Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

"Kill us if you have the ability, we won't say anything."

"Is this the style of the West Crazy Knights who claim to be righteous?"

"Uh, this person is not from the West Crazy Knights"

"Shut up, are you from there?"

++Fools and vanguards yelled at each other, especially those ice firefly warlocks.

Being stripped naked from the snow-capped mountains to Monde, not to mention whether it is shameful or not, you have to freeze to death if you just freeze.

Even if you can't go down the snow mountain and you will freeze to death, there are still many adventurers on this snow mountain who will be shown melons, and then it will be spread that fools and vanguards are running in Longji Snow Mountain. The queen's face will be lost. !

Hey, helpless, in this case, I can only recruit them all.

Anyway, it's not a big secret.

After the confession of the fools and pioneers, they discovered that the Abyss Cult was studying Durin's heart, and they were ordered by the executive doctor to also observe and study Durin's heart.

It is best to get useful clues from the abyss mage, if necessary, the doctor will come over in person.

"PhD…"

"That damn guy!"

Hearing the name of doctor, You Xie and Amber gritted their teeth bitterly.

Doctor, this bastard, once conducted human experiments in Mond and killed many people.

But the West Wind Knights have nothing to do with each other...

It's really embarrassing, embarrassing.

The scene where the abyss mage and the vanguard of the fools were escorted back to Mond City overnight, and the scene of the three of them escorting the twenty-odd fools was quite shocking.

Fortunately, there were no people there at night, and they were not stripped naked. The Fools and Pioneers felt very lucky.

But when they got to Mond, they were the only ones who could bear it.

Aunt Lisa's electrotherapy, whether it is the abyss mage or the fools, can't stand it.

Guaranteed to go on for a few rounds, and even tell me how many times I wet the bed when I was a child.

Xu Hao thinks that if he encounters someone who loses his memory in the future, he can ask Lisa to call him, and it is guaranteed that the lost memory can be retrieved.

By the time these captives were stuffed into the dungeon, it was already early morning.

After making an appointment with Youxie Amber to have breakfast tomorrow, Xu Hao went back to the hotel.

After returning to the hotel, Xu Hao searched for the information of Doctor Fools Executive Officer in his mind: the fourth executive officer of Fools Group, code-named Doctor, and named Doto 600 Lei.

He used to be a student of Sumeru Academy, and since then he has been studying the technology of body modification, and he is very disdainful of gods.

After being expelled from the Holy Order forever, he did not repent at all, but believed that the Sumeru Holy Order restricted his own development.

Later, the Fools Executive Harlequin found him and promised to provide the best research environment, sufficient resources and time, and never interfere with his research.

Catherine of the Adventurer's Association seems to be the bionic doll he developed.

This is a man with no limits.

In Xu Hao's eyes, this kind of person is a pure villain.

No matter what kind of research he engages in, in the final analysis, it is for his own selfish desires to kill people. He is also a lunatic, making a prosthesis out of himself in different periods.

Although he is a researcher, his combat effectiveness is not bad at all.

Usa, the dragon who forced Di Luke's father to use the evil eye to die, was easily killed by him.

Fools can be so arrogant, and the doctor is able to intimidate the Knights of West Crazy, there is capital.

At the same time, it can also reflect how unrecognizable Mond is.

So, tomorrow's second creation will persecute Dada Duck and Rosalin.

Who made them both executives of fools.

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Chapter 98: Three generations of unfinished business

Although she really wanted to sleep late, Aunt Lisa was woken up early by Captain Qin and dragged to the dungeon to give electrotherapy to the newly captured Abyss Mage and Pioneers of Fools last night.

Regarding Dr. Fool's Executive Officer, Head Qin had to be anxious.

Even Earl Lulu, who was at odds with the West Crazy Knights on weekdays, went to the dungeon to join in the fun.

The enmity between him and the fools cannot be resolved in this life.

Either you die or I die.

To be honest, Xu Hao's plan for the Empress of the Winter Solstice became more and more confused as the plot progressed.

Although it is possible to know that she wants to resist the law of heaven, but the performance of the fools under his hands is really...

It gave Xu Hao the feeling that, rather than resisting the laws of heaven, Empress Zhidong would rather be a version of Tivat's moustache.

It's not that Xu Hao was thinking about it, it's that the fools are too capable of making trouble.

Experience as a human being in Mengde, unseat the demon god in Liyue, adopt orphans and train them as tool people in Daozhu.

It doesn't matter whether the final plan is to fight against the law of heaven, or something else that looks tall.

The vast majority of the fools died badly.

Perhaps, the executive officers of the Fools have already had this kind of awareness.

Then the problem is coming.

What is the purpose of the order of the Queen of Solstice Winter, or to let the fools fill the Tivat Continent to make trouble?

Is it true that, as many people have speculated, in order to create an image that everyone criticizes, to paralyze the law of nature?

Xu Hao couldn't figure it out now, and didn't bother to think about it.

If you have this spare time, it is better to post more second-generation videos.

When he is done, it doesn't matter if you are the Queen of Winter, or Asmodeus, the maintainer of the law of heaven.

If you want Uncle Xu Hao not to get mad, you have to give me a gentle persuasion.

Had breakfast with Yura and Amber.

Uncle Xu Hao, who has a hot temper and is quite good, wants to start today's second creation.

Wasn’t it a spoiler before that Rosalin was hacked to death by General Thunderbolt when Dao’s wife arrived? So today, let’s use her pounce on the street to give our Dada Duck classmate the whole Second Creation Good morning, melon-eating viewers (V)~*] I’m fine, I just finished breakfast, and the timing is pretty good.

[Wendy: Hey, I am the first one today. ] [Paimon: As expected of a singer, the speed is fast. ] [Twarin: I'm a little flustered now, Daozuma's demon family members have been created twice, will I be unlucky too? ] [Irene: Fengmolong (△Chuan), Fengmolong Tewarin also spoke in the live broadcast room! ] [Gan Yu: What Tewarin said, what happened to my sister Shenzi and I when we were young =? ? ? (?????), what to do, what to do, I, I...] [Xu Hao: @甜雨, what are you afraid of?I think Gan Yu must have been very cute when she was a child. ] [Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing Wind: Of course, this child Gan Yu, when he was a child...] [Gan Yu: @刘云任风真君, Liuyun Zhenjun (>A<)! !Don't say it, don't say it! ] [Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing the Wind: Hey ([-]_[-]), I won’t say it’s okay, you are a real kid. ] [Shen He: And me, the master is not allowed to talk about my childhood. ] [Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing Wind: Okay, okay, you two apprentices, you are really not cute. ] [Ke Qing: I am itching to know what happened to Gan Yu when he was a child. ] [Beidou: I think so too, super curious. ] [Ning Guang: Add me, I want to too. ] [Xiao Gong: Me, me, and me, I am also curious. ] [Xu Hao: It seems that I have to take the time to visit Xianjia, and personally go to talk to this real gentleman Liuyun borrowing the wind to talk about Gan Yu's childhood. (Funny)] [Gan Yu: @许豪, Mr. Xu Hao, if you do this again, I will be angry (?~?).

] After a little persecution of Gan Yu, the title of today’s second creation video appeared on the big screen: “Three Generations of Unfinished Poor, Destruction of a Grave for Life” I couldn’t understand it, and the melon-eating audience said they couldn’t understand it.

There is no such concept on the Tivat continent, so even Ke Qing, who is engaged in real estate at home, can't understand it.

[Xingqiu: I know every word, but I don't know what it means when connected together. ] [Chongyun: Bad ending?Are you talking about the end of the novel? ] [Walnut: Future grave?What is this (⊙⊙)?I haven't heard of this kind of tomb in the practice of Xiangshengtang for thousands of years. ] [Arataki Ichidou: Really, can't you make some easy-to-understand titles in the Erchuang live broadcast room? ] [Jiuqi Ren: Boss, after you get out of prison next year, I suggest you go to school to gain some knowledge. ] [Arataki Ichito: I don't want to sit with a bunch of brats and learn things that are annoying to listen to. ] [Ying: Unfinished?Tomb?Why does it sound so familiar, shouldn't it be...] [Xu Hao: @麻, it seems that you have thought of it too. ] [Paimon: What are you two talking about?Mysterious. ] The video officially begins: the streets of Liyue appear on the big screen, and a reporter is waiting for someone with a microphone.

A few seconds later, Dada Duck came over.

[Dadalia: I rely on (oo*), don’t you want to create me again this time? ] [Rosalind: Poor Dada Duck, this is life, hahahaha (/V≤)

[Zhong Li: Young Master's luck is not very good. ] [Paimon: Fools, you deserve it. ] [Dadalia: Hey, Ms. is doing sabotage in Mond, okay, what's the matter with me Dadalia? ] [Amber: Fools don't have a good thing, no matter the lady or the Dada Duck, it's the same. ] [Dadalia: Can you not call me Dada Duck ([-])] Dada Duck in the (Wang's) video came to the reporter.

Reporter: Are you asking for help? Shu?

Dada Duck: "Ah, that's right, it was me. Just last year, a friend of mine died at Dao's wife, and then I bought her a grave."

"When I bought it, the salesman of the Xiangshengtang patted the steel plate and assured me that they developed very fast, and if they die this year, they can be buried next year."

Dada Duck patted his chest, making a sound like knocking on a steel plate.

"As a result, it has been more than a year, and she still hasn't delivered it to me."

At this point in the video, the two people in the melon-eating audience couldn't calm down anymore.

[Rosalin: Dao Wife, a friend died? ] [Walnut: Sales at the Hall of Rebirth?Steel plate? ] Obviously, this is talking about the two of them!

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Group number: Luwululu[-]lu

Chapter 99: Buried, buried for a few months, then dug up again

Originally thought it was just creating Dada Duck.

Rosalin and Hu Tao didn't expect to bring themselves with them.

[Rosalin: Why did I die in Dao Wife (?~?)?Impossible, absolutely impossible, the Erchuang live broadcast room made it up, it is impossible for me to die in Dao's wife. ] [Walnut: steel plate (dish#)?Are you polite in the Erchuang live broadcast room?I don't know if Miss Ben is still in the potential period? ] [Xu Hao: But Boss Taotao, you are really tough. ] [Hu Tao: @许昊, I will help you arrange a luxury VIP package for the Hall of Rebirth, free (皮#] [Pantalone: ​​Dao Wife's Thor is not easy to talk to, maybe the lady really has to die in Dao Wife. ] [Ms.: Hey, your sarcastic remarks are too much (*A)] [Diluque: Pantalone, the executive of the fools, the rich man.] [Xu Hao: It seems that the executive of the fools The interior is not monolithic, but it fits the setting of an evil organization.] [Rosalin: @许朝, you are quite strong, why not join us fools, as long as you can show your value, Her Majesty the Queen will satisfy you Everything I want.] [Xu Hao: Haha, then I want you, can we also discuss it?] [Rosalin: Presumptuous (义A'), you 600 bastard...] [Paimon: Uh, although touching Yu's rejected the other party's solicitation, but I always feel that my impression of him is even worse. This guy must be a shy ghost] [Ying: With a lady's figure, it is indeed...] [Qin: ([-])] Continue Problems on the big screen.

After hearing Dada Duck's worries, the reporter asked, "Why?"

Dada Duck spread his hands (mouth) and said helplessly: "It's unfinished."

The reporter asked curiously: "Then why didn't you bury him now?"

Dada Duck sighed: "Then I have to buy an existing grave. I really liked one at the time. The house type and the Feng Shui location are good. It is a large flat grave of 1.8 meters by [-] meters."

"My friend looked very satisfied, but when I actually went to bury it, it was only 1.4 meters by 1.6 meters. My friend couldn't bury it at all."

Reporter: "Why did it shrink so much?"

Dada Duck: "It's a public stall, no, it's all put in, and then I have to buy a bigger pit. My friend can bury it in it, but I can't afford the price." Later, there was no way, I can only, I can only, give my friend and burn it for her. Dada Duck said very embarrassedly.

"After burning, put her in that "Ms. zip", so that she can be buried in it."

"But due to the delay, I bought the tomb for someone else because I liked it. I have no choice but to buy this tomb."

Reporter: "Then your friend kept it there for a year and didn't bury it?"

Dada Duck: "It's buried, but it's only been buried for a few months. You can't wait if you buy a temporary grave. I rented a grave for her to bury in."

"But last month, the tomb owner, hey, he wanted to change to an improved big tomb, and he didn't have enough money, so he sold the steel tomb I rented."

Dada stammered angrily: "Ah, ah, ah, my friend, my friend was dug out."

"After digging it out, I thought about burying her in the tomb I bought, but it was unfinished."

At this point in the video, the audience who eat melons are already laughing like crazy.

[Kaya: Die this year and be buried next year, where is this genius buried (/≥V≤)] [Beidou: My friend is quite satisfied with watching it, hahahahaha (*口), everyone is dead, why not? Can see the grave. ] [Xu Hao: The large flat tomb of 1.8 meters by 1.6 meters is just right, and I think the [-] meters is enough to shrink it. (Funny)] [Nine Jojosara: The dignified and foolish executives can't even afford a graveyard? ] [Xingqiu: Can the tomb be rented?And the tomb owner?Hahahaha (cacc) The second creation live broadcast room is too busy. ] [Ying: Although fools are hateful, it is a bit miserable to be dug up (*)

, take pity on me. ] [Rosalind: Enough (炸#), you guys are going too far! ! ] [Di Luke: Compared with what you fools did in Mond, it is nothing too much. ] The video continued on the big screen: the reporter asked in a daze, "Um, where is your friend now?"

Dada Duck: "It's kept in winter in my hometown. Now I dream and sleep every day, and she kicks my bed board and sings to me. Just, just, sing that."

As Dadalia said, he kicked and sang with a wise expression: "Brother, sleep on my upper bunk, bury me in, ah, in that winter, if one day..."

The reporter couldn't take it anymore: "Oh, okay, it's okay, it's okay, stop, stop, stop, you sing very well, don't sing anymore."

"Then have you ever talked to them about it?"

Dada Duck sighed: "Oh, it's a theory, but they don't solve the problem well at all, just for various reasons and excuses, really."

The narrator of the news station: "It was a happy event to buy a grave for a friend, but unexpectedly bought an unfinished grave and couldn't be buried for a long time. Dadalia and his friends were very angry about this." Then, regarding this matter, How did Xiangshengtang express its position?

"Next, let's interview Manager Hu from the International Business Department of Xiangshengtang."

The scene on the big screen changed, and another Boss Taotao appeared.

[Hu Tao: Oh (?~?), why did you get me up, this time the second creation is obviously to tarnish the image of our Xiangshengtang. ] [Xu Hao: God TM buying a grave for a friend is a happy event, but Dada Duck is still so good at singing and dancing. (Funny)] [Paimon: Cough cough, Paimon also come to learn, sleep on my upper bunk brother, bury me in, ah, buried in that winter, hahahaha (*V≤)] [Ying: Paimon, you really like me, give me a thumbs up (*)] [Kaya: Little Paimon, good singing! (Thumbs up)] [Xin Yan: Although Mr. Dada Duck's singing is a bit weird, I think it might be very good to adapt it to rock. ] [Zhong Li: Young master is worthy of being the executive officer of fools, he is really versatile. ] [Dadalia: Hey, enough of you guys (13912), I'm unlucky enough, don't laugh at me, okay? ] PS: Thank you "100." for the [-] VIP points.

Thanks to the big guys for their flowers and recommendation tickets, and continue to brazenly beg for flowers and tickets. The little author who hit the street is here to thank the big guys for their support.

Chapter 100: Selling unfinished graves, you lose your face, rnm refunds the money!

On the big screen, the reporter followed Dada Duck to interview Manager Hu of the International Business Department of Xiangshengtang.

Manager Hu: "Yes, I promised that if I die this year, I will be buried next year, but did your friend die this year?"

Dada Duck: "Well, she died last year."

Manager Hu: "So, if she died this year, he will be buried next year~ guaranteed."

"But she died last year, so early. You said she was in such a hurry to die, did she rush to reincarnate?"