Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

"This will only wake us up. Living in 2.2 is her eternal destination."

The flame butterfly landed on a fallen black chess piece, as if it was conveying some message.

In the live broadcast room, Rosalin's face darkened.

A mouthful of old blood was stuck in his chest, unable to go up or down.

This second creation live broadcast room is going to be hard for me.

Why does she always appear in this dead background board mode?

Even if it was the last self-defense video, even if she looked a little silly and was taken advantage of by that bastard, at least she was alive!

What about this time?

This time it is the background of the story that he is already dead.

Or living in the Second Creation is her real destination?

Now she just wants to say one thing to the Erchuang live broadcast room: Shit! !

Chapter 170 Six: Serve the table, we will grab the burritos of the gods

At the beginning of the video, it has been stated that this time it is a video about fools.

Also, what seems to be going on... isn't easy.

As soon as the camera turned, in an empty and dark auditorium, the executive officers of fools gathered here.

Still no executive stragglers, thunder and lightning cannons.

The ashes of Ms. Rosalind are placed in a super luxurious coffin.

The young girl Columbia is sleeping soundly on the coffin board.

"Huha...huha..."

Uh, you heard me right, it's snoring, the loud kind.

Piero narrates: "Damn you, use a coffin board as a pillow? Don't go to sleep!"

Just this moment, Colombia and Piero in the live broadcast room were a little bit tense.

The veins on Columbia's forehead popped up, and she was about to explode with anger.

Last time, her second injury was related to the coffin board, and her tongue was frozen on it, like a ghost.

Today, this time, it is the lady's coffin board again.

You said let her sleep on it at 20, it actually looks quite elegant and beautiful.

But why the hell do you add a grunt, (#A)/?

Her temperament was completely destroyed in an instant.

Piero also has a black line on the top of his head, but his mentality is much better.

The video continued to play on the big screen: Pucciniera: "We gather here today to commemorate our good companion. Her sacrifice is worth half a day for the entire solstice, afternoon tea."

Piero narrated: "You still want to have a dinner?"

The lady in the live broadcast immediately sprayed.

[Rosalin: God TM has afternoon tea for half a day, is this your attitude when my mother is dead (meaning A)? ] [Pucciniera: Keke, this is just a second creation, besides, lady, you are not dead yet. ] [Xu Hao: Oops, no, this afternoon tea sentence is too sudden, I almost lost my breath when I laughed. ] [Kaya: Me too, what is this afternoon tea really, hahahaha...] Continue to watch the video: Pantalone: ​​"It's only half a day... It is said that the turnover of the Northland Bank is blood, tears and wailing, so we have to open the table, I Rich people, pay on the spot."

Piero's narration complained: "You really want to leave the table!"

The lady in the live broadcast room vomited blood again, good guy, her funeral is just for the opening ceremony?

Arechino: "Rosalind fell in a strange land, it should be unimaginable to those of you who lack empathy and only find excuses to eat?"

"In this case, please give me Diablo Yula, a good table of wine!"

Piero's narration complained: "I told you not to leave the banquet! Can you show her some respect?"

This paragraph made Rosalind, Arechino, and Youxie all spurt blood.

[Rosalind: Arechino, even you] [Yura: What the hell is this Diablo (*A)? ] [Arechino: That's right, what is the meaning of this dark shoe (皮#)? ] [Xu Hao: The two of you look so much alike, your face shape, hair style, are all very similar, you both look like You's twin sisters. ] [Amber: That's right, the executive officer of the Fools looks similar to Youxie, I was dumbfounded when I saw it just now. ] [You: Even if you look alike, it’s too much trouble to use the name of Diablo You in the Erchuang Live Broadcasting Room. The person who should be angry the most (dish)? ] [Xu Hao: Then let Youxie be called Guangming Arechino, so that the two of you will be evened? (Paimon is funny. JPG)] [Yae Miko: Then you are really a genius. ] Let's go back to the video: Dada Duck: "That's right, we were just the ones who got hit twice first, and when it's your turn later, I'll eat your seat too."

Piero's narration complained: "Why are there still people who eat in reverse!"

Sandonie: "Filial piety kills me."

Piero narrates: "Is it that funny?"

Capitano: "Even though the means tarnished the glory, her sacrifice is still regrettable. After all, she is the biggest, ahem... the most powerful lady here."

"But doctor, where's the God's Heart of Skirmisher and Dao Wife?"

Piero's narration complained: "You said it was too big, right? Where are your concerns?"

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, the person who looks the most serious on weekdays is actually the least serious.

Hello!Shouldn't the focus be on the heart of God?

[Kujo Sara: Inazuma's God's Heart (△Chuan)!Damn fools, you really plotted against the general (*A)! ! ] [Yae Miko: Oh, oh, the fox's tail is exposed, eh?Looks like I'm a fox myself. ] [Gangguang: The goal of the fools is the heart of God?Then the emperor was assassinated yesterday, it seems that there is a high probability that fools did it. ] [Dadalia: Hey hey hey!You need evidence!You can't take this play in the Erchuang live broadcast room as evidence (mouth?)? ] [660 Piero: The second creation video can only be used for fun, and it is really ridiculous to be able to use this thing as evidence. ] [Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing the Wind: If it is really found out that you did it seriously, then you will not die. ] The video continues to play: Dottore: "That matter is not in a hurry now, but this hair dye I mixed should improve my hair color, right?"

Piero narrates: "Did you join the group of fools just to dye your hair every day?"

The corners of Dottore's eyes twitched fiercely in the live broadcast room.

How dare he call his research a hair dye.

Don’t you know that as a scientist, you hate others to slander your own research?

Piero, who couldn't stand it, came out from the darkness: "Let's stop the joke, you have no audience at this moment."

"All noble sacrifices will be engraved on the solid ice and will last forever with the country."

A group of executive officers: "The table is open... the table is open... the food is served..."

At this time Columbia woke up: "Huh? Is dinner ready?"

Piero couldn't help complaining again: "This is a coffin board, but it's just a dining table! And don't fucking sleep."

Piero's words continued: "Under the command of the noble Ice Queen, we will seize the burritos of the gods!"

Chapter 170 Seven: 50 Billion Consumption at the Hall of Rebirth, Please Checkout

"Under the command of the noble Ice Queen, we will make burritos for the gods!"

What do you mean snatch the gods?

Burrito?

The ultimate goal of the fools is the burrito?

[Xiao Gong: What is it all about? Why can’t I understand it? It’s a banquet and a burrito ('? w?)? ] [Amber: It is true that I am in a daze, what are these things?Those who sleep, those who ask for wine, those who dye their hair, those who are not serious, and those who complain, what kind of organization is the crowd of fools?I really don't understand. (Pimeng is confused. JPG)] [Xu Hao: It's normal if you don't understand it. If you understand it, you should go to a mental hospital, and the Fools are not a serious organization in the first place. (The groundhog picks his nostrils. GF)] [Yae Miko: I feel that the essence lies in the clown's complaints. I really laughed the fox to death. The chief of the fools has such a skill to complain. I admire (mouth)] [ Piero: Uh...([-])] [Colombia: Sleeping on the coffin board again, I really #*@% "@#冬冬文章语言…] [Capitano: Trust me, really , I am a serious person, really.] [Pucciniera: Ahem, the old man is not such a fickle person, afternoon tea or something, this is not my style.] [Dadalia: It’s okay, My performance this time is not particularly badass, I'm very glad (V)] [Rosalin: It's really enough, this appearance is all dead, why don't you bully people like this, even if it's a creation, you still let me When a living person is created (皮#)!

[Diluque: Burrito, Burrito, Authority!Are the fools trying to seize the authority of the gods! ! ] [Beidou: Yes!Isn't burrito a homonym for authority? ] [Ke Qing: Fools really have plots against the gods, they should all be executed, (#口)

[Piero: Hello!Can you stop taking the second creation seriously? ] [Xu Hao: Look, this clown is making complaints just like in the video (*???)! ] [Harlequin: Ahem, this is not a complaint →→, it is just stating the facts, and the things in the second creation video cannot be taken as true. ] The video on the big screen, continued in a gust of snow: Piero continued: "This is the empress's kindness, we will go one by one, but we will never lose our morals."

Clusters of ice burst out of the ground, like flowers wrapping Rosalind's coffin "Although you will sleep forever in this coffin, buried in heavy ice, but, Rosalind, "I promise you, your coffin, will be covered by us fools, to reimburse. "

The flame butterfly fell with the voice and dissipated on the coffin.

As soon as the camera turned, it came to Liyue's side, the entrance of Xiangsheng Hall.

Boss Taotao's eyes glowed with gold, and he drooled: "This is the bill from Xiangshengtang, please report it."

Piero looked at the bill in his hand, sweating profusely, and couldn't believe it: "Are you sure, the amount of 0 is correct?"

Boss Taotao: "That's right!"

Piero looked at the 50 billion Mora consumption on the bill, and could only laugh awkwardly.

At this point, the video is over.

[Video ends, thanks for watching. ] [The protagonist of the video, Rosalin, received a reward: a 50% discount coupon for the supreme package of the Hall of Unexpected Life. ] [Video protagonist Piero received a reward: a certificate of "Master of Tucao". ] [The main character of the video, Columbia, gets a reward: a pillow in the shape of a coffin board. ] [The protagonist of the video, Puccinera, gets a reward: a cup of afternoon tea. ] [The protagonist of the video, Pantalone, received a reward: a copy of "Funeral Banquet Special Selection". ] [The protagonist of the video, Arechino, is rewarded: a table of all kinds of good wine. ] [Video protagonist Dadalia received a reward: a copy of "Dada Duck Emoji Collection". ] [The main character of the video, Sandonie, gets a reward: a Sandonie Q-version doll. ] [The protagonist of the video, Capitano, received a reward: a copy of "Secret Photobook of the Winter Kingdom". ] [The main character of the video, Dottore, received a reward: "Detailed Explanation of the Essence of Hair Dye". ] [The protagonist of the video, Hu Tao, received a reward: a piece of "Fools' Luxury Package 5 Billion Mora Consumption Bill". ] [The live broadcast room will be closed in [-] minutes] The participating actors, whether they are humans or ghosts, will be rewarded.

It's really gratifying to congratulate, gratifying to congratulate.

[Columbia: Congratulations, congratulations (meaning A), ghosts would want a coffin board pillow! ! ] [Rosalind: 50% discount coupon for the Hall of Rebirth... I, I, I#%@...] [Piero: Uh, master of complaints, hey, don’t be angry, don’t be angry, be calm, be calm. ] [Pantalone: ​​Hey, I just said something to open the banquet, but I didn't intend to study the dead man's banquet at all. ] [Pucciniera: Just a cup of afternoon tea?Isn't this a bit too little compared to other people's rewards? ] [Arechino: Heh, do you really want to have any serious views on the rewards of this second live broadcast room? ] [Dadalia: That’s right, it’s just Tuyile, it’s not even Tuyile, it’s a torment (factory,) factory] [Walnut: @Pierro, hello, a bill of [-] billion Mora, what are you guys doing? Time to pay (/≥V≤)/? ] [Piero: This bill was created out of thin air in the live broadcast room. We fools don't recognize it. Besides, the lady is not dead yet. ] [Walnut: @Rosalyn, where are you from?Hurry up and let Dao wife die, and then let me bury it for you. ] [Rosalind: (Wang Wang's) (△Chuan)? ? ] [Zhongli: Pfft, ahem, hall master, we can't do business like this! ] [Bennett: Wow (oAo*), this way of doing business is too scary. ] [Maplehara Manyo: This is the so-called no customers, so create customers, right?

[Diluque: Heh, fools, after the investigation of the assassination of the Rock God is clear, we will know whether you are really playing a big game against the gods. ] Five minutes passed, and everyone returned.

On Zhidong Kingdom's side, the executive officers of the Fools were all very solemn.

In today's second creation video, although the lines are very absurd and funny.

But if you look closely, you can see that the picture is quite serious.

It can be said that these people should behave like this when they appear on the stage.

Chapter 170 Eight: Looking for Immortals in the Mountains, Harvesting a Shenhe

After the Second Creation live broadcast, Xu Hao, Yingmei, and Paimeng continued on their way.

From Guiliyuan, the three of them arrived at Cuikuaipo after walking through a road that divided the inland sea.

Although a road has been built in this area, it is sparsely populated and there are quite a lot of monsters.

Arriving here, those with strong strength can clearly feel the hot breath emanating from somewhere here.

In a cave right here, there is a hot explosive tree.

When Xu Hao was brushing materials back then, he was stuck at the refresh time and greeted Blast Tree several times every day.

Anyone's development can be put aside later, but the materials of my daughter Keli must be prepared as soon as possible.

At that time, Xu Hao didn't have the goat-shaped nuclear bomb launcher Gan Yu in his hand, so he insisted on using the ice attribute sent by Kaizi, the Yusan family, to max out Yanshu.

It can be said that it is unspeakably miserable, and I have the heart of wanting to die.

Later, with Gan Yu, this little explosive tree, it was only a matter of a few arrows.

Walking along the road opened in the canyon, even though you haven't stepped into the deep mountains, you can already feel the ancient and vigorous atmosphere of Liyue Land. 660 Looking at the towering mountains in the distance, although Xu Hao doesn't like to look at the scenery very much, he can't help but marvel at its incomparable magnificence.

Soon passing through Cui Kuai Slope, the three of them entered the Absolute Cloud Room.

From here, it can be regarded as officially entering the so-called Xianjia territory. Along the road between the clouds, you can go up to the first destination of this trip, Qingyunding.

Then turn from Qingyunding to Hulao Mountain, and then go to Aozang Mountain.

Since the old man Zhongli had already informed him in advance, Xu Hao and the three of them could easily meet several immortals when they arrived.

Straightening the water and stacking the mountains, cutting the moon to build the sun, and the last one is very good at chatting, no, it is the true king who stays in the clouds and borrows the wind.

Anyway, it's just acting, pretending to be angry.

This was very simple for the three immortals, and then Xu Hao and the other three were dismissed because the three (animals?) wanted to discuss it.

However, Zhenjun, who is very good at chatting, threw Xu Hao a cold big sister, her disciple, Gan Yu's junior sister, Shen He.

"Master asked me to follow you to Liyue to enter the world to practice, please take care of me."

Shen He's expression was indifferent, and he looked at Xu Hao and Yingmei unabashedly.

Zhen Jun, who is very good at chatting, said about Shen He's situation. Although Yingmei and Paimeng felt a little strange, they didn't care.

Xu Hao is naturally very clear that Shen He is still in a state of leaving the factory to be set, and Shen He is quite confused now.

Two months ago, this yellow-haired girl always appeared in her dreams.

But in the past two months, only this man named Xu Hao appeared.

She didn't know the meaning, and she asked her master.

But the master said, when you meet the other person and get along with him for a while, you will know, then just listen to the master and follow this person to Liyue.

But it was getting late, and several people planned to spend the night on the Aozang Mountain tonight.

Yingmei and Paimeng were a little excited to spend the night in the fairy mansion.

It's just that Paimon was a little disappointed that he didn't find some treasures to take away.

Xu Hao secretly expressed that this big Shen He is the biggest treasure that can be taken away this time.

Looking at Shen He, Xu Hao couldn't help but think of the sweet and sandy second creation of her and Ye Lan's series.

Who would have thought that these two girls would be so much fun when they came together to make a second creation.