Why does the Ruined King still fall in love?

Isshiroba didn't seem to notice that she started talking about something incredible.

Are you thinking... are you going to challenge your senior sister Yukinoshita Yukino head-on?

Courage is commendable, but Ichishiroyu, are you really ready to face Yukinoshita Yukino's older sister, Yukinoshita Yoshino, and her mother Yukinoshita Yukihime?

Yukinoshita Yoshino is okay, but Yukinoshita Yukihime is a ruthless character that even Yuigahama Yui's mother can't confront head-on.

But after thinking about it for a while, he found that he was not the one who was responsible for the accident, so Hikigu Hachiman nodded in agreement.

But he still agreed directly without being so unscrupulous, and finally changed his words when he wanted to admit it.

"Ah, that's it. It's enough for Isiroha to introduce girls to me. Isshiroha, you have such a wide relationship, it should be very easy. If you are taken care of to this extent, it will indeed become me. You can't live without it..."

Hikigaya Hachiman interpreted and agreed with Isiroha's speech, but her mood became worse.

"Hey, you don't need to be introduced to a girl with a nice and cute personality, right? Isn't there one here?"

Isshiroha, who started talking strangely again, replied.

"Are you talking about... the heroine of the light novel I'm reading right now? That, Isshiroha. I'm not the type to marry a two-dimensional character , although the illustration of the heroine is really pretty."

"you--!"

As if the accumulated dissatisfaction was finally about to erupt, Isshiroha kept poking Hikigaya Hachiman's flanks with the index fingers of both hands.

"Ah, it's very itchy! Is it a foul to shoot the stomach?"

"I—don't—listen!"

I poke, I poke, I poke poke!

"Understood, I surrender. I was wrong."

After receiving satisfactory feedback, Hikigaya Hachiman raised his hands and surrendered, and Isshiroha's offensive finally stopped.

Although still looking unhappy.

"...Senior—this idiot..."

Isshiroha got into trouble after all, found a chair and sat down in a corner of the school student council office where there were only Hikigaya Hachiman and Isshiroha.

"That... isn't it because you made a joke at the beginning that it became like this?"

"Hmm——"

Yishiroyu puffed up her cheeks on purpose, as if she was showing a look of "pay attention to me".

It's okay to just leave it alone, and after sighing, Hikigu Hachiman also walked towards Isshiroha.

"Then, what is Isiroba's real dream?"

Hikigaya Hachiman brought the topic back, and after Isiroha thought for a while, he turned his face away and replied.

"...Make a boyfriend who won't play tricks on me and treats me gently."

Yi Caiyu seemed to be awkward, but spoke softly.

Here comes this guy again, I really don't know how to react to such cute revenge from her.

"I see. Will find a way to make it happen."

Hikigaya Hachiman gently held Isiroha's hand, and she finally returned to a good mood, looking at him a little shyly.

"...Well. I'm looking forward to it."

This one-color feather, which is a bit shy like this, reveals a cuteness that makes people inadvertently fascinated.

"senior--"

"Huh? What's wrong."

Hikigaya Hachiman responded to Isiroha's cute and sweet little voice.

"Senior, do you want a kiss?"

"Is it working hours now?"

"It's okay, right? Although I'm on duty, it's time for a break right now? Besides, all the seniors have classes, and Komachi also has classes. In the student council office today, there will only be seniors and me alone, okay?"

Yi Caiyu is such a person, once powered on, he will become very bold and become a perfect school girl who is neither arrogant nor coquettish.

Then, that perfect image of a cute school girl was instantly shattered.

"Woo meow ah ah ah ah ah!?"

Accompanied by a meow, Yishiroyu slammed into Hikigaya Hachiman's arms.

"What? Iroha wants to become a cat like Yukinoshita Yukino?"

The shock of being suddenly hugged by a girl, coupled with the stronger physical shock on top of that (although the scale is not very large, Yukinoshita Yukino is not small), caused Hikigu Hachiman to express doubts. sound.

"Why don't you talk? What's the matter?"

Hikigaya Hachiman, who was a little unsteady due to the impact, asked Isshiroha.

"Spider, spider...at...at..."

Isshiroha replied in a hoarse voice while hugging Hikigaya Hachiman's back with such strength that it seemed to break Hikigaya Hachiman's back.

"What...? Eh, the spider is...?"

Why do you suddenly say such strange words in this situation?

"No! It's a spider! A spider appears!"

"What, it's a spider."

So much fuss, I thought that something big happened, so it turned out that there were only spiders.

Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but sighed, but Isshiroha stared at him dissatisfied.

"What kind of face do you have! Let me tell you first, it's not just a spider! It's a super invincible spider! Maybe it's poisonous!"

"I see, can you calm down first?"

Hikigaya Hachiman gently rubbed Isiroba's little head to comfort her.

Suddenly, at this moment, Hikigaya Hachiman saw a shadow moving at high speed at his feet.

Looking down, there was a spider obviously bigger than his palm——

With such a large body, it is a creature of the high spider family.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Isshiroba quickly circled behind Hikigaya Hachiman, and got on his back like a frightened child.

"Come down, idiot! Are you too naughty? How could such a big tall spider creature be poisonous? Are you still a female college student when you are scared like this!"

"No, no, no! My feet are on the floor with such a big spider, what if it climbs on my body! You can enjoy the opportunity of being in close contact with me here. Be happy! How about thanking the spider too!? "It's all because of you that I can make love to my favorite Isiroha-chan"!"

"When are you narcissistic, you are really stubborn."

And Hikigu Hachiman also didn't enjoy the leeway of this intimate contact because of the appearance of an unpleasant spider that was bigger than expected.

"In short, let's go outside first, senior—"

"I know, so don't move around on other people's backs?"

The two turned their heads and decided to walk outside the office.

However, the spider circled in front of the two of them faster than them, blocking the original route.

"Ahhh! Senior——, back up! Back—back up!"

"Whoa, don't pull me, my back is not a washboard!"

Just like that, he backed away with Isshiroha on his back, and it became the appearance of Isshiroha and Kiya Hachiman using the hunchback to decide the outcome.

"Eh, ah, sorry!"

Isshiro Yu, who seemed to have returned to normal, suddenly relaxed his strength.

"Don't move around, wait... if you suddenly relax—!"

Here too, in order to resist the strength of Isshiroha, his legs stepped on the ground hard, and suddenly he became a state of Hikigaya Hachiman unilaterally exerting force.

As a result, the two lost their balance and fell forward to the ground together.

"Ugh-"

"I told you not to move."

Being sandwiched between the floor and Isshiroha, Hikigaya Hachiman sighed.

Because it is completely on the ground with the face, even if this level of impact will not affect the strengthened body at all, the nose still feels a little strange.

"...One Color Feather, are you alright?"

Hikigaya Hachiman wanted to confirm the current situation, and raised his depressed head.

--soft.

Suddenly, he felt the back of his head surrounded by something soft.

"babble!?"

Immediately afterwards, Yi Caiyu's mournful cry.

She immediately hurried away from Hikigaya Hachiman.

This touch.

Was it just now...

Hikigaya Hachiman turned around with some surprise, and found Isshiroha covering his chest with his face flushed.

"So, on purpose?"

"No. It was an accident."

Hikigaya Hachiman raised his hands to declare his innocence.

"Lie! Under normal circumstances, you won't raise your head!"

"If you fall down in that way, it's not normal not to look up. The only thing I want to say is "Thank you, spider, it's all because of you that I can have sex with my favorite Isiroha-chan"?"

"Is there really someone who would be grateful to someone like this—! You lucky pervert in disguise!"

"Who is pretending! This is a real lucky pervert! Besides, ninety-nine percent of this is your fault!"

"Ugh..."

Hikigaya Hachiman responded directly with positive comments, and Isshiroha also consciously fell silent.

Then, while these things were happening, the spider was probably scared by the two of them, and left the student council office with the door open.

"Ah... finally, finally left."

Seeing the natural enemy's exit, Ling Yishiyu also sighed.

"It really has become incredible..."

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Isshiroba stopped him as if he had read Hikigaya Hachiman's heart, and immediately looked serious as if he had noticed something.

"Senior... the spider is not poisonous, right...? It would be troublesome if it breeds indoors!"

"I understand a little bit, but if you want to make you feel at ease, how about looking it up online?"

"Well, please. I can't even see pictures of spiders..."

Hikigu Hachiman imagined it for a while, frowning, with goosebumps all over his body.

It seems a little cute, and I also seem to be a little twisted. I want to see the weird look of the school girl I like.

After taking out the phone, Hikigaya Hachiman entered several characteristics of the spider just now.

"Hmm...Ah, it's this guy. White-fronted tall spider."

"What about toxicity? Is it toxic?"

"Don't worry, it's non-toxic. On the contrary, it looks bad, but it looks like a beneficial insect. The reason is... there are a few cockroach hunters in the biological world. Because they move between houses to chase cockroaches, there are usually this spider. There must be cockroaches in my home..."

While reading, Yishiroyu felt a strong sense of tension in his heart.

"Ex, senior——, this means——"