Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Kujo Sala changed the painting again, this time it was an earl of Lulu.

There is nothing wrong with the Mond people of the fire department.

It's just that the ears are pointy, girl, these two things are gone.

Xingqiu: "Where's Lori? She doesn't have pectoral muscles, she's a girl."

Kujo Sala drew another picture and picked it up: "Female."

This time, it was an amber drawn on the paper.

Xing Qiu broke down and knocked the painting aside: "Lolita! Don't you know the woman in the story?"

"It's that little fire-type loli who fry fish all day long in Mond City! Do you understand?"

General Raiden and Kujo Sala nodded, not knowing whether they really understood or pretended to understand.

The camera turned again, and Keli and Qiqi were holding a piece of paper, scratching their ears and cheeks.

There are a few lines of Liyue written on this piece of paper, which is written by someone who crawled over like a dog. It can be seen that: 15 kilograms, a total of 300 kilograms, and a total price of 0 million. Li and Qiqi really couldn't tell the difference.

Ke Li was confused: "What, what is it written?"

The video ends here.

For Xingqiu's words, I can only say tsk tsk tsk.

[Yae Shenzi: It turns out that Xingqiu is Teacher Zhenyu, that's the word... very unique (yV)~] [Chongyun: Xingqiu said that he practiced calligraphy for many years, and he still looks like this. ] [Di Luke: It's hard to imagine, this will be the words of the second young master of Feiyun Chamber of Commerce ([-])] [Xu Hao: I didn't pay attention last time. It turns out that Xingqiu's words are more abstract than mine, but it's still It can be read and understood, which is very good. (Paimon is funny. JPG)] [Ke Li: Heh, Ke Li's handwriting is better than this. (Pymon akimbo proudly.

JPG)] [Qiqi: Well, Qiqi's characters seem to be better than this. ] [Xingqiu: Can you stop grabbing my handwriting, you'll lose me to death (TT)] [Yan Fei: Xingqiu, you're still doing well, practice calligraphy seriously, master of a chamber of commerce, the handwriting is written like this It can be regarded as Liyue's uniqueness. ] Next is the last video, which continues Keli’s rice wife journey.

This title confuses our head of Qin.

[Qin: This...is there a sequel (mouth;)? ] [Xu Hao: Both Beidou and Ningguang have sequels. It doesn’t seem strange that you and Keli have a sequel, right? ] [Beidou: Why do I think there might even be a third episode, a fourth episode (; 一_一). ] [Amber: Captain Qin is really Keli, and Keli will be angry again. ] [Jiujo Shaluo: Bear boy, hurry back to Mond, and go to harm your own people. ] The video on the big screen begins: the still familiar office of the head of the Zephyr Knights, head Qin and her goddaughter Ke Li.

Captain Qin: "Ke Li, have you been obedient to Dao Wife this time?"

Ke Li: "Ke Li is obedient, Ke Li is very good this time."

Captain Qin: "Really? Then tell me what you did when you went to Daofu?

Ke Li: "Ke Li went to the Rongcai Festival. There were a lot of fun and delicious food at the Rongcai Festival. Ke Li bought a lot of fruits."

Head Qin: "What? You went to buy some fruit?"

(Scene imagined by Head Qin: Keli: "Are you sure this melon is ripe?"

Thunder Cannon: "Are you fucking looking for faults on purpose?"

Dada Duck: "Sarilang! Sarilang!)

Keli: "Also, there are many strange Qiuqiu people at the Rongcai Festival (Wang Wang's). It seems that they are also very happy in the festival. Keli also went to observe them dancing."

Head Qin: "What? You went to see a strange dance?"

(The scene in Captain Qin’s imagination: a group of strange Qiuqiu people with dyed hair in a circle, jumping around the campfire madly like a cult priest.)

Keli: "Then Keli played with brother Abedo and brother Xingqiu, and brother Xingqiu even performed the sword skills of the Guhua school for me."

Captain Qin: "What? You also performed swordplay?"

(Ke Li in Captain Qin's imagination: Ke Li: "Brother Xingqiu, give him the whole job!""

Xingqiu: "Okay, let's go, ignore!")

I have to say that Captain Qin's imagination is really rich.

PS: It took a while to do nucleic acid in the morning and reissue the ID card. Please forgive me.

Chapter 180 Three: Keli always avoids the correct answer perfectly

Keli: "In the end, Keli met Sister Xiaogong. She can set off fireworks, which is amazing!"

"Sister Xiaogong also said that there is a chance to help me make a bouncing bomb that can fly into the sky.

Captain Qin: "Oh, then this is quite normal, it's just a bouncing bomb that can fly into the sky"

"Wait! A flying...bouncing bomb!?"

(At this time, in Captain Qin's imagination: the missile lifts into the sky, and a huge mushroom cloud rises above Inazuma's Narugami Island.)

Thinking of such a terrifying scene, Captain Qin couldn't help but gasp.

She immediately contacted Liyue's Gan Yu and Daozu's Kujo Sara via video, and issued the following statement: "Hello, we at Monde say that a nuclear war cannot be fought or won."

"We declare with all parties that as long as nuclear weapons continue to exist, they should serve defensive purposes, deter aggression and prevent war."

"I hope that all parties will not misunderstand Mond's weapon test in Daowa.

Captain Qin is so afraid of Keli getting into trouble, he is almost paranoid.

[Raiden Guobeng: So, I became a watermelon seller again this time (660) [Dadalia: It’s just a trick, fortunately, but it looks a bit silly ([-]")] [Lisa: @ Qin, when did Xiaoqin in our family become so rich? (Pimeng is funny. JPG)] [Qin: Lisa, can you stop calling me Xiaoqin in the live broadcast room ([-]_[-]) ] [Xiao Gong: I'm just a fireworks maker, but I don't have that great ability. If something big happens, don't think about me.] [Ke Li: But Ke Li really wants A bouncing bomb that can fly into the sky ([-])

] [Qin: No, bouncing bombs flying into the sky are too dangerous (?~?). ] Continue to watch the video: Ke Li: "Captain Qin, you really misunderstood, Ke Li is very obedient this time, and Dao Wife is really good."

Leader Qin: "Ke Li, it's not that I don't believe you, but do you know? The teacher told me that you got zero points again at the parent-teacher meeting."

Keli: "How could this be! Keli's answers are all correct!"

Captain Qin: "Come on, that's right, let's take a look at this question."

"A train travels from A to B, and the distance between the two places is 600 kilometers. Suppose the train travels for three hours and travels 100 kilometers per hour. Where is the train now?"

(cacc) Keli: "Answer, on track."

Head Qin: "This is a math problem! Hey, well, let's forget about math, how can the language be wrong?"

"Come on, this question."

"Home, grandma, one, I, raised, dog, permutation and combination, how did you write?"

Keli: "Grandma's dog raised me."

Captain Qin: "What? Am I still a dog?"

Keli: "Then, could it be...my family has a dog grandma?"

Head Qin: "Ke Li..."

Keli: "Ah! Isn't that right? Could it be that... the dog family raised a grandma of mine."

Captain Qin: "Ke Li, go to the confinement room!!"

This is the end of the video.

[Video ends, thanks for watching. ] [Video protagonist Qin received a reward: a bottle of Suxiao Jiuxin Pill. ] [The main character of the video, Ke Li, received a reward: a copy of "Primary School Mathematics Demon Class". ] [Video protagonist Qi Qi gets a reward: a net rope launcher for hunting. ] [Abedo, the protagonist of the video, received a reward: a copy of "Detailed Explanation of Junior High School Physics". ] [The protagonist of the video, Xing Qiu, received a reward: a copybook of regular script. ] [The main character of the video, Xiao Gong, gets a reward: an improvement plan for a flying bouncy bomb and fireworks. ] [The protagonist of the video, Ichito Ararataki, is rewarded: a set of Miss Hina's Q-version badges. ] [The protagonist of the video, General Thunderbolt, is rewarded: ten random martial arts light novels. ] [The main character of the video, Kujo Sara, gets a reward: a figure of General Raiden as a chef. ] [The protagonist of the video, Asmodeus, received a reward: a box of magical and cute cones. ] [The live broadcast room will close in 5 minutes...] Today's three consecutive video screens, the melon-eating audience in the live broadcast room are very enjoyable.

But Dao wife was a little worried.

No, it should be said that I am quite worried.

[Yae Shenzi: Although it is very happy to see the lifting of the Inazuma lock-up order from the second creation video, but, for dangerous tourists from outside, we still need to have certain supervision and precautions (; A)] [Kujo Saura: The lock-up order is quite good, it is the wise decision of the general, I don’t want to wake up one day, and I’m already on Sky Island (5_[-])] [Arataki Ichito: Uh, I’m a little afraid of what you said , Such a big explosion, except for General Thunder, probably no one can withstand it. ] [Ayato Kamisato: I said, there is no need for everyone to take the second creation video seriously, the little girl Ke Li still looks very good...] [Ayato Kamisato: My sister, how did you know that she is so good? of? ] [Kanoin Heizang: I think, the wrong thing is to block individual people and directly pull them into the blacklist. ] [Xu Hao: Hey, you Dao wife are too startled, you are so scared to fly (factory,) factory after watching a second creation video] [Kaya: That's right, the reaction is too radical, Keli Even if there are occasional accidents, it's not a big problem. ] [Thoma: Even so, if she really does something big in Dao Wife, I'm afraid I'll die and go back to Mond. ] The [-]-minute period ended quickly, and the Erchuang live broadcast room was disbanded.

Mond's side, Keli's house.

Looking at the thick book of math exercises that was newly rewarded in her hand, Keli frowned.

I haven't figured out the exercises last time, and here comes a thicker one.

Keli felt bitter, she hated these books to death.

Since these books are so annoying, so disgusting, why not... blow them all up?

As soon as this idea appeared in her mind, Keli couldn't hold it back.

Blow it up, blow it up, blow up all the annoying books.

Ever since, Keli stuffed all the exercises into her schoolbag, and then stuffed a few flame-enhanced bouncing bombs.

It's best to be prepared, Keli opened the door of the house, and first poked her head out to observe the outside.

Good, no one.

Let's go, Keli's bombing operation begins!

"Kelly, it's so late, where are you going?"

Head Qin's voice came from a dark corner.

Kelly knew, she sent it.

I'll have to spend the night in the brig tonight.

Chapter 180 Four: Kujo Sharo's Delusion, Asmodeus and Cuteness

Inazuma, Naganohara Fireworks Shop.

Looking at the design drawing of the improvement plan of the flying bouncing bomb in his hand, Xiaogong felt quite hot.

Can bounce bombs, bounce bombs.

This thing is a bomb, not a firework!

And, why are you literally a flying bouncy bomb?

Then you are naive.

The picture above shows a bouncing bomb with an equivalent of at least one ton on a firework tube more than 20 meters high.

Twenty kilograms can blow up the headquarters of the Zephyr Knights, so the power of this ton equivalent can be imagined.

"Hey, let's leave this blueprint alone, I guess we won't have a chance to use it."

Xiao Gong sighed, stuffed the drawing into a small box, and then planned to press it under his bed.

"Heavenly lead, open the door!!"

Suddenly, the door of the fireworks shop was violently broken open.

Kujo Sara and Kanoin Heizo rushed in with a group of shogunate soldiers.

"Hey hey district (? A? I Chuan)??"

"This, this... What's the matter, this (mouth?)?"

Xiao Gong was extremely frightened, with a dazed expression on his face.

Is this the case? Could it be that the fact that she handed in the Eye of the False God was discovered?

Kujo Sharo stepped forward and asked seriously: "Give me the modification blueprint for the flying bouncing bomb!"

Xiao Gong breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that, and handed the drawing to Jiujo Shaluo: "I was scared to death, I thought I had accidentally committed some serious crime."

Kujo Sara and Kanoin Heizo studied the drawing paper, and after a glance, cold sweat broke out on their foreheads.

It was indeed correct for the two of them to bring people over in a hurry to confiscate the modification blueprints.

Even if Xiaogong would not do this, if it leaked out, the consequences would still be disastrous.

If someone uses this thing to attack the castle tower and burn the general's light novels and desserts, then the general will cry and make noise.

Uh, ahem, this matter is a secret in Jiutiao Shaluo's heart, and it must not be told to others.

Don't let other people know that Mr. General is the same as played in the Second Creation video, she is a house girl who likes light novels and desserts.

It is precisely because of this that Kujo Sharo is so interested in this blueprint of a flying bomb that can fly into the sky.

Because in her opinion, there is a high probability that the plot about the future staged in the second creation video is true.

Therefore, she felt that the burden on her body was very heavy.

She has seen through everything, and shoulders the safety of Dao's wife in the future.

The most important of these is the castle tower of the general, so as to prevent the general from breaking down and crying.

After getting the things, Kujo Sharo immediately closed the team.

She didn't intend to destroy the blueprint, but to use it to strengthen Daozuma's defense force. Daozuma will encounter a lot of trouble in the future, and she, a general, must have the capital to deal with the crisis.

Xiaogong watched a group of people leave, and she was able to calm down after sending the hot potato out. However, although the blueprint is gone, Xiaogong has seen the things on it just now and has completely memorized them. . (√)...

Let's give the camera to Sky Island.

Asmodeus, our keeper of the law, has been obsessed with DJing lately.