to Mond, no matter how you think about it, they didn't come here voluntarily to be a purse.

Dada Duck: "Hey, Zhongli, you should pay back the one billion and 8000 million moras you owe me. 0 Zhongli old man: "If you want it, you have to get it yourself. "

It seemed that it was impossible to negotiate peacefully, so Dada Duck clenched his fists and rushed towards Mr. Zhongli.

Grandpa Zhongli stood there calmly: "Take everything in."

Hold up the shield and watch Dada Duck's performance.

Dada Duck's fist is on the shield, and he eats Ola Ola Ola Ola...

The standard metal equipment scraping music sounded: "I just realized it when I stood here."

"You are so similar to me."

"Want to make history, build something."

"But who can tell right from wrong?"

"When we take off the pretense, I think we'll eventually come to an agreement."

"Violence begets violence, frenzy rages on."

"In the end, that's the only way to go."

Dada Duck scraped for a while, and did not cause any fixed-point damage to Grandpa Zhongli's shield.

Because he was too focused on the attack on the shield, Dada Duck didn't notice that Xiao Tianxing, who had been flying around Grandpa Zhongli, turned to his head.

With a sound of Duangl, Dada Duck was smashed and lay on the ground, his two eyeballs moved up and down very intelligently.

The eyeballs returned to their normal positions, and Dada duck concealed an embarrassed smile: "Not bad."

However, all he wanted was a fish jelly to turn over and continue to pretend.

However, a flutter on the top did not turn it over.

It's a bit embarrassing, let's have another fish jelly to make it firmer.

It's just that it hasn't turned up yet.

It was even more embarrassing, and the third fish jelly was added.

However, it still didn't turn up.

The atmosphere was so embarrassing that Dada Duck could only get up in an honest and ordinary way: "Hahahaha, it's interesting, next..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Tianxing, who was holding tight to the ring, bumped into Dada Duck's head again, knocking him over.

[Capitano: Oh, what a shame...] [Arechino: In the solstice of winter, a five-year-old child can stand up straight. ] [Columbia: The fish jelly is really good, but it may be salted fish. ] [Toke: My brother's performance is so poor ([-])] [Paimon: This fish jelly made me laugh so hard, hahaha, I can't turn it over after three blows. ] [You Xie: Doesn’t this claim to be a martial artist Dada Duck? (Paimon is funny. JPG)] [Timmy: Not even me, I can at least succeed in half of the three fights. ] [Dadalia: My Nima (皮#)] On the big screen, the video continues: the second time was knocked down by a little star in circles, Dada Duck is very shameless.

"It was a hearty battle. Your strength is commendable. I will fight with all my strength!"

Dada Duck straightened his waist, stood up and directly activated the third stage of the Demon King's Armament.

Get up his fist and continue to perform Eura Orala Orara for the Shield of Zhongli.

However, even though Dada Duck turned on the ultimate form, Mr. Zhongli's shield still didn't move at all.

Even the old man Zhongli still has time to recite poems: "I want to buy sweet-scented osmanthus and carry wine with me, but it's a pity when my old friend will see you again."

After reading a line of the poem, the old man Zhongli suddenly raised an alarm.

He raised his right foot and kicked it between Dada Duck's legs.

Dada Duck's attention was all on the shield, and he never expected that Mr. Zhongli would make such a dirty trick.

The previous scene when Sano broke the egg will be shown again.

One hand crushed the egg, the eggshell broke, and the yolk flowed into the transparent container. Naturally, sad music is also indispensable.

"Even today I'm smiling."

"Hide the crying me with laughter."

"If you can't say it, let it settle."

Suffering the ultimate severe injury, Dada Duck lost his fighting ability in an instant, and collapsed to the ground clutching his crotch.

Dada Duck complained in a hoarse voice that was almost powerless: "No~talk~wu~de."

This time, the debt collection operation was declared a failure.

It should be said that there was no possibility of success from the beginning.

[Kaya: Hey, it hurts my crotch again...] [Sai Nuo:...] [Arataki Ichito: Tsk tsk, it seems that Dada Duck also has to find something, Abedo turned himself into a woman child. ] [Jiujo Shaluo: @隆滩一斗, you perverted criminal, you’d better come to Tianling and surrender yourself, otherwise you will be severely sentenced if you are caught by us (皮#). ] [Arataki One Dou: @九条萨罗, catch me if you have the ability, nine stinky dogs, stop beeping if you are not capable. ] [Ying: I didn't expect Zhongli to use such a dirty trick.] [Zhongli: Cough cough, just to clarify, I never use such tricks. ] [Dadalia: My image, this time it was refreshed, ah ah ah ah ah ah, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh