I don't have a system, I build a monkey moderator, God wears the heavens

Dao Lian stopped walking, her body became a little stiff.

I wanted to pretend to be a force, but it seems that I didn't pretend?

After saying goodbye to the Taoists, Xiao Ming summoned a Jiantuli, jumped in, and returned to his home in Tokyo in a blink of an eye.

Dao Lian followed closely behind, but as soon as he came out, he lay on the ground and retched, "Ugh~, what kind of transmission method is this, ugh~, I won't try again next time I'm killed."

The same was true for the white horse he was riding, and it could only lie on the ground with split legs.

No way, although Jiantuli is a good means of transmission, the process is not friendly at all.

The process is like being squeezed out of a smooth and soft pipe.

If it's a short-distance teleportation, it's okay, it's just completed in an instant, but if it's a long-distance teleportation, it will feel like constipation, and the moving speed will be slow.

Of course, this is just a sensory cognition. In actual time, there is no difference between the two, and it is a matter of an instant.

Obviously, Dao Lian, who experienced this kind of teleportation for the first time, couldn't bear it.

But it's also his fault that he insisted on being handsome and riding a horse, but he fell into it and rolled over and was squeezed and sent over.

"Find a room to live in first, and we'll leave the day after tomorrow." Xiao Ming waved his hand and asked Daolian to find a room by himself, and then went out to Yotsuya's house opposite.

The psychic competition started, but Jianzi and the others still had to go to class, so Xiao Ming planned to visit their parents and ask them to agree to ask for leave from the school.

Dude, today I accidentally detonated a melon...

Chapter 576 Good guy, I accidentally detonated a melon today...

It's only been two days since it stopped, and someone started acting like a monster again, and I accidentally detonated this melon, which caught people off guard.

The process is like this. When I was eating at noon today, I heard someone talking downstairs and glanced at it. Then I saw a woman with a bag and a cat sitting on the grass downstairs. There was a dozen or so people in front of her. A [-]-year-old child was skipping rope. She was recording while teasing the cat, and asked the child to take off the mask to jump. After I saw it, I asked in the group. Who ran downstairs again. I just asked casually and threw the phone away. , and then the people on the opposite floor also saw them and told them to go back to the house and not stay outside. As a result, the cat teasing woman directly scolded the other party for being sick, and stayed for a while before returning.

At first, I thought this matter was over, but when I was doing the dishes, I heard the phone vibrate endlessly. When I finished doing the dishes and opened it to watch, good guy, the group started to scold. The reason is because of the sentence I asked, The woman saw that the school organized a rope skipping competition and wanted to record a video, so she took the child downstairs to record a video, which happened to be our building, so an old lady said something dissatisfied to her, and it exploded all of a sudden. , her husband ran to the group and began to scold the old lady with foul language, six or seven voices in one minute, and the old lady's son scolded back when he heard it.

Although the woman didn't scold, she was even more irritating. She said it was organized by the school, and she couldn't help it if she insisted on doing it. Why blame her? Then she said it was because someone downstairs was walking around the opposite building. , It's not her fault, you made a mistake, the point is that someone is walking around, it's not her problem, you got the point of the problem wrong, and then said that the child is fat, afraid to disturb the neighbors, so I went downstairs to jump, I also for the good of everyone, In short, it is not her who is wrong, but the wrong posture of the world, and the tone of aggrieved.

Then the husband and wife scolded like swiping the screen in the group, and the woman was terribly wronged next to her. After more than ten minutes of arguing, the old lady apologized and everyone persuaded her to calm down.

Good guy, I really didn't expect that there are no such plots in novels now. There are such people in the real world. The whole family is unreasonable. In the end, the old lady could only apologize for fear of fighting, and other people also persuaded him. After counting the past, the couple still seemed to have been wronged greatly.

First of all, the crux of the problem is that during the lockdown period, it was a risky community with extremely strict control, and they were not allowed to go downstairs at all. Not only did the woman go downstairs, she also brought a cat and snacks, and she looked like a picnic. After scolding her, she still wants to have a meal downstairs, but this way of avoiding the seriousness and making light of nonsense, and pushing all the faults to others, this person's three views are really distorted.

Then the same is true for that man, his wife went back after being 'wronged', saying that other people's words were not nice, but in the end there must be swear words in every sentence, and he scolded when others tried to persuade him, just like a mad dog, really It's not that a family doesn't enter a house.

What's more, the school is really mentally ill. What's the matter? If there is nothing to do, organize a rope skipping competition for students. You can't participate. The school leaders and teachers don't know if their brains are pumped. It's good to spend this time quietly. Be a demon.

Thankfully it was over when I saw it, otherwise I would have been involved.

Chapter 48 First acquaintance with the protagonist

Chapter 577 Chapter 48 First Meeting with the Protagonist

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Early in the morning three days later, everyone came to Xiao Ming's house to gather.

Xiao Ming glanced at everyone, and his team had expanded a lot before he knew it.

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Yotsuya Miko, Ermudo Yulia, Doren, Roma, Lily Chuanhua.

The first four are players who entered the official competition like Xiao Ming, and the last one is just to make up the number.

Dao Run also wanted to come along, but was detained at home by her mother Dao Lan, learning needlework (gōng) and other things.

"Let's go!" After confirming that everything was ready, Xiao Ming left another room at home, and went out first.

Coming outside, an unsurprising figure appeared at the door.

Takeda Mitsue, known as the Shitamachi Goddess.

The old lady refused to accept her old age and participated in the qualifiers, but she was not given special care because of her lack of strength, so she was eliminated in two games and two defeats.

Standing here at this time, I don't want to follow the team, but I know that today's official game starts, so I came here to cheer for the disciples and the teacher and say goodbye.

Xiao Ming nodded at her, then got out of his seat and waited.

Grandma Sanzhi called Rom and Jianzi to her side. First, she chatted with Rom and Shihezi's spirit body for a while, then opened the big box she was carrying, and took out three hoods with eye patterns painted on them. Coats, put them on for the three little girls by hand.

Then she closed the box and handed it directly to Rom. These three battle robes were specially made by her in a tailor shop, and then she made them with spirits. There are also many small props she made during this time in the box.

Although I don't know how much it can play, but it's also a thought.

After doing this and saying goodbye to Towako, Granny Sanzhi turned around and left very freely.

Xiao Ming and the others also drove to Hengcha base.

Well, Dorian rides a horse.

The Hengcha base is located on the outskirts of Tokyo. It is a small private airport. It has been blocked in advance by the local organization. Only a small number of staff provide various services for the psychics. The rest are all psychics who have passed the preliminaries.

There are more than 100 people, gathering in this small area is very lively.

The arrival of Xiao Ming and others attracted the attention of many people. Although they were still doing their own things, their eyes were always vaguely aimed at a few people.

No way, Xiao Ming and Dao Lian's performances in the qualifiers were quite dazzling, especially Xiao Ming, who seemed to be able to do a job with ease in both games, making it impossible for people to know how strong he is. He is definitely the biggest player in the competition. rival.

"Yo, Lian, long time no see." Xiao Ming and the others just arrived when they heard someone calling from a distance.

Xiao Ming saw that a young man with a relaxed face was sitting at a booth eating something, waving his hands towards them, out of tune with the tense atmosphere around him.

Beside the boy, there was also a strange man with multiple plane heads, who also waved after seeing Dao Lian in the team.

Asakura leaves and the dragon of the wooden sword.

People from the main character and the protagonist's team in the Shaman lord anime.

Xiao Ming didn't expect that they would still get to know Dao Lian after he got involved.

On the contrary, Holo Holo wasn't in their team, but Xiao Ming never saw him, maybe he wasn't in this division at all.

"Hmph, I didn't expect it to be you guys. I advise you to withdraw from the competition as soon as possible and not waste time, because the Shaman King is none other than me, Dao Lian." Dao Lian sneered, and fought the two of them in his unique way. call.

Ma Sun's spirit body also appeared, and exchanged greetings with a warrior spirit body that appeared beside Ma Cangye.

"You really haven't changed at all." Ma Cangye stared at Daolian with dead fish eyes, but what he got was a cold smile.

Then Ma Cangye looked at Xiao Ming and the others, "Are these your friends?"

"I'm Xiao Ming, nice to meet you, and, uncle with a strange hairstyle, if you dare to strike up a conversation with my woman, I don't mind changing your hairstyle, a bald head is very suitable for you." Xiao Ming fought with Ma Cangye He said hello, and then glanced at the wooden sword dragon who was about to show courteousness to Jianzi and the others.

"Uncle, Uncle!?" The Wooden Sword Dragon froze and became angry all of a sudden, "I just celebrated my 20th birthday. I'm not an uncle. Do you want to single out, boy!"

"Well, since you are Daolian's friend, then we are all friends. There is no need to quarrel over such trivial matters. Besides, you do look a little too old." Ma Cangye hurriedly acted as a peacemaker.

But his inadvertent make-up knife directly sank the Wooden Sword Dragon.

Xiao Ming also looked at the dragon with the wooden knife who had been deprived of energy. He hadn't paid attention to this information, so he always thought that this guy was at least 30 years old, and it was very likely that he would be 40 years old. Just twenty?

This face is even older than that 19-year-old uncle Leorio.

It's unbelievable!

"It's only 20 years old, isn't it a lie?"

"Maybe he lied about his age in order to strike up a conversation with a little girl?"

"That's right, it's definitely not a good thing, Yulia-chan, you have to stay away from him, this kind of person likes to cheat a loli like you, and then strip her naked and throw her on the bed like that..."

Yulia, who was wearing a hooded overcoat, whispered to Ling Kunqi and Pochi, the voice was like arrows piercing the heart of the dragon with wooden swords.

But Jianzi and Xiaohua's suspicious gazes directly pushed him into the abyss, making him shut himself off.

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Ma Cangye saw Boqi and Kunqi who showed their figures and were instilling strange knowledge to Yulia, and then thought of the name Xiao Ming introduced himself earlier, at this moment, he didn't care about his friends, but looked at Xiao Ming with some hesitation , "You are the Xiao Ming that grandpa said, thank you very much, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't be able to learn the Super·Zhanshiluejue to improve my strength, then I might really be eliminated."

"you are welcome..."

With Daolian and Ma Cang's family as the bond, everyone became acquainted with each other very quickly, and they started wandering around the Hengcha base together.

Waiting until noon, a broadcast sounded, informing everyone to go to the private airport nearby and board a plane painted with the portraits of the elders of the Pachi tribe and the ten priests.

When approaching the plane, Xiao Ming's senses were keenly aware of the abnormality, so he looked at the plane with concentrated thoughts in his eyes.

The plane exudes an undetectable aura, which is also somewhat transparent in Xiao Ming's eyes.

If you don't observe carefully, you really can't find the difference of this aircraft.

This is a supersoul.

The rest, apparently oblivious to this, were queuing up to board the plane.

The power of each system has unique characteristics. Although the psychics in this world can see things that spirits and ordinary people cannot see, they do not have skills to enhance vision such as concentrating and spiritual vision. The control is more detailed, and it can converge energy. These psychics who can see spirits are unable to distinguish between reality and illusion.

Otherwise, it is impossible for Dao Lian and Dao Run not to notice their father's abnormality.

This is also one of the limitations and shortcomings of psychics.

"Let's go, remember to drink less water later." Xiao Ming reminded the girls, and boarded the plane first under their suspicious eyes.

It's still early, because the official competition will take place in the village of the Pachi tribe, so everyone needs to arrive in the United States by plane first, even if the super spirit plane is fast, it will take several hours.

Chapter 49 Yes, that's the smell

Chapter 578 Chapter 49 Yes, that's the smell

"Ah~~~~..."

"Ah~~~..."

A few hours later, when the plane flew over the United States, everyone who was resting with their eyes closed suddenly felt a sense of weightlessness, and the seats under their buttocks disappeared.

No, not only the seats, but the whole plane disappeared with a bang, leaving only a wooden model plane falling down with everyone.

Although no one on the plane really slept except Asakura Ye because they had to be wary of other people around them, this sudden situation still caught everyone by surprise.

Exclamations, screams, and curses resounded high above the United States.

Xiao Ming's comfortable (qiè) free fall is exactly this feeling. He was still thinking about what he always felt was missing after he came to this world. Now he finally realized that he lacked a little surprise and excitement.

The first two regular world teleportations, the first time in history the world teleported to a high-altitude free fall, the second ingenious world teleported to the train track and almost got hit, this time to the Shaman world directly appeared on the street, or on the sidewalk, It went so smoothly that even Xiao Ming felt a little uncomfortable.

I didn't expect the supply to come back at this time, although it was man-made and not an accident.

"Well~, Xiao~ming~..." Jianzi was not far from Xiao Ming, she reached out vigorously, grabbed Xiao Ming's arm, and retracted into his arms, "Hurry up and think of a way, We’re going to fall to our death.”

Then she began to look for Xiaohua and Yulia, and found that Xiaohua was flying a few meters away, tears were streaming from the corners of her eyes, and the tears fell behind her as soon as they flowed out, and were condensed into ice beads by the cold air at high altitude.

Yulia next to Xiaohua was fine, instead of being afraid, she looked excited. Kunqi and Boqi flew beside her in a side-lying position, mockingly commenting on the foolishness of others.

A little farther away, Rom was carrying a suitcase on his back, holding a suitcase in his hand, pressing his top hat firmly with the other hand, staring closely at the ground that was getting closer and closer, obviously already having an idea.

As for Dao Lian, she sneered.

Sensing seeing Zi looking at him, he smiled proudly, "It's just a test of this level, as long as you know how to use the super spirit body and use the spirit body as an air cushion, you can easily land safely."

"Super spirit body?"

"So that's the case, there is another way."

The Dragon of the Wooden Sword and Ma Cangye were not far from Daolian, and suddenly realized when they heard the words.

Many people around also overheard and breathed a sigh of relief.

Those who can enter the final will also use the super spirit body for the last time.

Xiao Ming shook his head secretly. Although the method Daolian said is a good plan, it has a test for the level of the spirit body and the amount of witch power. If the level of the spirit body is not enough and the witch power is not enough, even if it can land, it will still be injured. .

Just arrived at the border of the United States, the first screening has already begun, the purpose is to screen out those who are just pretending to be counting.

After all, there are many contestants from all over the world, the base is large, and the bottom line of strength is also low. There are always some people who pass the preliminary selection through rookies.

For example, staring pitifully at his own son.

"This is a test for you, solve it by yourself, think about what I have taught you during this time." Xiao Ming didn't show any sign of softening his heart, instead, like a ruthless devil instructor, he broke free from Jianzi's tightly hugging arms , slapped her butt hard to push her away, and just stood upright and looked at the girls with her chest in her arms.

"Well~..