Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

Although raising Tianyi is easy to go bankrupt, but now Tianyi still eats his father-in-law, and spends his time with his father-in-law.Before Tianyi married him, he had enough time to work hard and struggle, and save enough money for himself to support Tianyi.

"Hey."

Luo Tianyi put down her phone, wondering if she was tired from sitting, so she changed her posture and lay on the bed instead, with a pillow on her chest.

"what."

Bai Sumu calculated the math problem seriously.

He didn't want to talk to Tianyi very much, women would only affect his speed of doing the questions.

"When is your egg changing period?"

Luo Tianyi said something strange with a serious face.

"what?"

Bai Sumu's brain crashed all of a sudden, and he lost his train of thought while calculating the problem.

What did Tianyi say?

What did Tianyi say just now?

There's nothing wrong with his ears.Egg change?What eggs to replace?

"What's the matter, don't you boys have to change eggs? I just watched station B, and there is a video that says boys want to change eggs, girls come to relatives, boys change eggs, don't they?"

Luo Tianyi looked puzzled.She didn't think about the possibility that this was a group of people talking nonsense.Whenever she checks on Baidu, she will know what the truth is.

"..."

Bai Sumu covered his face.

Good guy, he just called good guy.

Tian Yi is 16 years old, and she actually thought that boys really know how to change eggs.

Outrageous, this is outrageous.

He knew that Tian Yi was in a daze, but he never expected Tian Yi to be so in a daze.

"It's fake, you can know it on Baidu."

If it was normal, Bai Sumu would play tricks on Luo Tianyi and joke with her that it was true.

It's a pity that he is doing his homework now, he only has mathematics in his mind, and he has no intention of teasing Tianyi.

There is no woman in my heart, so it is natural to be a god.

In order to be able to solve homework efficiently, he has to become a problem solver and conquer all these homework.

"Really? You're not lying to me, are you?"

Luo Tianyi was suspicious, she searched on Baidu, and the answer she saw was indeed that boys did not have an egg-changing period, which was a fake, but she still didn't believe it.

Baidu is something that is sometimes inaccurate, and sometimes the answer is even wrong.

What's more, there is Miku, the electronic ghost, so the possibility of wrong answer is even greater.

"You won't team up with Baidu to lie to me." Luo Tianyi stared at Bai Sumu in disbelief, "If you confess, you will be lenient, but you will be imprisoned; if you resist, you will be strict, and you will go home for the New Year."

"..."

It’s okay for me to cheat you together with Baidu, you’re saving face.Did I go to such lengths to amuse you?

"Why don't you talk, is it a default?"

Luo Tianyi folded his hands on his chest, and the triumphant look that he thought he had seen through everything made Bai Sumu hard and his fist hard.

Today is still more and more scornful.

"No, I just feel sorry for your stupidity. If you don't believe it, ask Fei Pang and A Ling. If you don't believe it, then ask Xinhua."

Bai Sumu sighed, he didn't want to get to know Tian Yi, that idiot.

If you have time to compete with God, it is better to do your homework well, and then turn back into a cat to sleep after finishing.

The cat doesn't want to do anything, doesn't want to meow, just wants to become a cat and sleep lazily on the mat.

He just wants fun, not homework.

Luo Tianyi listened to Bai Sumu's words, but did not ask Yan He and Le Zhengling.

Hei Xiu has said that, if she doesn't believe it and ask others, then she is really stupid.

She is so smart, how could she be a fool.

One day, Bai Sumu did his homework in the morning and half of the afternoon, and after finishing his homework, he turned into a cat and took a nap in the afternoon.

Luo Tianyi stayed in bed all day, except for eating, getting snacks, going to the toilet and washing her greasy little hands, she never got out of bed.

In the next few days, Luo Tianyi lived such a lazy life.

Don't say clothes come to reach out, rice comes to open mouth, at least Bai Sumu writes homework, rice is done by Bai Sumu or Yan He, A Ling or Xinhua who came to play with her.

Xinhua is the worst, she came to ask Tianyi to go out to play, and they talked about it on QQ, and let Tianyi give it to him when they arrived.Not only was Tianyi pigeoned, but she also showed a little hand under Tianyi's flickering, showing her culinary skills that she claims to be comparable to the master chef Xiao Fugui.

The good times are coming to an end.

Even though Luo Tianyi was reluctant, she would eventually go back to the prison of the school to meet the nightmarish third year of high school with severe sleep deprivation.

Because most of the members of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] are high school seniors, this year, except for Mo Qingxian, who is already a college student, and Jing Yinling, who is studying at Jidong School, everyone else will reduce the frequency of submissions .

Bai Sumu doesn't go to school, and Hatsune Miku goes to school just for Tu Yile, but they want to maintain their personality, so they need to reduce the number of submitted works, so as to give fans the illusion that they are also busy.

Being able to touch fish reasonably made Bai Sumu very happy.Especially after the term started, he saw the freshmen working hard in military training under the sun, enjoying the coolness under the shade of a tree while eating the popsicles bought for him by a teacher, he was really refreshed.

Cat life is really pleasant.

Being a cat with an owner is better than being a human.

To become a systematic, uncastrated cat demon who can transform into a human being, Chu Yuxun really ate peppercorns - it was so refreshing.

The only fly in the ointment is that she has to help Tianyi with her homework at night.

Tianyi was fast asleep on the bed, and he had to turn on the lamp to do his homework at night.

Especially in mathematics, people are forced to do everything, but mathematics is not good, and if it is not good, it is not good.

What's more, he is no longer a human, but a cat, which is even more unbearable.

Why expect a cat to solve math problems?

I don't know if it's because he does his homework every day, but his daily tasks have also become homework, homework, and what the fuck is homework.

Summer goes to autumn.

Throughout September, Luo Tianyi was looking forward to the arrival of the Mid-Autumn Festival and the National Day.

Looking forward, looking forward to, the holidays are here.

She was playing happily at home, while Bai Sumu was writing gloomily that there were too many test papers that could last a month even if they were used as toilet paper.

This homework is not written by humans, nor is it written for cats.

Volume 394 Prosperous Singing: Chapter [-] Tampering with History and Creating History

history class.

On the podium, the history teacher spoke eloquently.

The students under the podium listened dumbfounded.

"This question, A is wrong at first glance, and the material of B is not reflected, and C is also right, but you can see that D is more correct, and choosing D is better."

The history teacher looked at the similar answers and analyzed them solemnly.

"Teacher, the answer seems to be B."

Some students whispered.

"Oh, B, this B... Well, look at this sentence, C and D are not reflected in the material, but this sentence B is reflected. Yes, you should choose B, no problem."

"..."

All the students were silent.

The teachers are used to giving lectures like this.

The history test paper is such a thing. The teacher lectures on the questions and they listen to the lecture. Often the teacher is confused and they are dizzy.

A is too absolute. B does not match the material. Teacher C and we both think it is correct, but the answer is D.

The teacher resigned to his fate, and the students are also used to it.

Bai Sumu fell asleep on the table where the lecture was given.

Generally speaking, he would not sleep on the desk during class time. It's not that sleeping on the desk will attract students' attention and make the teacher drive him away.He slept on the podium for a class, and when he woke up, he might find that his whole cat seemed to have been drenched in rain.

The history teacher in class 7 of the third year is eloquent in his lectures, but the saliva in his mouth will not be sprayed out in floods.

Autumn is here, the classroom is not hot, it is a good time for sleeping.

In the two seasons of spring and autumn, sleeping in the classroom is the most comfortable. It is neither hot nor cold. You don't have to worry about waking up when you sleep in summer, and you don't have to worry about catching a cold when you sleep in winter.

Luo Tianyi looked at the cat on the podium with envious eyes.Others hope that their cats can turn into human beings for me, but she hopes that she can become a cat and replace Hei Xu as a carefree and happy kitten.

After finishing the multiple-choice questions in the history class, the history teacher began to talk about the following questions.When talking about these questions, the teacher began to count down "some people" in the class, without mentioning their names, but only said "some people" wrote the answers when they did the questions.

That answer cannot be said to be tampering with history, but creating history.

There are more than 30 students in the class, and some students have a complete "parallel world view" in their brains.

Spain defeated the Armada, England launched the War of Independence, and the United States attacked Pearl Harbor.

How should I put it, it can't be said to be outrageous, there are even more outrageous.

For example, "Marxist Great Powers", those who know that he wants to write "Lenin", but those who don't know think that he wants to "the sky is dead, and the sky should stand."

There is one thing to say, the liberal arts for liberal arts students can't just memorize.Doing the correct questions on this history test requires a certain amount of metaphysics and sufficient reasoning.History occasionally tests classical Chinese translation and reading comprehension, which is really tormenting.

Luo Tianyi belongs to "some people". Her historical and ancient content is not a big problem, but modern history will occasionally become the mod of "Hearts of Iron 4": TNO, and even less often it will become KR.

Tianyi is not very interested in history.Not only is she not very interested in history, she is also not very interested in Chinese, English, mathematics, geography, and politics.

Well, she is actually simply not interested in studying.

No way, who made her dream to eat and wait to die? This wish has not changed since she was a child.

Come on, get through this last year, and you will be able to lie flat when you arrive at university.

Luo Tianyi didn't believe what the teacher said that it would be easy to go to college, but college went to bed at [-]:[-] in the morning, there was no evening self-study, weekends, this was compared to high school.Especially the half-day vacation of the third year of senior high school, the weekend of university is really wonderful.

During a class, Luo Tianyi was dizzy from hearing it.As always, I didn't understand why the answer to this question was C and that question was D.

Why are both answers here correct, but this answer lacks material, and it is not clear what the material is.

Sometimes the teacher reads the answers, the more they copy, the more outrageous they feel.Is this really the standard answer? Isn't it too ridiculous.

What kind of brain did the person who wrote the question have? Did the ancients know the answer in dreams?

"I can not make it."

Luo Tianyi went to hug the cat on the desk.

This bears a painful history lesson, and she needs cat fluff to heal her broken heart.

Luo Tianyi touched the cat for healing, and some people in the class gathered together to seek the cure for the cat.

"Look, this is the end of not working hard, and it will become a woman's plaything, so we have to..."

Lezheng Longya's good friend Zhou Shizhi pointed at Mao Mao who was being slapped on by a girl.

"I really want to be a woman's plaything."

Another friend of Lezheng Longya's, Wang Jingyi, rested her chin in one hand, her face full of envy.

"Really." Lezheng Longya looked at his friends, and then at a girl with short black hair among the girls.

This girl is Wang Jingyi's crush, and she often fights with Wang Jingyi.

Lezheng Longya had a smirk on his face, put his hands in front of his mouth like a trumpet, and shouted, "Li Huan, Wang Jingyi wants to be..."

Before finishing the words "your plaything", Wang Jingyi pushed Lezheng Longya down at once.

With a sound of "dong", Longya fell to the ground.