"You really are a man of bad character!" Yukinoshita said in her unique flat tone.
"I take this as your compliment to me and accept it unceremoniously."
yes!This is the first time for a girl to tell her that she has bad conduct.Before, girls often said to me, "You are a good person!"
I observed carefully for the next four weeks, but unfortunately I still couldn't figure out what kind of club it was.Just have to ask.
"Since the teacher said so, I really can only join here. By the way, what kind of club is this?"
"Did Hiratsuka-sensei bring you here without saying anything?" Yukinoshita said helplessly.
"Of course, it's her style to pull me here without saying anything clearly!"
"Since it's the teacher's request, there's nothing I can do about it."
Yukinoshita stood up from his seat, and lightly brushed his wind-blown hair by his ear.
I have to admit that I was fascinated by this picturesque movement, and it wasn't until Yukinoshita said a word that I came back to my senses.
"Welcome to the Ministry of Service."
At this time, Hikigaya Hachiman would never think of it.It was the scene at this time that Hikigu Hachiman spent his whole life, and he never forgot it.
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"Oni-chan! Can't you wake up early every day? Every day, sister Yumeko will come and wait for you first."
When I woke up early in the morning, Komachi's voice reached my ears. "Although I woke up naturally earlier, I still never get up before the alarm clock rings, well, I am a principled person.
Komachi said with a fed-up expression, "Oni-chan really sucks."
On the other hand, Yumiko helped me speak.
"Komachi, it's okay. I wake up too early every day. Although Hachiman always looks unmotivated, he has a strong sense of time! I go to school with Hachiman, and I have never been late."
"Since sister Yumeko said so, there is nothing I can do."
Komachi, although you have a very helpless tone, the sinister smile on the corner of your mouth gives you away!Sure enough, it was just to gain goodwill in front of Yumiko.
That idiot Yumiko must think that Komachi is thinking of her very much, maybe she is very moved in her heart.No wonder my sister is so popular, she uses her youth and intelligence to play tricks, she's super cute! ! !
As usual, I walked to school with Yumiko.
Usually Yumiko opens up her chatterbox and talks non-stop!Anecdotes at school, what cosmetics are easy to use, where a cake shop has a new product, and asked me to accompany her to eat and so on.
In short, I only need to pick up her words, and I can basically talk to school.In fact, I always thought what she said was boring, but it was surprisingly not annoying.After all, she is probably the only one who can nagging me endlessly.
But today I have to talk to Yumiko about something, so I started the topic first.
"Well... Yumiko, I recently joined a club."
Yumiko stopped suddenly, and I turned to look at her strangely.She was silent for a long time, then came up calmly and touched my forehead with her hand.
"Could it be that Hachiman has a fever? Eh..., strange, the temperature is normal."
I was shocked by her action. After a few seconds, I took a few steps back quickly.
"...Idiot. I mean it's true. And is it so strange that I joined the club?" I said with a little blush.
"Why are you shy! I just want to make sure you don't have a fever. Besides, it's not only strange that Yawata joins the club, it can be called a miracle." Yumiko said, still making exaggerated gestures with her hands, looking Come to be surprised by this.
"Well, it's not that I joined voluntarily. I was forced to join the club that Mr. Hiratsuka ordered me to join as punishment."
"That old leftover female teacher occasionally does something good."
The older leftover female teacher.......You must not say this nickname in front of the teacher, otherwise, even you, Yumeko, will probably die ugly.
"In short, you can go back after school. I still have to participate in club activities every day."
Yumiko was very happy and patted my shoulder hard a few times.
"Well, I get it. You have to get along well with the members when you join the club! It would be even better if you can make a few friends! Although Hachiman always looks like I can do it alone, I don't hate it. But It would be even better if Hachiman could become more sunny!"
Get along well..., that kind of woman with a bad personality, who would get along well with her!However, Yumiko definitely misunderstood my club type.If Yumiko knew that there was only me and that nasty woman in the club, I wonder if she would be so happy.In order to prevent too many mistakes, I decisively ended this topic.
Although that ice cube girl is very tongue-in-cheek, and never hides her dislike for me.It is also extremely opposite to my survival philosophy, but it is because of this that Yukinoshita will not lie.
Although I am alone in a club with girls, I will never accept it.But if it's with Yukinoshita, there's no need to think about it.It's not unacceptable to be in a club with her.
Moreover, the teacher ran back yesterday and said that there will be a service duel.If I can win, I will definitely make that ice cube girl look good!
After school, I arrived at the door of the department room.I originally planned to knock on the door and then go in, but I thought about it, anyway, in my impression under Yukinoshita, I am a person with a bad personality.Acting too gentlemanly can't maintain my image.
So I, like the teacher, pushed the door straight in.
After opening the door of the activity room, Yukinoshita was reading a book in the same posture as yesterday.
No matter how many times I look at this pose, I still enjoy it.
Of course, the premise is to ignore the fact that the girl reading the book is Yukinoshita.Although she looks so cute, why does her personality....
Yukinoshita glanced at me the moment I entered, and turned his gaze to Bunkomoto the next moment.
Sure enough, the choice is to ignore me?I played with myself as a wooden figure in elementary school, and I stopped moving after posing in front of the mirror. It didn't take more than an hour, and I couldn't tell the difference between me and myself in the mirror.
Just ignoring it won't shake me.So, I found a chair, sat down a little far away from Xueshita, and picked up a library to read.
After an unknown amount of time, Yukinoshita spoke first.Sure enough, in games like wooden figures, I am the strongest.
"I thought you wouldn't come again."
"I'm a member of the club, isn't it normal to come to participate in club activities?"
"I said so many things that were a little too much yesterday. Generally speaking, I probably won't come again. Are you...M?"
"It's strange..."
I immediately deny it.
"So, stalker?"
"Not really! Speaking of which, what gave you the illusion that I have a good impression of you."
"do not have it?"
This little girl actually tilted her head slightly for me!It's kind of cute, but I don't feel it at all!
"How is it possible! Who would like you, an ice cube girl! I really can't stand your overconfident appearance."
"Really, I thought you liked me." Yukinoshita said without showing any surprise, with the same cold expression as usual.
This woman's excess of self-confidence has really reached an abnormal level.Take, for example, people I know well.Yumiko is also an extremely narcissistic guy, always with the attitude that I am the cutest girl in the world.
However, even she never thought that any boy would be overwhelmed by her appearance as long as he knew her.
If you use a certain ability parameter, Yumiko's narcissism value is A, and a girl like Yuigahama's narcissism value is estimated to be only about C, and Yukinoshita's narcissism value is undoubtedly EX.By the way, those with a narcissism score below D are low self-esteem.
"Um... Yukinoshita. You are a bit abnormal. There must be a limit to misunderstandings. It's best to have a psychosurgery."
"I advise you to be more careful in what you say."
Yukinoshita looked at me with a very sweet smile, but it was scary not smiling in his eyes.
In fact, I think what I said was already very gentle. I should praise me for not saying words like you scum or ****.
"However, although I am abnormal in Hikigu-kun's eyes, it is a very natural thinking for me. Let's talk about it from experience."
Yukinoshita groaned and puffed out her chest.But your airport really has nothing to see, really nothing to see!
"Speaking of which, your campus life is really enjoyable." I complained a little depressed.
"Uh, um. That's right. In a sense, it's a tepid and fairly stable campus life."
But Yukinoshita's reaction made me think that she doesn't seem to like this kind of school life.
No, as long as you calm down, you can understand immediately, how can a girl with such a natural gaze overlooking others build a friendly relationship with normal people, that is to say, it is impossible for her to enjoy a satisfactory campus life.
"I said you, do you have any friends?"
After hearing my question, Yukinoshita's eyes shifted slightly.
"...Well, so what kind of relationship can be defined as a friend in the first place?"
"Ah, that's enough. That's the line of a man without friends."
Just hearing the beginning, I concluded that my guess was not wrong.However, seriously speaking, I really don't understand what kind of relationship can be regarded as a friend.Does anyone need to explain to me how to distinguish between acquaintances and friends?
If so, I can sort out the strange relationship between Yumiko and me.However, being friends with Yumiko, I always feel that it is not very acceptable.Sure enough, the word friend has an amazing lethality to me!
"But why do you have no friends when so many people like you?" I asked the doubts in my heart.
"You won't understand."
Yukinoshita replied casually as if she didn't want to talk to me.The tone is still as flat as usual, but I can feel the sadness in the words.
yes.Everything under the snow is beyond my comprehension, because the distance between me and her is more than one dimension.However, just about loneliness, I think I understand Yukinoshita very well.
"It's not that I don't understand what you're trying to say. One can enjoy time happily, but it's better to say that opposing the values of one's life makes people feel disgusting. Obviously I like to be alone but have to accept the pity of the surrounding eyes , which is even more annoying."
After hearing my words, Yukinoshita glanced at me for a moment, then immediately turned back and closed his eyes as if avoiding.
It's just a very ordinary movement, but for some reason, I think Yukinoshita just now is cute.
"Why should I be regarded as the same kind as you by a man with bad conduct... It's really disgusting." Yukinoshita's tone sounded very angry.
But I never thought that Yukinoshita and I were the same kind.
"I'm in a family of my own when it comes to loneliness. It's not an exaggeration to say that I'm a master of loneliness. It's better to say that you come to talk to me about loneliness at your level, which makes people feel ridiculous." I said in a tone that seemed superior to others.
"I almost had the illusion that this guy is handsome just now. From a certain point of view, you are really amazing." Yukinoshita said with a speechless expression.
Yukinoshita took a deep breath gently, and then narrated in a very calm tone.
"I have always been very cute, so most of the boys who approach me have good intentions for me."
Damn, she is indeed a woman whose narcissism value is as high as EX. She always feels that I lose if I complain.He could only endure and wait for her next words.
"It must have been since the upper grades of elementary school. From..."
After listening to this, I couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "You really worked hard."
"Hey, it's hard work. Because, I'm cute."
Only this time Yukinoshita's narcissism didn't upset me.
Yukinoshita suddenly said seriously: "However, I think there is no way to do that. Because no one is perfect. Weak, ugly inside, easy to envy and exclude others. It is unbelievable that the more excellent people live The more painful you are in this world. Isn't that weird? So I'm going to change, change everyone, change the world!"
If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, to be honest, I wouldn't believe that there are actually people in this world who have the idea of "I want to change human beings and this world" and want to implement it.
Although Yukinoshita's words sounded very secondary, but I know this woman is serious!Yukinoshita will never lie.She said this, which means that she will definitely work hard for it.
Only at this time did I deeply feel the distance between Yukinoshita and me. Sure enough, Yukinoshita and I are the kind of people who are the farthest away, even destined to be hostile.However, because of this, I think I can understand Yukinoshita, there must be some similarities between me and her.I'm sure of that.
"Hey, Yukinoshita. Then, I'll be your friend..."
"I'm sorry. That's impossible."
Yukinoshita flatly rejected me without saying a word.
Fortunately, I just thought that only she and I could understand each other.Sure enough, this ice cube girl is very annoying, and it is really impossible to have a good relationship with her.
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It has been more than two months since I joined the service club, and the club activities that I thought would be troublesome at first turned out to be unexpectedly leisurely.
Most of the time, Yukinoshita and I read books quietly in the department room, and of course there was no commission at all.Occasionally, the student union and some associations will come to Yukinoshita for help.
This also made me understand more about the power of Yukinoshita, the perfect superman. This guy is really all-rounder.Basically, there are no projects that she is not good at. Of course, adding soy sauce on the side is also in line with my aesthetics.
But I don't think doing these things can change the world at all!
But what impresses me most is the only private commission so far.
A junior high school girl didn't know where to find out about our club, but I guess there is really no other way, let's try my luck.
This junior wrote a love letter to a very handsome senior in the basketball club.
Depend on!That fucker is really damned!As a result, the senior didn't talk to the junior for a month, and suddenly accepted the confession.
Without saying a word, he asked the school girl to go on a private date with him.Fortunately, although the school girl is a love brain, she is not an idiot, and she has also noticed that something is wrong.Find our club when you are in trouble.
But Yukinoshita listened to the junior girl's description, and concluded that the other party was a scum without saying a word.That's my guess too, but I don't have any proof.
So under my plan, the scumbag attribute of this senior was exposed.
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