Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Wandering around, Thomas found a milk tea stand: "Look, my lord, it's Q QMM so delicious!"

The milk tea guy Lingren stroked his chin and was very interested in this novelty: "Well, it looks very good."

Thomas: "Then let's go buy a copy."

As he said that, Thomas grabbed the hand of the milk tea guy Lingren, trying to pull him over.

But for the milk tea guy Ayato, it was a spiritual shock like a rock spear poking Oser's ass.

The patriarch of his dignified Shenli family devoted himself to working for the family. He is single so far and has never even held a girl's hand.

Thomas is a man, and now he even holds his hand! ?

The milk tea guy Yaren could already feel the strange gazes from the people around him.

Angry, the milk tea guy Lingren kicked over by Thomas and stomped on him, "Hold hands, hold hands, I let you hold hands!"

After a few feet, Thomas' bones creaked, and he was almost crushed.

[Barbara: Oh(*??)!Got it, that's what it means. ] [Diluque: Indeed, it's okay for girls to hold hands, but for boys...

] [Kanoin Heizang: I didn't expect Thomas to be such a person, I have to stay away from now on. ] [Thoma: Hey (mouth?)!What's wrong with me?Second creation, second creation, this is second creation! ] [Shenli Lingren: @Thomas, um, Thoma, you're not too young, there are a few girls in our agency who are interested in you, you should start a family this morning. ] [Thoma: My lord, why even you...] Now Thomas finally knows how sad it is when Brother Kai and Earl Lulu are regarded as gay.

Please, he is a pure straight man instead of Thomas!

On the big screen, the video continued: After Yingbao and Kutiao Saluo bought dango milk, they went to the cake shop to buy cakes.

After returning to the general's mansion, Jiujo Saluo opened the cake.

"General, this cake is so delicious, you should have a bite too."

Jiutiao Saluo scooped up a piece of cake with a spoon, and handed it to Yingbao's mouth.

Yingbao also opened his mouth like a good baby and dropped the cake: "Mmm, it's so sweet."

This picture is as sweet as that piece of cake.

Jiutiao Shaluo in the live broadcast room was so envious, she wanted to quickly get into the big screen to replace that self.

As soon as the scene changed, it was on the side of Thomas and the milk tea guy Lingren again. They also came back home with cakes.

Thomas was about to be a demon again, and picked up a piece of cake: "My lord, this cake is delicious, I'll give you a bite."

"Come on, open your mouth, the little cake will fly in, woo~"

Thomas really imitated the sound of an airplane, and handed the cake to the mouth of the milk tea guy Lingren.

The milk tea guy Lingren snatched the cake and pressed it on Thomas's face, with a murderous look on his face: "Are you out of your mind (皮#)?"

To be honest, the milk tea guy Lingren really has murderous intentions.

[Arataki Yidou: Hahahaha, oops, I laughed so hard, you opened your mouth, hahahaha...] [Xu Hao: A small plane flew in, hahaha, Thomas, you are really a genius, hahahaha0 (V) 0] [Kamizato Ayaka: Pfft, haha, my lord is afraid of killing people. ] [Thoma: Erchuang live broadcast room, why is this so, (A)] [Xiangling: Hey, what’s so strange, Xingqiu always feeds Chongyun (* [Chongyun: Hello (mouth?) !It was all stuffed into my mouth by Xing Qiu, I didn’t do it voluntarily!] [Xing Qiu: No way, don’t listen to Xiangling’s nonsense ([-]_[-])] [Xin Yan: I can testify that this is Really, I’ve seen it many times.] [Kaya: Oh~ so the reality prototype is in Liyue. (funny)] On the big screen, the video continues to play: After eating the cake, Yingbao and Jiujo Shaluo are in Walk and chat in the garden.

Suddenly, Jiutiao Shaluo noticed that the zipper on Yingbao's back was a little open: "General, your zipper is not closed properly, let me help you."

Yingbao was a little shy: "Well, thank you."

Hold on, zip! ?

Thomas and the milk tea guy Lingren in the live broadcast room suddenly had a very bad premonition.

Generally, the zippers on men's clothes are in that place.

Could it be…

don't! !

Chapter 350 Four: Walnut's Hot Pot Brain War

There is a saying that what you are afraid of will come.

The screen on the big screen turned, and it was on the side of the milk tea guy Yaren again.

He was sitting on a chair, sipping milk tea and reading novels. At this time, Thomas came in and found that the door of the milk tea guy Lingren was not closed properly: "My lord, your zipper is not closed properly. Let me help you." You."

As he said that, Thomas squatted down and zipped up the door of the milk tea guy Lingren: "Well, that's fine, don't be so careless next time."

The milk tea guy Ayato's expression froze.

next time?

Hehe, there will be no next time.

As soon as the screen changed, the milk tea guy Lingren sat in a sports car, and the engine roared with great power.

Opposite the front of the car, Thomas was tied to a tree with a rag stuffed in his mouth. Thomas whined in horror, completely unaware of what he had done to be treated like this.

Accompanied by the sound of the engine roaring to the extreme, the milk tea guy kicked the accelerator and hit it, and then it exploded instantly, and the video ended.

[Beidou: Hey, tsk tsk, Thomas is really not an ordinary person. ] [Kaya: Take it, I really take it, Thomas's operation is really powerful, you can't take it. ] [Xu Hao: Thomas deserves to be a Mond, the freedom in his blood cannot be forgotten. (funny)] [Wendy: What the hell?Does this have anything to do with freedom (?w?)? ] [Arataki Ichidou: Hahaha, brother Aya has broken the defense, this is, it will not be possible to kill brother Thomas. ] [Di Luke: If I change Kaiya, I will definitely kill him. ] [Kaya: Well, what you said, we are not brothers anymore Fei (factory,) factory] [Candice: So Thomas is from Mond, no wonder, everyone says that Mond is free and open . ] [Qin: Uh... Mond is actually not as free and open as everyone thinks...] Captain Qin is very embarrassed, the image of Mond was shot innocently once.

Of course, the more embarrassing ones were Thomas and the milk tea guy Aya.

The image is gone, it's over.

Now their gossip treatment is almost the same as Earl Lulu and Brother Kaizi on Mond's side.

Injustice, really injustice, want to cry but have no tears.

It's really pitiful, Uncle Xu Hao mourned for the two of them for a second, and was about to play today's last second creation video.

Put the title on the big screen: "Walnut's Brain Hot Pot Battle" Judging from the title, the main character is Walnut, and it is related to Liyue's special gourmet hot pot.

[Hu Tao: Oh, oh, it's time for the head of the hall to come out again (*)] [Xin Yan: It's hot pot, I love hot pot so much. ] [Thoma: Hot pot brain war?Are you referring to the hot pot game (?w?)? ] [Paimon: Hot pot, so to speak, I also really want to eat hot pot, let's eat hot pot when the live broadcast is over! ] [Ying: All right, I also want to eat some. ] [Yan Xiao: Hot pot is good, hot pot is good, it can save me a lot of trouble (mouth) [Xu Hao: Hot pot alone is not enough, it can be enriched with some other dishes.] [Yan Xiao: I just don’t want to let me idle ([-]) On the big screen, the video officially begins: at the beginning, it is in the Hall of Rebirth.

Yingmei, Boss Taotao, Grandpa Zhongli, and Dada Ya gathered around the large pot of hot pot in the center of the table.

The atmosphere is called a tense one.

In the hot pot, the hot soup was boiling, and the slices of incomparably attractive meat exuded fragrance. The four held chopsticks and guarded each other.

Suddenly, Boss Taotao's eyes flashed, and he was the first to strike: "The meat is mine!"

Boss Taotao stretched out his chopsticks and grabbed a piece of meat in the pot.

But with a snap, her chopsticks were blocked by Yingmei's chopsticks.

Boss Tao Tao was shocked: "What (△Chuan)!!"

Yingmei chuckled lightly: "Hmph."

Boss Taotao didn't give up, and continued to pinch the meat in the pot with his chopsticks.

Yingmei continued to block with her chopsticks, and the chopsticks in their hands quickly danced into an afterimage.

Even, the two exploded with golden grudges like Super Saiyans.

Dada Duck took the opportunity to make a move: "Don't forget me!"

The chopsticks in Dada Duck's hand also poked towards the slices of meat in the pot, and he was bound to get a slice of meat.

With just a slap, his chopsticks were firmly clamped by Yingmei's chopsticks.

At this time, Grandpa Zhongli also took the opportunity to attack: "And me!"

With a clatter, Yingmei picked up a pair of chopsticks with her left hand, and clamped Mr. Zhongli's chopsticks.

One left and one right, to resist the attack of two powerful enemies.

However, this is exactly their plan!

"Walnut, it's up to you!!"

Taking advantage of Yingmei's lack of free hand, Hu Tao decisively lowered her chopsticks: "I got it!!"

…0 asking for flowers…

With the success of walnuts, a stroke of ink was painted on the title of this video: Hot Pot Three Kingdoms!

As soon as the screen changed, the four people on the table entered into a stalemate again.

Yingmei thought to herself: "Although the walnut took away a piece of meat, most of the meat is on my side."

"My position has unique conditions. As long as I sit here, the meat is mine!"

In front of Yingmei's table, there are plates of meat, occupying most of the share.

Grandpa Zhongli thought to himself: "I never expected that when Ying was invited to eat hot pot, she sat directly in front of Rou."

"It's obviously our treat, but seeing her like this, she doesn't intend to let us eat at all."

Boss Taotao thought to himself: "Although I grabbed a piece just now, most of the meat is in the hands of the child, and we only have some simple side dishes here."

... 0 The dishes on their side are basically vegetables like potatoes and green vegetables, with almost no meat.

Dada Duck thought to himself: "As expected of Ying, I know the essence of hot pot is there."

"Since ancient times, those who eat hot pot must eat meat."

"In other words, whoever gets the meat can win the world!"

The three of them thought to themselves: "I am the one who wins the world!"

Ever since, the current situation is: at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, travelers carried meat to order the princes.

So the princes of the three routes gathered vegetables and prepared to discuss them together.

Well, that's basically the case.

Grandpa Zhongli picked up a piece of ordinary tofu and made the first move: "Ying, how about my dish?"

Grandpa Zhongli galloped his horse under his crotch, and charged at Yingmei with a spear in his hand strung with tofu and mushrooms.

Yingmei smiled disdainfully, rode her horse to fight, and knocked away the tofu mushroom on the opposite side with her sword: "Sorry, I don't want to eat it."

Hu Tao also made a move, picking up a piece of green vegetables: "Ying, look at my loser vegetables, they are both beautiful and nutritious!"

Boss Taotao also got on his horse, and with vegetables strung on his spear, he headed towards Yingthorn.

Yingmei knocked Taotao's greens away with a sword again: "Then you eat it yourself, Hutao lost, old master Zhongli and Taotao's boss were very unwilling: "Damn it, it doesn't work at all. "

At this time, Dada Duck walked towards Yingmei, with an unusual momentum.

Grandpa Zhongli was puzzled: "Hey! Young Master?"

Dada Duck was entwined with vindictiveness, and then said, "Ying..." Dao.

Chapter 350 Five: For a piece of meat, why not a slave with three surnames

Fools Executor, Son, Dadalia.

Who is this?

Indomitable hard bones, fighting mad.

The traveler was so aggressive, how could he agree.

His vindictiveness was burning, and his fighting spirit was high. Dada Duck said, "Ying..."

Just when Grandpa Zhongli and Boss Taotao thought he was going to use some trick, Dada suddenly knelt down and hugged Ying's leg, crying loudly, "Please, give me some meat!"

Grandpa Zhongli and Boss Taotao vomited blood together: "Why did you surrender so quickly (皮#)!"

He was really convinced, and he hoped that Dada Duck could win the round, but he actually surrendered.

However, Dada Duck has more unique operations.

I saw Dada Duck kneeling on the ground and raising his hands in salute, as if heavy snow was floating in the room. "August [-]"

"My son has been wandering for half his life, and he only regrets not eating meat."

"If you don't give up, I will worship you as a foster father!"

Grandpa Zhongli and Boss Taotao couldn't help complaining again: "Is the family slave of the three surnames, (# A)!!"

The melon-eating audience in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back anymore.

[Rosalind: Puff (vomit blood), Dada duck, what do you do, recognize someone as a foster father ∑ (? A? Chuan)? ] [Columbia: The key point is that he still worships a girl as his adoptive father for a piece of flesh. It's a shame, it's almost embarrassing all the fools (皮#)! ] [Pantalone: ​​For a piece of meat to do this kind of thing, I don't remember us fool executives being so poor in funds. ] [Sandone: Hehe, I died laughing. ] [Ying: No, I don’t have such a big son ([-]) [Xu Hao: This allusion seems to come from my hometown. Killing the adoptive father, no wonder it was a family slave of three surnames, at least two of them were killed.] [Dadalia: It’s too much, you (皮#), I, Dadalia, stand upright, and it is absolutely impossible to recognize him as a foster father Absolutely impossible!] Dada Duck can't calm down.

Although he has already experienced a lot of experience, the persecution of this new three-surname house slave who only killed his adoptive father still makes him hard to bear.

On the big screen, the video continued to play: Seeing this, Yingmei happily raised her legs and picked up a piece of meat: "Well, yes, I reward you with something to eat."

I saw Yingmei sitting on the white horse and shouting: "Where is my son?"