Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

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As the picture progresses, a cart selling snacks appears.

The signboard hanging above reads, engraved with cattle offal.

And the owner of the stall who was hawking was surrounded by Ke Qing with the word "immunity" written on it.

[Ke Qing: Pfft!What the hell?∑(??д??lll)]

[Gan Yu: Ah this...]

[Ning Guang: It really is Ke Qing, this dress...]

[Beidou: Don't say it, this outfit seems to be pretty good. ]

[Qin: Yuheng Xing Keqing also sells offal part-time?]

[Diluque: If I remember correctly, Yu Hengxing's family is in the real estate business. ]

[Jiu Tiao Sha Luo: Li Yue Qi Xing, they are so close to the people to engage in a side job?]

[Arataki Ichidou: Liyue Seven Stars are here? Then I can go and get a seat. ]

[Xiangling: Keqing used to know how to make offal, so I need to ask for advice. ]

[Ke Qing: I'm not, I haven't, I've never sold offal at all!ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ]

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On the screen, upon hearing Master Engraving's hawking, Grandpa Zhongli walked over with his attendants and sat down.

Zhongli: "Here's a piece of beef offal, the young master will pay for it."

Young master: "It's just a piece of beef offal. It's a small thing. I asked for it. Give me one too."

Carving master: "Okay, just wait a moment."

After receiving the business, Master Ke immediately took out a portion of offal and threw it into the air.

Seeing this, everyone guessed that the engraving master was going to perform a top-level sword skill.

Then, the engraving master took out a meat cleaver and made a big move.

"Jiangguang is like me, cut off all the bullshit!"

Immediately, a flash of thunder flashed, and among the flickering figures, the sword light weaved into a gorgeous net.

Ke Qing, who saw this scene in the live broadcast room, almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

[Arataki Yidou: Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, the sword is as light as me, and it kills all the bullshit. Is this the Liyue Seven Stars?It's too funny. ]

[Timmy: Wow, what a powerful swordsmanship, so cool! ]

[Gan Yu: Keqing, you, uh. ]

[Xiang Ling: Ke Qing is simply a genius for cutting offal with swordsmanship. ]

[Kamizaya Linghua: In terms of being close to the people, there is still a big gap between me and Ms. Keqing. ]

[Zhongli: Cough cough, this should be the so-called spoof, I don't remember Yu Hengxing doing such a thing. ]

[Lisa: Well, maybe, I can also do something else with the thunder element. ]

[Ke Qing: It’s cutting off all the offal, it’s on the offal, it’s not offal, I’m not selling offal o(*≧д≦)o!!]

Keqing is going crazy, why does this live broadcast room persecute her?!

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Chapter 3: The engraving master's mentality collapsed

Ke Qing's mentality was about to explode, but the picture on the big screen was not over yet.

After using the sword light like me, I cut off all the offal.

The engraving master in the picture has been flying in mid-air.

The beef offal had been chopped and dropped on the chopping board, but the carver still didn't stop.

1 minute later...

The engraving master is still flying.

3 minutes later......

The engraving master is still flying.

5 minutes later......

The engraving master continued to fly.

It seems that he has already lost his sanity.

Dada Duck: "Is it necessary to work so hard to be an offal?"

Grandpa Zhongli: "This is Liyue's craftsman spirit."

Dada Duck showed a speechless expression and said, "Say, will she stop?"

Grandpa Zhongli just took a sip of tea, cast a glance at Master Ke, and remained silent.

In the final picture, the body of Master Engraving who was flying non-stop was concentrated, and then shrank into a black screen in a circle.

[Video ends, thanks for watching. ]

[The main character of the video is Master Carve, and he gets a reward: Feitian Niuza swordsmanship. ]

[The live broadcast room will close after 5 minutes...]

Happy, all happy.

The people in Tivat have never seen such a spoof, and they were as happy as a certain Emperor Yongle was brainstormed for a while.

[Paimon: Is this Liyue's Yuheng Xing Keqing?According to the feeling and rumors, it is completely, poof, not alone at all. ]

[Ying: Paimon, be polite and hold back your words. ]

[Arataki Ichidou: No way, hahahahaha, no way, it’s too funny, I’m going to die of laughter. ]

[Jiuqi Ren: Boss, you are enough. ]

[Ningguang: @九条萨罗, this guy named Araki Yidou, do you have to take care of him. ]

[Jiujo Shaluo: I am very sorry, this ghost is a fugitive criminal, and I am arresting him. ]

[Zaoyou: It’s flying around, it’s so dizzy to watch. ]

[Beidou: Although as a friend, but, hahaha, I can't help it. ]

[Uncle Tian: Actually quite cute, hahahaha, young man. ]

[Ke Qing: Uncle Tian!Why are you following along (?`~?)]

[Gan Yu: Er, that, actually, hee~]

[Ke Li: Wow, it’s amazing, it can fly for such a long time, Ke Li also wants to learn. (???)]

[Kaya: Little Keli wants to learn this, so she has to go to Liyue to find Miss Keqing. ]

[Qin: @凯亚, Kaiya, enough is enough. ]

[Amber: Sorry, I really don't want to laugh, but it's really funny. ]

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After 5 minutes, the live broadcast room was closed, and everyone returned to the real world.

It's dreamlike, but so real.

Master Niu Zan Ke became the topic of everyone in an instant.

Liyue, the streets and alleys are talking about the funny scene of Master Ke flying in the sky and chopping beef in the video just now.

"The live broadcast room just now is real, it's too amazing."

"What kind of spoofs are you doing, I didn't expect that the first one would be Master Yuheng Xing Keqing from Liyue, it's so funny."

"Hahahaha, this second creation spoof is really interesting."

"I can't tell the difference between cutting all the waste and cutting all the bulls, hahaha..."

"If you don't listen carefully, you can't tell the difference. This second-generation live broadcast room is so talented that it can come up with such an idea."

"Hey, hey, aren't you afraid? It's too scary to take people away casually."

"There is Dijun and his old man, what are we afraid of? If we can't even support Dijun and his old man, then it's useless for us to be afraid."

"What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless."

"Hey, keep your voice down, don't be heard by Qianyan Army."

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Of course, don't dare to make too much noise, it would be bad if Qianyan Army heard it.

However, the Qianyan army felt very uncomfortable.

Master Yuheng Xing Keqing, who is usually full of majesty, appeared in such a funny image in the so-called second creation video.

They want to laugh out loud, but they have to hold back, thinking they are soldiers and professionals.

Unless...can't help it.

At this moment, Ke Qing was patrolling the streets as usual.

After exiting the live broadcast room, Keqing felt the different gazes from the people around her.

Lowering his head, his face suddenly darkened.

It's all over, all over.

His image as Yuheng Xing was shattered!

Clenching his fists tightly, he didn't even notice that he was holding a cheat book of Fei Tian Niu Miscellaneous in his hand, and ran home with his head down.

The old man Zhongli who was not far away saw this scene and shook his head helplessly.

"It's been an eventful year, I hope it won't have too much impact on this child."

This year's invitation will be ready soon, and my retirement plan will follow suit.

Among them, the rule of man advocated by Keqing is an important part.

After more than 700 years, it's time for the Liyue people to be independent and walk their own paths.

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Chapter 4: The main character is a thrower

Covering his face and running all the way, Master Ke ran back to his weight like a bolt of lightning.

Shut himself in a bedroom full of handicrafts of Emperor Yanwang, and covered his head with a quilt.

woo woo woo...╥﹏╥

It's a shame, it's a shame.

At this moment, the family members, as well as the servants at home, must still be laughing at themselves secretly.

"Damn it, damn it, what bastard did it! (＊｀д′)"

"If you let me know who it is, I will blow his head off! ヽ(`д′)ノ"

Rolling around on the bed in a moment of sunshine, a pair of beautiful black silk legs kicking around.

It was hard for her to imagine how everyone would think of her when she walked on Liyue Street in the future.

It must be the same respect as usual on the surface, calling her Master Keqing.

Behind the scenes, I call her Master Niu Mi Ke.

Her majesty, her image, are all in vain.

Sad, uncomfortable, woo woo woo (ó﹏ò?).

After a while, Ke Qing's mood stabilized slightly, and she noticed the reward she brought back.

Use your own image in exchange for rewards.