Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Chapter 140 Eight: Xu Hao releases pigeons, Yingbao cries

Xu Hao acted cleanly, and the whistles at the entrance of the cave were pulled out, without alarming the people in the cave at all.

A group of people touched into the dark cave, and it can be seen that this place was indeed a dilapidated relic left by an immortal.

At the end of the narrow passage, you can see the light and hear the voice of someone talking.

A few people poked their heads and saw that it was a group of treasure robbers and the advance team members of a few fools. The leader of the treasure robbers was talking to the debt collector.

"It's been so long, you should have collected all the things here."

"It's so easy. What do you want? It's a fairy product. I mobilized all my brothers to look for it, but I didn't have much clue. Liyue's general affairs department is very strict about these materials."

"Aren't you treasure robbers quite talented in this area? We have gone to several places, why are you so incapable of taking our money?"

"Heh, if you fools are capable, why are you still looking for our treasure robbers? You think I don't want to earn money from you fools? But after messing with Liyue General Affairs Department, I guess I won't have a chance to spend money."

"Cut, hurry up later, I'll give you two more days, if you don't deliver the goods, the deal between us, 647, will be cancelled."

After the conversation, the advance team members of the Fools were about to leave.

However, before he took a few steps, he was startled by the sudden appearance of Xu and his party.

There was also a kind of treasure robber group in the cave, who were also taken aback and immediately became alert.

"Oh, it seems that this trip was not in vain. It seems that I caught a lot of fish."

Ye Lan twirled the thread with her fingertips, looking at these people with great interest.

Fools are looking for the treasure troupe to collect fairy goods, and they are still waiting for the fairy ceremony to come.

Tsk tsk tsk, it's hard not to suspect that they want to make a big deal.

"Damn it, why did I meet this woman!"

"Gah, there's also that alien who defeated the Wind Demon Dragon."

"This is too bad luck. I knew I would not accept business from fools."

"It's over, I don't want to go to jail."

The panicked words of this group of people made Paimon unhappy.

"Hey, our family is also a great hero who participated in the crusade against the Wind Demon Dragon. You people are really blind."

Paimeng introduced his owner very angrily, but Yingmei was embarrassed. Compared with Xu Hao, she actually didn't put much effort into defeating the wind demon dragon Tewarin.

When Paimon said this, the members of the Treasure Thieves became even more desperate.

Immediately turned around and ran away, trying to escape from the trail behind.

But there was Xu Hao, a tile-thrower, Ye Lan, a bondage artist, and Yingmei, a very ordinary rock owner.

(Yingmei: Why do I become ordinary?)

Just a few fools and treasure robbers, where are they going?

Yingmei and Huangxing went down to block the back door, and then there was a brutal and unilateral crushing and beating.

Hey, Paimon didn't even notice.

Within a minute, along with the few at the door, these fools and treasure robbers were all tied up by Yelan Art.

"Should I explain it here and suffer less, or send you to Liyue Dungeon to enjoy more."

Our Miss Yelan kindly gave these people a chance to choose.

The Treasure Pirates immediately recruited them. Anyway, it was fools who came to them. If you confess quickly, you can save a few years in prison.

Several members of the Fools' advance team were also helpless against an enemy like Xu Hao.

Even if they wanted to kill the Treasure Bandit to silence them, they couldn't even commit suicide.

As soon as the treasure robbers explained, what the fools were looking for turned out to be materials that could only exist in the ruins of immortals.

These things are indeed strictly controlled by the General Affairs Department, and they are usually only used when inviting Xian Dianyi.

Fools, why are you looking for these things?

Seeing how these fools looked on with death as their home, Ye Lan didn't bother to torture her here anymore. (cacc)

Go outside the cave and fire a signal flare into the sky, and soon a group of men in black rushed over.

These are Yelan's subordinates, and they will immediately bet these fools and treasure robbers on Liyue.

When the time comes, torture him slowly.

"Thank you guys for tonight, otherwise I guess it will take a lot of effort, then let's see you later."

As Yelan said, she followed the team to leave Qingce Village.

Paimon shouted anxiously to Yelan: "Hey, our reward hasn't been paid yet!"

Yelan didn't look back, she waved her hand: "When you go back to Liyue, go to the General Affairs Department, and I'll let them know."

Only then did Paimon feel satisfied: "That's good, that's good."

Then, Paimon's eyes widened suddenly, and he remembered something.

"It's so late, and the Second Creation live broadcast room hasn't started yet!"

When Paimeng mentioned this, Yingmei and Xu Hao also reacted.

Yes, I haven't watched the second creation video today.

That's right, there is no second creation video released today.

Paimon said very dissatisfied: "This second creation live broadcast room, isn't it going to release pigeons today?"

Yingmei looked at the night sky: "Maybe, I really want to dove today."

Xu Hao pretended to be puzzled: "It's strange, I haven't done pigeons recently, why did I dove today?"

Good guy, today I was in love with the scene during the day, and at night there was something about Yelan, Xu Hao completely forgot that today's second creation video has not been released yet.

Then, don't post it today.

Pigeons should be pigeons. Occasionally pigeons are good for physical and mental health.

It was already late at night, so the three of Xu Hao could only borrow two rooms in Qingce Village to spend the night.

Xu Hao, who released the pigeons, did not feel any pressure in his heart, and soon fell asleep.

Yingmei and Paimeng next door will be miserable.

Watching the second creation video every day, I feel uncomfortable if I don’t watch it.

Even knowing that the next time you might kill yourself, you can't stop.

It's been another day all of a sudden, how can I sleep well?

Not only Yingmei and Paimeng, but most of the people in Teyvat are like this.

Lying on the bed, eyes wide open, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.

Everyone suffers from insomnia, Xiuxian.

Until I couldn't bear it anymore and fell asleep in the early morning.

Or, simply stare until dawn.

For example, a certain house girl Yingbao who is a dry thing girl in the pure land of one heart.

Second creation videos and so on are much more interesting than light novels.

As long as you don't hurt her, it's a good way to entertain the whole Tivat.

Yingbao now lives on this every day.

As soon as midnight passed, Yingbao knew that the Erchuang live broadcast room was closed today.

Yingbao suddenly changed his face and cried, rolling on the ground, crying and making noise.

General Lei Dian couldn't bear to watch it any longer, so he also started rolling in the castle tower.

Fortunately, it was the middle of the night and no one saw it.

Otherwise, people who see it will probably force themselves to lose their memory.

Chapter 140 Nine: Walnut Single, Alas!

The energy of the gods is very strong, such as Yingbao.

He and General Lei Dian fought like fighting, rolling from midnight to dawn last night.

The two of them could roll for 500 years without stopping if they wanted to.

It's just that Yixin Pure Land can withstand the rolling of Yingbao, but the floor of the Tianshou Pavilion can't withstand the thunder~ General Dian rolled.

If it really takes 500 years, it is estimated that General Thunder will have to get out of a pit tens of meters deep.

Huangtian paid off, the uncle Xu Hao who fell asleep at this moment finally opened the Erchuang live broadcast room after a day of pigeons.

Needless to say, Pigeon feels pretty good for a day.

Just like he used to dove video, one dove is a month.

[Watt's second creation live broadcast room is open, oops, I drank too much yesterday, and accidentally swiped (V)] [As compensation, let's increase the amount today, am I being considerate? ] It’s a husky product, if it’s a pigeon, it’s a pigeon, and you’re not careful.

Why don't you just drink it to death?

[Paimon: I'm so angry, I'm so angry, Paimon didn't fall asleep all night last night (4')] [Amber: I also waited until the early morning, this second creation live broadcast room is really harmful Shallow, I feel uncomfortable if I don’t watch it for a day, it’s going to die. ] [Yae Miko: Drinking?I stayed up late and waited, but you fucking went to drink (皮#), don’t you know that staying up late is the enemy of beautiful girls? ] [Shadow: Dissatisfied, super dissatisfied ()! ! ] [Kaya: After working all day, I have to stay up late at night to wait for the live broadcast of the second creation. Is it easy for me? ] [Ke Qing: It's too bad, I'm depressed today, and I think my work will be affected. ] [Xu Hao: @凯清, if you are not in good spirits, take more rest, it is better than having problems at work. ] [Ke Qing: Well, okay. ] [You Xie: Hmph, the revenge of staying up all night, I wrote it down. ] Soon, today's first video title appeared on the big screen.

There are so many deadly people before, let's put a slightly normal one in today's first video.

The title is: Walnut's single "Aww" Seeing this title, Boss Taotao in the live broadcast room was in high spirits.

[Hu Tao: Oh yo yo (⊙o⊙), it's the turn of the hall master again, I hope, it won't be too cruel. ] [Xin Yan: Single?Is it a song like Let the Wind Tell You?Really been waiting. (Dada Duck rubs his hands in anticipation. GF)] [Yun Jin: Well, I hope it will be another masterpiece. ] [Xiangling: Hahahaha, then you are going to be disappointed, that guy Hutao is a badass poet, how can he sing any songs, hahahaha (/≥V)] [Hutao: @xiangling, why did you tear me down again I’m obviously good at singing (?~?)] [Xu Hao: Sing?I haven't heard of this?I've only heard some kids say that Walnut always sings scary things. ] [San Tang: That is to say, this time it is the video of creating people. ] [You Xie: It's not easy to soak the sugar once, you're usually so shy. (Paimon eats melon. JPG)] [Qin: @粑糖, you can speak more at ordinary times, too introverted is not good. ] The video on the big screen starts playing.

Boss Taotao’s single started with cute emoticons and music: "Daqiuqiu is sick, look at Erqiuqiu."

"Three hills collect herbs, four hills boil."

"Five hills are dead, six hills are lifted."

"Seven hills are dug, and eight hills are buried."

The prelude ended, and the music officially started.

On the canvas behind the emoji, there is a faint image of the lovely Boss Taotao.

"Daqiuqiu is sick, look at Erqiuqiu."

"Three hills collect herbs, four hills boil."

"Five hills are dead, six hills are lifted."

"Qiqiuqiu said"

Wendy suddenly appeared: "Don't even think about reincarnation."

As soon as the screen changed, Boss Taotao spun his mochi and set it on fire.

"The alley school dark oil poet is exactly me."

"The current head of the Hall of Death will give you a ride." (Boss Taotao let go of the mochi like a balloon)

"The sky is clear and the sea is broad, and the bright moon is flying in the sky. Send them off in one wave."

"This feeling and this scene are just right for me to write a poem." (Wu Wang Po looked back cutely and smiled at the entrance of Wangshu Inn, turning Mochi, looking at the scenery from the stone table in the field.)

…0 asking for flowers…

The next one is the jingle that Taotao's boss is proud of.

"A walnut is a walnut."

"Aw!" (Boss Taotao's cute grimace)

"A walnut is not a peach."

"Ow!"

"Eating wild walnuts, running around during the day." (Boss Taotao turned to mochi on the street, running around the streets.)

"Wake up early to be healthy."