Why does the Ruined King still fall in love?

That's it.

Why the hell am I paying attention to this again...

"Ah, brother, look - he seems to be very suitable for Yukino? Oni-chan, you'd better add more points to your charm attribute! Or, don't bother... Well, as a younger sister, I also know that brother, you may be too young to challenge him on the Prince Charming class."

Oh Komachi, stop making up fake RPG career classes now.

This is reality, not a game, and if you belittle your brother so naturally, won't it hurt?

"I think brother, you should ask Yukino-san to dance! Although it is brother, I think this matter should be fine, after all, it seems that she will dance with anyone who invites her... Although basically All girls invited her."

Komachi went on to add, "Come on Oni-chan~! The dance will be so romantic and cool, not like your usual MO"

"Do you know what MO means?"

"Oni-chan's way of doing things!"

As an older brother who knows almost everything about my sister, I know that Komachi is talking about "Methods of Oniichan", that is, the principles of Oniichan.

But in fact, MO generally refers to the criminal's modus operandi.

If my sister wasn't so cute, I'd suffocate her with hugs.

I stood up and walked to the dance floor.

Not that I'm asking Yukinoshita to dance or anything, but I figured there might be some abandoned tables with food in them that I could sneak some.

Maybe I'm just a stray dog ​​who strayed into a celebrity banquet?

Well, in fact, there is no difference between me and a stray dog. Everyone in the spotlight of this banquet is nobler than me, in terms of class.

But it doesn't matter, material poverty does not mean that I am spiritually rich, maybe the spiritual world of the people at this banquet is not as rich as mine?

Well, I am deceiving myself and others. There is an old saying in China, "The warehouse knows the etiquette when it is real, and it knows the honor and disgrace when it has enough food and clothing."

People who are rich in material are likely to be rich in spirit. After all, people who are poor in material are already doing their best just to live. How can they enrich their spirit.

Scratching my neck uncomfortably as I progressed, I finally reached the edge of the dance floor in the middle of the dance floor.

"So...you're interested in that girl?"

A voice interrupted my attempt to steal some food to satisfy my hunger, and I looked at the person next to me who interrupted my plan.

He was a gentle man with a cat-like air about him.

From my visual estimation, he is already a middle-aged man with a successful career.

"Uh...no..."

I was a little caught off guard.

At parties, people don't usually come to chat with me, especially men.

"Oh. So, do you know her?"

"what are you saying......?"

He squinted his eyes like I was challenging him.

But there was no malice in his eyes, it was more like an elder seeing a younger generation, uh, how should I describe it...encouragement?

Then he answered my doubts in a playful tone.

"Well...I'll let you know, she's my fiancée."

"what?"

It shocked me, but only for a moment.

Perhaps Yukinoshita's engagement isn't surprising.

No, it might be even more strange for a family like Yukinoshita not to be engaged.

However, this could be some random guy at a wedding who wants to chat casually, wants to fuck me or something.

Maybe he's an admirer of Yukinoshita?

But whoever he was, his words shocked me.

Maybe, Yukinoshita is really engaged.

Perhaps, when she is an adult, someone will be waiting for her.

and many more.

She seems to be an adult, no?

"Engagement. Well, that means getting married. Well...you know, like...me, her... well, it's kind of the same thing. You See, we were promised at an early age... one thing after another..."

The guy rolled his eyes, twirled his fingers, and responded with a 'you should know' response to my answer.

My dead fish eyes are wide open.

"Are you joking?"

"All right......"

He gave me a look as if to say he wasn't joking.

"Such a girl must be engaged. I am one of them! The one and only me! I am the best suitor in this county. No one is more suitable for Yukinoshita Yukino than me."

"Um...should I say congratulations?"

That's what you're supposed to say when someone gets engaged, right?

"Aren't you jealous?"

"No...? Or, should I be jealous?"

Although I am attracted by Yukinoshita's appearance and personality, I can be regarded as 'like' Yukinoshita Yukino.

However, this does not mean that I have to envy other people who like Yukinoshita, because I know that I am not the best candidate for Yukinoshita, there are too many people who are suitable for her.

If I am jealous of everyone who likes Yukinoshita, then I am too confident in myself.

Beneath the class divide, my personal opinion doesn't matter.

Although I do feel a little bit jealous.

"Oh."

"Oh, what?"

"Ugh, because this isn't as much fun as I thought..."

"You and her...really?"

I suddenly realized that he was just joking with me, because his age can be regarded as Yukinoshita's father's generation.

But I don't understand why he would do this.

After all, how many people go out of their way to say they're engaged to someone just to impress?

Looking around, I think I've answered my own question.

Oh, Yukinoshita has finished the last dance and is walking here.

"Huh? Really! You see, she was always like, 'When I grow up, I'm going to marry you—'"

"Father."

Yukinoshita's cold voice interrupted him.

"Don't decorate my childhood with your fanciful memories."

Huh? Wait.

she just said...?

"Aha! Now for my wonderful self-introduction~! You can call me Dad."

You are not the leader of the Hormonks of the Light.

Two-dimensional concentration is too high, although I am quite autistic, but I am not the kind of two-dimensional autistic.

"Equivalent exchange, equal value must be given in return. Boy, what's your name?"

Well, this Yukinoshita's father seems to have a high concentration of Two-dimensional.

"You can call him dead fisheye...and you..."

This was obviously aimed at me, "Just call him Mr. Yukinoshita." Yukinoshita sighed, obviously annoyed.

Touching the bridge of her nose, she said, "Daddy, I'm going home now."

"What? But you haven't danced with this-his-name-word-name-death-fish-eye-jun."

For some reason, I'm not mad that he doesn't know my name, but labels me based on a special attribute of my own.

It is still an attribute given by his daughter, so I understand.

"I do not want--"

Yukinoshita glared at him, which made everyone's reaction a foregone conclusion:

"Do not."

"Really? You even danced with Ye Shanjun, don't you hate dancing with Ye Shanjun?"

"I said 'no.'"

"Wow! You must really like him, ha!"

Yukinoshita's father nudged my ribs with his elbow.

"What did you do? Some kind of witchcraft? A love potion? Ooh! Those who tell fortunes in the dark? My wife won't let me see the lie of the psychic Kyoko Oda Kiri. I think this It's because she's jealous that Oda Kiriko is better at attracting people. If you know what I mean, just blink, as a reminder."

Kyoko Oda Kiri, who can solve any difficult incidents, is a gifted and beautiful psychic Kyoko Oda Wuri, who makes the world commotion.

Comic character, although I am not Two-dimensional, but I have a little knowledge of it...

Okay, I know you are Two-dimensional, but I am not Two-dimensional. Although I understand, please don’t continue to say this in front of me...

"I am leaving."

With this declaration, Yukinoshita grabbed my wrist and dragged me away.

"Yukono---~! Come back and hello~! At least introduce me to your boyfriend~!"

Like a cat meowing in the distance, her father's voice faded away.

We had found our way back to the table when we were some distance away from one of the suppliers of the X chromosome under Yukino.

"Is this your father? A member of the Chiba Council?"

How did the papers fail to mention the presence of such a member in Parliament?

This is beyond my comprehension.

Yukinoshita rubbed the bridge of her nose, then turned to me, her eyes telling me: never ask how he got elected.

"He has his own way..."

she said bitterly.

"He seems like a nice guy, though."

Although it seems that Yukinoshita has a lot of opinions on her father, but I am not special to her, so naturally I can't complain about her family with her.

But I do think that Mr. Yukinoshita is a pretty good person, even though he is a member of the Chiba County Councilor.

When he spoke to his daughter, there was no sense of a lie in his tone.

After all, what parent doesn't want their kids to be happy?

I looked at her and she put her finger on her lip and bit it, which seemed to be a recent habit of hers.

"Where is Komachi?"

After a while of silence, she finally asked.

Well, the silence was broken, and besides, that's a really good question.

Because I don't know where my sister went.

After saying hello to Komachi, she went to engage in terrorist activities such as buffets.

I took out my phone and sent a text message to my sister who was not at the table.