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Chapter 3: The villains are on the scene (laughs)

"The Federation of Associations came down to fight and asked me to wait for a decisive battle tomorrow. How to deal with the enemy?"

"Chairman Baiyin, don't worry, how can the people of Dragon Ball Peach and Atianfang Meng be our all-in-one enemy! Tomorrow, in front of the battle between the two armies, I, Kurosaki Jiji, only need to say a word, and promise to let the associations hand over their hands." Surrender, retreat without fighting!"

The above dialogue only exists in Kurosaki Jiji's brain supplement.

Raising his head, the blond man opposite him was sitting on the president's exclusive desk in the posture of Commander Ikari. The pure gold accessories symbolizing the highest authority of the student union were hung on the winter uniform of Xiuzhiyuan. The opponents who hindered their progress were fragmented——

Well, it seems that this guy didn't sleep well yesterday, maybe he stayed up a little longer than usual.

Baiyin Yuxing, the president of the student union of Xiuzhiyuan High School, although he was born in a mixed school, he has gathered a huge reputation just by relying on his overwhelming academic performance. Those who don't admire the strength of this man, even those who are less timid, can't even stand firm in front of this man with the eyes of a hunting lion——

The above basically only exists in the fantasies of other students outside the student union.

Others don't know, but Kurosaki Jiji doesn't know!

As a classmate in kindergarten, elementary school, middle school, and high school, and a close friend who is close enough to wear a pair of pants, Kurosaki Ji knows that this guy is actually a guy with extremely low self-esteem and confidence, extremely stupid and extremely genius.

He can be depressed for a long time because of a "poor ghost" from a pure college student when he first entered school, and after the depression is over, he can use the huge score gap to overwhelm that person;

He has little artistic ability. When Kurosaki Ji was depressed after the tragic death of his parents, he came here to sing and comfort his best friend. It was fine for Kurosaki Ji to have a relatively high resistance to poison, but all the mice in the house ran away.

But when others laugh at him, he will find the right direction again, and then use efforts that no one dares to see to improve his level to the point where others look up to him.

Generally speaking, as a close friend, Kurosaki Ji feels honored, and will not be an enemy, so Kurosaki Ji feels at ease.

"It's the annual trouble of the Federation of Associations, right? It's a malicious application for funding again? It's really boring."

"It's old-fashioned, but it's really troublesome, Kurosaki-san. It seems that we need to deal with these clubs separately again."

Now speaking is Shinomiya Kaguya, the vice president of the student union and the eldest lady of the Shinomiya Foundation.

Like the snow in early winter, there is no need to say much about his icy and beautiful appearance. Whether it is etiquette, study, family background or martial arts, he is impeccable. His words hit the nail on the head, and his conversation is elegant but arrogant. And Kurosaki Jiji was able to stabilize the student union at the start-up stage, and she contributed a lot——

It's just peaceful.

Even in Pair A, it can barely be regarded as a medium altitude, not to mention Kurosaki Jiji who has hidden chest muscles because he often practices Bajiquan, even a thin nerd who doesn't exercise has more ups and downs than her.

This is no longer the couple lying on the bed in the middle of the night, and the child wants to drink milk thinking that both of them are at the level of the father. This is lying on the bed alone, and the child can't figure out which side is Opie and which side is the level of the back. up!

What a sad story.

However, one day, a close friend of Juxinpai told himself that he seemed to like Shinomiya Kaguya.

Are you worthy of the royal movie you asked me to copy?The teachers on your hard drive are crying, asshole!

"Then let Mr. Ji, who is the general manager, assign us some tasks~(＾U＾)ノ~"

Fujiwara Chika, the secretary of the student union and the daughter of a political family, met Kurosaki Ji at a board game party, and was impressed by the latter's cheating skills, and then became friends who could talk a few words.

There has been a prime minister in the family, and his integrity is even worse than that of Kurosaki Ji.Kurosaki Ji always felt that her own system might be more suitable for her.

Seeing her for the first time, the system was so frightened that he rewarded him with the Crimson King's sustained power raised to C, can you believe it?

Although I have been in contact for such a long time, I have not suffered much damage other than heart fatigue, but it is better to be careful.

In addition to myself, the general secretary of the student council Kurosaki Tsutomu,

The biggest villain in this work, the Xiuzhiyuan Student Union, join us!

After complaining, the work that should be done is still to be done.

"President, is it okay to entrust sports clubs such as karate club and kendo club to you?"

Sports clubs have a relatively high status in Xiuzhiyuan and believe in the power of the strong. Letting the president go can not only show respect, but also suppress the field.

"This is easy to handle, don't worry."

"Then the archery club and the flower club will bother Shinomiya-san."

Most of these associations are pure courtyards with relatively high status, and Shinomiya Kaguya will kill randomly when he goes there.

"Kurosaki-san, please don't worry about this, my Shinomiya's work must be perfect."

"Secretary Fujiwara, board game clubs, supernatural research clubs, animation clubs and other cultural clubs, I will leave it to you."

"Okay, Mr. Ji...ah, what about you, Mr. Ji? Don't you have any associations to be in charge of? How cunning! How lazy!"

"You didn't listen carefully to the president's speech, did you Fujiwara...The clubs of the 'Ocean faction' also participated in this battle for funds."

"Ah! Could it be Mr. Ji...!"

Even Shinomiya Kaguya's expression changed.

The ocean faction has always been a serious problem in Xiuzhiyuan, and even the headmaster has a headache.

The neon country is an island country, and the development and transportation of resources are heavily dependent on the ocean. Therefore, the power of entrepreneurs in shipping and fishing cannot be underestimated.

What happens when the children of these entrepreneurs come together?

The ocean faction is the consequence of this.

Headed by the diving club headed by Ryujiro Shoto, the heir of the leading fishing family, these rich and powerful children who rely on the sea to eat the sea gathered together to form the "Ocean Faction". Some got too drunk and ran wild on campus.They do everything except what students are supposed to do, and even the other big clubs in the Club Federation don't dare to provoke them easily.

Last year, the Kendo Club sent more than a dozen members to the Diving Club to persuade them to be kind. As a result, only the vice president ran away crying, and the other members returned to the classroom supporting each other the next afternoon.Since then, there have been a lot of weird talks, and there are rumors that they were arrested and sub-male.

"Kurosaki, how about I help you...uh... share a few clubs?"

"No need, President."

Kurosaki Jiji's eyes were full of determination.

"Although the ocean faction is scary, it is actually a strong and weak branch. All clubs are respected by Juryujiro's diving club. As long as the diving club is settled, other clubs will completely die down."

There seemed to be a black flame burning in the eyes.

"As long as the ocean faction is settled, the authority of the student union will increase significantly, and those who hinder us in the major associations will shut up obediently, and the resistance to work will be greatly reduced in the future."

"To be honest, none of us expected the Ocean faction to disrupt the situation, but this is also an opportunity!"

"As long as we win, we get everything!"

"The work related to the ocean faction must never be handed over to girls. The two third-year paddlers in the student union are useless. The president's prestige in other clubs is irreplaceable. Only me as an 'executive officer' will go. to make the most of it.”

"I've made up my mind! I'm going to the diving club tomorrow!"

"'Ocean faction', I, Kurosaki Jiji, will be in charge!"

————————————————The Crimson King——————————————————————

"President, Kurosaki-san... is there any problem?"

"This guy... has a lot of bad ideas, so there should be no problem... right?"

Just like Kurosaki Ji knew him, Shirogin Miyuki knew Kurosaki Ji too.

He is usually very gentle, but as long as he wants to achieve his goal, he dares to do anything without a lower limit.

For example, when he was in middle school, in order to ensure that his class won the sports meeting, he wrote an anonymous love letter for half a month to the seed player in the next class in the tone of a girl, and then abandoned him the day before the sports meeting. Discover the truth.

The crumbs of the world are the best among crumbs.

After dissecting this guy, there is no water, only slag.

If he didn't have a bottom line, he would be worried about seeing this guy in the International Criminal Court one day.

But it is precisely because he understands his bottom line that Baiyin Yuxing is willing to become his best friend and worry about him.

My best friend definitely has his own purpose, so he will take on this task...

'But having said that, is Ji that guy really that flammable? '

Oh, that's fine.

This guy must have a plan already!

PS: At this time, Ishigami has not yet joined the student union, and the accounting and accounting supervision are third-year students who have not appeared in the original book.

This plot may be a bit lame, please comment and post feedback.

Thank you readers!

Chapter 4 I, Kurosaki Thistle, will never trigger the plot of the Ministry of Service!

Shirogin Miyuki did know Kurosaki Ji.

Kurosaki Jiji does sometimes gamble with fate for his own purposes, but he will not do things that he is not sure about.

Just now I took the initiative to ask to deal with the Haiyang faction in the student union, not to pretend to be B.Before the meeting of the student union, he collected a lot of information on the main members of the ocean faction. Knowing yourself and the enemy can win every battle.

"Shouryu Jiro, the president of the diving department, the sole heir of the fishing giant 'Shoulong Haiyang', likes to drink, has a bold personality, values ​​his companions, and promises a thousand gold."

This guy is the hero!

"Half a year ago, at the diving club's New Year's reception, Juryu Jiro uttered the drunken words of 'reward the person who drank the most this year with a best-quality diving suit'. As a result, a member of the club from a poor family got drunk and was admitted to the hospital for the diving suit. .”

"After Kotoshiryu Jiro learned about this, he bought him a diving suit, beat him up after he was discharged from the hospital, angrily scolded 'how can a person who doesn't care about his body dive', and ordered him to abstain from alcohol. ...Oh yes, Kitahara Iori, right...he became the only member of the diving club who doesn't drink."

What kind of peerless brother is this!

"By the way, how did Kitahara Iori join the club... was tricked by Juryu Jiro, who got drunk and stripped naked?!"

I didn't say the previous sentence! ! !

In this regard, I, Kurosaki Ji, would like to call you the most scumbag!

Someone's crumbs are unconscious.

"Cunning and muscular, the family is not easy to mess with. Therefore, it is very difficult to make him obedient. The guy who is a headache for the principal, the signboard of the student union can't be suppressed."

Apart from "fill up" and "drink again", can a bunch of drunks listen to what others say?Not even the student council president.If Yu Xing dared to go, he didn't know if he could go home standing up the next day.

I'm afraid it's not going to become a shared charging pile.

"If someone has a big business, it's impossible to buy them."

As for attacking other people's members?

I, Kurosaki Ji, am a stylish villain, okay?

Well, in fact, the main reason is that the income of this method is too low.Even if Kotobuki Ryujiro gave in temporarily for the sake of the members, he would definitely take revenge on himself afterwards.Even if he won't be suppressed by business, if Ryujiro Shotoshi sends his employees to play drunk at the door of his classroom, he will lose his face.

Whether to use a more difficult method to complete the task satisfactorily without much impact, or just to be happy for a while, and then worry about revenge all the time, I still know how to choose.

"It seems that we can only go head-to-head with the diving agency."

The general direction of Kurosaki Ji remains unchanged, and it is still "kill the thief Shouju Ryujiro first, and the marine faction will naturally turn and disarm".But this thief leader is not easy to punish.

Full of equipment, full of gold coins, a lot of factions and high prestige, the key is that this boss still has a deathrattle, even if he is knocked down, if he can't handle it well, he will cause trouble.It's certainly not going to be caught fishing, but it might involve enthusiasm.

He hasn't planned to end his wretched growth state yet.

They must be defeated in what the diving agency is best at!

Only in this way can we ensure that the Haiyang faction will not be capricious and backstab themselves. At that time, with the background of these people, whether it is the student union or enthusiasm, they will be able to obtain objective benefits.

The most stupid way to deal with this bold and cunning guy is the smartest way.

Just like when ancient tomb robbers encountered a tomb with a crossbow, the only way was to bring a few more people as shields.

Xiuzhi's academic style is relatively strict, and the club activities of the diving club are not mainly diving.Then just...

Kurosaki Ji turned and walked into the nearest pharmacy.

"Is there any anti-alcoholic medicine that is more effective? Liquid is best, and capsules are also fine. If it is a tablet, please grind it into powder for me, thank you."

———————————————The Crimson King——————————————————————————

"Guest, add fried chicken nuggets to your large tonkotsu ramen."

"OK, thanks."

Today is another meeting, and it is time to buy medicine. It is late and I don't want to cook, so I have a meal outside.

In his previous life, he watched gourmet videos every day at Xiaopozhan, and he was joined by the sophisticated Crimson King. As a man who lives alone, Kurosaki Jiji has never lost his culinary skills.