Why does the Ruined King still fall in love?

"I'm clearly supporting you with all my heart... I'm also trying to hold back my shame, and I know that this kind of thing is not suitable for me."

"The caring that is usually completely invisible appears at this time!? Hiccup—"

Isshiki Yu seemed a little pissed off, trying to hold back the pain of hiccups and complaining about Bikigu Hachiman.

"It seems that I am also a man who twists himself for his girlfriend."

"Suddenly became a good boyfriend!? Why did this enter the awakening event at such a good time! I have already received the wish, so please don't do it!"

"Got it, got it—"

Hikigu Hachiman, who had had enough fun, stopped messing around, and quietly waited for Ishiroha to drink water.

Putting such a nonchalant boyfriend aside, Yi Shiroyu drank all the water in the bottle in one go.

"Phew...it's all right again—hiccup—"

"Looks like it won't work..."

Hikigu Hachiman also felt a little pity, and continued to look for the next method.

"Hmmm..... If there are other methods, it's still a common method like being surprised. Do you want to watch scary videos on your mobile phone?"

"No, no, no, no! If you want me to read these things, it's better to let me continue to hiccup!"

It seems that she hates the horror genre very much, and Hikigu Hachiman's suggestion was strongly rejected by her.

"From this point of view, is it only my efforts to surprise you?"

"Um. Sorry but, come on... hicc—"

Isshiroba begged Hikigu Hachiman with a bitter face.

To be watched like this is a heavy responsibility.

"Is that so... Iroha, listen to one thing."

"What, what?"

Hikigaya Hachiman looked at her seriously, and Isiroba straightened his back nervously.

"Actually - getting drunk doesn't add to the fun, but it will affect the quality of sex."

"Hey, is that so? This is the first time I've heard... hiccup—"

Seeing that Isshiroyu continued to hiccup after listening, Hikigaya Hachiman shook his head, rethinking how to deal with it.

"Is it not enough..."

"You won't tell me that what happened just now is what you want to surprise me!?"

"Are you really startled?"

"It's really a surprise! But these little intellectual surprises can't stop the hiccups! Hiccup—"

"Is there no way out now..."

"It's too fast! Will there be a little less cards in hand!?"

But even if he was said like this, Hikigaya Hachiman had no other way to stop hiccups. He was a man who had no chance of surprises, so he really didn't have many ways to startle people.

If it doesn't work, it can only be corrected by special means.

How about using arcane power to reshape Yishiroyu's body?

That kind of side effect is a bit big, after all, Yishishiyu's body can't bear the infusion of arcane energy.

"How about co-existing with it after giving up and stopping the hiccups? I've already made up my mind to accept Isikayu, who can't stop hiccupping just like now?"

"I don't need such an awareness! Why don't you give up!"

Any other means... hmmm—.

"Ah, compared to this Ichishiroha, you have something glued to your eyebrows?"

"Isn't this completely boring and starting to change the subject... hiccup. By the way, where is it?"

While complaining, Isshiroha was quite concerned and blinked a few times to try to make the thing fall off.

"You can't get it off like this. I'll help you get it off, just close your eyes first."

"Yeah. Please."

Isshiroha closed her eyes briskly.

Hikigaya Hachiman reached out to her—and hugged her like this.

Perfectly wrapped in Hikigu Hachiman's arms, Isshiroha's soft body exuded a sweet aroma.

"Uwah—!? What, what's the matter!?"

Isshiroha was startled by the unexpected action, and moved frantically in Hikigaya Hachiman's arms.

Hikigaya Hachiman embraced her like this, and whispered in her red ear.

"Yi Cai Yu, I love you."

"......!?"

Hikigaya Hachiman's strange behavior made Isshiroha's body stiff.

Taking advantage of this time, Hikigaya Hachiman let go of Ishiroha from her embrace, her face flushed like this, and her mouth opened and closed like a goldfish.

"Ah, woo... Suddenly, what happened suddenly..."

"Hiccup, have you stopped?"

"Eh... ah..."

Such a colorful feather seems to have discovered her own state.

"Could it be that what you said just now was to surprise me?"

"Well, it is."

After nodding in agreement, Hikigu Hachiman looked away, picked up the document on the table and continued to read.

Although I felt a little bad, but at that moment, this was the only thing that flashed through my mind, so there was nothing I could do.

"...Thank me. It's great to have a boyfriend who is willing to twist himself for his girlfriend."

"Thank you. But, I feel like I owe you a little?"

After calming down, Isshiroha made an unexpected speech.

"...you still owe a little?"

Hikigaya Hachiman turned his gaze back to Isiroha, her face was still red, but her expression seemed to be a bit mischievous.

"Surprised, isn't it? Maybe if I do the same thing again, it will completely startle me and stop hiccupping?"

"...Hey. Stop rubbing your nose and face. You're completely hiccup-free now, aren't you?"

"That's not the case. Hiccup (great read)—"

"It's full of deliberate lies, you can see through it at a glance?"

"Hey——, once again! Once again! I want to see the handsomeness of senior again!"

"I'll show you a ghost!"

Sure enough, you shouldn't do things you're not used to, Hikigu Hachiman thought in his heart.

"I love you, One Color Feather."

"What, senior, can't you say it well...that...senior?"

"Your face is so red, what's wrong?"

"Want...to do?"

"here?"

"Um......"

So the work that was supposed to be done during working hours was pushed to the evening as a matter of course.

Chapter 37 On How to Make Yumiko Miura Submissive

"Huh—the progress of the work is quite advanced. How about stopping here for today?"

Hikigaya Hachiman and Miura Yuiko are on duty at the school student council office today.

Although Yumiko Miura is the head player of the tennis club, according to the management regulations of Dongda University, joining the club will not affect her employment in the student union, as long as she is on duty reasonably.So Yumiko Miura is also a member of the school's student union, but because she wants to participate in the tennis club training activities, she is only an ordinary member.

After the daily documents of the student council that he and Yumiko Miura had been dealing with came to an end, Hikigaya Hachiman suggested while stretching his body.

"Well. It's almost dark already. Let's end the day here."

Yumiko Miura, who was sitting on an office chair next to Hikigaya Hachiman with a document in her hand, nodded slightly, watching the setting sun shining outside the window, and agreed with Hikigaya Hachiman's suggestion.

After the two packed up all the documents that had been processed, they reached for the schoolbag placed on the table.

"Ah...the linear algebra textbook, I missed it and forgot to take it in the classroom. It is obviously needed for homework...I can't get it now."

While arranging the schoolbag, Yumiko Miura saw that there were missing textbooks in the schoolbag, and muttered bitterly.

"Would you like me to go with you?"

"No need. It's just a textbook, so it's okay to go back before Takio?"

Although most of the time Yumiko Miura calls Biqigu Hachiman the same name as other girls who are close to her, but like her good girlfriend Yuihama Yui, Miura Yumiko also has an exclusive title for Biqigu Hachiman, That is, 'big tail'.

However, unlike Yuigahama Yui, who always talks about "Xiaoqi" and is almost bound to this nickname, Yumiko Miura only occasionally calls Hikigaya Hachiman "Hikio".

"No, I'll wait for you."

The sunshine time has also become very short, and I always feel guilty for letting Yumiko Miura go home alone.

It can be regarded as compensation for not being able to stay together most of the time like ordinary couples.

"Thank you."

Hearing Hikigaya Hachiman's concerned answer, Yumiko Miura had a nice smile on her face.

A little uncomfortable with this kind of ambiguous situation between lovers, Hikigu Hachiman looked out the window, the afterglow of the setting sun was piercing his eyes.

"...Speaking of which, it's time for the Seven Unbelievables from the campus to appear."

The red light of the setting sun reminded Hikigu Hachiman of the rumors he had heard before.

Even Hikigaya Hachiman didn't have much of an impression of who proposed it first, but Yuihama Yui seemed to be very interested in this kind of thing, and by the way, Hikigaya Hachiman learned about it.

Although Yuihama Yui is not very interested in studying, she is particularly interested in these weird things...

"Seven Unbelievable? Hey, does our school have something like that?"

Yumiko Miura seemed to be a little surprised when she heard it for the first time.

"Yeah. The dormitory on our campus is only on the fourth floor because of the early establishment of the school? However, when the sunset turns the stairs red like now, you can reach the legendary fifth floor. Well, I heard that if you go, you can’t come back.”

This is probably the version heard by Yubihama Yui, but it is not known whether she has exaggerated or not.

"Biography, the legendary fifth floor?"

"That's right. By the way, even if you notice something strange on the way and turn back, you will never be able to go back underground. The moment you step on the stairs, you have already entered a different world... probably like this."

Well, exaggerated or not, these are just the kind of rumors you see everywhere.

Speaking of it, it seems a bit inappropriate to talk about horror and ghost stories in this season.

Let's stop here on the topic of Qibumi.

"Then, I'll wait for you, so hurry up and get the textbook back."

"No, I can't. I won't be going back to the classroom anymore..."

Yumiko Miura abruptly retracted her foreword.

"What happened all of a sudden. Miura Yumiko, who is desperately trying to maintain the evaluation of other people's queens, wants to be lazy and not do her homework?"

"It's not you! Why did you say such a horrible thing just before I went to the classroom! I can no longer go to the classroom alone! The way home is also very scary, so please send me to the door!"

Hikigaya Hachiman looked at Yumiko Miura, her face became very pale.

It seems that Qibumi is quite scary to her.