As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

After getting out of Xishan and tricking Yao Zijie's scouts, Hua Manlou's speed slowed down, and at this moment, he even stopped on the road to rest, as if he really came out for a walk.

"Wait for your team." Hua Manlou looked at the distant sky, and said casually.

"What?" Zhao Ren stared at Hua Manlou with wide-eyed eyes: "We people, fight a cavalry, and you want my team to blow them up?"

"if not?"

Zhao Ren looked at Huamanlou, who had a natural expression on his face, and then looked at the firecrackers, Purdue, and tiger squatting cannons and cart cannons in the hands of the young Xishanwei soldiers. He opened his mouth and uttered a word with difficulty. : "You... don't even want to leave the whole body for them? Isn't it too vicious?"

"How do you talk?" Hua Manlou glanced at Zhao Ren contemptuously: "The lion fights the rabbit with all his strength. I'm about to go into battle and fight people with my life. Are you prepared to overdo it? Besides, they are frontier soldiers, elite soldiers." , not the Japanese pirates we fought before, so is there a problem with being careful?"

That's right, Hua Manlou's task for Jinov's team was to burn down Yao Zijie's camp, and then detour to the east for support. After all...

It would be fine if it was just him, but there was a stalker in the team who would follow Zhao Ren, so no accidents could happen to this guy.

What?Are you saying you won't let Zhao Ren follow?

Are you kidding me, this master is a master who listens to people?It is to force him to stay, guessing that as soon as Huamanlou left, he dared to board the airship to bomb other people's camps for fun-he dared to fake the sacred decree and deceive the ship to go out to sea, what else is he not doing? dare?

Therefore, Hua Manlou had to be cautious. He needed to ensure that Yao Zijie's camp would not come to support him. At the same time, when his own combat power was in a crushing state, he would go forward to attack the soldiers and horses ambush on the eastern front. If there was any trouble, he would not Mind immediately withdrawing to Xishan for defense.

therefore……

"Mr. Qian, something seems wrong..." In the camp on the eastern front, a hundred households looked at the dozens of airships flying from all directions in the distance, and felt a little nervous: "It's not that these things are setting fire to the camp. What? Why did you come here?”

Qian Hu, the leader of the army, was also a little bit embarrassed: "I also think it's wrong. I just said that the people from Xishanwei are suspicious soldiers, but our scouts said that they don't look like..."

"Then what should we do? Or, retreat back?"

Qianhu smiled wryly without words: People can leave immediately, and horses can also be ridden away directly, but the tents, grain, grass, and equipment cannot be packed in a short time. If you lose these, how can you fight in the future?But if you don't lose it, will everyone just stand in the camp and watch?

Soon he didn't have to make a choice, because a scout stumbled over and reported: "Mr. Qian, Xishanwei is here!"

559. Shotgun Change

As the old saying goes, if you stop and stop, you will suffer from chaos-of course, in Hua Manlou's previous life, this sentence was called hesitation and defeat.

Therefore, when the Qianhu was hesitating whether to abandon the camp, evacuate the food and grass, or try to save these things, Huamanlou led people to kill them.

But when he heard that the Xishan Guard had arrived, the Qianhu had an idea and shouted decisively: "Get on your horse! Get on your horse and attack!"

His idea is very simple and simple: the airship in the sky is going to throw kerosene or Purdue down, so if it waits in the camp, it may be burnt to dust or blown to pieces, but if it is with Xishan If the guards fought together, they wouldn't be so crazy that they even bombed their own people, right?

Theoretically speaking, there is nothing wrong with this Qianhu's idea. After all, the Kinov team in the sky knows that the team below is led by their own uncle, so if it is really a melee, let alone lose Purdue, I guess they even spit on them They didn't dare to vomit down.

But in reality, because of Qianhu's previous hesitation, the whole army was not prepared enough. When they got on their horses in a hurry, the airship was almost overhead.

"Quick! Quick!"

Qianhu yelled and urged, but many times it was useless to yell, and the output of this world was not fun.

The sky-filled Pudu began to fall... Oh, to be precise, it should be Pudu who came to the world, occasionally mixed with some explosive packets-the Pudu that Kinov didn't throw down very much fell to the Liaodong Army camp. Here it is.

That's right, from a strategic point of view, Hua Manlou's purpose was to eat up the ambush in the east first, so he left the most terrible thing here.

Boom boom boom!

The concentration of Purdue was beyond imagination, and the camp was blown to pieces almost instantly. Now the leader of the army can stop worrying about tents, food and grass.

but……

What made him even more troubled was that because of the hesitation when he discovered the airship, many people still failed to escape from the camp when the bombing began, so the Kinov team caused a lot of damage in the first round of bombing.

Qianhu's eyes are red: they are all brothers who come and go in the wind and rain together. They have seen the fierce Tatars and the bitter cold in Saibei, but who would have thought that they would die here aggrieved after returning?

"Rush! Keep going! Don't stop!"

Just now Qianhu saw very clearly that the speed of the airship is not as fast as that of a horse, so as long as they charge up, they will definitely not be able to blow themselves up.And once he rushed to the team sent by Xishanwei, who didn't know whether it was the main force or a cover-up, the direction of the battle would be the style he was familiar with.

To be honest, after the attack on the three major battalions, all members of the Liaodong Army felt that "I am so good at fighting", but after that, bursts of anger surged: "I am so good at fighting, but you actually want to fight?" Lao Tzu reformed?

But today, since facing Xishanwei, the Liaodong Army has been unable to deal with it—it set fire, fired artillery, and bombed. From the beginning to the end, they didn't even see what the opponent's face looked like. What the hell? Can it be called a war?

But now, when Qianhu rushed up with a group of people, he felt that he had realized again: Sure enough, in a war, one should just rush up and do it regardless of the three sevens and twenty ones. A mere Xishanwei?

After thinking about it, Qianhu jumped up with enthusiasm: "Come on! Go ahead and kill every piece of armor!"

After rushing out of the range of the camp, there is a dense forest on the outskirts—for ambushes, naturally they have to find a hidden place to hide, cats, this is the usual practice.Although they were all spotted by Kinov, they couldn't change places for a while, so the field of vision was not wide after leaving the camp.

And after bypassing the dense forest, the leader Qianhu fulfilled his wish and saw the Xishanwei who had already lined up in the distance.

The formation of Xishanwei is an arc-shaped semi-surrounding structure. More than [-] people are divided into three rows. From a distance, it looks very thin, so that Qianhu who led the cavalry charge wanted to laugh: Huamanlou is at this level. ?

As we all know, the most powerful part of cavalry lies in its impact, so when dealing with cavalry charges, formation depth is very important-this theory is not only used for equal cavalry charges, but also for heavy infantry to deal with cavalry charges, and When dealing with cavalry, heavy infantry will also set up horses, trenches, etc. on the ground to reduce their impact, which shows how powerful the cavalry is.

So when Qianhu, the leader of the army, watched Huamanlou make the team into such a thin arc like a two-pole, his nose was almost bubbling with excitement: "Follow me to charge! Make contributions today! Go! "

"Come on~~~~!"

The cavalry shouted and were excited, as if they were not the ones who were blown out of the camp by Kinov just now.

Here I have to mention a few digressions.

There is such a sentence in Gustave Le Bon's "The Crowd": Once the individual enters the crowd, his personality is drowned.The mind of the crowd reigns supreme, while the behavior of the crowd is unanimous, emotional, and low-IQ.

Therefore, in this queue of cavalry charging, there are naturally many people who vaguely recalled the Huamanlou incident in the past, but they were soon led astray by others: everyone was charging, and there was an airship behind them. Bombing, so what else can we do if we don't rush at this time?

And what if it rushes over?

This kind of thinking is exactly the same as Erstumu who led the cavalry to charge outside the west gate of the capital, and the situation at this moment seems to be the same as in previous years-even though the number of opposing sides has increased tenfold from three hundred to three thousand , but the stark contrast between stillness and movement is just like the three hundred boys who fought against Wala back then, so much so that Qi Wanrong, who was standing behind Huamanlou, couldn't help but miss the time when she was unmarried in the past...

Boom boom boom!

The sound of the cannon interrupted Qi Wanrong's memories, and also broke the arrogance of Qianhu who led the charge—it was only then that he suddenly remembered that Xishanwei was most famous for fighting cavalry.

No matter how similar the scene is, the details are already different from those of the past.

At the time of the war against Wala, Huamanlou was carrying young soldiers who had not been trained for a long time and newly improved firecrackers, so Erstum could be rescued after the battle, but now Huamanlou was carrying a The Xishanwei, which has gradually matured, and the most advanced tiger squatting guns and cart guns in Xishan, are more powerful than in the past, which corresponds to the old saying: a shotgun is replaced by a cannon.

So almost in an instant, the Liaodong Army changed from excitement to consternation, and then from consternation to panic.

The intensity of the artillery fire was beyond imagination, and the power of the explosion was beyond imagination, so that all members of the Liaodong Army felt that it was a very stupid thing to charge in this environment, so...

"Withdraw! Quickly withdraw!"

That Qianhu's eyes were red again.

In fact, without him saying anything, people had already reined in their horses, and each of them started fleeing in different directions, even forgetting that there was an airship chasing behind him to play Purdue Incarnation...

The Eastern Front is defeated!

560 I'm Good at This!

After the news of the defeat on the Eastern Front came back to the Liaodong Army camp, Yao Zijie was in a daze.

No, it was agreed that the main force of Huamanlou would be in Xishan, but what came out was a miscellaneous army that deceived people?

So it was a motley army that directly defeated the elite cavalry of the Liaodong Army within half an hour. Is this reasonable?You know, that's not 40 people, not 400 people, it's [-] elite cavalry!

"Idiots! They are all idiots!" Yao Zijie was a little annoyed.

In one day, the Liaodong Army seemed to have fallen from heaven to hell—when the three major battalions were broken up, even though he knew it was impossible, Yao Zijie still held the thought of "I might be able to take down the capital and wait for the prince to come down." The fantasy of coming to the throne, after all, looking around at that time, it seems that there is no one of his own near the capital, so who will not be inflated?

The same is true for the soldiers including the three major battalions. After all, the three major battalions of "inside guarding the capital and preparing for battle outside" were overthrown by them in one fell swoop. In this way, are there any opponents in Dazhao?

But today, Huamanlou slapped all the Liaodong Army in the face, as if telling them: Where are you looking?Here, see, your uncle is still here!

Seeing that the sun was setting, the camp was still in a mess.The half of the camp tent that was still emitting green smoke seemed to be curling up like cooking smoke. The giant logs and ladders used for the siege were burned to pieces, and the dead and wounded livestock were piled up in the center of the camp.

A little appetizing?

Yao Zijie was in a daze for a long time before he remembered that he had been busy all day and hadn't eaten yet.

"Slaughter those livestock and eat them, peel off their skins, maybe they can be used as a shelter..." After Yao Zijie said half a sentence, he waved his hands weakly and got into the remaining tent that was still in good condition. ——It is a new defeat right now, and morale is not high at all. If he can't hold back the curse after saying a few words, it is estimated that the situation will be worse than the worse.

So what we have to do now is not to swear, but to adjust the strategy as soon as possible, and to rectify morale by the way.

So, is there a better way to boost morale than a barbecue?

……

"Is this... the end of the fight?" When the Liaodong Army started to barbecue, Huamanlou's side also retreated, but one of them couldn't accept the reality: "I just fired a cannon, and the battle is over? Is this plausible?" ?”

"Isn't it good to fight fast?" Hua Manlou gave Zhao Ren a blank look: "How long do you want to fight? You must know that your people are still suffering, and your father is still besieged in the capital, so we can fight as fast as possible." The sooner they can be rescued, the sooner you mean it, it’s the same as wanting to fight for three or five years? Is this plausible?"

Zhao Ren hurriedly said: "That's not what I meant, I just wanted to say that. You see, in a war, two armies confront each other, shouting for kills and beating drums. In the end, you ran to the front and bombed randomly. Don't you feel a little bored?"

Hua Manlou rolled his eyes and was too lazy to answer.

Zhao Ren continued to babble: "If you fight like this, countless people will learn from you in the future. This makes the matter of fighting completely turn into a frantic bombardment with different methods. You are responsible for this, don't you know? You will be punished. It will be recorded in the annals of history!"

Hua Manlou continued to roll his eyes.

fight……

Isn't it just the wild bombing of the two sides changing ways?In the future...or in the previous life, there was a thing of 20 million pieces of jade, and there was a thing of losing [-] people after throwing something down, so what?

And what about the mighty and domineering Dongfeng Express that makes Chinese people excited?

So, people these days are ignorant, even a genius like Zhao Ren is like this...

Seeing Huamanlou ignoring him, Zhao Ren sighed melancholy, and reluctantly followed Huamanlou to the west mountain step by step: it was so hard to get the battle. Thinking about fighting the enemy general for [-] rounds, and cutting him off the horse with the last blow, the result...

"Don't be so delusional, let me tell you, this is a war, not a joke." Hua Manlou suddenly looked back at Zhao Ren, and said seriously: "Although we won two games today, the siege of the capital has not yet been lifted. The Liaodong Army is not even injured, the hard power is still there, and there is still a lot of trouble on the side of King Yiduan. So if something goes wrong with you at this moment, Da Zhao will be changed, you know? ?”

Hua Manlou was really afraid that something would happen to Zhao Ren, and even specially arranged for someone to keep an eye on him, in case he would forge an imperial decree and go to sea if he didn't agree with each other like that day.This brat is bold and fat, and if something unexpected happens, Hua Manlou's whole family will wipe their necks.

Therefore, when he heard his views on the war, Hua Manlou immediately became vigilant.

"I know, I know." Zhao Ren nodded perfunctorily, and became even more melancholy: Today's small-scale battle can't benefit him, so can he still have his own share in the big battle in the future?Why is my identity so cumbersome?

Hua Manlou gave a few more words of advice, then went to work on her own, the business was important.

As he said, the siege of the capital has not yet been resolved, and things have not changed much in essence.

Now if you want to retreat from the enemy, you must either have reinforcements arrive, or you must win a big victory, or...

Kill Yao Zijie?

I have to say that the temptation of the last one is too great. After all, Yao Zijie is the backbone of the Liaodong Army. Once he is gone, the entire Liaodong Army will have no leader and will disperse without fighting.

Of course, if there is no restraint, the Liaodong Army will definitely turn into a chaotic army and harass everywhere, just like in the past when the Japanese pirates were dispersed in Ningbo, these bandits ran around and the Tianjin Navy took a lot of effort to get everyone He was arrested and brought to justice, and brought many painful memories to the people nearby.

But from time to time, the Liaodong Army is already harassing everywhere, so the longer it takes, the worse things will be.And if they are broken up, the five cities in the capital, Bingmasi, Dongchang, and Xuanwuwei, will be useful, and they are more professional in arresting people.

What's more, there is still the matter of King Yiduan in the west. If he is really allowed to bring Tumot in, the whole north will be hurt.

"Are you planning to launch a surprise attack? Want to raid the Liaodong Army camp at night?"

When Hua Manlou made up his mind to kill Yao Zijie, Zhao Ren suddenly came over again and asked such a question in a ghostly manner.

Hua ManLou hesitated: "How do you know?"

"I just know." Zhao Ren looked at Hua ManLou with a smile on his face, with a smug expression on his face, "Take me there, I'm good at raiding the camp!"

"What a ghost you are good at!"

"Really, I'm definitely better than you in this respect!" Zhao Ren said solemnly: "Have you ever gone to the imperial dining room to steal food at midnight? Have you ever stolen the emperor's seal by taking advantage of others' unpreparedness? Do you have any experience in all The experience of throwing firecrackers into Huagai Palace without anyone noticing? You..."

"Enough is enough..." Hua Manlou covered his forehead: "Go back and stay honestly!"

561. Unhappy life

As far as the shitty things that Zhao Ren did, it would be enough for the barbarians to do it by anyone else. Fortunately, he has the face to say it, and he really has the face to link these chicken-screaming and dog-robbing things with the raiding of the camp...

In other words, these two things seem to be really connected?

After all, both of them have to be carried out in a sneaky way, and both of them should not attract attention, and they have to retreat unscathed after the work is done. This kind of ability must at least have a certain amount of talent, right?

Not to mention the other side, since the establishment of the state of Zhao, the only one who successfully stole the emperor's seal and fled to the sea, and successfully threw the firecrackers into the Huagai Hall and fled to the Yin'an Hall of the East Palace, is probably the only one like Zhao Ren , which is enough to prove his talent.

And what...

Although Huamanlou really wanted to lock Zhao Ren up and not leave Xishan until the matter was over, this brat was not an ordinary brat—it wasn't just his identity that made Huamanlou dare not really shut him down. He, also because his type of brat is really the kind of guy who wants to do it the more you don't let him do it, and Hua Manlou believes that even if he is locked up, he will have a hundred ways to escape by himself.

So after Zhao Ren was entangled for a while, Hua Manlou asked helplessly, "Then tell me first, what can you do?"