Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

One of those who said this said, "Can pure passer-by fans release their heart, lungs and intestines, dry them in the sun, wash them, and tidy them up?

From Tfboy, Wu Zhuan, Cai Xukun, Xiao Zhan to Ding Zhen, there are so many traffic stars in Bilibili, why are there always ghosts and animals in Bilibili, have you ever thought about it?

No, idiot fans only care about themselves.

The traffic star Bai Sumu doesn't like it, the reason why he hates it is because the fans are too cerebral. There must be sober people in a group, but this group of sober people is just like the normal people in black people, they belong to the minority.

Some people say that they are fans of rationality. Looking back at their past, are they really rational?

If you do it, say you are a rational fan.

"Meow……"

Life is not easy, Maomao sighed.

The earliest Tfboy fans were all children, and their degree of dementia was comparable to that of fans of Cai Xukun and Xiao Zhan. Later, Tfboy’s reputation became better, and there were reasons for their peers to be worse, reasons for whitewashing, and some fans had grown up. , Some brain-dead fans are sober, some are too busy with their livelihoods to pay attention to celebrities, or some people have empathized with each other and other reasons.

In the final analysis, Bai Sumu feels better than rotten and Tfboy is not as rotten as in the beginning.

The anti-smoking ambassador smoking in public is bad again, but how to put it, NBA ambassadors are not required to be able to play basketball, so what's wrong with the anti-smoking ambassador smoking in public.

Let's talk about the future, these traffic stars have nothing to do with my cat, as long as I take care of my own Tianyi, Yanhe and A Ling.

He was worried that they would fall in love with traffic stars, but it's fine to be a follower, as long as they don't become idiots.It's okay to be a rational fan, but it's a problem to be a fan of brains and fans who are brains and think they are rational fans.

PS: I am a ten-year-old Tfboy black fan, what do you say I know about them, I don’t know about other aspects, I know a lot of black material.Speaking of Tfboy's ability to clean up, there are reasons for their own hard work and reasons for their peers to be bad, but this has nothing to do with fans, whether fans should be bad or not, don't take other people's credit as your own.To be honest, fans of traffic stars are not fans of reason, but fans of dementia.

Volume 19 A World of Flowers: Chapter [-] White Sumu, White Sumu!How can you be so depraved!

The three-day holiday for the Dragon Boat Festival was over, and Luo Tianyi, who didn't get enough sleep on Tuesday, went to school cursing.

During the two days before the Dragon Boat Festival, Luo Tianyi was working hard on her homework.

写2分钟作业，摸鱼3分钟。再写2分钟作业，摸鱼5分钟。又写2分钟作业，摸鱼10分钟。

For Luo Tianyi, everything that was not of interest to him during homework became interesting.

The weather outside is fine, the chirping of the birds is pleasant, the wind is blowing comfortably, the quarrels from the neighbors and the barks of unknown dogs are all so sweet.

The world is so beautiful, why is homework so bad.

In the first two days of the three days, Luo Tianyi wrote less than 5.00% of the homework, and the remaining 90.00% was five. She created a miracle with a pen on the last night.

After Luo Tianyi went to school, Bai Sumu was alone at home.

Today Bai Sumu doesn't plan to go out to play with Old Tang, Fei Feilong and the others, he wants to play computer at home and be a cat surfing the Internet.

Bai Sumu came to Luohetu and Su Qingming's room, pressed the power button of the computer with his paw, then nimbly jumped onto the table, waiting for the computer to turn on.

[You took 9 seconds to boot this time]

[Your boot speed beats 99% of the computers in the country, and I hereby award you the title of Five-Star Magic Machine! 】

Wow, what a fast boot speed.

The current 360 startup prompt will also include "you", and the future 360 ​​will not be so polite.

Bai Sumu rested his right paw on the mouse, and used the mouse unskillfully to click on the penguin icon on the computer screen.He wants to register a QQ account, although he thinks that Huateng has no horses like most people, but QQ is unnecessary and impossible.

QQ, the future WeChat and Alipay, young people will always use one of these three software, and young people who don't use all three are really a minority.

Today, the user of this software will have one more cat. It's an honor, cricket penguin, to let me use you.

A man is still a boy until his death, Bai Sumu, a "boy", thought twice in his heart.

The early QQ accounts did not require a mobile phone number and could be registered at will.

Bai Sumu chose his father's name, mother's name and spouse's name on the three security issues.

In the column of spouse's name, he brazenly typed the names of Yan He, Luo Tianyi, and Le Zhengling.

To be a cat is to have a dream. Although it is impossible, what if it comes true?

The QQ number has [-] digits. Bai Sumu remembered that when he was a child, his classmates had compared the number and grade of QQ. Now thinking about it, it is quite funny.

The screen name Bai Sumu thought for a while, and chose a name called "What kind of evil can a little cat have?", and found that the screen name could not be so long. In 2008, the QQ screen name had a maximum of 6 Chinese characters.The multi-word version is at the back.

so be it.

【Evil Cat】

Since you can't be a cat without evil intentions, then it's better to be a cat with evil intentions.

Log in to QQ, and the retro QQ interface appears.

Bai Sumu clicked on the IE browser, which is not used by dogs, and searched for the profile picture on the Internet, and found a picture of a cat aiming a sniper rifle.

OK, let's use this as the avatar.

Personal signature: I was born as a cat, I am sorry.

perfect!

I am very satisfied with my QQ Baisumu.

The cat's paws are not human hands, no one's hands are flexible, and Bai Sumu is actually very tired to use the computer.

In order to operate the mouse and keyboard at the same time, he had to put the mouse on the left side of the keyboard, control the keyboard with the left paw, and type the keyboard with the right paw.

Bai Sumu originally wanted to go to QQ Zone to grow vegetables and raise animals, but was surprised to find that there is no QQ farm yet.

Not to mention QQ Farm, there is no Happy Farm.

Has the game been made yet... Bai Sumu still wants to recall playing small games such as QQ Farm, QQ Ranch, grabbing parking spaces, and buying and selling friends in his childhood.

Go to 4399 and 7K7K to find small games to play, and familiarize yourself with the mouse and keyboard.

There are three games on the computer, namely "Dungeon and Fighter", "Cross Fire" and "Counter-Strike"

Among these three games, "Dungeon and Warriors", which uses less mouse, is more friendly to him, while "Cross Fire" and "Counter-Strike", which use more mouse, are not very good at him.

Maomao's fingers are different from human's, they are not as nimble as human's hands. He can barely operate "Dungeon and Fighter" by typing on the keyboard with two small paws.Playing "Cross Fire" or "Counter-Strike" is too difficult to operate the mouse with one paw and type the keyboard with one paw.

At noon, Luo Tianyi ended the morning of drunkenness and dreaming and wandering away. She ended the difficult morning when she fell asleep in get out of class and was forced to listen to the lecture while standing up in the last class.

"I'm gaining weight!"

Luo Tianyi, who was returning home, shouted energetically into the room.

On the way back, she didn't see Heixiu sleeping on the tree where Heixiu liked to stay, so she knew that it must be at home.Heixiu will not run around when the meal is approaching, and will hang around at home.If you don't see it, it must be at home.

"Meow~!"

Before Luo Tianyi left school at noon, Bai Sumu, who had finished the game and turned off the computer, was on the balcony, when he heard Luo Tianyi's voice, he let out a lazily cry.

The fact that the kitten can surf the Internet cannot be exposed.

"What do you want to eat today?"

Luo Tianyi came to the balcony, squatted down and touched Bai Sumu, and asked a symbolic question.

"Meow~!" Braised octopus in braised sauce.

"Okay, have cucumber scrambled eggs for lunch."

"Meow~!" Hairtail.

"Then I'm going to cook."

"Meow..." Let's go, let's go.

The truth of this one-person-one-cat communication is that the lips of the donkey are not right with the mouth of the horse.

Bai Sumu had lunch with Luo Tianyi at noon, and then turned on the computer after Luo Tianyi left.His tasks today are "take a nap for an hour", "eat with Luo Tianyi", and "use the toilet", all three of which he can do without going out.

He has a computer to play, and he doesn't want to go out today.For the next few days, Bai Sumu was playing computer games, immersed in the online world and unable to extricate himself.

On June 6, play games.

On June 6, play games.

On June 6, play games.

On June 6, play games.

On June 6th, Baisumu, Baisumu!How can you be so depraved!Playing games every day!The Master said: "I examine myself three times a day." This can't go on like this!

On June 6, go outside and play.

It's Monday, June 6, and there's no one at home, playing games.

Well, on June 6th, Bai Sumu came to his senses because it was a Saturday, and Luo Tianyi couldn't play games when he was at home.So Tianyi didn't go to school on weekends and stayed at home for the past two days, he went outside to find Old Tang, Fei Feilong and the others to fool around.

Come Monday again, he's back to his gaming routine.

I examined myself three times a day, and Bai Sumu realized it.

If you have nothing to do, don’t stay at home and play games all the time. Go out and have a look. In the end, you will find that playing games at home is more fun.

Volume 20: The World of Flowers: Chapter [-] Desktop Pets

I'm already a dead cat.

Lying on the coffee table, Bai Sumu, who was blowing a small electric wind, couldn't lift his energy.

June ends, July arrives.

Luo Tianyi's summer vacation also came early at the end of June.

Luoshui City is very hot today.

How hot is it?

Let's just say it's as hot as Tokyo.

The electric fan at home was blowing swayingly, and Bai Sumu couldn't feel much coolness, because the wind blown by the electric fan was hot, and he had a lot of hair, even if he was blowing on the electric fan, he was still hot.

Today is Yan He's birthday, and tomorrow is Luo Tianyi's birthday.

Yesterday, the Yan family and the Luo family went on a trip together.

Neither Yanliang nor Luohetu had a car, so Bai Sumu, as a cat, naturally couldn't travel with them

So he wants a person, oh no, a cat at home.

What, it is said to be a family member, and it is called "son" and "son". The son stayed at home, and the daughter took it out for a trip.

Complaining in his heart, Bai Sumu was not dissatisfied with Luohetu and Su Qingming.

This week, the neighbor across the door will take care of him, boil water for cooking and bathe him.

Bai Sumu knows how to use the toilet, and also goes out to dig a hole to use the toilet, so there is no need for a shit shoveling officer.

The neighbor of Luo Tianyi's opposite door is a family of four.

Father Li Jianguo, mother Sun Huifen, elder brother Li Yanchen, younger sister Li Zhiyou.

The names of the two adults of the Li family are quite mainstream among the parents, but the names of the children are quite different.

This name is not chosen casually at first glance, as in the method of naming whatever you see when you go out, it is done with care.

Li Yanchen and Li Zhiyou are both prospective high school students. After the high school entrance examination, they finally have no summer homework. Now they are "leisure" at home, doing nothing all day long.

Some families with conditions will enroll their children in a class after the high school entrance examination, so that they can learn high school knowledge in advance.However, Li Jianguo and Sun Huifen didn't do this, because the children didn't want to go, and they thought it was unnecessary and a waste of money.

Li Jianguo is a worker at the construction site, and Sun Huifen is an employee of a garment factory.One of the two has an elementary school education and the other a junior high school education, but they are both very open-minded.

The children's high school entrance examination scores are very good, and they can go to key high schools.

Since the children say it's unnecessary, it may really be unnecessary.

During the summer vacation, I can only teach the stuff of the first year of high school during the summer vacation. It is not comprehensive, and it may be easy to form inertia when I enter school, thinking that I can fish for fish after learning.This fishing, other subjects are fine, but mathematics...

Bai Sumu is a cat. He doesn't have adults to worry about his children's studies, and he doesn't have the pressure of junior high school students about to enter an unknown high school. His daily life is eating, drinking and having fun.

During the day, I either play computer games at home, or go to play with Old Tang and Fei Feilong, occasionally tease Teddy Jixiang, and play computer games at night.

Go to the neighbor's house for dinner on time.

Bai Sumu's exclusive tableware and small round table, as well as the spare key of the house, were given to Sun Huifen before Su Qingming left.

Under Su Qingming's urging, Li Jianguo and Sun Huifen knew that Bai Sumu was a noble cat and didn't feed him leftovers. He was treated the same way he was treated in their own home.

It can be seen that Li Jianguo's family is a good person, because normally a cat can't talk, even if the cat is fed leftovers, it is impossible for the cat to sue.