In this era before Leimu appeared, Luo Tianyi threw Bai Sumu out.
"I don't want you, stinky cat, get out!"
Bai Sumu in mid-air quickly adjusted his posture and landed lightly.He looked back at Tian Yi who was lying on the sofa like a lazy dog and rolled his eyes.
"Meow!"
Hmph, don't need me now, you will know if you need me when you have to catch up with your winter vacation homework.
Today you ignore me, but tomorrow I will make you unable to climb high.
There is no place to stay here.
I don't want to wait for this one!
Bai Sumu pouted, and ran to the balcony for a leap of faith.
I went to find Yanhe, after looking for Yanhe, I went to Aling, and after I finished looking for Aling, I went to Miku.
"Run away again!"
Luo Tianyi saw Bai Sumu running away from the balcony again, his little face wrinkled into a ball of displeasure.
Do you want to buy a cage for this guy, and if he runs outside every day, he will know that he is in the wild outside. Doesn't he know that this is his home?
She should have bought a cage and a collar to lock Hei Xiu up, and when she was about to go out, she would take Hei Xiu for a walk outside.
Luo Tianyi had a strange thought in his head.
Imprisonment and training are the foundation, and the follow-up words...
Luo Tianyi squinted her eyes and thought. After careful consideration, she found that there seemed to be no follow-up.Tianyi is a good boy who has never played with butter, and he doesn't know much about H, so he doesn't know what to do after locking up Baisumu.
If she had been replaced by Miku, Miku would have had one dark idea after another.
Bai Sumu went to Yanhe's house to stay for a while.Although before going out, he thought about Yanhe today, Ling tomorrow, and Miku the day after tomorrow, but he just thought about it, Tianyi would be exposed if he really did this.At that time, Tianyi, who was extremely angry, might do something that he couldn't predict.
If it is really cut off forever, then send it.
Even if there is an omnipotent system, it is possible to recover, but the mental damage is difficult to treat.
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PS: I'm going to write Chapter 2 quickly, and then sleep well!Go, go, go!Pudding, rush duck!
Volume 347 She and Her Cat: Chapter [-] What about the system, what about the system, save me!
New Year's Eve was approaching, and Yan He's parents had gone out to prepare new year's goods.
In the afternoon, Yanhe was alone at home.
After knowing this, Bai Sumu ignored Luo Tianyi's threat of eating instant noodles today, and resolutely came to find peace.
Bai Sumu came to Yanhe because he wanted to enjoy Yanhe's knee pillow, which was full of legs from the neck down.
But what is this.
Bai Sumu looked helplessly at Yanhe who was pillowed on his lap.
"what happened?"
Yan He seemed to see the helplessness in Bai Sumu's eyes, she smiled slightly.
"I was thinking, I obviously came to you to enjoy your knee pillow, why did it become me giving you a knee pillow?"
Bai Sumu caressed Yanhe's smooth and beautiful white hair.
The white-haired girl is so cute.A handsome white-haired girl like Yan He is really too cute.
cute, think...
Stop!
Bai Sumu immediately snuffed out the bad thoughts in his head.This time he wasn't worried about the crab poking out, but worried about other bad things poking out.
In that case, because Yan He is his girlfriend, although life will not end, the atmosphere between the two of them will definitely be weird.Either Yanhe kept a safe distance from him today, or Yanhe had a dangerous relationship with him today.
There is no need to explain the safe distance. A dangerous relationship is the kind of relationship that would cause the father-in-law to break his leg.
Calm, calm, calm.
Baisumu, Baisumu, you have to calm down, if you don't calm down, there will be no good juice to eat.One leg is not a problem, but the broken leg is the one that shouldn't be broken, so the problem is big.
Yan He didn't notice Bai Sumu's abnormality, she closed her eyes, the smile on the corners of her mouth remained undiminished, and said, "Reciprocity is reciprocal. You have enjoyed my knee pillow so many times, and I want to enjoy your knee pillow once. Black Phew, your legs are thinner than a girl's."
"Nonsense, I've compared. My legs are not as thin as yours, nor are Aling and Tianyi. There is no girl in [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] whose legs are thicker than mine."
Bai Sumu knew that his legs must be thinner than those of other girls, after all, people can be tall, thin, fat, beautiful and ugly.Compared with a slightly round girl, his legs are naturally thinner.What's so good about this, is it possible that Yan He wants to say that your legs are so thin that they are suitable for ghosts like women's clothing?
In 2013, women's clothing culture was not popular yet.
To be honest, Bai Sumu feels that women's clothing culture can become popular mainly because of people's novelty-seeking psychology.
Many women who dress up as girls are actually straight men. Wearing women’s clothes has a little bit of a princess in their hearts, but more of a feeling of curiosity and that if women’s clothes are beautiful, someone will flatter them, and they can also date online -8000, ah no, yes+ 8000.
"What's so good about a boy's knee pillow, but a girl's knee pillow is the treasure of mankind, soft and fragrant."
Bai Sumu closed his eyes, recalling the girl's lap pillow he enjoyed when he was a cat, a happy smile filled his face.
A cat is a creature that can perfectly enjoy a beautiful girl's knee pillow. If a human enjoys a knee pillow, it can only be felt in the head, but a cat is different. A cat can feel it all over the body.Not only can you lie on the legs of a beautiful girl, but you can also roll around on it, act coquettishly, and stretch your waist.
"Have you ever eaten it? It's soft and fragrant. Are you talking about cotton candy or braised pork?"
Yan He opened her eyes, and she couldn't help laughing after hearing Bai Sumu's words.
Is this talking about legs? I'm sure it's not talking about food.It's all soft and fragrant, why don't you have a sweet and fragrant one.
"I'm serious, okay?"
Bai Sumu rubbed Yan He's hair.The feel of the girl's hair is as intoxicating as his cat hair.
"Really?" Yan He showed a rare narrowed expression, and rubbed against Bai Sumu's leg, "Then Hei Xiu, your legs are also soft and fragrant, fat but not greasy, thin but not sticky, The skin does not return, and the fragrance is mellow."
"Are you talking about sauced elbow?"
Bai Sumu complained sharply.
The whole sentence starting with "fat but not greasy" is used to describe the sauced elbow.How can a knee pillow become a dish, right?
"No, the sauced elbow is a pork elbow, and your elbow is called a sauced cat elbow."
Yan He said solemnly, with a calm expression on his face.If it weren't for the ridiculousness of what she said, Bai Sumu might have believed it.
"Don't learn my nonsense."
Bai Sumu lowered his head, and he gently pressed his forehead against Yan He's.
Suddenly, Bai Sumu felt inexplicable softness touching his lips.
"Eh?"
Bai Sumu's eyes widened in surprise and he met the playful blue eyes in front of him. He never thought that his attack, which was so soft to appease, would be counterattacked by Yan He.This counterattack made him who had long been proficient in various postures and knowledge blushed instantly.
I grass!
Bai Sumu covered his mouth, looking at Yan He in disbelief.
"I think your mouth is too dry, please help me replenish water."
It can be seen that Yan He is also a little shy, her tone of voice is a little unnatural, but there is still a bright smile on her face.
Different from Miku, who has a high attack and enemy defense, Yanhe who can take the initiative to come up is a hexagonal fighter with high attack and high defense, and his mobility and execution ability are MAX. Tiger.
"no……"
Bai Sumu touched his lips.
Bullshit!
Don't dry his lips, even if you don't kiss him, don't do it.
"What's not."
Yan He blinked his eyes pretending to be innocent.
"Hmph, you just want to kiss me, what excuses are you looking for?"
Bai Sumu knew that he couldn't pretend to be stupid and retreat at this time. After a long battle of wits and courage with Miku, he knew that if he retreated in such a situation, he would be ridiculed afterwards, and Tie Tie would not have the initiative for a long time.
You can't retreat, and after you retreat, you won't be able to harden yourself in front of Yanhe.
"Yeah, I just want to kiss you."
Yan He admitted it frankly.
Such frankness made Bai Sumu completely unexpected.What surprised him even more was that Yan He grabbed his collar, making him bow his head involuntarily.
Once again, the girl's old trick is repeated.
hiss!
This woman is terrifying!
"Would you like to come again?"
Yan He blinked at Bai Sumu.She knew that there were father's rules, and Hei Xiu kept restraint when getting along with her.But Heixiu needs restraint, and her words can be a little more indulgent.
Although it can't be too indulgent, there is still no problem in kissing the small mouth.
Normally, she would not be like this, but the relationship between Miku and Kurosuke was too disturbing for her.Uneasy to know that Miku is intimate with Heishu, it makes her want to be more intimate with Heixiu.
To put it in a bad way, she wanted to compete for favor.
But as far as the result is concerned, it is not Yanhe who is fighting for favor, but Bai Sumu who is being contended for.
Fortunately, Yanhe is a minor now, what will happen if he becomes an adult? Bai Sumu dare not think about it, since dating with Miku is just like a cow and a horse.If Yan He is an adult, judging from Yan He's current performance, he might become a mule.
When Ah Ling joins the battlefield...
Make a wish, make a wish now!
What about the system, what about the system, save me!
Picture: "Yanhe", location: "Images/1653764900-100280191-108834205.jpg"
Volume 348 She and Her Cat: Chapter [-] Looking at the Super Beautiful Girl
Bai Sumu hopes to reduce the IQ of Emperor Jin Yuan by one-third, and exchange him for one, oh no, two indestructible kidneys.
That being said, none of the tasks the system issued to him were rewards for kidneys.Let alone about the kidneys, there is nothing about strengthening the body.Either reward meow points, or reward him for singing, editing videos, or other abilities and things that he doesn't use much.
The good thing is that there are more and more messy things in his four-dimensional pocket.The bamboo dragonfly that can’t fly, the arbitrary door that can’t be opened, the time machine that can’t be used, the air gun that can’t be damaged…
A lot of inexplicably powerful props that can't be used actually make him look like a waste version of Doraemon.
What are these rewards for...
Bai Sumu tried to fiddle with these props, especially the arbitrary door, which has a lock and cannot be opened at all.Even if he pried it with the holy sword of physics, the door is as strong as steel, um, iron door.
If this arbitrary door is done, he will be so happy that he can transform.
She slept with Aling in the first half of the night, slept with Yanhe in the second half of the night, and appeared in Miku's arms again in the morning.
Such a life, how comfortable, how leisurely, how happy.
If any door can be used, then Miku can really appear in the extreme east, and then she can send some Sakura from her hometown.
Miku sauce, Sakura in my hometown opened.
Bai Sumu thought of such a sentence inexplicably.
"What are you looking at? You're laughing so disgustingly." Holding the milk tea, Hatsune Miku looked at Bai Sumu, who was sitting across from him with a strange smile on his face, and complained, "Are you sneaking around to check on other women again?"
"That's right, Yu-chan is too cute, my wife Yukriwood!"
Bai Sumu raised his hands up and suddenly went mad.
"Your wife is obviously me!"
Hatsune Miku amused Bai Sumu's words.
This guy obviously has a paper man wife like her, so why does he still like other paper man wives.I really don't know what to say.
If it wasn't for the fact that the word Guo Nan hasn't come up creatively yet, she would have joked that Guo Nan is really down.
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