Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Chef Xiangling has taught many people how to cook.

But never before has it been as difficult as coming to Dao's wife today.

It was hell!

She had never seen a person with such poor culinary talent.

Knocking an egg is 100% sure to hit the outside of the bowl.

100% of the seasoning must be excessive.

It was obviously a normal pot of oil, but as long as she put something in it, it would catch fire and explode.

...

What makes Chef Xiangling feel outrageous the most is that Thor, who is unparalleled in sword skills, can't even cut vegetables well.

After a few days, Chef Xiangling couldn't take it anymore.

Xiangling: "You've never cooked meat."

General Thunder: "I have wasted a lot of patience doing this stuff. I think you didn't teach me seriously at all, otherwise I wouldn't be able to cook it well (o`ε′o)."

Xiangling: "I have been very careful and serious, and I am teaching you with all my strength."

General Raiden: "Really? I don't know (｀へ′)"

Xiangling was speechless: "My God, can you chop vegetables?"

General Thunder was also a little irritable: "What? I remember that you never taught me how to cut vegetables."

Xiangling: "You are Thor, you still need to teach that thing? You should let Mei next door teach you (︶︿︶)"

General Raiden: "Are you laughing at me(?`~′?)"

Xiangling: "I'm telling the truth."

General Raiden: "No(メ`[]′)/"

Xiangling: "Slimes can cook better than you ╮(￣⊿￣)╭"

General Lei Dian: "Come on, the people of Qiuqiu are better than you."

Xiangling: "I have to go back to Liyue immediately, I really can't stay with this rice wife for a second."

Xiangling turned to leave, and complained: "You have a married woman's face, shit (︶︿︶)."

General Lei Dian heard it and replied angrily: "Shabi? (▼ヘ▼#)"

Then he turned his head and faced Xiangling back to back.

The video also ends here.

[Video ends, thanks for watching. ]

[The protagonist of the video, General Thunder, gets a reward: a super corrosion-resistant rice cooker. ]

[The protagonist of the video, Xiang Ling, is rewarded: a recipe for "Father Mapo Mapo Tofu"]

[The main character of the video, Kujo Sara, gets a reward: General Raiden, a body pillow. ]

[The live broadcast room will close after 5 minutes...]

The first big melon attack on the gods is over.

It completely subverted the impression of gods in people's hearts.

Well, Xu Hao didn't want to either.

Who made it too late to expose the identities of Mr. Zhongli and Moyu Wendy.

Therefore, I can only "slightly" wrong Yingbao first.

[Xiangling: Why do you say that people from Qiuqiu are worse than me? Why? I’m not as good as people from Qiuqiu (仙｀д′)! ]

[Ke Qing: Well, speaking of it this way, Xiangling's dress does not seem to be a bit stingy. ]

[Xu Hao: Hmm, there is no engraving of Master Se. ]

[Ke Qing: @许朝, what are you talking about, I’m going to get angry when you talk nonsense (?`~′?)]

[Xu Hao: Hey (￣y▽￣)~]

[Wendy: Huh?]

[Xiao Gong: From now on, I don’t know how to look directly at the general (╥_╥), and now my mind is full of images of the general crying. ]

[Kanoin Heizo: I am the same, this impression has been deeply embedded in my mind, full of not knowing how to cook and crying, what should I do (T▽T)]

[Kujo Sara: Hey, General, hey, General's pillow (*｀▽′*)]

[Xu Hao: Well, this nine-tiao general seems to be broken. ]

[Kujo Shaluo: No=????(???????), you didn’t see anything just now, it was all a hallucination, that was just the one with the same name, definitely not me∑(￣□￣;)]

[Arataki Ichito: I can testify that the nine stinky dogs put on a stinky face all day long, and they are just a violent tomboy. ]

[Jiujo Shaluo: @隆滩一斗, insulting the general of the Heavenly Leader, add half a month (＊｀д′)]

[Jiuqi Shinobi: Boss, just grow up, and take care of your broken mouth (#`炒′)]

[Kujo Renji: Who is Mei? Is there no such person next door to the General’s Mansion?]

[Coral Palace Xinhai: It would be great if the general is really as kind as in the second creation video. ]

[General Thunder and Lightning: Don't be delusional, Dao Wife will always unswervingly march towards eternity. ]

[Shadow: suddenly, feeling, a little tired...]

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Chapter 57: Because of a hot woman, the Fenglong ruins became ruins

When I am wronged, I will cry and chirp, and I can't cook.

For Yingying, strictly speaking, this is not a second creation.

Because Yingbao itself is like this.

It's just that because I'm autistic now, I don't have a chance to perform when I stay alone in the pure land of one heart.

Without light novels and desserts, there will be crying and fussing. This should be the correct way to open Yingbao.

It's just that good fortune tricks people, and things are different.

Everything can't go back to the way it was before, even the laws of heaven can't do anything about it.

Yingbao is very worried now, the title of today's second video is "General".

But she felt that the one in the video was actually herself.

So next time, will you directly expose the relationship between yourself and General Thunder?

At that time, it will definitely have a great impact on Inazuma's eternity.

"Yeah, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do?"

Yingbao didn't have the mind to meditate anymore, and lay on the ground rolling around in agitation.

General Thunder and Lightning outside sighed when he saw this situation.

Don't look at her as a puppet, she looks very indifferent.

In fact, General Thunder is not very calm at the moment.

It's very strange, as a puppet with no emotions, it shouldn't produce clear emotions.

And he clearly knew that the one in the second creation video just now was not himself, but Yingbao.

But even under such circumstances, she actually felt a little angry.

Even if it's just a little bit, it's already amazing.

"Is it the ghost of the Erchuang live broadcast room?"

General Thunder frowned. It was the first time she felt emotional, and she was a little at a loss.

She had been programmed to tell her that, as a puppet carrying out the Way of Eternity, she should have no feelings.

If you have feelings, you cannot make absolute rational judgments when dealing with things.

This is extremely bad for eternity.

Therefore, General Lei Dian immediately informed Ying Bao in Yixin Pure Land of the situation.

"What Σ(△|||)︴?"

"There is a problem with your program!"

Yingbao didn't care about rolling around anymore, and immediately checked General Lei Dian's procedures.

However, no abnormalities were found.

Of course, even if she found out, there was nothing she could do.

After all, in order to prevent her from being unsteady in her will, she added a god-restricted operation to General Thunder and Lightning that she could not even modify.

"What's going on here?"

"Watching the second creation video can also make the puppet feel emotional?"

Yingbao scratched at her hair irritably, with an irritated and tangled expression on her face.

But she couldn't find anything, and she couldn't do anything.

I can only take one step at a time.

......(￣▽￣)σ...

After a night's rest, Xu Hao and his party entered the Fenglong ruins in the early morning.

Wendy, who spent the night in a tree, also continued to follow.

Here is the old Mond.

The dilapidated city was abandoned when the Tower King was overthrown.

The Wind Demon Dragon Tewarin resided here, so it was later called the Wind Dragon Ruins.

After the hot woman came here and turned around, it became the current Fenglong ruins.

This hot woman is Keli's mother, Alice.

It is said that Tivat is a ghost.

No matter where you go, you will create a lot of trouble.

When I stayed in Mond, I often intended to blow up the Star Picking Cliff.

There was even a proposal to treat the Qiuqiu people as slaves.

Let the young Qiuqiu people be free labor, and kill the old Qiuqiu people as rations for the young Qiuqiu people.

When Xu Hao saw this text description, his face was full of black question marks.

This woman is really cruel.

Fortunately, Keli has long hips and big hips, otherwise, I'm afraid there will be no Mond City on the map at this moment.

Or, another Mond ruin.

Here in the Fenglong ruins, Qiuqiu people gathered in groups.

This is the territory of Fengmolong, few people and monsters have the courage to come here.

Recently, after Fengmolong was controlled by the Abyss Cult, a large number of Qiuqiu people were arranged to station here.

In the center of the ruins is a huge dilapidated tower.

The tower is surrounded by this wind barrier visible to the naked eye, and it seems unrealistic to force a breakthrough.

"Hi, Lord Babatos, our wind god."

"After following for so long, it's time to come out, right?"

At this time, Xu Hao suddenly turned his head and said to a stone pillar.