Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Played, joyfully carrying the coffin and mourning.

The video ends here.

Chapter 160: Practical self-defense, Xu Hao creates himself

Poor, really poor.

The first time Goro Puppy was on camera as the protagonist, it turned out to be a scene where he was beaten all the way.

But who made him offend Uncle Xu Hao who has a million points of grudges.

The prototype of this episode is an episode of Tom and Jerry. The Gouzi Goro plays the dog who is tied up, and the pink fox plays the Tom Cat who takes the opportunity to take revenge.

However, in the real Tevat, Gouzi Goro was defeated by the powdered dandruff fox Tianke.

Even if there is no rope tied, I dare not really fight back.

[Coral Palace Xinhai: Goro...so miserable=? ? ? (?????)] [Zhe Ping: General Goro, he was so bullied by the palace secretary of Narugami Taisha (mouth;)? ] [Arataki Ichito: You bite, you go up and bite her, what's the use of you just arguing?It’s true that a biting dog doesn’t bark, but this Goro looks a little familiar...] [Kamiza Ayaka: Uh... this kind of thing really seems to be capable of Yae Gongji. ] [Paimon: So, the pink fur fox is that bad woman, she looks really bad. (Paimon spread his hands. JPG)] [Ke Li: Yes, he is the big bad guy. ] [Gan Yu: Sister Shenzi's character has really changed a lot, and she even bullied the poor puppy. ] [Xu Hao: This woman looks very bad and disdainful at first glance. After all, she is a vixen. Most vixens like to play tricks on people. ] [Xingqiu: Poor, really pitiful, what kind of bullying has this kid become? What did the Son of God do (?~?)?How could this son of God bully a dog so shamelessly, it's just slander? (^#). ] [Goro: I am the general of Haiji Island, so I will not be bullied like this (;0)

o! ! ] [You Xie: But this general Goro is the type who is easy to bully. ] [Dadalia: Agreed, it looks like a younger brother. (Funny)] Pink Fur Fox's mentality is okay, after all, she is the one who bullies people in this video.

Goro Puppy couldn't accept it.

Who is he?

He is the general of Haizhi Island's rebel army!

In the second creation, he turned into a poor dog who was bullied by the pink fur fox and dared not fight back.

Can't bear it, can't bear it.

woof woof woof woof...

However, he had no other choice but to yell and bark.

Now it's time for the third video.

In order to lower his suspicions, it's time for Uncle Xu Hao to come and give him a peek.

Although it will damage his mighty and wise image, there is no way around it. The title of the third video appears on the big screen: "Practical Self-Defense" Looking at this title, it looks like a course on self-defense.

[Irene: Is this second creation video teaching martial arts?Then I have to study hard. (Dada Duck rubs his hands in anticipation. GF)] [Amber: @艾琳, this is a second creation, there is a high probability that it is not a serious thing ([-]")] [Xin Yan: Maybe, maybe today Will it be a more serious second-creation video? (*[-]] [Xiao Gong: I think the probability is not high, and it’s lucky that no one is killed.] [Kaya: Who’s right about this, every day , Every two-creation video is a surprise.] On the big screen, you post, the video starts: the venue is in the golden house, and the characters are Xu Hao and Yingmei.

Yingmei panicked suddenly, she didn't expect it to be her turn again, it was so sad.

In the video, Xu Hao said to the camera: "Boys must protect themselves outside. Today I will teach you a self-defense technique for men."

"What should you do when you are stalked by a girl?"

At this time, Yingmei hugged Xu Hao's arm, coquettishly.

Xu said while teaching: "First, the first step is to grab her hand." The second step is to lift her up. "

Xu Hao grabbed Yingmei's arm with one hand and her leg with the other, and carried her across his shoulders. "The third step is to throw her to the ground, and it will be done easily."

Xu Hao gently threw Yingmei on the ground facing forward.

Xu Hao asked Yingmei to resume her position: "Next, let's practice in actual combat."

Yingmei kept Xu's arm as she did before, and Xu Hao broke free with a flick of his hand.

However, the next development was too unexpected for the viewers in the live broadcast room.

Yingmei pinched Xu Hao's collar with her left hand, grabbed Xu Hao's thigh with the other hand, and lifted him up.

Then, Xu Hao turned his head down and buckled down a radish planted on the ground. It hurts just looking at it.

Xu Hao, who was sitting on the ground, clutched his waist and turned his head, his face full of shock and grievance.

[Beidou: Hahahahahahaha... the law of heaven has reincarnation, the heavens have mercy on who, Xu Hao, you bastard, finally got the way of the second creation live broadcast room, hahahaha (V≤)M [Ningguang: Huh, you deserve it , which is called retribution. ] [Yae Shenzi: Hahahaha O(V)O, the karma has finally come, and you will be seduced in the anchor room all day long, is this kid satisfied? (Paimon is funny. J PG)] [Dadalia: You deserve it, you deserve it!Let you guys make fun of me all day long, this time you go up there yourself, right? (Dada duck laughs wildly. GF)] [Goro: This is called the most (Wang Zhao) deserves, hum (one ×)] [Xu Hao: Hey, don’t you people, am I just so flattering? Tired of it?Damn Erchuang live broadcast room,] [Amber: @红,火, I didn't expect you to look cute when you act like a baby, but the reversal is a bit too powerful. ] [Paimon: That's right, I've never seen her acting like a baby. (Paimon is hilarious.

JPG) report] [Ying: Don't say it, I'm ashamed (TVT)] Yingmei's pretty face is flushed with embarrassment at the moment, and this second creation actually made her flirt with Xu Hao.

It's okay to be a baby, but it even reversed a buckle, which is outrageous.

Xu Hao also felt quite embarrassed, although he knew that he danced in the live broadcast room every day, which attracted a lot of hatred.

But who would have thought there would be so many? .

Chapter 160 Three: Xu Hao locked the slime

Since Uncle Xu Hao is already going to create himself, he can do it all at once.

Next is the second paragraph of practical self-defense.

It's still the Golden House, but this time Xu Hao's acting partner was changed to Beidou.

Xu Hao pushed Beidou's shoulder with one hand: "This time, let's teach you how to counterattack when someone pushes you head-on."

Xu Hao pushed Beidou once, and then Beidou pushed back.

Xu Hao stepped back a bit and squatted down: "It's sinking at this time"

Just as Xu Hao stretched out his hand to hug Beidou's thigh, Beidou slapped Xu Hao's face.

Xu Hao opened his mouth and stared, very confused.

Seeing his stupid look, Beidou slapped him several times in succession.

Uh, skip this one, let's move on to the next item.

Next, Beidou carried a big mallet to convince people with reason.

Xu Hao: "Now let me teach you how to counterattack when someone attacks you from the front."

Beidou raised the mallet to persuade the National People's Congress and smashed it down, and Xu Hao stepped forward to fight back.

"Block, impact, hang legs."

Xu Hao first blocked Beidou's arm, then rushed forward and hugged his waist, and finally pushed Beidou to the ground.

A set of operations is very smooth and looks much more reliable than before.

Xu Hao felt confident now: "Okay, let's do a real battle... 64 7."

As soon as the word "actual combat" came out, Beidou's big stick of persuading people with reason hit Xu Hao's head.

Before Xu Hao could block it, Beidou kicked him in the ass again.

Convincing people with reasoning, hitting his head with a stick, kicking his butt, and making infinite combos, Xu Hao was beaten like a rat running away with his head in his arms.

[Dadalia: This Xu Hao, he’s just so inferior, hahahaha (Dada duck laughs wildly. GF)] [Big Dipper: The big-eared melon seeds crackled, the mallet hit the head, kicked the ass, so I have to deal with this bastard, Hahahahaha... It's fun ()] [Ningguang: relieved, doing beautifully (*) [Yan Fei: Is it my illusion? Why do you feel that the relationship between Ningguang and Beidou has improved a bit (?w?)?] [Qin: Uh... the first time Xu Hao was wounded, it was a bit miserable.] [Lisa: @Qin, what's the matter, does our Xiaoqin feel distressed? Don't forget that you have been wounded yourself. ( Funny)] [Qin: This... (Paimon spread his hands helplessly. JPG)] [Eight (cacc) Chong Shenzi: I am in a good mood (*). Seeing this guy's bad luck makes me feel better.] [God Li Lingren: Sure enough, everyone is equal in the second creation live broadcast room, and no one can escape.] [Xu Hao: I #@% got a #~, I am ashamed of throwing tiles, ming ming woo Woo (TVT)] Do you think that the evil Master Xu Hao can only create himself?

It's almost enough to create two hits. As the protagonist, there must be a reward link, right?

The third paragraph of self-defense.

This time the scene was at Narujin Taisha Shrine in Inazuma, and the characters were Xu Hao, Kujo Sara, and Rosalin.

When Rosalin in the live broadcast room saw her appearance, her complexion instantly darkened.

Jiujo Saluo faced the camera: "Today I will teach you a self-defense technique."

Then Ping raised his arms and said to Xu Hao behind him, "Come on, lock me up."

Xu Hao stepped forward and locked Jiutiao Shaluo from behind, but the lock was in the wrong place with his hand.

He locked two slimes.

In the live broadcast room, Jiutiao Saluo choked immediately.

[九条荣罗: @许朝, pervert, silver thief, damn beast, you can only eat expensive rice, (#A)] [Xu Hao: @九条萨罗, hello, this is just a second creation, I didn't really touch your slime (Factory;)] [Jiuqi Shinobu: Uh, I dare not interrupt ([-])] [Kamili Linghua: This, this... this is too much. (Shame)] [Yae Shenzi: @许朝, you have to be responsible to our General Kujo for doing this kind of thing. (Funny)] [Kujo Filial Piety: Hmph, barely qualified to be the son-in-law of my Kujo family. ] [Xu Hao: @九条孝行, where is your son-in-law NM, believe it or not, I knocked NM’s dog head off (V炸#)] [Wendy: Calm down and eat melons, hey (yV)~] The video on the big screen continues: After locking the slime, Kujo Sala blushed, and quickly opened Xu Hao's hand to let him lock it again.

Xu Hao locked it properly this time, and clasped both arms of Jiutiao Shaluo's shoulders upwards.

Jiutiao Shaluo swayed left and right: "You see, you can't escape like this, you can't escape."

Then Jiujo Shaluo raised his arms together, squatted down and escaped Xu's control.

"Look, put your hands over the head of the country, and it will come out."

Xu Hao and Rosalin looked shocked, how could it be like this? !

Jiujo Shaluo asked Rosalin to try it now: "Come on, big sister, let him lock it up and try."

Then Rosalin stood up and asked Xu Hao to lock her from behind.

Ahem, due to the large scale of Rosalind, Xu Hao made a mistake and almost locked the slime.

The corners of Rosalin's eyes twitched as she watched in the live broadcast room.

After Xu Hao locked it, Rosalin followed the method of Jiujo Shaluo.

Raise your hands above your head and squat down to get out of control.

However, this one squatted down, and Xu Hao at the back of his head also squatted down with her.

Rosalind can't fix it all at once.

Shouldn't this be the way the script was written?

Rosalin squatted down continuously, and Xu Ye, who was locked behind him, also squatted down.

Jiutiao Saluo on one side looked down and looked up at the performance of the two, and at the same time played a funny BGM. Dalian is cold, I am playing mud in Dongbei. Although Dongbei is not big, I have no home in Dalian...

Rosalin squatted again and again, and Xu Hao followed suit.

Rosalin changed places to squat, and Xu also changed places to squat with her.

Squat at an angle, squat at an angle, squat with your body, squat with your back.

No matter how she squatted, Rosalin couldn't escape Xu Hao's love than Jin Jiansuo, and her emotions collapsed. Rosalind didn't want to play anymore, and she cried: "Let go of me, I don't want to play anymore, let me go."

Jiutiao Shaluo stopped her with a voice: "Okay, okay, let her go, you see she is crying."

Rosalin finally got out of trouble, and looked at Xu Hao with resentment, as if she had been abandoned from beginning to end.

Chapter 160 Four: Gan Yushenhe's first photoshoot

This is Rosalind's first official appearance on the set.

She used to be persecuted in the background, in urns, coffins, and graves.

Even, in the song.

That's the brother who sleeps on my upper bunk, please bury me, bury me in that winter.

This was the first time her image had been officially collapsed, and she was also taken advantage of by a bastard who played tricks on her.

This second creation live broadcast room is really damned, if she has the ability, she must burn it up.

[Rosalind: I wrote down this grudge ()] [Yola: This is my line, right ('??)? ] [Kaya: The beauty is close to the body, envious of others, but I don't know what the girls in our Mond~ will think. ] [Beidou: @许昊, yo yo, you took advantage of the two beauties, and you're happy in your heart- isn't it? ] [Xu Hao: Let's have fun (7_[-]), this is a second creation, and I didn't really take advantage of it. ] [Lisa: @许朝, hey hey hey, do you want to post it then, then come to Mengde to find my sister, my little Qinqin also misses you very much. (Pimon's funny. JPG)] [Qin: I'm not, I don't have one, don't listen to Lisa's nonsense (Factory Exit) [Yae Shenzi: He's promiscuous everywhere, my suggestion is, it's better to cut it for him, so that he doesn't have Thinking about it. (Funny)] [Xu Hao: @八重神子, stinky fox, you are finished, even Thor can’t save you, I said, when I have time to go to Daozu, I will let you know what is called a fox fur destroyer ( V皮[-]#)] [Yae Shenzi: Come here if you have the guts, I, Yae Shen Gongsi, who is both intelligent and beautiful, can be afraid of you? (The groundhog fights arrogantly. JPG)] [God Linghua: Uh... I feel that Yae Miyashi-sama is playing with fire.] Yae Miko smiled very proudly.

She deliberately provoked Xu Hao, just to get him to come to Dao's wife.

As long as Daozuma is here, why not let her Yae Shenzi, who is both intelligent and beautiful, knead at will?

At that time, let him fool around and give him some benefits, and let him help solve Yingbao's problem.

Tut tut, it's beautiful just thinking about it.

Oops, she is really too smart.

Clever and beautiful, she is simply the number one fox in Tivat!

It's a pity that our wisdom and beauty coexist, Yae Kamito-sama is still too confident.

Xu Hao still couldn't guess what kind of idea this pink fur fox was playing.

Didn't he just want to trick Dao's wife into being the one who got into a fight with Yingbao? Dao's wife, Xu Hao and Yingmei will have to go there sooner or later.

Yingbao will also have to beat him sooner or later.

But you Yae Shenzi powder dandruff fox don't want to pay at all?

Haha, that can only mean that you really think too much.

If a mere fox dares to plot against Uncle Xu Hao, then she must know what it means to reach the stomach in one step.

Next, is the last video of the day: this time the camera came to the brightly lit Liyue Port at night.

The characters that appeared were Xu Hao and Gan Yu, who posed martial arts for the camera.