Why does the Ruined King still fall in love?

After finishing speaking, I went to the living room to watch the afternoon drama, leaving these two idiots to continue their horrible chocolate making journey.

That poor fool who has to put up with Yuigahama's chocolate in the future.

The two continued talking in the kitchen.

"So, mushrooms would be delicious in chocolate, right?"

"Yui-san..."

"Wh-what! Don't mushrooms have protein or something? That way it wouldn't be so unhealthy!"

It's this idea that gives us a critical insight into the thinking of Yuigahama Yui Satoshi - assuming her IQ is high enough to be classified as a "sage".

"Let's try something less...oniony."

Hey! Don't use me for thoughts of the outcast and depraved! Wait, that fits.

"Chinese chives?"

"Yui-san..."

"But I thought... well! Instant noodles!"

Tip from the author: Try dumping a packet of instant noodles and simmering them in melted chocolate.See how disgusting it is before giving it to homeless people living in parks.

As I was deep in thought, I smelled burning caffeine and sugar.

"Oh... Yui-san... I think we burned all the chocolate..."

"Eh! ? Already! ? But didn't we buy ten kilograms?"

I can imagine Komachi putting a finger on her chin, lost in thought. "Didn't we buy ten kilos of onion sauce? Or we bought ten kilos of cream cheese... Komachi may have screwed up. Hey!"

How to confuse chocolate with cream cheese? Why do you need 10kg of cheese? This is one of Komachi's seven wonders.People say that if you look in the mirror in Hikigaya's bathroom, counting down from 7, she'll appear and say "~Oni-chan! Get out of the bathroom! Komachi wants to brush her hair, nyaa nyaa~!"

"Hmmm...you want to try as many times as possible...and now they're all gone...so I guess we'll have to go to the store and get some!"

While I was munching on rice balls, the two of them walked into the living room.Komachi sat down next to me and elbowed my ribs.

"Oni-chan would be happy to come with us, right?"

"No, I will not."

The other elbow was buried deep in my diaphragm.

"He'd love to join us, wouldn't he?"

My little sister's dark face forced me to agree.

Malls are places to socialize, while grocery stores are essentials.

Because of the breadth of people it serves, there is a lot of traffic coming and going.Grocery stores are naturally out of my purview, they tend to be places where civilization flourishes.

You never know when a wild acquaintance might pop up out of the blue, and after that, you realize you're poisoned without an antidote.

If only you had a max repulsion force.

Aside from the occasional trip to buy curry ingredients, the grocery store is almost like a foreign travel experience for me.My mom never liked shopping with other people, preferring to go shopping by herself after get off work.But if she had to pick one of us (to go shopping with her), it would be my sister.

We walked over to the local grocery store to pick up whatever these two bird-brained morons wanted.Chocolate, milk...etc.I figured I should find something to make curry with.Holding a packet of instant curry in my hand, looking at the reflection of my rotting eyes, I suspect, I'm afraid I'm addicted.

After entering the grocery store, Komachi made a beeline for the candy and sweets aisle.My sister is busy perusing the chocolates that have been made.Hey, shouldn't you be buying ready-made chocolates?

"Hey," I yelled.

"Huh? What, bro?" Komachi had been sucked deep into the darkness of the candy aisle.And she completely ignores the makeshift wall of boxes filled with chocolate and other cocoa beans.

"I......"

After that, Komachi disappeared.

Some people have accused me of having a sister complex, or what is known as siscon.It may very well be that I have an inordinate preoccupation with my sister's well-being that may even cross over to the territory occupied by irrational fears...  

like...

What if Komachi gets stuck in a vat of hot chocolate?

or......

A thousand rabbits in heat suddenly pounce on her, and the whole scene looks like an old noir movie...

even......

Komachi ends up in a deserted alley, where she simultaneously plays bodyguards for two rival gangs that occupy the meat and dairy aisles respectively.Then she tries to use two rival gangs to create access to produce to help the poor.meat and milk.milk and meat.She would put cheese and sausage together, steak and cream, until they destroyed each other.Then, in a final climactic duel with the Meat Boss, she'd deflect a cartilaginous bullet with the hilt of her sword before nodding to the now-liberated townsfolk before heading out into the city as the sun set.

Such sick thoughts will keep me awake tonight.

"Hey, Xiaoqi."

"Ah!" Yuigahama's voice startled me.That scream almost shattered my manly pride.

"Haha! Did I scare you?" Yuigahama had a smile on her face, she didn't hide her pride that she made me lose my cool, if only for a moment.

"No-no." I lied.Yuigahama approached me, hiding her hands behind her back.

Right now, we're still on the vegetable aisle because I haven't filled my basket with the right curry ingredients yet.

"Don't you think you've been acting weird lately?" Yuigahama asked me softly as she picked some lettuce and radishes, looking like she wasn't sure if they could be eaten in a curry.

"Strange? I do think she's less abrasive than she used to be, but even acid eventually runs out of hydroxide ions."

"Small...acids donate protons. Bases release hydroxide ions."

It was almost like someone hit me.Yuigahama actually corrected me scientifically just now.

"as you said......"

Yuigahama continued to absently choose from the produce while I inspected two identical potatoes.I've seen many housewives scrambling to save money, but if I could tell the difference between a bad potato and a good one, I'd have no worries.

"Ah, speaking of which, you and Yukino-chan went to the wedding a few days ago?"

I freeze.When my mind starts to consider every possible scenario, rationality takes over.How did Yuigahama find out? Think.think.Government spies? Illegal wiretapping incidents? Covert operations? Oh.that's right.Komachi.Obviously her.

"Yes."

"how?"

"The food there is terrible." Then again, I didn't eat anything.So, it’s bad by default, right?

"Oh. Is it Western food? You look like the kind of man who likes tradition..." Yuigahama's voice gradually dropped.

"No, Komachi ate them all, so there's no problem." I said, throwing both potatoes into the basket. "I can't tell the difference between the two potatoes." I sighed. "It would be great if someone could buy me some vegetables."

"Ah... so Koki wants a girl who can buy vegetables?" Yuigahama asked me, and we went on to the place where there were a bunch of tomatoes.

A girl? They just complain about too many things.

"Robots will work better than girls. Do more and talk less."

In a capitalist society, Marxist or whatever, don't they all complain about labor costs all the time? After a while, technology will lower labor costs.Everything will eventually be automated, so food is delivered by drone and robots cook it for you.

There are benefits to living in a stagnant post-industrial second world country; almost everyone can start living like a small business - Komori.

Ha ha.I made myself lean forward and backward with laughter.

"Xiaoqi..." Yubihama said softly, scolding me.I'm not sure if she was upset by my previous comment or by my laughing in the store. "Your smile is vulgar sometimes."

Guess, that spontaneous, spiritual laugh in the store does get some housewives stares and attention.

"However, it would be nice if someone could cook for me."

"Ah, so you're the kind of person who wants a girl who can cook?" Yuigahama asked, looking at the tarot cards and bananas.

"Why girls? Robots seem to be able to do anything girls can do but better." I sighed.

"Small business! Some things even robots can't do!"

"Like...what...?"

"for example-!"

Yuigahama's cheeks began to swell, with a distinct red color.It's clear that her mind turned to something more perverted, and so did mine.Again, if I don't know how soft that thing is, how can I know if a fake is just as soft?

"Come on," Yuigahama said, tugging at my sleeve and leading me to the cashier. "I'm hungry."

"What does this have to do with me?" We were waiting in line behind a couple of old women who were talking about old women (should be talking).

Yuigahama's cheeks puffed up again.

"Small business!"

"what?"

Her gaze gradually softened.The gaze drifted downward.

"Don't you remember? You promised we could buy some bread at the cultural festival."

I vaguely recall something like this...

"And you have to pay!"

Somehow, that last part doesn't sound like something I'm willing to offer.

I looked down at Yuigahama and thought that without her, this day would not be possible.

"Can't we have something else? I'm kind of craving fried chicken."

"Fried chicken?" Yuigahama grimaced. "That's kind of...I don't really like it."

woman.You are not there.

"Other than that." Yuigahama added. "You promised me bread!"

"what......"

Who could say no to the savory delights of the KFC fried chicken era? But, the look on her face sealed my fate.I had no choice but to sigh helplessly.

"Okay," I said. "Let's go to the bakery or something."

"Small business..."

"What's the matter now?"

"It's called a bakery here."

Yuigahama said the most obvious things in the world.

Now, I feel like I'm speechless.

Chapter 120 Four short stories Not only that, Yuihama Yui is also looking for

Bikigu is always paying back.

Damn Zaimokuza.

Why did you say such cool things back then!?

Even though it was a Saturday lunchtime, the bakery wasn't that crowded.This is a house owned by a small family with a small couple sign on the outside.This is prime time for service, but not many customers.

Most of the people who come here are high school students who get together for cram school, or couples on a date.

Yuigahama and I are totally out of place here, but I guess the place doesn't cater to a wide crowd.

So I guess it will be out of business within a week.Seriously, how long can a dessert-only restaurant last? At least offer some entrees!

Well, at least there's no animation or anything like that here.

"Small business!"

Maybe I was (intentionally) spoiling the atmosphere with Yuigahama Yui sitting across from me.

Yuigahama ordered some overly sweet powdered sugar, and I picked out a bun with red bean paste.Then she took another look at our bread.Maybe it's just that I'm not disgusting enough to spontaneously form mold on it.

"This is so exciting!" Yuigahama said, clapping his hands.

"It's just bread."

"Yeah! But like, I've never tried it, so it's a whole new experience."

Bread is a new experience...? Seriously, you're missing civilizations since at least the Bronze Age.

"This is something you need to understand, small business. Life is about experiencing new things!"

I rolled my eyes.Yuigahama, of course, is one of those people who believes in seeing things optimistically.

Experience is a joke.