Bai Sumu's claws on the back of the boy's hand showed sharp nails.No one here knows him, so he can be more presumptuous, if this boy doesn't stop, then he will scratch people.
"It's really a cat, mi (mī) mi (mī), lick, lick, lick."
The boy's other hand is ready to touch the cat.
"Meow!"
Bai Sumu was not polite, raised his paw just to squat down, and the boy who wanted to touch his big mouth familiarly.
Who is Mi (mī) Mi (mī), do you know you very well, and still "suck".
Bai Sumu slapped the boy on the left cheek, and Fazhuo slapped the boy on the right cheek.After beating, retreat quickly to prevent the boy from becoming angry and hitting him.
"I am grass."
The boy was slapped twice by the cat and was stunned. He didn't realize what happened, but he felt the slap on his face. The slap was not light, it was hot and painful.
Very fierce cat.
Since when did the school have such a vicious cat? !
"Meow."
Bai Sumu ran out of the shadows, squatted under the street lamp, and licked his paws.
Gee!
The locals are so rude.
Shanghai, university score line +10 points.
"Very black cat."
The girl was startled when she saw Bai Sumu. After seeing that the black ball was a cat, the girl's heart overflowed, and she wanted to pet the cat.
"Meow."
Bai Sumu gave the girl a blank look, what's wrong with black, do you look down on black cats, if this is placed in European and American countries, it would be politically incorrect.
"Mi (mī) mi (mī), come here, come here."
The girl bent down and waved to Bai Sumu.
"Be careful, this cat has a bad temper, and just gave me two big mouths."
The boy covered his face, and he looked at the squatting black cat with an ugly expression.
Whoa!This cat is so black, it looks like a mass of black mud, its face and ears can't be seen anywhere, if it wasn't for a tail dangling, I wouldn't be sure it was a cat.
"Not scratched."
The girl touched the boy's face and said concernedly.
"No, just slapped me twice. This cat is so strong, my face hurts now."
The boy put down his hand and let his girlfriend touch his face.
"I see, there are two cat paw prints on your face."
The girl looked at her boyfriend with a red plum blossom mark on his left face and another red plum blossom mark on his right cheek, and knew how strong this cat is.
They didn't know that Bai Sumu had pulled back his strength. If he slapped him seriously, the boy could send him flying.
Don't look at him as just a cat. It's hard to imagine how clever a cat is, bah, it's hard to imagine how strong a cat is.
Cats and cats can't be generalized, he is a cat demon, not to mention powerful and powerful, he can also kill a cow with a serious punch.
"Hey, where's the cat?"
"Ran?"
After the young couple showed their affection, they were thinking about teasing the cat, but when they looked back, they found that the cat was gone.
"Meow, meow, meow!"
Bai Sumu ran away, far, far away.
He wondered what was going on today, and it wasn't Valentine's Day, why everyone he bumped into would give him a mouthful of dog food for a cat.
I want to go home, I want to throw myself into Miku's arms, I want to lie on my fat lap, I want to sleep with Aling, I want to take a bath with Tianyi.
Contemporary college students know how to talk about love, and they don't study hard and make progress every day.
Hmph, unlike his university student, he doesn't fall in love at all, and he doesn't go astray in love at all.
Depravity, corruption, stink!
Bai Sumu ran and cursed at the same time.
He didn't think about why he didn't fall in love when he was in college. It's not only because he likes Two-dimensional, but more importantly, he stays at home, either in a dormitory or at home. fall in love.
Internet dating?
Just kidding, online dating rarely ends up as a family, and there is a possibility of overturning online dating, not all girls are as cute, gentle, and well-behaved as Aling.Although he is very irritable towards his elder brother, he is as tender as water towards his lover.
A pure passer-by, one thing to say, expecting an online dating partner to be Le Zhengling, it is better to expect an online dating partner to be Senior Beast, after all, the former is a paper person, and the latter is a real person anyway.
Bai Sumu didn't want to see the couple.
Although he felt that he was very happy when he and his wives showed affection, but as a cat, he was not happy to see others show affection.
go home.
This broken school is not coming.
Go back and throw yourself into Miku's arms, Aling's arms, Tianyi's arms, Fat Fat... Well, lying on Fat Fat's lap.
Volume 480 College Life Is So Happy: Chapter [-] Asking You How Much Worry You Can Have
Asking how much you can worry, it is a group of eunuchs who go to brothels.
Bai Sumu wanted to sleep, but he couldn't.
It wasn't that he couldn't fall asleep without his pajamas, but that someone's voice fluctuated up and down, which woke him up after a while when he was about to fall asleep with his eyes closed.
Last night, he played too late with Miku, Feifei, and Aling.
In a round of "Left [-] Dead", he was the only one fighting with high intensity and non-stop. Miku, Feifei, and Aling all had rest time.
A simple sticking game, it is like some indescribable, indescribable, unspeakable games that parents should not see.
Almost, almost, if he hadn't been better at the end, he might have sent it.
Today, Bai Sumu wanted to sleep well in the dormitory.Just falling asleep, he heard the noise from the outside world in a daze, and when he woke up, he found himself on Luo Tianyi's lap. He looked and knew that he was in a lecture theater, and Tianyi She is listening to a lecture.
When he woke up, he couldn't sleep because he wanted to sleep.
At that time, Tianyi leaned on the chair and fell asleep so much that his saliva was almost drooling. He closed his eyes, and the ups and downs of the speaker's voice made him unable to fall asleep at all.
If this person's voice was always low or high, and he could fall asleep peacefully if he kept his voice at a certain level, but the high and low voice, startled and jerky made him not only unable to fall asleep, but his heart was stimulated.
I want to find a needle to sew this man's mouth shut.
Most of the university lectures are meaningless, and the things they talk about are not nutritious, and the so-called success learning is even worse than chicken soup.
The lectures that the school listens to are not necessarily related to your major. The speaker is very good at introducing himself, but in fact he is not very good.Even if some business tycoons give you speeches at school, they talk about wild chicken soup for fooling people, not the real method of success.Talk like fart.
The students didn't want to listen, but they still came at the request of the school.
If a lecture is really good enough and the lecturer is attractive enough, there will definitely be students who are willing to listen to it, instead of being forced by the school to not want to come and thinking of ways to escape from the lecture.
The lecture that Bai Sumu listened to was meaningless, and he felt that the people above were close to saying "understand the applause".
What's the use of these things you say, and they can't make money.You talk about ideals, you look at yourself, what ideals do you have, you don’t even have ideals, you talk here in the morning, and you have to talk about it in another school in the afternoon.
Academic papers are all students', tsk tsk tsk.
Bai Sumu was in a bad mood, and asked Hatsune Miku to help check the identity of the lecturer.He didn't want to do anything at first, but after checking, he found that this guy was not clean, so he turned his backhand and made an anonymous report with his real name.
Mr. Noisy sleeps, die quickly!
Cats just want to sleep, what's wrong with cats.
Because he couldn't sleep, he could only step on Tianyi's legs as a way to vent his depression.It's a pity, this is a public place, you can step on the breasts, but you can't step on the breasts, if you are in the dormitory, he can be unscrupulous.
Now the relationship between him and Tianyi has long been holding hands and kissing little mouths, but this summer, Tianyi will be an adult and pierce the last layer of window paper.
At that time, he will no longer be Lu Bu alive, but Guan Yu.Although it is impossible to kill six generals by passing five stages, it is still necessary to pass four stages.
Zuo Tianyi, right Aling, front Feifei, and back Miku.
I hope that Tianyi is not a setting of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. Looking at his low combat effectiveness, he is actually very good at eating cats.
Bai Sumu yawned with his mouth wide open, he was thinking about whether he would turn into a dog with a piece of magical cat hair, and rush forward to bite this middle-aged uncle who was talking eloquently and didn't know what he was talking about.
Why didn't Handong University invite a bigwig in the professional field to give a speech? Why did it invite a business figure like an uncle at station B to talk about success like a dog.
The accumulation of capital is often bloody, and some people always think that their success is purely their own efforts, while denying the dividends of the times and the policy support of the country.
If hard work can succeed, the hard-working farmers and workers would have no worries about food and clothing.
It is a pity that successful people now have the right to speak. They say that they are successful through hard work, and they let the media say that they are successful through hard work. This makes many people naively believe that they really succeeded through hard work.
Personal efforts are undeniable, but some people talk about the efforts of three generations of their own family, which is too ridiculous.
Whether it is the efforts of three generations or the speculation and exploitation of three generations, this question is worth pondering.
Bai Sumu didn't want to think too much about this issue. He is a cat, so he couldn't shout out "Heaven is dead, Huangtian should be established, the age is Jiazi, and the world will be happy".
Don't be too hot!
It's really cool to say "The poor man Zhangjiao, invite the big man to die".It’s just that this is the everyday world, and it’s true to be ordinary. He thinks it’s better to leave it to the later time traveler to do big things. He believes in the command of the later time traveler. Cats are fine.
Lying on Luo Tianyi's lap, Bai Sumu, who was thinking wildly, felt a chill in his head.
Meow?
He looked up, and a drop of crystal liquid hit his nose.
Meow meow?
this is?
He controlled the desire to stick out his tongue to lick it, but stood up and looked at Tianyi's face.
Although it is inevitable to eat this thing from a beautiful girl when talking about Kiss, it is still too abnormal to eat it alone.
People can't, and neither can cats, at least not should.
After seeing the transparent liquid at the corner of the girl's mouth, Mao Mao gradually understood everything.
Good guy, what a dream, my mouth is drooling.
Don't be dreaming of eating a full banquet.
One of Bai Sumu's paws rested on Luo Tianyi's chest, and the other paw was raised to gently pat Tianyi's face.
Wake up, wake up, get up, those who can't get up at this point are lazy dogs, all hard-working Sun Xiaochuan.How can you sleep at your age.You are a college student, if you are photographed like this, you will be criticized again for the depraved status of contemporary college students.
Bai Sumu patted Luo Tianyi, but he didn't wake him up. He had no choice but to wipe Tianyi's saliva with his paw.It's not shameful to sleep in a lecture, but it's shameful to drool. Fortunately, Tianyi's seat is against the wall, next to Xinhua, Ah Ling and Feifei.
Xinhua fell asleep, Aling's eyes were blurred and she looked about to fall asleep, and Feifei was playing with her mobile phone.
After Bai Sumu wiped Luo Tianyi's saliva, his paws became wet. He rubbed on Tianyi's clothes, stepped on Xinhua's and A Ling's legs, and went to find the only one who was not asleep. and play with it.
Tianyi's legs are not as good as fat legs.
Sure enough, if there is a loss in life, there is a gain. Fatty lost her breasts, but gained long legs, which are all legs from the neck down.
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PS: sleep!Although there are only two updates, I have to go to bed before twelve o'clock!Healthy work and rest, start from me, I want to be a self-disciplined pudding!
Volume 481 College Life Is So Happy: Chapter [-] The Invincible Perfect Girl
The weather was clear and sunny.
The cat lay on the tree, watching the pedestrians coming and going under the tree.
Somewhat boring.
Bai Sumu felt bored.
The life of Maomao is very good if you say it is good, but it is not good if you say it is not good.
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