Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

"It's not an exaggeration, you don't know the discomfort after eating a bad stomach, how strong the desire to squirt is, and how..."

Lezheng Longya rubbed his stomach, talking about the pain and happiness before, he talked endlessly.

"Okay, stop it, don't say it, put it away, you can smell it."

Zhengyu Moke put his index finger under his nose.

Long Ya's description was too vivid, which made him vaguely hallucinate, as if he could smell the pressure Massenet.

Fortunately, he is not eating now, if Long Ya told him this in the cafeteria, then he might not be in the mood to eat.

Lezheng Longya knew that this topic tasted strange, so he didn't continue the chat, and if he continued, he was worried that he wouldn't be able to eat.

Not long after, the English teacher began to teach.

Although the teacher has finished explaining the content of the teaching materials, there is no end to the test papers, weekly English newspapers and other tutoring materials.

During half a class, the English teacher asked the students to do and give lectures.In the next half of the class, the teacher asked the students to read the books and test papers, and memorize advanced words and sentence patterns.Afterwards, the English teacher fumbled to the office.

Go to the office for a meeting, drink tea, chat with other teachers, and come back later to see these children.

The English teacher's classroom at the beginning was quiet, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.As the first voice of discussion sounded, like a signal, more whispers immediately appeared in the classroom.

The whispers gradually became louder, and they were no longer whispers, but turned into loud noises.

After the English teacher left, Lezheng Longya took out the "A Shao" he bought from the cabinet and read it happily.

This manga might be childish for elementary school students, but it is just right for him, a high school student.

Suddenly the classroom fell into silence, so quiet that you could hear a needle drop again.

What happened?The teacher is here? !

The disappearance of the voice sent a chill down Lezheng Longya's spine. He slowly raised his head and looked around cautiously, and finally looked back suddenly, but he didn't see the teacher in the dimly lit place.

Well, this is just everyone's perception of killing intent. They felt that the teacher was here, so they were quiet for a moment, but in fact the teacher didn't come.

Lezheng Longya lowered his head and once again immersed himself in the ocean of comics.

It didn't take long for the classroom to be noisy again, and it didn't take long for this noise to be quiet again. This time the English teacher really came.

At the door of the classroom, the English teacher took a look.

Ok?

The English teacher's eyes sharpened.

"Lezheng Longya, get up."

ah? ! !

Lezheng Longya was startled when he heard his name.

What's the matter, what's the matter, the teacher found out that I read manga?

how come?

Two piles of books stood high in front of his desk, and he was sitting behind with a pen in his hand, writing and drawing with his head down from time to time, with a serious expression on his face, as if concentrating on it.It doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense to find out that he is reading comics.

Lezheng Longya didn't understand, but he still listened to the teacher and stood up.

In fact, what he wants to understand is very simple. When he reads comics, he just pays attention to Moko Masayoshi next to him.When he was reading the manga, Masato Moko also tilted his head, his eyes fixed on his desk.

If the English teacher didn't find out that he was deserting, it could only be that the English teacher was an interstellar player.

"What are you looking at?"

The English teacher approached Lezheng Longya.

"No, I didn't see anything."

Lezheng Longya smiled skinny.

It's too bad, this vicious old hag must make a small report with Boss Jiang, and give him a copy.

Before Lezheng Longya thought the English teacher was kind-hearted, but now he thinks the English teacher is a vicious old hag.

"Really? Let me see."

The English teacher stepped forward quickly, and opened the English test paper that Lezheng Longya had quietly touched on the book just now, and what caught her eyes was an unfinished math test paper.

"You really love mathematics. You are doing math test papers in my class." The English teacher never expected that Lezheng Longya was doing math test papers, "Yes, you are quite brave. It seems that you have not done it in the previous class. Enough."

Although the English teacher was very upset, there was nothing she could do about Lezheng Longya's behavior.Because it was useless for her to tell Jiang Yuanjun about it, and it was even more useless to tell the math teacher.

"Don't take this as an example, sit down."

There was no way, the English teacher could only leave embarrassingly.Before leaving, she glanced at Zhengyu Moke, she was suspicious of her subject.

Is math really that good?Lezheng Longya is doing it, and Zhengyu Moke is watching him do it.

Nice, Moco!

Lezheng Longya sat down again, thanking him in his heart for his good deskmate.

Just now, it was a close call.

If it weren't for Zhengyu Moke who was on the road and took advantage of the teacher's inattention to help him replace Ah Shao without anyone noticing, his comics would be gone.

"It's dangerous, save my life, Mo Ke."

Lezheng Longya wiped away the non-existent cold sweat.If this manga was taken away by the old hag, there is a high probability that this manga will never come back.This old hag is well-known for keeping her hands in and out, because this old hag has two children, so if they don't want to get back their confiscated things in this life, the old hag will give them to her two sons.

Although they were quite dissatisfied with this matter, they had nothing to do, and it was useless to protest, after all, students were soft-spoken.

"You're welcome."

Zhengyu Moke was embarrassed to hear Lezheng Longya's thanks, Longya didn't know, he knew why Longya was discovered, so Longya's thanks made him quite embarrassed.But he won't talk about this matter, if he did, Long Ya might torment him as revenge.

Chapter 357 Hatsune Miku Wants to Go to School

Another dull day.

Bai Sumu woke up from the bed with difficulty, he looked at Hatsune Miku beside him and sighed weakly.

Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail.

I fished during the day yesterday, and spent most of my time at school. I didn’t have much time at home, so I didn’t cook Miku much.Not surprisingly, if you don't boil Miku during the day, let Miku boil him at night.

Fortunately, this is the real world, not the virtual world.

No matter how powerful Miku in the virtual world is, it's a lie. In the real world, Miku tosses him, but he can stand up.

Bai Sumu was at school and felt more and more bored, so he stayed at home most of the time to take care of Miku.

Shopping for vegetables, cooking, cleaning, playing games with Miku, going for a walk after dinner, going to the park to help grandparents with their children.

This kind of life is unpretentious but not boring.

In the eyes of outsiders, such a fixed life may be a bit boring, but for Shirasumu and Hatsune Miku who live in it, it is a very leisurely and comfortable thing.

Other migrant workers go to work from morning to night, and they may have to work overtime when the off-duty time comes. They have nothing hard to do all day long, except that cooking and cleaning are easy tasks.

At least, it is an easy task for the cat demon.

What's more, cooking and cleaning at home are different from working in a company, where you have to deal with silly [beep——! ] Colleague, silly [beep——! 】Getting along with the boss is different at home, and you don't need to be angry with colleagues and bosses.

Bai Sumu washes up, changes clothes, sees that Miku is still sleeping and doesn't wake up, but goes out alone to buy groceries.

Don't take Miku with you when you go to the market to buy vegetables in the early morning.

trouble.

For breakfast, he plans to buy some steamed stuffed buns, deep-fried dough sticks, pies, and soy milk, so he won't make them himself, which will waste time.

Because breakfast is done, after breakfast, and then cleaning, washing clothes, basically ready to make lunch.

As a househusband, Bai Sumu can somewhat understand the hardships of housewives, and he can probably understand the conflicts between a working husband and a full-time stay-at-home wife.

However, he is a cat demon.

Energy may not be sufficient, but physical strength must be abundant.

Working at home is not a big problem for him, the main problem for him is Miku who turns into a vixen at night.

I bought vegetables at the vegetable market, and bought breakfast at the breakfast shop.

Bai Sumu returned home, put the dishes in the refrigerator, and put breakfast on the dining table.He came to the bedroom to wake up Miku for dinner, and found that Miku woke up at this time which was rare.

At this time, the girl was sitting on the bed, touching her messy hair with both hands, her face was full of confusion.

It seemed that Miku had just woken up, and his head was still in a daze, so he sat on the bed in a daze.

"It's time to eat."

Bai Sumu came to the bed and sat down, inserted his fingers into Miku's blue hair, and helped Miku to do her hair briefly.

Later, I will help Miku comb her hair and tie her a single ponytail.I've been wearing double ponytails for the past two days, it's time for a change of mood today.

After living together with Miku, his hair-tying skills are getting better day by day. From before, he didn't know how to do hair-tying at all, and now he can do all kinds of hairstyles at his fingertips.

There is a complete set of hairdressing tools at home. Although he may not be able to cut hair, but he can simply trim Miku's hair and cut his bangs.

"I want to eat a full feast of man and man."

Hatsune Miku lowered his head, speaking weakly.

Xiaobai was tired last night, and she was not much better.After all, the real body is too weak and has no strength.The flesh and blood are weak, but it's a pity that she can't mechanically ascend by herself.

"What Tianyi?"

Bai Sumu complained when he heard Hatsune Miku's words.If he hadn't been sure that it was Miku in front of him, he would have thought it was Tianyi who spoke just now.

One day, Tianyi, a foodie, would clamor for a big meal, a roasted whole lamb, and a man-han banquet, but this Miku also clamored for a man-han banquet.Although he knows that Miku is transformed into Tianyi, isn't that the facial expression and movements? It's hard to say that Miku will turn into Tianyi in the future.

Can you eat and make a fuss?

"Tianyi can't hear your words."

Hatsune Miku amused Bai Sumu's words.

Is there anyone who arranges Tianyi like this? If Tianyi knows what Xiaobai said, she must be in a hurry.

"There's nothing wrong with this, Tianyi's mind is not like yours..."

Before Bai Sumu finished speaking, he felt the killing intent.

"Tianyi's mind is not like mine? What do you say? Xiaobai, what are you talking about?"

Hatsune Miku turned to look at Lin Dengwan, the electronic ghost seemed to be taken away by the fish in the college entrance examination, with a strange light in its eyes.

"Small as you are."

The corpse is talking.After finishing speaking, the corpse made an angry gesture that a future Xiao Xiba would make.

"You are so young, short and weak!"

Hatsune Miku slapped the bed and got up, ignoring the pain in his legs and overwhelmed Bai Sumu.

On the bed, the cat demon and the electronic ghost are fighting, without the literal meaning of ♂♀.

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble. Get up and eat, and it will be really cold if you don't eat."

Bai Sumu lay on the bed, and smiled at Hatsune Miku who was sitting on him with a duck.

"It's cold when it's cold."

Hatsune Miku was still a little unconvinced.Where is her heart small? She is obviously gentle and generous, just like a princess who is the embodiment of truth, kindness and beauty in a fairy tale. How could she be small-minded.

Impossible, absolutely impossible.

It must be Xiaobai treating the princess's belly with the heart of a villain.

Bai Sumu didn't know what Hatsune Miku was thinking, he didn't toss with Miku anymore, sat up without any explanation, and then hugged Miku who was about to fall.

Help Miku change clothes, take Miku to wash, and then the two of them eat together.

As usual, it is the life of an old couple.

Take it easy during the day, and decide whether you want to take it easy at night depending on the situation, or you know everything.

"It's so boring to be at home all day. I want to go to school too. Why, I can't go to school. It's so sad, so painful, so uncomfortable."

During the meal time, I may be full. Hatsune Miku is a human being, I am sorry.

"It's okay if you want to go to school. You can go to school. You don't have to worry about you going to school at the flower planter and letting fans know."