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Chapter 90 Chapter 88: Ahahaha, here comes the barbecue!

Turn back the time a little bit, back to the time when Zheng Qi had just left this rented residence.

"I didn't expect that those guys could be wiped out so easily."

Standing in the shadows, a tall man was holding two bags of things with a vicious smile on his face.

"Just put poison in the barbecue."

"The book, the book, the pictures in the book, that's what it says."

Beside this tall man, there was a small figure stammering and echoing the man's words.

It was a sullen-looking boy holding a book almost as big as his head.

"Just in case, let me double check, brother."

As he said that, the big man bent down and looked at the pages of the book that the little boy had opened.

The content above is a cartoon with a slightly grotesque style.

【Brothers Oingoboingo got out of the car and found Jotaro and the others hiding on the edge of the city.beep! 】

[Not long after, Zheng Qi left the house suddenly, and was followed by a dangerous man with a blade.very scary!Hey! 】

【Brother Oyin transformed into a conspicuous hunk like Zheng Qi, and sneaked into the residence with poisonous barbecued meat! 】

[In the end, Jotaro and the others were all poisoned because of eating the poisoned barbecue!Yay! 】

——In these few pages of the book, such content is depicted.

"I, my Thoth, although I can only predict the near future, but, but, but, once the content appears in the book, it will definitely not change, hee hee, hee hee, hee hee hee .”

The little boy hugged his book and let out a weird and gloomy laugh.

"Hmph, I didn't expect such an accurate prediction to appear this time."

The tall man, that is, the man called "Brother Oyin" in the comics straightened up, first put down the two bags of barbecue, then took off his clothes until only the close-fitting clothes were left, and finally put his hands on his face , a meal kneading.

Immediately afterwards, Oyingo's body began to undergo drastic changes!

His body began to swell, from his original height of about 1.8 meters to a height of nearly [-] meters.

Not only that, if you don't look at his face covered with hands, Oyingo's figure looks almost exactly the same as Zheng Qi, there is no difference.

"Hey... As long as I have my stand-in God Knum, I can transform even a guy who is too huge to be human! Height, weight, voice, and even smell, will be the same as that Zheng The instruments are exactly the same! With such a seamless disguise, it's no wonder Jotaro and his group were tricked by me, hehehe."

Oyingo put down his hands, and the face under those palms clearly belonged to Zheng Qi.

"Then, add your younger brother, your language-capable stand-in, Toth..."

Oyingo raised his hands: "We are the invincible brothers Oyingo Boingo!"

That's right.

These two brothers are exactly the two substitute messengers hinted by the God of Creation [God Knum] and the God of Books [Thoth] among the Nine Glory Gods.

As the elder brother, Oyingo has the substitute [God Knum], who has the ability to transform. Although it is very difficult to transform into Zheng Qi, who has a huge difference in size from him, if he is harsher on himself, he Still barely made it.

As the younger brother, Boingo has a substitute [Toth], that is, the big book in his arms, which has the ability to predict the future. The form of the ability is to be able to present the near future in the form of a picture book. on the pages.

Although they can only predict the future in the near future, and when the content will emerge is uncontrollable, but after many tests, the two brothers are absolutely sure that any content that appears on [Thoth] will definitely appear in the The future is realized!

"Brother, clothes."

Boyingo took out the clothes he had bought before and started to help Oyingo put them on.

From a figure of more than 1.8 meters to a size of [-] meters, the original set of clothes must be useless, so after thinking about the plan, the brothers went to buy a new set of clothes.

However, if Brother Oying is alone, it's really not easy to wear this outfit.

The reason is simple, Oyingo's body is not very flexible now.

God Knum's ability is transformation, that is to say, this substitute can't make Oyingo's body really become as strong as Zheng Qi's, but God Knum can only make Oyingo become [Zheng Qi]. The appearance of the device] only.

To put it in a more intelligible way, it is as if Oyingo is now wearing a leather jacket that is inflated while stepping on high heels.

That's right, those seemingly plump and powerful muscles are actually "inflated".

He can indeed use a substitute to allow himself to obtain a body of various heights, weights, appearances and even tastes, but this does not mean that he can have both.

As it is now, in fact, if there is a weighing scale for him to stand on to compare with Zheng Qi, he will be exposed immediately.

The essence of Oyingo is still Oyingo, and the transformation ability of Knum God cannot make his body as strong as Zheng Qi.

Rather the opposite.

Because of this reluctant transformation, his current actions are much more inconvenient than usual.

Even things like dressing yourself can be difficult.

However, this seems harmless to Oyingo.

"With my superb acting skills and your prophecy, brother, Jotaro and the others will not discover these trivial issues."

After changing his clothes, Oyingo mentioned the two bags of barbecue: "Is there a new prophecy on Thoth?"

"For the time being, not yet, not yet."

"In this way, that guy Zheng Qi has to be dealt with later... Anyway, he is not on the must-kill list given by Lord Dio anyway."

Instructing his younger brother to hide himself, Oyingo carried the barbecue, walked out of the shadowed corner of no one, and headed towards the old residential building where Jotaro and the others lived.

When he came to the gate of the residence, Oyingo put all the barbecue on the side with some difficulty and carried it in his hand. With his free hand, he knocked on the gate a few times with all his strength.

Not long after, footsteps came from behind the gate.

"Look, I'll just say it's Zheng Qi."

The door opened, and it was Kakyoin and Polnareff.

Polnareff said with a smile when he saw Oingo who was carrying a barbecue and disguised as Zheng Qi.

Kakyoin looked at Zheng Qi, and seemed to have not heard Polnareff's words.

"Actually, you don't have to come back so quickly. It's normal to want to be alone when you're upset. It's okay to take more walks."

Speaking to Oingo, Polnareff looked at the two bags of barbecue in Oingo's hand: "Oh? What else did you bring back?"

"It's barbecue."

Chapter 91 Chapter 89: Die!Enya!

Oyingo said: "When I was relaxing, I saw a good barbecue restaurant. I thought everyone might be hungry, so I bought some."

"You really mean it!"

Polnareff said with a smile, reaching out to take the two bags of barbecue.

Oyingo hesitated for a moment.

If possible, of course he would like to bring the barbecue in by himself, and watch everyone eat it as the safest.But he also understands that behaviors that would easily arouse suspicion cannot be made here. From the intelligence, he learned that unlike Polnareff who is less vigilant and easy to be careless, Kakyoin beside him is a troublesome person known for his shrewdness and suspicion.

Glancing at it from the corner of the eye, he found that Kakyoin was still staring at him silently. In the end, Oingo still didn't move, allowing Polnareff to take away the barbecue.

"Wow, it's really delicious."

Opening one of the bags, he smelled the aroma of spices and meat from the hot air, and the smile on Polnareff's face became brighter.

"It's still hot! This smell makes me hungry."

As he said that, Polnareff was about to take out a piece of cut meat from the bag to satisfy his hunger.

Bad, bad!

Oingo was surprised.

In order to ensure the effect, he sprinkled an inconspicuous but quick-acting poison into the barbecue. If Polnareff was allowed to eat a slice here first, he might be exposed before anyone else could eat it. !

At that time, as a stand-in without the slightest frontal combat ability, there is absolutely no possibility of escaping from the remaining few people.

What, what should I do?

Just when Oyingo was hesitating whether to speak out, Er Qiao's voice came from inside the room.

"Why are you standing at the door? I heard that Zheng Qi is back, isn't it?"

Standing by the door of the inner room, Er Qiao looked at Oyingo and the others.

"Mr. Joestar, look, Zheng Qi also brought back barbecue, which is very delicious!"

Polnareff turned around and showed Er Qiao the two bags of barbecue in his hand.

"Oh? Speaking of which, we are really busy dealing with Enya and the others, and we haven't had lunch yet."

Er Qiao said with a smile: "Take it in and eat together, Abdel, please make a pot of black tea."

"Ok."

Abdel also came out of the back room, and walked towards the kitchen of the house, which was a bit dilapidated but well-equipped.

"okay."

Polnareff happily walked over with the barbecue, seeming to have given up temporarily the idea of ​​satisfying his hunger first.

Oyingo couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

There was no way, he was now going deep into the enemy's formation alone, even if he made a slight mistake, he might die.

To be honest, if possible, Oyingo didn't want to adopt such a risky battle plan.But he is very clear that the prophecy that appeared on [Thoth] will definitely come true.

That is to say, even if he didn't want to, he might choose to disguise himself as Zheng Qi to kill Jotaro and the others with poisonous roast meat because of some messy reasons.

Instead of panicking when the time comes, it is better to prepare in advance and take the initiative to attack.

This is a kind of tacit understanding and experience that the two brothers have formed since they partnered.

Well, that's it, and then we just have to wait until they eat the roast...Huh?

Ouying, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, turned his face sideways, only to find that Kakyoin was still staring at him.

That look doesn't look like the look at a companion.

This made Oyingo feel relieved a little, and raised his throat again.

Coincidentally, Er Qiao spoke again at this time: "Speaking of which, Zheng Qi, why did you even change your clothes when you went out?"

Goo, damn it, is it still here?

Oyingo was also mentally prepared to be asked this question.

Although he has also considered using hair or skin to directly imitate Zheng Qi's clothes, it is not easy to transform into Zheng Qi's size. More leeway to imitate Zheng Qi's clothes.

I can only wear the clothes I bought just in case.

"Ah... Well, I sent the clothes to dry cleaning. After all, I haven't washed them for such a long time. It's still necessary to change the clothes."

How about this excuse of mine.

I know that you have been busy with travel and dust for a while, this excuse is absolutely flawless!

Oyingo scratched his head and turned his body sideways, trying to prevent Huajingyuan and Erqiao from seeing his expression.

"Dry cleaning?"

Er Qiao raised his eyebrows: "...That's right, let's go find a dry cleaner later."

NICE!

As expected of me!

The corner of Oyingo's mouth couldn't help but rise.

But when he turned his head, he saw Kakyoin's same expression again, and his heart tightened.

"Uh, I'm going to help in the kitchen."

Oyingo hurriedly took a step towards the small kitchen.

Kakyoin looked at his back and remained silent.

The barbecue was placed in sealed paper bags one by one, and it didn't take a few minutes to brew the black tea, so everything after that went smoother than Oyingo thought.

However, two things happened that surprised him.

That is, he met the captured Granny Enya and Mitra, and learned from Polnareff's big mouth that the two had exposed some of Dio's information.