Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

You say you will be the one, why not?

Just because you are a yellow-haired man, you brought emergency food?

Even if it is true, a traveler from another world is fine.

An emergency food also wants to be the executive officer of fools?

Hehe, unless it's Nanofood and God's Mouth.

In the video, Yingmei and Paimeng went to apply for the 0 good guy according to the address on the job advertisement, and the person lined up for two whole streets.

This is no wonder, after all, the job of executive officer of the Fools can be said to be the best paid in the entire Winter Kingdom.

With high salary, high status, and great power, which of the Zhidong people who want to make progress doesn't want to become a foolish executive who pulls the wind?

Helpless, Yingmei and Paimeng could only line up.

Because they saw a queue jumper being beaten to death by a hundred people.

Ahem, dignified traveler, but the most civic-minded person in Tivat continent, how could he jump in line.

As the team progressed, Yingmei and Paimeng saw how the executive officers of the Fools were selected.

Some smashed boulders in their chests, some smashed stones with their heads, some held their breath in the water, and some chewed Mora raw.

What else can you say swords at the mouth, cut fruit with cards, aerial gymnastics, and walk with your butt.

Ying: "=???(?????)"

Paimon: "(mouth;)"

Is this really a recruiting of fool executives?

Why do the two of them feel that this is actually selecting circus employees?

Could it be that the two of them have to perform this kind of thing too?

[Rosalia: You say this is...fools recruiting executive officers (??)? ] [Xu Hao: Based on my experience and knowledge, this may be recruiting a circus juggler. Same.] [Nashida: It’s a beautiful circus. 0] [Tinari: This name is... (mouth;) [Kaya: Although it is clear that the steps of the fools’ selection of executive officers cannot be defeated like this, but it should Laugh, let’s laugh, hahahaha...] [Amber: Circus, fools, fools are just a circus, slightly slightly (/ V≤)/ [Xu Hao: Shit, fools] [Columbia : Hey, do you guys want to bear it?] [Puccinella: Don't get excited, it's just a second-generation video.] [Pantalone: ​​Fools, don't get angry with such slander and provocation, no This is necessary.] [Dottore: The revenge of a prosthetic, I will get it back later.] The video continues to play: the selection will soon be Yingmei and Paimeng's turn.

Fortunately for both of them, the selectors recognized them as big shots.

Therefore, there is no need to go through these external procedures at all, and you can directly accept the face-to-face assessment of the Chief Executive Officer of the Fools.

Under the leadership of the staff, Yingmei and Paimeng came to an office.

Sitting here is a white-haired old man wearing a white coat and a half mask. He is the Chief Executive Officer of Fools, code-named Harlequin, and his name is Piero.

Seeing the arrival of Yingmei and Paimon, Piero was very surprised.

2.2 Obviously, he knows this pair.

However, the application letter still has to be read.

Name: Ying Gender: Female Age: Unlucky Date of Birth: Unlucky Document Number: ###...

Home address: Cheng Gehu Reasons for applying: High salary, good benefits, freedom, great power, there are many beautiful girls among fools, girls, servants, puppets, ladies with hidden mirrors, ice fire warlocks, Lei Ying warlocks...

After reading the application form, Piero felt a black line.

PS: Thank you "xx22." for the monthly pass.

Thank you "Are you der" for the monthly pass.

Thank you "Pure White Iris" for the monthly pass.

Chapter 120 Six: God's Mouth Is Equal to Emergency Food

Watch out for this job application...

It's hard to imagine that the traveler in front of him is not a Neptune, or a flower picker.

This person wants to join the crowd of fools, purely for the sake of hunting beauty.

A group of female members of Fools felt very embarrassed, they were actually missed by a yellow-haired girl.

The lady was very angry, why didn't she write about her?

What, she was already dead in this second creation, and only her ashes remained.

Oh, it's okay...it's okay, (#A) people [Xiang Ling: No way (△Chuan), it turns out Ying likes girls too! ] [Xu Hao: It's very incisive when you write it. (Thumbs up)] [Beidou: I think you are implying me (20〃)] [Lisa: Ying, this little cutie, was disgusted in the first second creation video, but this time it seems to be even more disgusting. ] [Ying: What's the matter with this second creation live broadcast room (△), my orientation is also normal, why do I always like to make this kind of setting? ] [Kamili Linghua: Maybe, this is the special preference of the Erchuang live broadcast room, right? ] [Amber: Then this preference is really bad enough ([-]). ] The video continues to play on the big screen: Although the content of the application form is a bit rough, the recruitment process still has to go on normally.

Piero: "So, is this photo of you...er, no, you're here to join the crowd of fools?"

Yingmei put her hips on her hips, looking like I'm awesome: "That's right!"

Piero smiled: "It's not that simple to be the executive officer of fools."

"Some people rely on wealth."

The rich man Pantalone appears in the picture, sitting on countless moras.

A mora danced on his tongue "rerorerorerorero....

The funds for the fools' activities today are all provided by him.

"Some people rely on strength."

In the picture, the captain Capitano was alone fighting a thousand troops, stepping on a hill of platinum defeated troops.

He strikes all kinds of toned poses like a mighty philosopher.

"Some people rely on their brains."

Dr. Dotorre appears in the picture, indulging in various medicines in the laboratory.

Dottore said narcissistically: "You said there is no perfect thing in Tivat? No, it does exist, it is my brain."

With a bang, the potion in his hand exploded, covering his face.

"Some people rely on excellent salesmanship."

In the picture, the son Dada Duck appeared, standing on a stone.

Shout out to the morons below: "I'm the best toy salesman in Solstice."

It seems that none of these four people is quite normal.

[Pantalone: ​​This operation of turning the tongue to Mora is too inelegant ()

] [Capitano: Stand up obediently?I want to kill you?It is obviously a normal sentence, why do you feel that something is wrong? ] [Dottore: How could a small reagent explode in my hand, this is slander (dish#), my brain is the most perfect thing in this world! ] [Dadalia: Pfft (vomit blood), what the hell is the best toy salesman in Zhidong, (#), how could I shout such shameful words? ] [Toke: It turns out that my brother is a toy salesman in the crowd of fools, so amazing (V)] [Dadalia: Uh, cough cough, of course it is amazing (factory, factory) [Xu Hao: @达达鸭, What kind of toys are you selling, let me be healthy.] [Dadalia: One-eyed little treasure, do you want it? (#)?] Created a few fools executives, the video continues: introduce the fools At the request of the executive officer, Piero continued to ask his sister: "So, traveler, what do you rely on to become the executive officer of fools?"

Yingmei said proudly: "That's too much. I defeated the wind dragon Tevalin and became an honorary knight of the West Wind Knights."

Paimon added: "Steal the harp of the sky, and float the wine of Lord Diluc."

Yingmei: "Beat the young lady violently, defeat the Dragon King Ruo Tuo, and General Thunder and Lightning."

Paimeng added: "But in fact, every time it is Xu Hao who will help you out."

The corners of Yingmei's eyes twitched: "My Brother Cheng pot is full of wives."

Paimon: "You abducted them from the Seven Kingdoms."

Ying didn't lose her temper: "So...Paimon (皮#), where the hell are you from?"

Paimon: "Hey (*)"

Piero: "That... I have a little doubt. I don't know if it should be said or not. What is that little guy who keeps flying and talking? Is it a pet?"

Yingmei glanced at Paimeng: "Oh, you said this guy is just emergency food."

Paimeng looked at Yingmei speechlessly: "You are the emergency food, your whole family has emergency food. "

630 Paimon wondered, "Which one?"

Yingmei: "It's that... God's Mouth."

Paimon rolled his eyes: "Okay."

Then flew towards Piero.

Piero looked at Paimon and smiled disdainfully: "Why, what stunts does this little thing have?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of a vacuum cleaner sounded the next second.

Paimon's mouth suddenly turned into a peashooter-like vacuum cleaner, a storm suction mode.

Piero's head was sucked in at once.

He yelled in horror: "Fuck, fuck, save me, save me, save me, save me, hey..."

However, no one can get Piero, and he was quickly sucked in by Paimon. After a few seconds, Mora, rough stones, crystal ores, weapon embryos, animal meat, Poultry, cabbage, all kinds of things.

Yingmei on the side smiled sinisterly: "That's why I said it, Paimon is emergency food."

Food ends here.

PS: Thank you "Weiye" for the monthly pass.

Thanks to the "mortal fate" boss for the monthly pass.

Thanks to the "Pale World" boss for the monthly pass.

Thanks to the big guys for the flowers and recommendation votes, and thanks to the big guys for their support during this time.

Chapter 120 Seven: Writing Application, Actually Assassinating

[Video ends, thanks for watching. ] [Video protagonist Ying received a reward: a set of black uniforms. ] [The main character of the video, Paimeng, received a reward: a big gift pack of solstice special snacks. ] [Piero, the protagonist of the video, received a reward: a God's Mouth headgear of the same style as Paimeng. ] [Video protagonist Pantalone receives a reward: a cherry from Kakyoin. ] [Video protagonist Capitano received a reward: a book of "Philosophical Quotations". ] [The main character of the video, Dotorre, received a reward: a certificate for fools. ] [Video protagonist Dadalia received a reward: a certificate of the best toy salesperson in Zhidong. ] [The live broadcast room will be closed in 5 minutes] It's another episode of God's Mouth showing off its power, this time it severely shaved the image of fools.

[Beidou: Appeared, it's the mouth of God! ! ] [Xiao Gong: The power of God's Mouth is really terrifying, it's terrible (mouth;)! ! ] [Abedo: It must be a very high level of alchemy to be able to transform a large living person into Mora, ore, animal meat, vegetables, weapons and so on. ] [Kanoin Heizo: In other words... In the last video, I was sucked in by the storm and turned into a mess =? ? ? (??????)! ? ] [Kole Paimon is so amazing, so powerful, who the hell is she? ] [Xu Hao: The God's Mouth, which can easily defeat Thor's nano-food form and can transform people into various materials, is hard to imagine what a terrifying existence she is. ] [Ying: Paimon, I will rely on you to cover me from now on. ] [Paimon: Ah ah ([])/, I am so mad, why are you persecuting me again! ?Mouth of God, Mouth of God, you are the Mouth of God! ! ] [Piero: This second creation, huh, huh, it's... quite interesting, yes, ha, ha...

] [Columbia: Boss looks a little angry. ] [Xin Yan: By the way, are these two people going to apply for the executive officer of the Fools, or are they going to carry out assassination (?w?)? ] [Kamili Ayato: The assassination on the grounds of applying for a job is really a good method, but it seems that some new information has been revealed in it] [Wendy: beat up the son and lady, defeat the God of Thunder and the Dragon King Ruo Tuo, okay Guy, Ying, Xu Hao, you two are really doing great things (*??)! ] [Ruo Tuo: Someone called me?I'm so sleepy, I want to continue to sleep (5). ] [Zhongli: Old... hey. ] [Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing the Wind: The Dragon King has been sealed for a long time, and with the strength of the Dragon King, I don't think these two little guys can beat him. ] [Jiu Tiao Sha Luo: How can the supreme prestige of the general be something you can touch porcelain casually (?~?)? ] [Rosalind: beat me up?You guys have that...uh, it seems... Gan (炸#)] [Dadalia: It seems that I have to step up my practice (TVT)] [-] minutes are up, everyone goes back to their respective homes, and each finds their mothers.

In this video, Uncle Xu Hao not only fooled a wave of fools, but also spoiled some things behind.

But it's just a very vague spoiler.

Beat Dada Duck and Rosalin just a small head, but the big head still beat Ying Bao and Fat Tuo.

It's just that Xu Hao modified it so that he also participated in it, and he was still the main force behind the scenes.

However, it is clear that the credibility is very low this time.

After all, that is the God of Thunder, the Dragon King Ruo Tuo!

Others may not know, but Grandpa Zhongli and all the immortals under him are very aware of Ruo Tuo's strength.

That is the incarnation of the Liyue mountains and rivers. In a real fight, Zhongli, the god of war, is not his opponent.

Ruo Tuo was sealed voluntarily, otherwise Li Yue would have been destroyed in the great war at that time.

Therefore, it is too far-fetched for two travelers from another world to defeat the Ruo Tuo Dragon King.

But then again, how did the two of them meet the sealed Dragon King Ruo Tuo?

"Could it be broken...?"

Grandpa Zhongli frowned suspiciously.

He could feel that his seal was still strong now.

Although the old brother Ruotuo was bubbling a bit just now, the situation is still stable.

In a short period of time, there should be no breakthrough of the seal... right?

Well, he couldn't be absolutely sure.

Everyone is suffering from wear and tear.

But Ruotuo's old brother has always been steady and steady.

If he really suddenly ran away and hit the seal, there is a high probability that he will not be able to stop the opponent.

But the traveler from another world should have his own magic, and with the help of his old master Zhongli, he should be able to defeat his old brother Ruo Tuo.

On Inazuma's side, the one who can't accept the general's defeat the most is Kujo Sara, a super fan girl.

The one who reacted the most was the head of the Kutiao family, Kutiao Xiaoxing.

This person morbidly worships the Wuxiang Sword and the mighty power of General Thunder and Lightning.

In his view, everything is possible, except the defeat of the invincible general in his mind.

On the side of the pink fur fox, there is a new thought.