Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

Volume 83: Her Royal Highness The World's No. [-] Princess: Chapter [-] The Water Is Clear and No Fish

night.

Bai Sumu lay in his cat's litter, unwilling to move.

He will sleep here tonight, and if he doesn't want to come out of the nest, he won't sleep with Tianyi.

It's getting colder and colder every day. There is no air conditioner in the house, and there is no heating. The heater that Luohetu bought is not used when sleeping, and it is not used when sleeping.

Because he was worried about the fire of the electric blanket, it was useless at home, and his family and he survived the winter by staying upright.

But even if he was upright, he was still cold, not only cold, but also wet.

The damp and cold air penetrates into the bed, the position of the feet is always cold when sleeping, and the edge is also cold.

Bai Sumu is more fortunate that he is a cat and can sleep with his hands in his hands.With all four legs pressed under the body, there is no need to worry about cold feet.

There is a thick blanket on the back. I heard from my mother-in-law that this blanket was used by Tianyi when she was a child. From when she was a baby, she wrapped it on her back, to when she was a toddler and in the first and second grades of elementary school, she used an anti-wetting pad, and then watched TV to cover her legs. blanket and now a cat blanket.

In terms of age, this blanket is much older than Tianyi.

This blanket is older, and the blanket under Bai Sumu's body is older. The mother-in-law said it was her mother's dowry, and it was given to her later, and it was used by Tianyi later, and now it also belongs to his cat.

Compared with the blanket covered, this blanket can be said to be the elder of the three dynasties, having experienced three generations of grandma, mother, and daughter.

"Meow?"

Snowing? !

Baisumu's cat nests in the corner of the living room, where he can see the balcony and the sky outside.

On snowy nights, the sky will be very bright, and he has very good eyesight. He saw the heavy snow falling in the sky outside.

【Snowing! 】

Bai Sumu closed his eyes and immediately went online on the computer to send this message to Le Zhengling. He knew that A Ling was probably asleep, but he was so happy that he wanted to share this news with A Ling as soon as possible. He also sent this message to Miku. A message, in order to show that his rain and dew are all wet, he sent a message between two groups.

【So touched, send a group message】

【Rain and dew evenly】

【Want to applaud you】

Hatsune Miku posted an applause emoticon pack, this emoticon pack has been popular in Tieba this year, and it comes from friends from "Diablo".

Hatsune Miku, who is surfing the Internet intensively, almost never fought Baisumu Doutu last time. How could he not collect more emoticons to avoid losing in the outbreak of World War II.This emoticon package seems to be cheering you on, but anyone with a discerning eye can see that it is mocking you.

【What are you doing so politely】

【you are welcome】

【I love you! 】

Bai Sumu pretended not to see Hatsune Miku's ridicule, and accepted Miku's "compliment" without Bilian.

【It's true that the water is so clear that there are no fish, and people are so cheap and invincible】

[Trees without bark will surely die, people without shame are invincible in the world]

Hatsune Miku continued to mock, this guy is becoming more and more shameless.

【I am a cat】

Bai Sumu's one word was the lore, and Hatsune Miku didn't send a message for several minutes.

【stamp】

Bai Sumu sent a message, but the other party didn't reply.

[stamp]

Bai Sumu sent another message, but the other party still didn't reply.

[stamp stamp]

Bai Sumu sent a third message, and this time the person replied.

[No poking! 】

【pinch】

【Do not pinch】

【rub】

【Dirty! 】

【? 】

Bai Sumu was puzzled, why did he become obscene, rubbing his head was obscene, he didn't rub it often.

He who really had no bad idea was puzzled for three seconds, and finally understood what Miku meant.

What is this scallion spirit thinking in his head.

【? ? 】

Hatsune Miku saw Bai Sumu put a question mark, and she replied with two question marks.

[I'm talking about rubbing my head]

【How dirty】

【You don't think of rubbing some astringent place, do you?】

Baisumu is righteous and strict.

Rub your head?I don't believe it!Hatsune Miku didn't believe that Bai Sumu's thoughts just now were pure. Wearing yellow glasses, when she saw the word rubbing, she associated it with astringent things.

【I listen carefully, pervert】

Hatsune Miku doesn't believe it, since the beginning of dating, Xiaobai's words and deeds have gradually exposed his nature as a lewd cat, this guy must be full of dirty thoughts.

Seeing that Hatsune Miku didn't believe it, Bai Sumu found it funny.To go to Puyo Puyo is also to find Tianyi and A Ling, you electronic ghost that I can't touch, can Puyo Puyo touch the display screen.

He can't say this, it's easy to make Miku "born as an electronic ghost, I'm sorry", and it's easy to make her get angry and ignore him.

[Where am I being horny, if I was horny, I would have licked the screen at you on the screen long ago]

[You know some people say that licking the screen is really licking]

【I remember you said that you saw it outside】

The outside that Bai Sumu said refers to the outside of the computer at home, that is, other people's computers and networks in other places.

[Yes, I have seen other things that hurt the eyes]

Hatsune Miku remembered that when he didn't know Bai Sumu before, he stayed in a computer and had nothing to do, eating viruses and playing, and found that the owner of the computer played some hot movies in Tokyo and did things that adults love to do with his girlfriend.

【what? 】

Bai Sumu was curious.

Hatsune Miku did not hide anything and told Bai Sumu what she saw outside using the computer screen or computer camera to hurt her eyes.

【LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL】

The more Bai Sumu listened to it, the more he found it funny. Miku ran around in other people's computers and inevitably encountered such things. No one would have thought that there was an electronic ghost hidden in his computer. They thought there was no one else. Isn't it normal to turn off the computer and do such and such things?

Of course, Hatsune Miku must have seen more than H's affairs, she had also seen the murder scene, the burglary scene and the robbery scene.Those who can help, she will naturally help a bunch, such as calling the police and finding ways to remind the victim, so as to be a light of righteousness.

【Do not laugh】

【what's so funny】

[Seeing those pictures, I have nightmares every day when I sleep]

Hatsune Miku couldn't help getting angry when she saw Bai Sumu's "hahaha". The pictures she saw caused her young heart to be greatly hurt, and this guy can still laugh.

The sorrows and joys of people are not connected, and the sorrows and joys of electronic ghosts and cats are even less connected.

【good good】

【Do not laugh】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】

Bai Sumu's three messages made Hatsune Miku instantly imagine a cat that promised not to laugh on the surface, and pretended to be serious for a second before laughing.

【Ignore you! 】

[Let's play by yourself! 】

[Smelly stuff! 】

Hatsune Miku is invisible, and the gray head tells Bai Sumu, "I'm ignoring you!"

Generally speaking, people with high EQ will try to coax girls, but unfortunately, Bai Sumu has a low EQ, so instead of trying to coax Miku, he thinks that if he ignores me, he should just ignore me.

Not only did he not coax people, but he responded with a sentence that added fuel to the fire.

【Okay, I'm sleeping】

Hatsune Miku, who was looking forward to Bai Sumu's coaxing, saw the word "well" appearing on the head of the message, and a green onion appeared out of thin air in his hand, and he held it tightly.

I really want to shoot this stinky cat to death~! ! !

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Volume 84: Her Royal Highness The World's No. [-] Princess: Chapter [-] Dabaa!

Luoshui City.

Today's wind is very noisy.

Bai Sumu lay on the tree trunk, lazily watching the "literary girl" wearing a beret under the tree looking for him everywhere.

Since Xinhua knew that he lived in this community, she basically came to him every day, trying to lift the curse that did not exist on him.

When the students in Class 7 of Xia Yun Middle School were in physical education class, he entered the classroom of Class 7 of Year [-] and went to Xinhua's seat to look around.I found the name "Xinhua" in my homework and textbooks.It is determined that the girl wearing the beret is Xinhua, not just because she looks like her.

There are many romantic novels in Xinhua's desk, with sad lyrics and sad literary sentences written on the desk.These sad lyrics and painful literary sentences are also in her notebook. Not only these sentences are in the notebook, but also the romance novel written by Xinhua.

It is said to be a romance novel, but in Bai Sumu's eyes, it is a comedy novel.

The eyes of the characters in the novel are fan-shaped charts.

The villain always sneers, sneers, and sarcastically, saying "you deserve it too"; Not good"; the male took the initiative to move and smiled charmingly, sternly and domineeringly, saying "Woman, you are playing with fire", "Damn, this woman is too sweet", "Damn, you are my woman".

Bai Sumu didn't know how Xinhua wrote it. He was so embarrassed when he saw Xinhua's novel that he wanted to dig a hole in it.

God, what is this kid thinking and writing about, why can he have so many messy thoughts at such a young age.

He would call Xinhua a literary girl, mainly because he thought of the literary girl in "Daily Life of High School Boys". That literary girl only wrote novels and often performed confusing behaviors.

Literary girls write novels, and Xinhua also writes novels.

Literary girls have confusing behaviors, and Xinhua Kiss cats are also confusing behaviors.

Literary girls are two-dimensional girls, and Xinhua is also a two-dimensional girl.

So the equation is established, literary girl = Xinhua, that is, Xinhua = literary girl.

Bai Sumu didn't expect Xinhua to be so persistent towards him, and came to him every day to undo the curse on him.

If it's the same Kiss as last time or an enhanced version of Kiss, he can reluctantly cooperate with Xinhua's illness.But last time Xinhua said that Kiss doesn't work, maybe it's because he wants to throw him against the wall.

Kiss the little mouth, yes.

Throw the wall, daba!

"Got you!"

After searching for a long time, Xinhua finally found the black cat on the tree.

"Meow."

Seeing that Xinhua had found him, Bai Sumu wagged his tail leisurely.It seems to say that you found me, and then what?

"Come down, don't you want to change into a human?"

Xinhua shouted at the cat on the tree.