Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

In a small circle, Gua and the entertainment circle have lowered the lower limit one by one. It can't be said to be bad, it can only be called rubbish.

In the live broadcast room, Bai Sumu gave pointers to the virtual anchor industry and scolded Fang Qiu. In essence, if the live broadcast wants to make money, the final evolution method must be the fan circle.

The anchor is like this, the UP anchor is like this, the artist is like this, and the author is like this.

As long as you are famous enough, you don't care about your work. Even if the live broadcast content is like a puddle of mud, the video is like dog poop, if you draw it, you can use it to make a fire, and if you write a novel, you can use it to wipe your ass.

Entertainment to death, traffic is king.

It doesn't sound good to say that, but the problem is that this era is like this.

One word.

rotten!

[Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] This is how it is now, the popularity is astonishing, not to mention posting a song, even posting a post may become a trending search, not the trending search on Bilibili, but the trending search on Weibo.

Although it is said that Weibo can be trended on Weibo even if it is a big thing, but not all things can be easily searched.

Bai Sumu pays attention to his words and deeds in the live broadcast room. Some things can be said without any scruples, and some things can't be said casually. Don't talk nonsense, even the truth may not be said.

"You guys, let's talk about Two-dimensional, talk about paper people, please, don't keep talking about politics. Fans don't want their idols to collapse, why do you all want me to die, no There are no true fans in the live broadcast room, they are all sunspots."

Bai Sumu looked at the bullet screens in the live broadcast room asking him about the international situation or his domestic policies. He wanted to say something, but he didn't dare to say it after thinking about it.

"Why do you keep talking, don't kill yourself. If you say anything more, you will stop talking. Cough, you will be silenced."

[What? 】

[What mouth? 】

[What is the mouth ball? 】

The audience noticed Bai Sumu's slip of the tongue, and the barrage was filled with strange things.

"By the way, Tianyi is going to release a live song in two days, called 'Dancing the Theory of Happiness Without That'. When you have coins, you will hold a coin market, and those who don't have coins will be the captain."

Bai Sumu solemnly said what seemed to be an excuse.

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Not surprisingly, the barrage in the live broadcast room turned into question marks.

Some people are really shameless, and if they run out of coins, they just ask them to be the captain.

"What kind of question mark is it? Do you think the captain is not good? The admiral is fine, and the governor's words are fine. No one will keep calling their wives, and the governor will not be able to afford it."

Bai Sumu's words smelled like lemons, obviously Mingyi was married, some people, the shrimp headed people, even called Tianyi's wife.

What Cao A concealed.

Volume 555 College Life Is So Happy: Chapter [-] Defending the Tower

During the winter vacation, Bai Sumu visited relatives and friends.

Those who left were the relatives of the father-in-law, and those who visited were the friends of the mother-in-law.

He and Yan He, Luo Tianyi, and Le Zhengling were on the point of discussing marriage.No kidding, the father-in-law and mother-in-law can't wait any longer. I hope they can get married as soon as they graduate, start a family and start a business early, and have children early.

They can bring their grandchildren and grandchildren, two, uh, one, two, three, four, oh, five as long as they can go to work with peace of mind.

Bai Sumu, Yan He, Le Zhengling, Luo Tianyi, Hatsune Miku, five people, they cannot be said to be a couple, but five.

During the live broadcast, the five of them were all begging for each other.

Bai Sumu didn't want to visit relatives and friends, he really didn't expect that he would become a cat and visit relatives one day.

Is this the price, the price of opening a harem, the number of relatives who have to leave is not ordinary.

The only consolation is that he is a Fudan student with excellent academic performance, a well-known musician, and a child of another family.

Whether you are going to meet Tianyi's Seventh Aunt or the fat Eighth Aunt, you don't have to worry about seeing your relatives showing off, because the children of their family or the children of people they know are not as promising as him.

It's a pity that the issue of the harem cannot be avoided. When talking about this, he either pretends to be stupid, or runs away, or just doesn't talk to them about this issue.

Chat, chat with a hammer.

The harem master opened it, refused to accept it, and went to beat the demon spirit, and asked the police to arrest me.

Bai Sumu is so arrogant, arrogant and does not break the law, does not obtain a certificate, and does not break the law as many wives as there are wives.

"It feels like the body is being hollowed out."

On the chair, Bai Sumu stared blankly at the beam.

Not long after the winter vacation, Bai Sumu went back to the village with Yan He and Luo Tianyi. He didn't stay in the village for long, and asked Lezheng's father-in-law to drive him to Aling's hometown.

When New Year's Eve was approaching, he asked Hetu's father-in-law to pick him up again.

All three families hope that they will celebrate the New Year in their own homes.Yanliang and Luohetu are from the same village, and they kicked Lezheng Yunqi out of the game with two votes to one vote, and the two of them played mahjong all night, and finally decided to choose Baisumu New Year's Eve vesting.

Bai Sumu is a member of the Luo family, born as a cat of the Luo family, and died as a dead cat of the Luo family.

This New Year's Eve is naturally going to be spent at Luo's house, how can they go to other places.Bai Sumu is celebrating the New Year in Luo Tianyi today, next year it will depend on the situation, after all, Fei Fei, Tian Yi, and A Ling don't go back to their hometown every year.

Hatsune Miku is also in the village.

There's no way she wasn't there.

Everyone has returned to the village, and it is impossible to leave her in Luoshui City or other places to celebrate the New Year alone.

When I was feeding pigeons in the square before, I could see that Hatsune Miku was liked by children, and she was also especially liked by children in the village, much more popular than Feifei and Tianyi.

Hatsune Miku is like a king of children, running around the village with a large group of children every day.

Bai Sumu didn't understand why Hatsune Miku could only play with such a group of little ones as a freshman.But he thought about Miku's actual age, and felt that this person has grown up, and his actual age belongs to Luo, oh no, it's normal for a young Miku to play with children.

Hey, in that case, isn't he too punished?

It should be fine, he's a cat, the law can't control him.

Bai Sumu ate the snacks given by Grandma Tianyi and looked at the busy adults at home.

Although he is an adult according to the setting, he is still a child in front of the elders.Generally speaking, old people who like children have a lot of food at home, especially at Tianyi's grandparents' home, food is essential.

Candies, pastries, potato chips, spicy sticks, cola...

There are a lot of snacks at the grandparents' house, which were originally prepared for Tianyi, but now they are stuffed a lot for him.

Staying in the village, Bai Sumu felt as if he had gained weight.

Because grandparents are not worried about Tianyi, they are worried about him and Miku, saying that they are thin and short, they should eat more, just like Tianyi.

"Why are you not eating, you are eating. If this continues, you will become Tianyi."

Hatsune Miku saw Shirasumu who was swaying leisurely on the rocking chair, and reached out to grab a handful of melon seeds from his stomach.

This lazy cat is really lazy.

"Help me."

Seeing Hatsune Miku approaching, Bai Sumu reached out and grabbed Miku's other hand, and stuffed the thing he had been clutching into Miku's palm.

"..."

Hatsune Miku looked at the melon seed shell in his hand and wanted to hit someone.

"All right."

A flattering smile appeared on Bai Sumu's face.

"go to hell."

Hatsune Miku grabbed Bai Sumu's chin with one hand, and squeezed it hard.

Really, it's fine if Stinky Xiaobai doesn't peel the sunflower seeds for himself, but let himself help him throw the sunflower seeds.Other people's boyfriends always spoil their girlfriends, so why does her boyfriend want her to be spoiled by Fatty, Tianyi, and A Ling?

No way, it is a pet after all.

Hatsune Miku asked himself in his heart, looked at Bai Sumu's face and gave an answer in his heart.

The cat is so nice, why can't she be a cat.

"What's the matter, you keep staring at me, are you obsessed with my handsomeness?"

Bai Sumu touched his face and gave Miku a "Wink".

He wouldn't do it at home because it was playing with fire.But this was in the village, he did this without worrying that Miku would sit up in broad daylight and touch him directly, and he couldn't describe what happened in detail afterwards, and those who spoke in detail had to go in.

"shameless."

Hatsune Miku spat lightly.

"I'm so shy, you're so tsundere." Bai Sumu shook his head, "Miku, tsundere is a bad civilization, if you put it in a novel, it's easy to regret for life."

"Ha ha."

Hatsune Miku gave Bai Sumu a look for him to experience.

Without chatting with Bai Sumu again, Hatsune Miku held the melon seeds in one hand and wrapped the melon seed shells in the other hand and walked towards the place where the fire was lit in the house. She was going to throw all the melon seed shells in and burn them.

There isn't much fun in the country, and the internet isn't very good either.

There is basically no net in the house, there is a net near the door, although there is, but it is not good, and the net will be better if you sit outside the door.

Good, but not quite good.

It's true that the Internet is better outside, but it's cold.

This made Bai Sumu often see children wearing thick clothes, squatting like a bear or sitting outside the door with a ponytail when they were walking in the village, holding their mobile phones horizontally and playing games. "Glory of the King".

"Defend the tower, prevent the tower, prevent the tower!"

The junior high school boy from the neighbor's house shouted excitedly.

Those who knew it thought it was playing a game, those who didn't know it thought it was someone who had lost their love and yelled "let her go" on the Internet.

After 1 minute, violent swearing appeared on the opposite side, swearing at the Internet.

The network in the village is really bad.

Especially when it is snowing heavily today, it is even worse.

Volume 556 College Life Is So Happy: Chapter [-] Rewarding Yourself

Fire, burning continuously.

Bai Sumu touched the orange cat squatting by the fire, feeling a little strange.

Since he came to the village as Yan He's boyfriend, Luo Tianyi's boyfriend, he naturally couldn't be Hei Xiu, but Bai Sumu.

Petting a cat as a cat feels like touching a human being.

It would be fine if he was touching a girl, but the problem was that the cat he was touching was a tomcat, not a tomcat, but a tomcat with very big balls.

Ashamed to say, the cat's balls were bigger than his.

Bai Sumu looked at Maomao's bulging, and he was not angry, but his anger turned to the gallbladder.

bomb!

Bai Sumu flicked the cat's testicles, and as expected, the cat let out a vicious howl, realizing that it was him who wanted to scratch him after committing evil.

Oh, naive.

Cricket is an immature orange cat who actually wants to hurt me.

Bai Sumu thought twice, first dodged Mao Mao's claws, and then grabbed the back of Mao Mao's neck with one hand.

The back of fate's neck.

The orange cat struggled.

Bai Sumu smiled and threw the cat away.

The orange cat in the distance was unconvinced, the pig rushed over, Bai Sumu grabbed the back of the neck and threw the orange cat far away again.

The orange cat is still unconvinced, and history repeats itself again.

Bai Sumu looked at the furious cat who wanted to scratch and bite him, and lamented that he had finally become the person he hated the most.Whether it's showing affection or playing with cats and balls, they were all things he didn't like in the past.