Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

If you go down and ask the boss, you should be able to find out who it is.

But Mandrill thought about it, and still didn't go.

After confirming that there were no ingredients added, Mandrill Miaomiao sat down and began to taste.

The smell of sweet dreams can relieve his pain a little.

Xu Hao didn't meet with Mandrill, because there was really nothing to talk about when we met at the moment.

The two of them had nothing to do with each other, so it was a bit awkward to come to the door with a piece of almond tofu.

As the only Yaksha who has survived until now, he is burdened with countless karma and is tortured by it all the time.

For him, living is infinitely more painful than killing himself.

But for the sake of the contract with the emperor, he still insists on guarding Liyue until now.

Such loyalty and perseverance really put countless people to shame.

Therefore, Uncle Xu Hao felt that it was necessary for him to use second-generation videos to make Mandrill Miaomiao happy.

Now there is no way to help Mandrill Miaomiao solve the problem of karma, you can let Mandrill Miaomiao ease it from the mentality first.

Let him smile more and blend into the pleasant atmosphere more.

When Xu Hao gets some professional counterparts in the future, he will help Mandrill Miaomiao deal with his karma.

Xu Hao is a person who likes happy endings.

If he could obtain things like resurrection in the future, Xu Hao would definitely throw those knives back one by one.

Of course, that is estimated to be a long time later.

Now, after dinner, I have nothing to do. Of course, I want to start the live broadcast room of the second creation.

When our barren dragon fights, Brother Douzi jumps very much.

Since he wants to be on camera so much, let's satisfy him this time.

PS: Brazenly begging for flowers and tickets, all the data of the new book are very important, deciding life and death, I hope the bosses can support me a lot.

Chapter 37: A bucket of fortune sent, pink fur fox lying on the gun

[The live broadcast room of Tivat Second Creation is open, dear viewers and friends, good evening everyone (≧ω≦)/]

The broadcast started at this time, no poking, no poking, everyone basically just had dinner.

[Drill enters the live broadcast room]

[Yan Xiao enters the live broadcast room]

[Lisa enters the live broadcast room]

[Jiang Xue enters the live broadcast room]

[Coral Palace Xinhai enters the live broadcast room]

[Lei Ze enters the live broadcast room]

[Zhe Ping enters the live broadcast room]

...

[Arataki Ichito: My uncle is here, so it should be my turn this time (?ì_í?). ]

[Shenli Ayato: Brother Yidou is really impatient, everyone else can't avoid the second creation. ]

[Paimon: That's right, Paimon is worried every day, for fear of choosing himself. ]

[Jiuqi Ren: The boss is a fool, just get used to it. ]

[Arataki One Dou: @久吉忍, hello, Aren, I'm the boss, can you give me some face? ]

[Big Dipper: Come on, I’m just going to be stubborn right now, when the real wound hits you, you’ll know the pain. ]

[Ke Qing: That is, when I walk on the street now, I can see passers-by laughing (╥_╥)]

[Wendy: Liyue, Zhidong, Mengde, I don’t know where it will be this time, could it be Daozuma’s person this time?]

[San Tang: Don’t be me, don’t be me, absolutely don’t be me, absolutely don’t choose me (?﹏?). ]

[Xu Hao: Don't be afraid, face the second creation bravely, what should come will come eventually. ]

[Kaya: So, does anyone want to take a gamble, and take a gamble on which country they are from this time. ]

[Di Luc: Huh, boring. ]

[Wendy: I'm coming, count me in. ]

[Paimon: Singer, do you have money to gamble? ]

[Wendy: Er, is one apple enough?]

......

After a short barrage chat, today's title was shown on the big screen:

"A Bucket of Fortune"

[Jiuqi Shinobi: One Dou? Is it possible that this time I really chose the boss Σ(????)??]

[Arataki Ichito: Hahahaha(′▽｀)ノ, it must be right, it must be my uncle. ]

[Paimon: They actually chose this idiot. ]

[Kamili Ayato: Congratulations, Brother Yidou. ]

[Yae Miko: If I choose this silly boy, then I guess I will be very happy (*￣︶￣). ]

[Yura: Huh, great, it's not me. ]

[Amber: It's the same, I escaped unharmed. ]

[Hu Tao: Damn it, isn’t it so difficult for our Xiangshengtang to advertise? ]

......

The title faded away quickly, and images appeared on the big screen.

This time the scene is actually in a house in Inazuma Castle.

There are two people sitting in the room, one is Araki Yidou and the other is Xu Hao, they are talking about something.

That's right, Xu Hao started to add himself, this is the best way to avoid suspicion points.

[Xu Hao: Puff~(vomit blood), shit (▼皮▼#), why even I have it!]

Look at this acting, it's okay.

[Arataki Ichito: Hahahaha (￣▽￣), it really is my uncle, let’s all watch my performance. ]

[Beidou: @许朝, hahaha, brat, you must have been dumbfounded for making you laugh at us before. ]

[Keqing: I feel much more comfortable (*￣︶￣). ]

......

On the big screen the story begins:

Araki Ichito took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to Xu Hao: "Brother, I have a project here that can earn 2000 million moras, take a look."

Xu Hao took the paper, and there was a photo of Yae Shenzi on it, the text read:

I am the son of Narugami Taisha Yae Miko, young and beautiful, because I have no children to inherit the position of Mistress, I am looking for a healthy man to spend a good night with me and wish me a child, and I will pay you 2000 million Mora as a reward.

Contact: 114541

[Yae Miko: Pfft~(vomiting blood), what a thing (▼皮▼#)??]

Yae Shenzi is numb, and the whole fox is numb.

People sit at home, and disaster comes from heaven.

I prepared the tea shop and prepared to go to the theater, but I ended up being the one to watch the movie.

And it's a spoof secondary creation that throws the character into the dark sea with a lot of money to ask for a child.

It’s over.

The image of her wisdom and beauty coexisting is gone (T▽T)!

PS: Brazenly begging for flowers and tickets, all the data of the new book are very important, deciding life and death, I hope the big guys can support a lot, if you think the book is okay, please bookmark it.

Chapter 38: How many times have I been lied to, do you know?

Everyone eats melons today, but originally they ate a bucket of melons from Huanglong.

As a result, Yae Shenzi's opening melon was so explosive.

[Beidou: Asking for a child with a lot of money, hahahaha (/≧▽≦)/, my god, asking for a child with a lot of money. ]

[Gan Yu: Sister Shenzi was also murdered. I, um, hee, sorry, couldn't help it. ]

[Yae Shenzi: @甘雨，姜玉姐姐, you just laughed, right, you must have laughed, right(メ｀[]′)/, how old are you? Please, our sisters!!]

[Gan Yu: uh, that→_→]

[Kamisato Ayato: I really didn't expect that Mrs. Gong Si would have such a demand (￣y▽￣)~*]

[Shadow: (￣ー￣), (eat melon and watch a play)]

[Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing the Wind: Haha, son of God, it is almost time to find a man to have a child, when will my two apprentices let me meet my grandson? ]

[Gan Yu: Master (＞д＜), you...]

[Shin Hak: I don't have that kind of thought. ]

[Xu Hao: Very beautiful vixen, if it is true, I would like to give it a try (*￣︶￣). ]

[Yae Shenzi: You all get out of here ヽ(#`Д′)ノ, @许朝, there is a guy like you, you wait for me, I have to find a chance to kill you. ]

[Arataki Ichito: Hello? (▼ヘ▼#), the protagonist of the video is obviously me, the hateful pink-haired fox, who actually stole my popularity. ]

...

Well, ignore the pink-haired fox whose mentality is bursting, and continue to watch the video:

Ararataki Yidou gave Xu Hao the child-seeking advertisement and asked, "Hey, buddy, do you want to go?"

Xu Hao: "You are so kind to me, you are the first to think of me when encountering such a good thing, but this is a scam!"

The witty Xu Hao saw at a glance that this so-called child-seeking advertisement was a trap.

Ararataki Ichito: "This is impossible, is that a scam, how many times have I been cheated by others, can I not know?

I have contacted that woman, you are the most qualified, you only need to pay 80 earnest money, you are only 2000 moras away from 80 million. "

Seeing this, as long as the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room are not fools, they will know that Brother Douzi is not good at thinking.

[Zhe Ping: Pay 80 in earnest money? Is this a trap? ]

[Ye Lan: How can someone who can afford 2000 million moras care about 80 moras? Hmph, it's 100% a fraud. ]

[Jiuqi Ren: But the boss will believe it ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

[Xu Hao: The routine called deposit is already a defrauding method that has been eliminated in our world. ]

[Gingguang: How could anyone believe such a low-level scam. ]

[Paimon: 80 earns 2000 million, oh my god (*???)!! Ying, let's go to Daozuma quickly! ]

[Ying: Paimon, you won't believe it (=ー`), but even if it's true, I'm not a man. ]

[Arataki Ichito: 80 to earn 2000 million, this is a business, how could it be a scam, look, the story behind it will definitely be the story of me, Ichito Ararataki, who made a fortune and then became the richest man in Dao Wife, ahahahaha ...]

......

Second creation video continues:

When Xu Hao heard that he wanted 80, his pocket was shy: "But I don't have 80."

Ararataki Yidou: "I won't let you contribute money, I will contribute money, and you will contribute. I have an investment project in the breeding of ghost worms. The income is 100% in seven days, but the minimum investment is 40."

Xu Hao: "But I don't have 40."

Itou Ararataki: "I met an intermediary two days ago and asked me to go abroad to work with him."

Xu Hao: "What are you doing?"