Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Grandpa Zhongli almost broke his defense just now.

He meowed, and even put his rocky ridge in the shape of an Armstrong cyclotron-type Armstrong cannon.

This made Grandpa Zhongli almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

This is too much.

Now the old man Zhongli is getting more and more afraid.

Compared with the method of exploding people in the Erchuang live broadcast room, he feels that the identity leak can only be regarded as a trivial matter.

As soon as the 5 minutes were up, all the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room were thrown back.

Ying and Paimon appeared on the street again.

At this time, Ying was still maintaining the posture of the gray and white stone statue.

Her mentality was like being blown up by a nuclear bomb, and after the explosion, it was burnt to ashes.

She is a pure and lovely, kind and honest traveler!

Erchuang's live broadcast room directly gave her Erchuang a scumbag today, the scum of the world to the extreme.

"Ying, are you okay Σ(△|||)︴"

Seeing Ying's look of losing her dreams, Pai Meng quickly pushed Ying.

It doesn't matter if you don't push, this push.

With a few clicks, the gray-white fluorite statue cracked and shattered to the ground.

I have to borrow a broom and dustpan from the person next to me.

Well, seeing Yingmei so miserable, Xu Hao felt somewhat guilty.

Although not much.

But it's okay, Yingmei will become more and more scornful in the future anyway.

Today's second creation is just to let Yingmei see her future in advance.

The essence of Yingmei is crumbs, and a small second attack will at most make her foolish for a few days.

Maybe it can make Yingmei awaken the soul of crumbs in advance?

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Chapter 69: Fried Fish and Crab with Keli

Xiaoyingmei is worthy of being Xiaoyingmei, and her mentality recovered a lot the next day.

However, in order to avoid secondary harm caused by discussions among the people in the city, Yingmei cut off a commission and went to Qingquan Town to avoid the limelight.

Xiangling is in Qingquan Town right now, and the two probably will meet today.

Xu Hao has no plans to go back to Liyue for the time being, and plans to wander around Mond for a few more days.

Experience the customs and customs, and exchange feelings with the girls here.

Then, he was stuffed with a Keli by Qin's buttocks.

Mond has just solved two big troubles, and the Knights of West Crazy have a lot of work to deal with.

If Keli was not watching, Qin's hip length was really worrying, so she thought of Xu Hao.

Judging from Xu Chang's speech in the live broadcast room, it seems that he has a lot of experience in raising children, so he left Keli to take care of Xu Hao for two days.

Xu Hao complied vowedly, and then...

He took Keli to Yingxiang Beach.

To the beach, of course, is to fry fish.

"Okay (≧▽≦)O, brother Xu Hao is a good man, he took Keli to the beach to fry fish."

Kelly ran up and down on the beach excitedly.

Catch the lizard, catch the crab.

The short-sighted slimes and Chuqiu people approached, and Keli let them know what knowing the destiny is.

Knowing the Mandate of Heaven means knowing that I am sent by Heavenly Law, which is taken from "Luan Yu".

After going crazy on the beach for a while, Claire finally started to find a good place to start frying fish.

These days have really suffocated her, so she must have a blast today.

"Hmph (*￣︶￣), look at Keli's new deep-water fried fish-shaped bouncing bomb."

Kelly pulls out a bouncy bomb and throws it into the sea.

The bomb sank rapidly, and did not explode until it reached a depth of more than ten meters.

The shock wave blasted a vacuum on the seabed, breaking through the sea surface and blasting a water column tens of meters high.

The blasted sea water fell like heavy rain, and along with it, there were a lot of fish of all kinds.

And most of these fish have already been fried by bombs.

Fortunately, it was on Yingxiang Beach, far enough away from Mond City, and there were still cliffs blocking it.

If this is frying fish in Guojiu Lake, then the long buttocks of the piano is already on the way to kill.

"Come, come, try the secret barbecue sauce I brought from Liyue."

Xu Hao and Keli collected the fish on the beach, and then took out a bottle of barbecue sauce bought from Wanmintang from the system space.

Keli usually gnaws the fish directly after frying, and doesn't use seasoning at all.

Today, when I ate grilled fish with sauce, I gnawed off one by one with bright eyes.

Xu Hao caught some crabs from the beach, dressed them up and roasted them on the fire.

"Come on, Keli, try this crab meat."

Xu Hao handed the peeled crab meat to Keli.

Ke Li ate it immediately after tasting it: "Crab meat is delicious, Ke Li didn't know it before."

Ke Li usually doesn't like to eat crabs, but she dislikes the trouble of shelling them.

Now that Xu Hao is shelling her, she must be crazy.

Keli grabbed the crab shell and gnawed it, and it turned into a big painted face after a few bites.

"Hmm~ I'm so full, Keli can't eat anymore (?ˉ???ˉ??)"

Seeing that there were quite a few fish and crabs, Keli rubbed her round belly in frustration.

"It's a small matter, pack it up and go home, and continue to eat when you're hungry at night."

Xu Hao stroked Keli's little head and helped her pack the remaining fish and crabs.

It was getting late, it was time to take Keli back.

After returning to the West Crazy Knights, Xu Hao and Ke Li had a tacit understanding and kept the fish frying operation a secret.

"Is it my illusion? I always feel that you two are hiding something from me..."

Qin looked at Keli, then at Xu Hao, with suspicion on her face.

Intuition, experience, and the smell of grilled fish told her that Keli might have gone to fry fish again.

But seeing that she is so happy today and hasn't caused any trouble, just turn a blind eye and close one eye.

It's just that the evaluation of Xu Hao in his heart has changed a little.

It seems that it is not so reliable to look after children.

However, he is more likely to please children than himself.

The Qin hip also wants to have leisure time, so he can fry fish with Keli.

It's a pity that her status as acting group leader is doomed to make it difficult for her to spare time to accompany Keli.

As for things like frying fish, as the acting head of the Western Crazy Knights, she can't break the law knowingly.

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Chapter 70: Hu Tang's main Advertisement for the Hall of Rebirth is here

Touching fish is a very comfortable thing.

So comfortable, Xu Hao hasn't released a second creation video for two whole days.

The entire Mond City was full of complaints, and it was conceivable that the same was true in other places.

There is no way, Xu Hao now has a huge sum of several million moras, and has no desire to work at all.

Relax, I don't even bother to release the second creation video.

These days, his life pattern is the same as Wendy's. He goes to Earl Lulu's room for drinks when he has nothing to do, and chats for a while when he meets Rosalia and Yula.

Although Xu Hao is single, he has never seen a pig run, and he has eaten pork.

Even with Rosalia's temper, they can chat together quickly.

I also ate the signature dish of the Deer Hunter restaurant, but it is still inferior to Liyue cuisine.

Style, as well as seasoning, is generally relatively lacking.

After fishing for two days, Xu Hao felt that it was time for him to do something serious.

He is not Wendy, and he will not go all the way to the dark on the road of fishing.

"Today, let's satisfy Boss Taotao."

Xu Hao decided to help Hu Tao, the master of the Hall of Rebirth, fulfill his advertising dream today.

Seeing Hu Tao asking for an advertisement in the barrage every time, he was going crazy, and Uncle Xu Hao felt embarrassed if he was not satisfied.

So, let's start today's second live broadcast.

[The live broadcast room of Tivat Second Creation is open, dear viewers and friends, I haven’t seen you for two days, do you miss me (￣▽￣)σ]

Think, want to die!

[Yan Xiao: Damn it (T▽T), the broadcast has started, do you know how I got here these two days? ]

[Beidou: Damn, it's been three days, and it's finally here. This second-generation live broadcast room is really capable. ]

[Arataki Yidou: Hahahahaha, nine stinky dogs, you gagged me in the dungeon, but I can still talk in the Erchuang live broadcast room, ehhahahahaha...]

[Wendy: I ​​don’t have the second creation video to watch, I’ve lost my taste in drinking for the past two days, it’s so uncomfortable. ]

[Xu Hao: @Wendy, is that right?Who was that person who drank more than a dozen bottles of wine from me yesterday and slept under the big tree in Fengqidi when he was drunk? ]

[Wendy: Maybe, another bard who looks more like me. ]

[Walnut: Is it time for me? Is it time for our Death Hall? No matter what, it’s time for us to be there, right? ]

[Gan Yu: Hu Tao is already in a daze...]

...

Soon, the title of this video appeared on the big screen:

"Successful People, Pinnacle Residence"

At first glance, the title is unclear.

[Ningguang: Are you selling a house to buy a house?Could it be that this issue is an advertisement for Keqing’s house?]

[Keqing: Eh(?⊿?)?, please, please forgive me. ]

[Hu Tao: No, how could it not be an advertisement of our Xiangshengtang (T▽T)]

[Xu Hao: To be honest, Xiangshengtang is a business of dead people. I don’t even know how to advertise the second creation direct video. No matter how I think about it, it’s impossible. ]

[Thoma: You are right, the business of the dead is the most special thing, and it is something that the living people avoid. ]

[Kamili Ayaka: In other words, Miss Walnut's wish may be far away. ]

[Hu Tao: No (T▽T), I want an advertisement, I want an advertisement. ]

......

With Walnut crying, the video started.