Bai Sumu licked Luo Tianyi's hand, not only showing off his cuteness, but also taking advantage of it.
"You are not allowed to go out to play tomorrow, you have to play at home with me."
Luo Tianyi rubbed Bai Sumu's head.
"Meow!"
it is good.
Bai Sumu nodded.
Volume 240 She and Her Cat: Chapter [-] The monk can touch it, why can't I touch it?
"Full, full."
At night, Luo Tianyi sat on the sofa after eating, patting his stomach contentedly.
Just like her father rarely cooks at home, she also rarely eats enough.
For this dinner, Luo Tianyi swept away his hunger and returned to being himself.
I ate five bowls of rice, an untold amount of vegetables, an untold amount of soup, a large bottle of Coke, and a large bottle of orange juice.
At the end of the meal, she also ate an apple, and now she was peeling pistachios to eat while shouting that she was full.
It's really edible, and the appetite seems to be bigger than last year.
Bai Sumu lay beside Luo Tianyi, thinking in his heart that if he married Tianyi in the future, how would he be able to support Tianyi.That is, he married A Ling, and A Ling helped to raise Tianyi. With Tianyi's foodie attributes and the attributes of a big eater, I always feel that Lezheng Group may really be eaten up and go bankrupt.
"Come on, Heixiu, eat pistachios."
Luo Tianyi helped Bai Sumu peel a pistachio, and fed it to Bai Sumu's mouth.
"Ow!"
Bai Sumu opened his mouth, enjoying the feeding from Luo Tianyi.
Although he ate a lot outside today, and ate a lot at home in the evening, he was already very full.But this pistachio is fed by his wife Tianyi, even if he is full, he will eat it.
He opened his mouth to eat what Tianyi fed, giving him a wonderful feeling of being an ancient king enjoying the food fed by his concubine.
Nice, nice to be a cat.It would be even better if he changed into a human being and could enjoy Tianyi's feeding.It would be even better if he could enjoy Yanhe's knee pillow, Tianyi's feeding, Aling's shoulder pinching, and Xinhua's leg beating.
Miku's words, um, her words, wouldn't it be beautiful to perform a dance, like "Majestic", "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" and "Taoyuan Love Song" are pleasant to think about.
I don't know when I can have such a life.
Bai Sumu squinted his eyes comfortably, and kept accepting Tianyi's food.
It didn't take long for him to feel uncomfortable.
Eat too much, eat until full.
The discomfort in the stomach makes the whole body uncomfortable, and the head feels dizzy.
Yue!
It's so disgusting, if I knew it, I wouldn't eat so much.
Bai Sumu's already dark face became even darker.
He was too young just now, and he didn't know that all the gifts given by fate had already marked the price secretly.
Tianyi's feeding is a beautiful thing, but eating too much becomes a beautiful thing.
"Heixiu, open your mouth."
Luo Tianyi peeled another sugar orange to feed to Baisumu.
Bai Sumu didn't speak, but shook his head.I can't eat anymore, I really can't eat anymore, and I will really vomit if I eat any more.
"Can't eat anymore?"
Luo Tianyi saw Mao Mao shaking his head and asked.
Bai Sumu nodded.
"Eat another one, eating more fruits is good for your body."
Luo Tianyi brought the orange to Bai Sumu's mouth, wanting to feed Bai Sumu another one.
"Meow."
Bai Sumu shook his head.Can you not feed me like A Ling feeds you, you can eat a cow, but I can't eat a cow leg, okay?
Not everyone has the same appetite as you, let alone I am a cat.
"Then I ate."
After Luo Tianyi finished speaking, Shatangju gulped down.
If you eat, you will know how to eat.They all said they ate when they were full.
Bai Sumu rolled his eyes.
Tianyi is good everywhere, but it is too edible.If this was him in his previous life, he might not be able to support Tianyi with his meager salary.Even if Tianyi can make money by himself, maybe he can't afford it.
Too much to eat, too much to eat.
Although it is said that being able to eat is a blessing, but what a blessing it is to be able to eat like this.
Standing next to Luo Tianyi, Bai Sumu closed his eyes.
Stomach is uncomfortable, go to the virtual dream world.The perception of reality in that world will become weak, so that he will not feel uncomfortable.
Bai Sumu came to the virtual dream world.
Pushing open the door, the room opposite was pitch black.
Fortunately, he is a cat demon and has night vision ability. He walked in the door and landed steadily.
This time, the unlucky door opened on the ceiling again. If it wasn't for his night vision ability, when he stepped in, either his face or his butt would have an intimate contact with the floor.
"Miku, wake up."
Bai Sumu patted Hatsune Miku who was sleeping on the bed.
It's not surprising that Miku likes to sleep when he is alone in the virtual world when he really has nothing to do.
"Haha~!"
Hatsune Miku on the bed yawned lazily, opened his eyes, and the lights in the room turned on at the same time.
"what time is it?"
The electronic ghost rubbed his sleepy eyes.
"It's evening, it's past eight o'clock."
Bai Sumu pinched Hatsune Miku's soft face, Miku likes to pinch his face, and he also likes to pinch Miku's face.
Hatsune Miku sat up from the bed, stretched her waist and asked, "Aren't you going to watch the Spring Festival Gala with Tianyi?"
"I only watch cross talk sketches during the Spring Festival Gala, but I have watched cross talk sketches over the years, many times, and I don't want to watch them again."
The current Spring Festival Gala can still be watched, although this year’s Spring Festival Gala does not have Zhao Benshan, but there is also Yu Qian who smokes and drinks and burns his head, and the horse he rides is "Guo Degang Guo Degang Guo Degang".
Because there is no relationship with Zhao Benshan this year, in fact, many people have already bad-mouthed the Spring Festival Gala.But what they never imagined was that this year’s Spring Festival Gala would be okay without Zhao Benshan, and the Spring Festival Gala in the next few years will also be okay. When Pan Zi, Feng Gong, Nanako, ah no, Cai Ming and Guo Degang are not at the Spring Festival Gala, but Shen Teng and Jia Ling will be there The Spring Festival Gala took the lead, and the Spring Festival Gala at that time can only be said to be a disaster.
There are not many to watch, there are a lot of spicy eyes, and all kinds of "single is a dog" are here.
In the year of "Single is a dog", Bai Sumu thought that the Spring Festival Gala was so bad, it wouldn't be bad anymore.
Then the next year he saw Da Zhangwei's performance in the Spring Festival Gala.
How should I put it, what else can he say besides applauding convincingly.
Well, steady progress.
Correct, direct, to the point.
There are things that Bai Sumu doesn't want to say, he is tired and feels destroyed.
If he has time to watch the Spring Festival Gala, he might as well play more with Miku, chat more with group friends in the group, talk about games, anime, and life.Even in the group, "I am a human being, I am sorry" is much more interesting than watching the Spring Festival Gala.
Let's put it this way, the more time goes by, the more serious people don't watch the Spring Festival Gala, at most they turn on a TV and hang it there as the background sound.
Obviously the Spring Festival Gala in the last century was so beautiful, and the Spring Festival Gala in the new century is also good.
But going forward, this Spring Festival Gala is not as good as every year.
There is nothing to say against the three vulgarities, sketches and cross talk must be forcibly sublimated, no satire, no yin and yang, only praise.
The core of comedy is tragedy.
What you make is not a comedy, and you can't make a comedy that is not the core. You talk about the core of the tragedy of the hammer.
One key costs three yuan, and three keys cost ten yuan. Do you deserve it?
This sentence was said by Mr. Chen Peisi. He and Mr. Zhu Shimao are also the founders of Xiaopin. He also said, "For me personally, I don't think comedy must be tragic. If all works are like this, then It's not a comedy but a drama." Such words.
The core of comedy is tragedy as a shield, and those shows that are not good at comedy and even less good at tragedy are really unworthy.
Having said that, in the future Spring Festival Gala, if [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] becomes popular on all major platforms, and everyone grows up to be a well-known singer, then maybe they will have the opportunity to appear in the Spring Festival Gala.
Those traffic stars can go to the Spring Festival Gala, so why can't they go.
The monk can touch it, why can't I touch it?
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PS: Void police in advance, let me see who complains that the content behind is private goods.This Taozi article is all private. Sometimes I am really surprised when I read other people's books and say private.I don’t want to see if I can write my own private stuff, but they all say that the V family has few colleagues. Since I like the V family and don’t want to read the author’s private stuff, then I can write it myself, and I’m swearing.It's hard to write, isn't it hard? I'm so angry that I really want to learn how Tibetan foxes beat people.
PS2: Ah, I really want to write porridge, I really want to write Tarua, although I haven't finished the story of Ark, and I'm still stuck in the game Bonebreaker, but I really want to do it with Tarua...I really want to Write Yan Kingdom jokes, write Ursus jokes, and write review jokes.
PS: NMD, why.Let me learn driving skills, you go to see some chapters that have been banned, and some pictures have been banned.Is it really my bad driving skills?I will be banned if there is too much word in this chapter, okay?
Volume 241: She and Her Cat: Chapter [-] Heixiu Never Sleeps
night.
Luo Tianyi lay on the bed tossing and turning.
Can't sleep.
There were fireworks and firecrackers outside.
It's been more than two hours, from twelve o'clock to now.The sound of fireworks and firecrackers outside has never stopped, and it keeps ringing.
"so annoying!"
Luo Tianyi covered her ears and wanted to sleep, but she felt uncomfortable sleeping with her ears covered, and she couldn't sleep because of the noise if she didn't cover her ears.
"Heixiu, are you asleep? I can't sleep."
Luo Tianyi pushed Bai Sumu who was lying in his arms peacefully and dreaming.
"Meow?"
Sensing the shaking from the outside world, Bai Sumu opened his eyes in confusion.
"Heixiu, you can't sleep either."
Luo Tianyi woke up Bai Sumu, feeling inexplicably happy.
"Meow meow?"
I, too, sleep, no, sleep?
Bai Sumu was dumbfounded when he heard Luo Tianyi's first words when he woke up.
Too bad, there are dogs, there are repair dogs!
Miku and I are sleeping soundly, we are both asleep and dreaming.
What did you wake me up for?Is it fun?Interesting?
Bai Sumu kept cursing "meow meow" at Luo Tianyi, and kept punching Luo Tianyi.
Hit you, bad guy!
"Hey hey hey."
Luo Tianyi grinningly grabbed Bai Sumu's two paws, moved towards Bai Sumu's face and scratched.
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