Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

[Lisa: Ah lah (￣▽￣), it’s fun now. ]

[Noelle: Captain Qin has been selected, I don’t know if I will be selected in the future. ]

[Qin: This...why suddenly, I have a headache (▔□▔). ]

[Ke Qing: As expected, Captain Qin did not escape. ]

[Nine Jojosara: Liyue, then Mond, maybe later...]

[Shenli Linghua: Yes, 100% will come to us...]

......

The title fades and the video begins.

Mond City, a sunny noon.

West Crazy Knights Headquarters, in the head's office.

Ginger was sitting behind the desk, and Keli was standing in front of it.

It seems that it is really educating children.

[Ke Li: Yes (*≧▽≦), Ke Li is on camera again. ]

[Ying: Congratulations, little Keli. ]

[Paimon: Wow, Xiao Keli and Dada Duck are both on camera for the second time. ]

[Dadalia: It's Dadalia, not Dada Duck, not Dada Duck (▼皮▼#)]

......

The melon-eating audience, Keli, was very happy, but her second creation was always inseparable from destruction and mischief.

Video playback on the big screen:

Qin's hip length is very serious: "Ke Li, you must explain this matter to me clearly today."

Keli was confused: "Explain what?"

Long hips: "What exactly did you do, you should know in your heart."

Keli: "I just didn't go to class yesterday."

Long hips: "It's not about this, wait a minute Σ(????), what, you still learned to skip class?"

Keli: "Oh, class is so boring, Keli doesn't like to sit all the time.

Eh? Isn't that the thing?

Then... I just put a lizard with a strange pattern in Diona sister's drink. "

Qin: "That's not this one...what (oДo*), you put the lizard in someone else's drink["

Keli: "But that lizard really likes to drink, isn't it the same thing?"

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Chapter 46: Blow up the strange old man, the bomb is hidden under the chair

Skipping class, throwing lizards in other people's drinks, and acting confident.

Ke Li in the Second Creation is a proper brat.

[Beidou: Hahaha(＾▽＾), what a naughty little girl. ]

[Ke Qing: Er, this is a brat (￢_￢). ]

[Lei Ze: Red, very hot, girl, troublesome. ]

[Diona: Right (*???)!!, I can just throw the lizard into the wine, it will definitely be super nasty. ]

[Xingqiu: Why deliberately make the wine taste bad?]

[Kaya: I have to ask Diona's father, Mr. Raloff. ]

[Larov: Ahem→_→, I don’t know anything. ]

[Barbara: @拉罗夫, Mr. LaRove, please don’t drink so much and spend more time with Diona when you have time. ]

[Xu Hao: Drinking and not accompanying the child? This kind of parent should deprive him of custody, and then put him in prison to wash dishes. ]

[Rarov: There is no need to be so exaggerated Σ(△|||)︴]

...

The video then plays:

After skipping class so she could put a lizard in Diona's drink, Clary continued to recall what she had done.

Keli: "Isn't this the case? Then... I just blew up a strange old man."

Long hips: "It's not about this...wait a minute (oДo*), the old man you're talking about won't be..."

Keli: "I just keep saying some idioms I don't understand, such as refusing to accept a sick son-in-law, feeling a little tired, buying osmanthus flowers or wine."

In the memory screen, Keli threw a bouncing bomb and blew up Grandpa Zhongli.

Qin's buttocks took a deep breath, and then contacted Gan Yu on Liyue's side via the screen:

"Hello, our Mond side said that this attack was completely a misunderstanding."

"Mond has always been committed to developing a good-neighborly and friendly relationship with Liyue. This incident only represents Keli's position."

"Our Mond side has been promoting and planning the development of bilateral relations, please don't misunderstand."

[Zhongli: Pfft, cough ∑(￣□￣;), so it involves me. ]

[Hu Tao: Hahaha (￣▽￣), Zhongli, you are on camera again, and you are quite resistant to bombing. ]

[Dadalia: Mr. Zhongli has also been persecuted a second time, and he feels a little more balanced. ]

[Qin: @可莉, the bomb hurts someone, you must never do it again (?`~′?)]

[Ke Li: Ke Li is very obedient and obedient, and has a good recitation of the Knights' Survival Code (????)]

[Gan Yu: I'm on camera too Σ(????)?]

[Grandma Ping: This person... should be right, it is him. ]

[Drill: Grandma Ping said so, this person does look a bit like...]

[Thoma: Is this a riddle?Is this person who was blown away a big shot in Liyue?They all need to be explained by the head of the West Crazy Knights himself. ]

[Hu Tao: How about our guest Qing from the Past Life Hall? Isn’t he a big brand, @钟去, what do you think?]

[Zhong Li: Well, I’m just a guest of the first class, and the spoof of the second creation video can’t be taken seriously. ]

......

Grandpa Zhongli is a little flustered right now.

A Ping must have recognized him, and it is estimated that Mandrill and the three immortals also became suspicious.

It's difficult, the plan is imminent, if this identity is exposed, it will be a big joke.

No, in any case, the identity cannot be revealed.

Otherwise, his retirement would be ruined.

Judging from Hu Tao's attitude, the kid probably already doubted his identity.

Hey, this kid really can't handle it.

The video then plays:

Keli: "That's not the case, then... I just hid the bouncy bomb under your chair."

Long hips: "That's not the case, wait a minute..."

BOOM!!

With a bang, the chair under the piano's long buttocks exploded in a ball of flames.

A big hole was blown out of the headquarters of the West Crazy Knights, and the butt length of the piano was blown into the open space outside.

Qin was lying on the ground with long buttocks, and his whole body was scorched black.

Just then, music began, a woman singing:

"The flower of hope, link our bond."

"It's in our hearts right now."

"So the power to survive will never dissipate"

"The flower of hope links our bonds."

......

Accompanied by the singing, the camera moves up to the outstretched index finger of the piano's hip-length left hand.

"So, don't stop..."

PS: Thank you guys for your flowers and recommendation tickets, and continue to brazenly beg for flowers and tickets. The data of the new book is very important, and it decides life and death. I hope you guys can support me a lot.

Chapter 47: Keli's God's Answer

The flower of hope, the leader's stalk, people in Tivat continent can't get it.

That's okay though, they realize it's probably a meme, and think it's pretty fucked.

[Qin: I, I (T▽T), shame...]

[Lisa: @Qin, be good, don’t cry, it’s just a spoof, it’s no big deal. ]

[Xiao Gong: I feel that this child's gunpowder skills are a little bit dangerous d(?д??)]

[Ke Li: It’s over, it’s over (T▽T), the bomb hurts someone, I’m going to report in the confinement room right now. ]

[Kaya: It's okay, it's not a real bomb that hurts people, it's a fiction, just like a storybook. ]

[Arataki Ichito: Hahahaha(＾▽＾), this kid is very talented, he should join our Ararataki faction, and he will definitely achieve great things. ]

[Yanfei: Come on, you bastards who are imprisoned by Tianling all day long, you will only teach bad children. ]

[Ke Qing: That is, children are easily influenced, and we must not let unreliable people learn to be bad. ]

[Jiujo Shaluo: This child, it is better not to come to Daoqi, I feel the pain in my wings again. ]

[Yae Miko: I also feel a pain in my tail. ]

...

On the big screen, the camera turned.

The large hole in the wall was temporarily covered with wooden boards.

The flustered piano buttocks replaced new tables and chairs, and continued to talk with Keli.

Ke Li: "What is it, Captain Qin, Ke Li really didn't do any other wrong things."

Long hips: "I just wanted to talk to you about the importance of studying, but I didn't expect you to make so many troubles."

Keli: "Study? Keli has been studying hard."

Long hips: "Then explain to me why you got zero marks in this exam."

Ke Li: "Ke Li doesn't know~, what Ke Li answered is correct~"

Qin hip length: "Okay (︶︿︶), that's right, come on, Xiao Ming has 323 rock candies, 289 marshmallows, and 130 four lollipops in his pocket.

Today Xiao Ming ate 289 rock candies, 124 marshmallows, and 98 lollipops, what does Xiao Ming have now?"

Kelly: "Answer, I have diabetes."

Qin hip length: "Ke Li, this is a math problem (＞д＜)!!!

Hey, okay, okay, let's forget about math, and then what about the Chinese problem.

Come on, this question, the principal, grandpa, I, danced, peacock dance, here, arrange and combine, how did you write it?"

Keli: "The principal's grandpa danced the peacock dance for me."

Long hips: "What is your identity, you (〝▼皮▼)?"

Keli: "Huh? Then, could it be...the principal danced the peacock dance for my grandfather."