"you!"
Hatsune Miku was shocked when she heard Bai Sumu's words, she stared at her beautiful pale green eyes and was speechless.
When she heard the first half of Xiaobai's words just now, she still felt that Xiaobai still wanted to show face. She never thought that what he said was not a [-]-point scale, but a [-]-point scale. This guy is not only shameless, he is not a man at all.
"You are shameless!"
Hatsune Miku said angrily.
"I have teeth, look, big white teeth. Is it very tempting to see it, and I want to kiss..."
Bai Sumu didn't finish the following words, a red dot appeared on his forehead, only heard a gunshot, and he fell back weakly.
"It hurts, okay?"
Within three seconds of falling down, Bai Sumu sat up.He was about to complain about Miku's brutality, when suddenly he noticed dense red dots appearing on his chest.
"I……"
Bai Sumu raised his hands, but before he had time to perform the military salute of the Gallic chicken, his eyes went dark again without the speed of France.
Volume 192: Her Royal Highness The World's No. [-] Princess: Chapter [-] Cross Seal
Lezhengling and Lezheng Longya came to the village, and they and Tianyi had a sumptuous lunch at Yanhe's grandparents' house.
After the meal, the adults chatted with the old people, and Yue and He Tianyi took A Ling and Long Ya to wander around the village.
"Ah, this tree."
"Ah, this flower."
"Ah, this grass."
When he came to the countryside for the first time, Lezheng Longya felt strange about everything in the village.Looking left and right, looking around, no matter what he saw, he would praise it with "ah".
"Can you stop 'ah, this', it's so annoying."
Lezhengling wanted to shut up Lezheng Longya.
When others go out and see the beautiful scenery, they either recite poems against each other, or use gorgeous rhetoric to describe and praise and express their inner feelings.
As for her brother, it seemed like he had spent all nine years of compulsory education in vain.What you say after seeing the scenery is all emotion, without a trace of skill.
"Ah, this...chicken shit, I'm stupid."
Lezheng Longya kept grinding the soles of his shoes on the stone, and his good mood was ruined by this piece of shit.
"..."
Le Zhengling saw Lezheng Longya, who had stepped on chicken feces and became full of vulgar words, speechless.
How could I have such a stupid brother?
"Be careful, it's like this in the countryside. There are chicken droppings on the road, and dog droppings and cow droppings are hidden in the grass."
Yan He couldn't help laughing when he heard Lezheng Longya's cursing.
Both she and Tianyi are used to this kind of thing, if you step on the poultry's poop, just step on it, not a big wet one.The main thing to be careful about is dogs and cows, don't step on cow dung and dog shit.
"Ah, suddenly there is no love."
Lezheng Longya's enthusiasm for the countryside is like pouring a basin of cold water. It has not been extinguished, but it has slumped a lot.
"Yanhe, what are these little dot-like bugs?"
Le Zhengling asked, pointing to a tiny black spot shaking up and down in the air.
"The black mosquito is more poisonous than the wild mosquito."
Yan He slapped his hands on the black spot, killing the "mosquito" which was not a mosquito.
"Eh?!"
Le Zhengling was dumbfounded when she heard this, she was more poisonous than wild mosquitoes.
"Yes, more poisonous than wild mosquitoes, look at me."
Luo Tianyi on one side pointed to her arm, and she stretched out her arm to show Ah Ling the few big red bumps on her arm.
Black mosquito is not a mosquito, it is a common name for it in our country.It is also called black mosquito, small bite, wheat mosquito, midge cypress and so on.
In fact, its scientific name is midge, which is not a mosquito in the strict sense, because the black midge is a small insect of the genus Midge in the family Midge.
The body length of the black mosquito is about 1-3 mm, and even the wings are very short, which belongs to the pocket "mosquito".
It is so small that it is just one point, it is so quiet that there is no sound, and it can kill people invisible.
The toxicity is strong, a big bag is bitten, it is very itchy, and it will not go away for a long time.
"too horrible."
Le Zhengling was dumbfounded when she saw the two big red bags on Luo Tianyi's arms that had already performed the "cross sealing technique".
A mosquito the size of a sesame seed is so poisonous?
Even if two mosquitoes bite this place, there won't be such a big bag.
"Wow, what a powerful mosquito."
Lezheng Longya was also amazed when he saw it.
This mosquito is really perverted.He thought that flower mosquitoes were vicious enough, but he didn't expect that he underestimated the "mosquitoes" in the world.
"Your cross sealing technique is useless."
Le Zhengling used her nails to upgrade Luo Tianyi's "cross seal" to "rice seal".
"It's useless." Luo Tianyi shook his head with a bitter face.
Ink Mosquito is not a mosquito, but Ink Mosquito doesn't care, it just wants to stick to her who has a mosquito-sucking physique.
Hei Xiuhu can help her catch one or two mosquitoes by her side, but there are too many mosquitoes, and Hei Xiu can't do anything. There will always be fish that slip through the net and run to her arms, ears, neck or other places to bite her.
This is still in the village, if she goes outside the village and burrows into the woods, the mosquitoes will still rush over to her without hesitation even after applying toilet water and essential oils.
Mosquito sucking physique is like this. Wearing short-sleeved shorts can be bitten, and wearing long-sleeved trousers can be bitten by mosquitoes through clothes.Even if you light mosquito coils at home, before the mosquitoes are smoked to death, you may be bitten by the dying mosquitoes if you don't pay attention.
Sometimes Luo Tianyi didn't know where and how she was bitten, and she didn't even know how she was bitten on some places on her body such as finger joints, inside of fingers, and ears.
Bai Sumu kept patting the black mosquitoes and other mosquitoes.If he didn't think it was too "clean and hygienic", he would have wished to swallow these mosquitoes in one gulp.
It took less than 10 minutes for Yan He and Luo Tianyi to take Lezheng Ling and Lezheng Longya around the village. In just 10 minutes, all four of them were bitten by mosquitoes, ranging from three to a dozen wounds. .
Luo Tianyi was the unlucky one who was bitten by more than ten bags, some of which were from black mosquitoes, and some were from wild mosquitoes in the village.
The bag bitten by wild mosquitoes bears it, and it’s okay to go back and wipe toilet water, essential oils and other things. It’s just that the bag bitten by black mosquitoes can’t be said to be useless, but it can still itch for a long time.
Are mosquitoes necessary?Is the black mosquito necessary?
Every time Luo Tianyi was bitten by mosquitoes, he would have such thoughts.
"I want to be a scientist! I want to prove that the extinction of mosquitoes will not affect the earth! I want to kill mosquitoes all over the world!"
On the way home, Luo Tianyi shouted angrily, waving his fists.
"Oh, scientist?"
"the scientist?"
Both Lezheng Ling and Lezheng Longya looked at Luo Tianyi.
Yanhe is not here, she has already gone home.
"Hmm! I want to be a scientist!!! A scientist!!!"
Luo Tianyi raised his right hand and shouted loudly.
"come on."
Lezheng Longya encouraged perfunctorily.
His dream was to be a scientist.It's a pity that with the change of understanding and interest in reality, he lost interest in being a scientist.What he wants to be now is to travel to another world to save the world and marry the princess.
It sounds a little whimsical, but he thinks that where there is a will, there is a way, and if the boat is overwhelmed, the hundred and twenty Qin Pass will eventually belong to Chu;
He has a different surname, has a younger sister and a house, his parents are both busy, and the school seat is next to the window.He is also talented, handsome, and suave. Anyone like him is the protagonist no matter how you look at it.
If he is not the protagonist, then who else can be the protagonist.
Aya?It's still Tianyi.Make peace?It can't be this stinky cat.
Lezheng Longya glanced at Bai Sumu condescendingly, how could a black cat be the main character, and not Luo Xiaohei.
Bai Sumu didn't notice the sight from Lezheng Longya on his head, he was still playing the game of swatting mosquitoes to prevent mosquitoes from biting Tianyi and Aling.
As for Dragon Tooth?
Who, really unfamiliar? If he can sacrifice Longya to be bitten by mosquitoes in the whole village, but Tianyi, A Ling, and Yanhe will not be bitten by mosquitoes, he would like to sacrifice Longya so that Longya will be bitten by mosquitoes all over the country.
For the sake of my sister A Ling and her friends, it is an honor to be my brother's sacrifice.
Volume 193: Her Royal Highness The World's No. [-] Princess: Chapter [-] Ling Daguan
night.
After taking a shower, Le Zhengling came to the room.
Luo Tianyi, who had already washed herself fragrantly, was lying on the bed.
Seeing Le Zhengling, Luo Tianyi smiled and imitated the tone of the "fox spirit" in the TV costume drama, and shouted pretentiously: "Mr. Ling."
"Neuropathy."
Le Zhengling's goosebumps fell all over the ground when she heard Luo Tianyi's artificial voice.
Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting fucking open the door for disgusting - gross disgusting.
"Hey hey hey."
Luo Tianyi, who was scolded, was not angry, and kept giggling.
It is indeed crazy, she just disgusted herself after calling A Ling just now.If you hurt the enemy a thousand, you will hurt yourself a thousand.
"Meow."
Bai Sumu called Le Zhengling.
"Still black and cute."
Le Zhengling came to the bed and picked up Bai Sumu.Fortunately, she couldn't understand what Bai Sumu's "meow" meant. If she understood it, she might not think Bai Sumu was cute.
Bai Sumu's "meow" just now was re-enacting what Luo Tianyi said, that is, "Ling Daguanren".
"Hey hey, maybe Heixiu is also calling you Mr. Ling."
With a teasing smile on her face, Luo Tianyi told the truth that she didn't even know.
"Nonsense, Heixiu is not like you. Right, Heixiu."
Le Zhengling got on the bed and rubbed Bai Sumu's face with her cheek.
Because she just took a shower, she didn't feel hot, and she could still rub Bai Sumu.After the meeting, she might not be in the mood to play with Bai Sumu.
"Meow meow." No.
Bai Sumu didn't nod or shake his head.
The night in the village was not particularly hot, Luo Tianyi turned off the lights, she and Le Zhengling didn't go to bed right away, they were lying on the mat on the bed, chatting about where to play tomorrow.
There are so many things to do in the countryside, too many to count.
Basically, Luo Tianyi was talking happily, and Le Zhengling was listening quietly.
"Aling, tomorrow we...Aling. Aling? Aling!"
Luo Tianyi, who had a dry mouth, was about to get out of bed to find water to drink, but when she got out of bed, she found that A Ling was neither moving nor making a sound.
Eh, I won't fall asleep.
Luo Tianyi pulled down the light cord by the bedside, and the dark room suddenly lit up.
On the bed, Le Zhengling closed her eyes tightly and fell asleep peacefully.
"Well!"
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