Why does the Ruined King still fall in love?

Well, let's go with Isiroha's words here, and sort out your mood by the way.

"Understood. So, what am I going to do?"

Hikigaya Hachiman asked Isiroha while stretching her waist. After she nodded with satisfaction, she opened the menu on the table.

"Well. Just do this."

Then, Hikigaya Hachiman read out the words pointed by Isshiro's feather finger.

"'Couple only. Let boyfriend become a butler plan'......?"

what is this?

"That, President Ishiroba."

"What's wrong? Senior—?"

"Didn't it be good to improve my acting skills so that we can behave more like a relationship in the eyes of passers-by?"

"Yeah, what's the problem?"

Hikigaya Hachiman rubbed his temples, a bit confused by Isiroha.

"Then why do we want to be a couple..."

What needs to be done is to be more like a friend's special training, but not a special training that behaves more like a couple.

"Is there any problem? Senior—?"

"Uh, no problem. I'll come at your request."

After hearing Isshiroha's increasingly emotionless voice, Hikigaya Hachiman no longer asked why Isshiroha's theory was completely opposite to the reality she demanded.

After a few minutes.

"Ah, not bad. It's quite suitable, senpai. It feels quite sophisticated. Not bad—"

Isshiroha, who was strangely excited, took out his mobile phone and started taking pictures of Hikigaya Hachiman.

"What is this..."

On the other hand, Hikigaya Hachiman looked at himself in a half-dumb and half-perplexed state.

Deacon clothing worn on the body.

Although it may be a slightly different style of clothing from the store clerk in order to distinguish it, there is no doubt that it is indeed a deacon costume.

Moreover, black-rimmed glasses are also included as an additional item.

This is really what ah.

"Hey, One Color Feather, what the hell——"

"No, it should be Missy. Are you the deacon?"

Suddenly, a mysterious restart request appeared.

Although Hikigu Hachiman wanted to ignore the request, but Isshiroha's subtle pressure made him irresistible.

"...Miss, what is the purpose of your arrangement?"

"Finally I've come to this point. Is this a special training to help senpai make up for his weaknesses?"

You just want to play this couple game with me, right?

Hikigu Hachiman complained in his heart.

"What do you mean by weakness?"

Perhaps Hikigaya Hachiman's echo had an effect, and Isshiroha's words warmed up.

"Of course it is, I was treated perfunctorily! Whether it was stunned at me, or looked at me with the eyes of "what is this guy talking about?", and didn't pay much attention to me! Especially in public This tendency is even stronger in the classroom!"

Like a prosecutor who is constantly condemning the defendant, Yishiroyu burst out his usual dissatisfaction.

So any high-sounding reasons before were all fake, and the real purpose was just to like her more than Kigu Hachiman.

It's that simple and rude.

"No, if you want to say that, I don't often talk to you here—"

"Deacon tone!"

"...I don't often act together with the lady. The lady also has time to spend with her friends, right?"

After Hikigaya Hachiman conveyed his speech, Isshiroha's ignited high emotions calmed down a little.

"Even if it's like that, I don't think it's a good thing for you to show such a perfunctory attitude towards me. I hope you can also imagine being told by your friends, "Ah, this child is not valued by her boyfriend." How I feel when you look at me. It’s kind of sad to be looked at like that.”

Haven't even installed it yet?

Wasn't the purpose at the beginning to make me behave like an ordinary senior in front of passers-by? Now I just said that I want to behave like a couple.

I have no objection, just don't ask me for help when Yukinoshita Yukino cleans up.

Hikigaya Hachiman replied to Isshiroha with a respectful voice.

"Is that so? Missy."

"Exactly."

Yishiroyu nodded seriously.

As far as Hikigu Hachiman himself is concerned, he made this gesture so that Isshiroha would not reduce the time spent with friends, but it seems to be counterproductive.

Just a very small miss is enough to cause a crack, which is the so-called interpersonal relationship.

Well, actually, it's because there are too many women to accompany, that's why I don't have much time to spend with Yishiyu...

In short, let him obey her request with a caring plan.

"I see, miss. It's only today, huh?"

After Hikigaya Hachiman nodded, Isshiroha's expression suddenly brightened.

"Yeah! Thank you, senpai—!"

...Obviously I thought it was such a troublesome thing, but after seeing such an innocent smile, I felt that nothing mattered, it was incredible.

———Then, Hikigaya Hachiman immediately regretted the feeling just now.

"Senior, help me make black tea—"

"I see, Miss."

"Senior, feed me a cake—"

"I see, Missy. Ah-um..."

"Senior, rub my shoulder—"

"I, I understand, miss..."

"Senior, help me use my mobile phone to make a collection of game cassettes—"

"......I understand."

"Senior, the recommended playlist of the video site——"

"Pause! This is more like running errands than a deacon!?"

Beside Isiroha, Hikiya Hachiman, who was constantly dealing with her willful demands, finally couldn't help but express his dissatisfaction.

After all, it has nothing to do with acting.

It's just being called on.

"It's just your illusion. If you give up at this level, you can't become the deacon of Lipai?"

Although the attitude didn't look like it was intentional, Isshiroha was complaining to Hikigu Hachiman while sipping the black tea gracefully with his legs crossed.

Like a wayward young lady.

Fortunately, although his fiancée Yukinoshita Yukino is a real lady, she will not act so domineering.

At least not in front of myself.

"No, although I'm a deacon. But I feel more like Cinderella. Just now, I couldn't help but wonder if the magician could come soon..."

"Who are you calling a bullying stepmother? If I were the stepmother, then the prince would definitely choose me instead of Cinderella, and the ending of the story would be different---!"

"If it becomes like that, there is no doubt that it will have a bad ending...In short, I want to improve the working environment. Please also be humble and considerate, my lady."

Hikigaya Hachiman spoke to Isshiroba in the tone of a deacon, but she only pouted her lips but did not refute.

"Hmm... Indeed, in the middle of it, there was a feeling that I was enjoying it too much and lost my original intention."

"Right?"

Although Yi Caiyu is easy to get carried away, he is also a sensible person.

And the "original intention" Yishishiyu said was changed from the beginning, so there is no need to complain.

"Then let's do the last one again. This time, let's practice hard and end?"

"Yes, yes, what to do?"

Hikiya Hachiman, who was posing seriously because of what happened up until now, replied.

"You don't need to be so vigilant. The last thing to do, in a word, is "practice to show affection"!"

"......Show affection?"

Hikigaya Hachiman tilted his head in bewilderment at the request from an unexpected straight ball angle.

"That's right. If you really want to make people feel that I am valued by you, hearing your words of affection is the best choice, isn't it. Therefore, treat me as a third party and show me The love between the two?"

"...Using you as the object, to show your affection? Is it a brand new way of torture?"

"No, it's just pure special training."

Do you still remember the setting of "special training" that has been modified long ago...

Hikigu Hachiman sighed, and asked helplessly.

"...Ah, can the magician come here soon. Will there be glass shoes that men can wear?"

"Who is the stepmother! This is not bullying you! This is a very serious special training!"

I can't help but escape from reality because I'm too ashamed, but it seems that I still have to face it.

"No, are you really happy to hear those things?"

"I'm sure you'll be happy!"

Nodding without hesitation here is one of Isiroyu's major shortcomings.

Well, forget it... No, even if you don't want to, there's nothing you can do.

Hikigaya Hachiman is a man who will do his job well as long as it is a job.

Let me show a lot of love with an obligatory mentality at work.

"Oh...I see."

"Great! Come on, let's show your love to the fullest! From this second on, I'm not Yishiroyu but someone else! Use this feeling!"

Although Hikigaya Hachiman felt a bit difficult to be watched so intently, but he was a man who made up his mind and would do it.

"So——, first of all, my Ichiroha looks pretty cute."

"Well, it's really cute!"

Ishiroba looked quite happy.

Damn it, this narcissist.

"Also, the character is... pretty cute."

"Oh, that's surprising. Senpai would say something like that."

"No, it's pretty cute if you really want to say it. She's super considerate of the mood of the people around her, and she's working hard where others can't see her. She's obviously a narcissist, but she doesn't look down on others."

"Eh, that, that..."

"Speaking of which, that narcissistic attitude is partly to cover up embarrassment. If you think about it this way, it's really cute!"

"Wait, wait a minute, talking about narcissism in front of a third party will only disturb others, and it's too exaggerated..."