Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

Le Zhengling stared at Luo Tianyi's chest, and a bold idea came to her mind.Because she is a girl, she doesn't have to worry that her bold ideas will be sanctioned by the complete constitution.

"Why are you staring at my chest shyly?"

Luo Tianyi noticed Le Zhengling's eyes, and she covered her chest with her hands uncomfortable being watched.

"It's nothing, it just feels like the nutrition of your brain has been absorbed by you."

Le Zhengling wanted to poke her with her index finger, but Luo Tianyi, who had been on guard for a long time, grabbed her hand.

Dah!

No chest poking!

Even girls are not allowed!

In the school, the girls are waiting for the cafeteria to be deserted, while Bai Sumu, who is fishing wild on the mountain, is rescuing the drowning wild boar he caught.

The wild boar was dying at this moment, because he had a club on the head, ah no, because he was drowning.

In order to save Zhuzhu from drowning, Bai Sumu decided to perform an operation on Zhuzhu.

Normally, surgery requires a scalpel, but unfortunately he is not a doctor and does not have a scalpel, so he uses a kitchen knife and a bone cutter instead, and there is no operating table, so he uses a chopping board instead.

But before the operation, the pigs have to be bathed. There are too many hairs and too dirty, which is not convenient for the operation.

Boil water in a pot, rinse the pigs with hot water, and shave the pigs.

Bathing a wild boar alone is a big project, and it took Bai Sumu a lot of time to wash a black, dirty wild boar white and tender.

After that, there is an operation, bloodletting the pig, ah no, it is watering.

Drowning, the pig's belly is full of water, so it needs to be put away properly.

"I'm so kind."

Bai Sumu looked at the white and fat wild boar and lamented his kindness.

It's just that the current situation is not optimistic. Although I am trying my best to treat it, the pigs who were still breathing a little before taking a bath were completely silent after taking a bath.This is because the washing was so comfortable and I went to heaven, but I accidentally fell asleep and immersed myself in dreamland.

Bai Sumu ignored the wound on the pig's neck, and also ignored the tree trunk he threw aside and hit the wild boar's head by mistake. He worked hard and devoted himself to helping the poor drowning pig.

Well, no kidding.

Normally speaking, he would not catch or kill wild boars, even if the fisherman would never fly, he would not do so.

This time, the wild boar will be hunted, and it is purely the dead pig's own fault.

He was fishing at that time, and a big fish took the bait. I don't know when the wild boar appeared, and when he was wrestling with the fish, it was a life-threatening blow to him.

He was knocked into the river, but the fish ran away. He saw that the shadow in the river seemed to be a very big fish.

How can this be tolerated, copying the net is not copying the net to catch fish, but copying the net to catch wild boars.

A cat has a small mind.

It is said that those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black. Miku was polluted by his H, and Miku's narrow-mindedness also polluted him.

Fire up the oil!

Had wild boar steak tonight.

Bai Sumu was a bit too busy by himself, so after Yan He and the others came back from lunch, he found Yan He and Tian Yi.

Enough for three people.

It will definitely be a hearty meal tonight. Although the wild boar has not been marinated, the taste is very spicy, but if it is handled well, the taste will not be too bad.

The pigs were handled by Baisumu, and the dishes were cooked by Yan He and Luo Tianyi.

In the evening, Kagamine Ling and Hatsune Miku came back from watching the movie and were shocked to see a table of dishes.

Hatsune Miku is okay, I saw what happened after watching the group, Kagamine Rin didn’t read the group, I don’t know what happened, I thought it was a festival today, and I had such a big dinner tonight.

Then when she knew that Bai Sumu caught a swimming and drowning wild boar, she stopped in Bengbu.

fishing?boar?Swim?drowning?

How does this sound, why does it sound wrong.

Is it too outrageous? Wild boars can swim without any problem. It is also possible for wild boars to drown, but wild boars are caught, ah...

The strength of the cat demon is understandable, but are the fishing rod, fishing line, and hook so strong, and are they all continuous? !

However, such a life is really good.

Jingyinling smelled the aroma of the food and listened to the noise of the girls. This kind of life is really leisurely and comfortable, making people want to go on like this forever.

Volume 602 College Life Is Really Happy: Chapter [-] Invitation to Variety Shows

[Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] I received an invitation from a variety show.

This is not the first time [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] has been invited to a variety show, and it won't be the last.

"Does any of you want to participate in a variety show?"

Bai Sumu asked Xinhua, Yanhe and Jingyinling who were in the living room as soon as he knew about it.

"No, dogs don't even go to variety shows." Xinhua showed a disgusted expression, and complained thoughtfully, "Those celebrities and hosts are all masters, they can laugh when they eat caviar, and when they hold wine , You can still laugh with a bowl in the refrigerator. A group of idiots who suck too much fans [beep——!] are just like those idiots who diss me if they want shit and eat too much. They are all stupid [beep——!] —!]."

Because there happened to be a rap singer Diss Xinhua in the past few days, Xinhua was particularly flammable and explosive, and she often smeared honey in a refined and easy-going way.

"Indeed, they are all stupid [beep——!]."

Bai Sumu nodded in agreement, whether it is the entertainment circle of this world or the entertainment circle of another world, they are all stupid [beep——! 】Clubs, normal people have, few.

Not to mention that people are rich, Penguin and Ali are still losing their mother and their whole family every second.

"We don't need to participate in variety shows to earn popularity, but they want to take advantage of our popularity."

Le Zhengling rested her chin on one hand and kept yawning.Everyone played serious games too late last night, and she got up early again today, and she was a little sleepy in the afternoon.

"It is."

Xinhua nodded.Most celebrities participate in variety shows for money and popularity.They [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] don’t lack money for their words, and they don’t lack for their popularity. They don’t need to participate in variety shows like those stars, to follow the script to be funny and stupid, and sometimes they have to bear the stupid [beep——! ] The host and the silly [beep——! 】 Star gas.

If this is unlucky, it will be uncomfortable if you have a variety show with an annoying star.

"I want to participate in "Boys and Girls Go Forward."

Suddenly, a blue scallion essence appeared.

"Wow!"

When Kagamine Rin saw Hatsune Miku suddenly appearing behind her, her face turned pale with fright.

"Miku, you're scaring me to death!"

With lingering fear, Jing Yinling patted the chest that wasn't grand, but it wasn't flat but enough to make Yan and envy.

"Sorry!" Hatsune Miku apologized without sincerity, "If you are scared to death, you can become a ghost, and then you can fly."

"That's not flying, that's floating."

Le Zhengling, who plays Pokémon, doesn't think floating counts as flying.

"All the same, all the same."

Hatsune Miku said not to care about these details.

"I don't want to die."

Jing Yinling said angrily, she is still young, she has not experienced the pain of love, nor experienced the pain and beauty of love.

"Life is alive, you have to be brave to try."

Hatsune Miku grinned and said vicious words.

"This is dying, not trying."

Jingyinling's Chinese is getting better and better, and she can easily play the flower planter's meme.

"What is trying not to try?"

Xinhua didn't understand.

"Try, try to die, a try for an exam, a die for die."

After understanding, Le Zhengling explained to Xinhua the profound culture of the Huahua family.

"I am starving."

At this time, Luo Tianyi who was chewing spicy strips appeared.

The guy had something in his mouth and was still yelling that he was hungry.

"Eat yours, don't make noise."

Bai Sumu came behind Luo Tianyi, put his hands on her shoulders and pushed her into the kitchen.

"Do it yourself when you're hungry, don't think we'll do it for you."

Hearing Luo Tianyi's cry of hunger, Bai Sumu knew that she wanted to eat something hot, but she didn't want to do it herself.

"I don't!"

Luo Tianyi hugged Bai Sumu and acted like a baby.

As an adult, she is as childish as ever.

"Neither do I."

Bai Sumu refused coldly.

"If you don't make it for me, then I will eat you."

Luo Tianyi saw that it was not enough to be soft, but he wanted to be firm.

"What a pervert, Ni Zukai!"

Bai Sumu was startled when he saw Luo Tianyi began to pull his pants.

I'm stupid, there are sluts!

"I don't, since you won't cook for me, let me eat until you're full."

Luo Tianyi grabs Bai Sumu and doesn't let go.

This guy doesn't cook for herself, so she can only find food from this guy.

"Nonsense, you can't get enough of me if you eat my whole body, don't, no, it's not enough for your appetizer."

Bai Sumu was scared.

What kind of vixen is this, why is he trying to suck up the cat!

"Take a sip."

Luo Tianyi licked his tongue.

"What are you doing in the kitchen, are you Ghs?"

In the living room, Hatsune Miku's voice came over.

"Yes."

"No."

Luo Tianyi and Bai Sumu gave completely opposite answers.

"What are you doing."

Hatsune Miku heard that after Ghs, they became more energetic, let's go together, together, let's have that kind of party together.

"I'm cooking. Tianyi is hungry and wants to eat. You came just in time. You can cook for her lazy dog."

Seeing Hatsune Miku, Bai Sumu pulled her into the kitchen, and then he went out of the kitchen and locked Tianyi and Miku inside.

"..."

"..."

Luo Tianyi and Hatsune Miku looked at each other speechlessly.

How could the protagonist leave, and the play couldn't go on.

There is no way, you can’t eat cats, so make something else to eat.