Why does the Ruined King still fall in love?

You have to think about being able to execute those instructions, otherwise you can't turn over the cards while thinking like this.

"Then, it's my turn!"

Like this, Kawasaki Keika once again turned over the card that he didn't know what was on the other side.

It says... "Massage".

"Great. That's the right way!"

Kawasaki Jinghua made a victory gesture, and turned over another "Jimo" card that he had known in the previous round, so that the two cards were paired.

"Then Xiaoba, please~~"

"No idea......"

Hikigaya Hachiman walked around behind Kawasaki Keika and began to rub her shoulders.

"Hmm...Xiao Ba, unexpectedly proficient..."

Nonsense, getting tired of so many women, even without professional study, practice makes perfect, okay?

But Hikigu Hachiman was naturally sensible and didn't say what was in his heart.

"Xiao Jinghua is the one, quite stiff?"

"That's because I usually study very hard~~"

Kawasaki Keika said quite proudly.

"Is that so?"

While answering, Hikigu Hachiman looked at the hill that could be seen floating over his shoulder.

It's quite "predictable", she is really Kawasaki Saki's younger sister.

"Ah, Hachi. Are you thinking dirty things right now?"

Hikigaya Hachiman looked back and saw Kawasaki Kyoka reading his heart happily for some reason.

"A superpower, you..."

"It's just that Hachi is easy to understand. Really, what about H~~"

"Really? Hurry up and continue smoking."

Hikigaya Hachiman tried to bring the topic that he was easy to understand, and Kawasaki Keika smiled triumphantly.

"Okay. I'll accept your cute bastard~~"

Then, Kawasaki Kyoka drew another unknown card.

It says——.

"Ah, it's another "Tomato flavored スモア with wasabi""

Now there are two スモア cards containing wasabi tomato flavor.

As long as there is this idea, Kawasaki Jinghua can make it a pair.

"This is really a bit..."

Kawasaki Keika had a bitter face, and instead of opening the already known "Tomato Flavored Sumoa with Wasabi", he opened another unknown card.

"Didn't you escape too?"

"It's so noisy. I'm a weak woman who said—"

What a double standard.

Did you learn badly with Yishiroyu?

But even so, what is more interesting than that is the content of the card that is opened now.

"Oh, I finally found this card!"

After Kawasaki Keika also confirmed the content, he pursed his lips and smiled.

"...'After the game is over, you can give an order to the lowest player at will'...Is it this?"

After reading the instructions written on the card, Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help frowning.

What kind of cards are mixed in, this little guy.

If your sister comes back and sees me having sex with you, she will probably have a cold war with me for a few days.

While happily observing Hikigaya Hachiman's reaction from the sidelines, Kawasaki Keika began to fan the flames.

"How? Are you excited? If you win, you can order me whatever you want? What will the horny Hachi think?"

"Well, how much pocket money does Xiao Jinghua have now?"

"Are you thinking of money without hesitation? Feel my charm more than money!"

What are you talking about, you little guy, you can't live without me if you can live a carefree life like the eldest lady, right?

But I can't say anything to you, after all, these are all given by me voluntarily.

Hikigaya Hachiman chose to skim over the subject quickly.

"Hmph...forget it. Come on, it's Xiaoba's turn—how do you choose?"

Kawasaki Keika urged Hikigaya Hachiman to make a choice.

"So......"

——It finally came to an end.

If it is to be done, it is the result of him turning over all the cards to win.

However, in order to achieve this result, I have to eat tomato-flavored スモア with wasabi.

However, if he escapes, Kawasaki Jinghua will probably be able to avoid the tomato-flavored スモア card in the next round while matching other cards, right?

Then, use the "Order" card to make some terrible demands on him, right?

"No, wait..."

Now, the unknown cards still lying on the field are "Thanks" and "Command".

If Kawasaki Jinghua wants to avoid the tomato-flavored スモア and win, he must first turn over an unknown card and make a pair, and then make the other turn over the wrong card.

Otherwise, after Kawasaki Jinghua has collected two pairs of cards, the game will continue, and it will become a situation where the tomato-flavored スモア card must also be turned over.

"What should I do, what should I do...?"

If Kawasaki Kyoka turned over the "Thanks" card first, he couldn't pair the "Command" cards.

That way, even if he loses, he has nothing to lose.

However, if it was the occasion where the "Order" card was turned first, it would be the worst possible outcome for him.

To eat tomato-flavored スモア for 50.00% victory, or bet [-]% to avoid tomato-flavored スモア.

In that case, he still has to turn over the unknown card first, betting that the "command" card turned over will be a pair.That would be his total victory.

what to do......?In the end, what should I do...?

"Xiaoba?"

While Hikigaya Hachiman was contemplating, Kawasaki Keika, with a kind smile on his face, called his name.

"Trust me? Even if I win, I won't do cruel things to Xiaoba. I won't do such unreasonable things to the person I like the most?"

"Little Jinghua..."

Hikigaya Hachiman looked back at her with a little surprise, Kawasaki Kyoka seemed a little shy, and kept smiling as if to reassure him.

"Ahh...I see"

After seeing this, Hikigaya Hachiman also responded with a smile.

Seriously, I thought you, Little Jinghua, had become a bad girl like that guy Isiroha.

Then——immediately turn over the cards of tomato-flavored スモア with wasabi in pairs.

"Then, if that's the case, I'll eat it for you, shall I?"

"Why—!? Why did Hachi come to such a conclusion!?"

Kawasaki Keika glared dissatisfiedly at Hikigaya Hachiman who had made up his mind.

"Isn't it too pretentious? Is it Xiao Jinghua who learned to seduce me when he was in preschool, is he with that kind of personality?"

So in order to be able to post with your sister Kawasaki Saki tonight, I can only wrong myself.

Cricket mustard tomato flavor, not worth mentioning!

perhaps?

"Gooooohoo...! Damn it, you're so arrogant even though you're just a little boy!"

"Then, I'm starting."

With strangely rising emotions, Hikigu Hachiman put the prepared tomato-flavored スモア with wasabi into his mouth in one gulp.

The sweetness of chocolate and the crunchiness of biscuits quickly spread in the mouth-immediately after that, the spiciness burst out, as if all the tastes just now had been reset to zero.

The sweet and sour taste of tomato is mixed with disgusting.

"Woooo!"

Hikigu Hachiman couldn't help but slapped the table continuously.

Spicy and choked it... mixed with the sweetness of chocolate to create a wonderfully unpalatable spicy and sweet and sour taste, which not only stimulated his throat but also spread to his nose and eyes

"Wei, the power is really powerful... Is it because you put too much mustard?"

In fact, the strange taste of tomatoes was the real reason he was acting so awkward, but he certainly wouldn't admit it.

Hikigu Hachiman frowned in pain, and even Kawasaki Keika, who was preparing to スモア, was taken aback by him.

This guy, I should have thought of it earlier, she must have mistaken the amount of mustard...

Hikigaya Hachiman wiped away the tears that flowed from the irritation, and swallowed the tomato-flavored スモア containing wasabi in one gulp.

Then, stand up and pair the "Thanks" and "Command" cards.

"I... I won, Jinghua."

With a sublime voice that sounded like it was coming from the ground, Hikigaya Hachiman announced his victory.

"Hmm, um. I'm so devastated that I don't know whether it's a win or a loss. Well, do I have a canned drink?"

Kawasaki Jinghua was also overwhelmed by his momentum and frankly admitted his defeat.

Hikigaya Hachiman uncapped the canned drink she handed out, drank it all in one gulp, and sighed.

"Phew... it's calmed down. Then, let's complete the card's instructions?"

When Hikiya Hachiman finally healed all the pain and began to advance the topic, Kawasaki Keika shrank his shoulders suddenly like a sinner who heard about the execution day.

"Also, please be merciful...?"

"Well, what should I do? I'm in such a mess, Xiao Jinghua can't justify it if she doesn't work harder, right?"

Hikigaya Hachiman announced with a smile, and Kawasaki Keika's fear became more and more intense.

"Then Little Jinghua, first of all—"

"God, god...!"

Kawasaki Keika closed his eyes tightly and prayed.

"--Thank you."

Hikigaya Hachiman said to her with a smile on his face.

"Eh......?"

Kawasaki Keika opened his eyes with a puzzled look, and looked at him.

Hikigaya Hachiman continued talking to her like this.

"As for me, because I don't usually participate in this kind of game, these things are quite fun. Xiao Jinghua is also thinking about choosing those items so that I can enjoy this game? Although I usually don't say much , but how should I put it... I am still very grateful to you?"

It's a bit embarrassing to say such love words to active high school girls.

I always think back to the time when I talked to Yukino and the others in high school.