Invincible priest, out of the courtroom

Rorschach is married, and the bride is not me...

But just when she was sad and lost, a strange courage burst out of her heart inexplicably.

I haven't lost yet!I can do it!

Once such a thought popped up in my mind, I couldn't hold it back anymore, so I stepped forward with my slender legs and rushed towards Luo Xia.

Is evil born on the edge of courage, planning to steal love?

It's a pity that before he succeeded, he was awakened by a hasty knock on the door.

"ah!"

Deltina sat up from the bed suddenly, panting heavily, then reached out to wipe the sweat from her forehead, and then rubbed her hot red face vigorously.

I...how could I have such a dream?

How could such a thing be done in a dream?

Ugh... I'm such an ignorant pervert...

She was reviewing herself when she heard the knock on the door again.

She quickly changed into her normal clothes and ran to open the door.

Standing outside the door was a middle-aged man in a black uniform with a stern expression.

"Lieutenant Deltina, I am Lieutenant Colonel Kane, who is investigating Section [-], your new boss."

"I regret to inform you that your vacation is over."

The Undertaker: Chapter 32 32. Business Development

"Senior, I feel like mushrooms are growing on my head? Is it because I eat too many potatoes?"

Nota and Rorschach sat together on the steps in front of the church, posing with their faces in their hands, and showing that bored salted fish expression.

The little milk cat squatted obediently between the two of them, with its short tail swaying from side to side, looking very leisurely.

"Don't look like it, it's just growing mushrooms."

Rorschach said, and then snapped his fingers.

puff~ puff~ puff~

After three muffled sounds, Nota, the little milk cat, and Luo Xia really grew three mushrooms on their heads.

"Senior, thank you for making me happy."

Nota said blankly, not really happy, she stretched out her hand calmly, and pinched the mushroom above her head slightly.

The mushroom suddenly disappeared like a punctured bubble.

This mushroom was 'pinched' out of thin air with the kind of magic that creates visual effects. Strictly speaking, it should be an illusion, not an orthodox magic.

But it is the most popular divine art nowadays, and it belongs to the core technology that every sect must have.

It's just that other people won't pinch a mushroom like Rorschach to make a beautiful girl happy, but create that kind of high-end and magnificent visual effects, such as glittering gold, faintly visible, holy and compelling, in short, it is used to coax believers.

Rorschach is very against this kind of flashy packaging and publicity, and thinks it is not the right way, so even though he has learned it, he is more proficient than others, and he will not use it to deceive people, but just use it to tease Nota.

However, this is the third time in the past week that I used the same method to tease Nota. The first two times had good results, making Nota giggle, but for the third time, even if Nota No matter how stupid you are, you can't laugh anymore.

The main reason for her depression was the continuous drizzle that had been falling for a whole week.

If it rains, no one will come, no one will feel bored, and bored will feel like mushrooms are growing.

Nota was so bored that he cleaned the whole church clean and shiny.

The point is, the rain hasn't stopped yet. I heard from the radio this morning that the astrologer announced that the rain will continue for another week...

Of course Luo Xia was a little annoyed by the rain, so he asked:

"It's raining all the time. It's really disturbing. What do travel magazines say? Is this weather normal?"

"According to the introduction in the magazine, the rainy season in the City of Oracles has always been chaotic, sometimes it's summer, sometimes it's winter, the longest time it fell for half a year, and the shortest time it didn't rain at all for a whole year. "

Nota replied helplessly.

"I really don't know what's so good about this place that so many people want to squeeze in."

Rorschach complained, then took out his pocket watch to look at it, and stood up from the steps.

"It's almost time, I should go, knight Nota, the church will be guarded by you and the little milk cat."

"Predecessors, please pay attention to safety, remember to help me pay attention to the new issue of the magazine."

Nota reminded blankly.

Compared with her boredom, Rorschach is a bit busy.

Although in the week after Deltina joined the teaching, there were no new recruits, and even Deltina never appeared again, so Nota has never seen this bold Kryptonian until now.

But Rorschach unexpectedly opened up a new business space.

Aunt Mary, the enthusiastic neighbor who lived nearby, was the one who invited them to eat potato stew last time. She had a funeral at home and wanted to find a pastor to preside over it, so she approached Rorschach, who lived closest, and was willing to pay 50 yuan for it. Remuneration in silver coins.

This price can be regarded as a fair market price in the City of Oracles. Naturally, Rorschach would not refuse, and he grasped the opportunity accurately. He presided over the funeral perfectly, and once shocked the guests present.

In fact, objectively speaking, his performance is not as professional as those priests who specialize in this industry, but the visual effect is not good enough.

Others saw him holding the scriptures in his hand, reciting the eulogy in a low voice, and then raised his hand and snapped his fingers. In an instant, a white light slanted down, and a looming temple above the clouds appeared on the ceiling.

And in the waterfall-like light, a figure can still be seen spreading his arms, rising slowly, floating towards the temple, and slowly disappearing in it, making all the guests weep for it.

Well, that light curtain is a bit too dazzling...

Ordinary pastors really can't handle this scene.

But this is not a visual special effect created by Rorschach on purpose, but the inherent characteristics of the magical art of [Comfort the Undead]. After he learned this magic, its visual effect has always been like this, and he has not modified or adjusted it. Pass.

In short, because the visual effects are gorgeous and exaggerated enough, Rorschach has gained some fame in Aunt Mary's circle, and everyone knows that he is a handsome young pastor with unique temperament, good at presiding over funerals, and excellent professionalism.

So, Rorschach started to get busy like this.

The urban area of ​​the city of oracle plus the villages and towns outside have a population of 1500 million. Even for normal birth, old age, sickness and death, there is a huge business space for funerals, not to mention that various 'accidents' happen here every now and then.

Rorschach, who already had a small reputation, naturally had continuous business. In just one week, he had presided over 20 funerals, and the most in one day was five consecutive funerals.

As a result, his name and reputation became more and more famous, and he even had the nickname of "Rorschach the Undertaker", which naturally earned a lot of money for the sect.

In the end, he spent all the money on the church, and he and Nota still insisted on penance, eating potatoes every day, and the food was not as good as the little milk cat, at least it still had goat milk to drink.

Of course, Rorschach also knew that it was impossible for him to do this kind of thing all the time. When the rainy season was over and the church's passenger flow resumed, he would stop accepting business in this area.

Although he also tried to use this opportunity to preach, the effect was not good.

To be honest, the person who would invite such a small priest from a small sect to preside over the funeral is unlikely to become a devout believer, otherwise, where would it be Rorschach's turn?

And regardless of the large population and sects in the City of Oracles, it is also because of the large number of sects that all people have become shallow believers. Most of them are the kind—

I'm in a bad mood today, change to another sect.

Work is not going well today, change the sect.

Today I found out that my son was not my own, so I changed to another sect.

True devout believers have become a minority instead...

Anyway, most of the customers that Luo Xia came into contact with were of this type, they believed in everything, but they didn't believe in anything.

And the most exaggerated family has a statue of a goddess in front of the door, a statue of a male god next to it, a statue of an angel on the left in the corridor, and a statue of a saint on the right, all of which are not from the same sect.

The living room is filled with statues of various gods. Those who don't know it think they have entered the Pantheon.

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Undertaker: Chapter 33 33. It's outrageous and ridiculous

All in all, the people and social atmosphere in the city of oracles are so outrageous. Even for things like belief, they pay attention to being pragmatic and simple, which is completely different from that in the Northland.

This should also be one of the important reasons why the four missions of the Holy See in the Northland all failed.

Luo Xia didn't have a good solution for this for the time being, he could only be patient, and slowly educated and corrected.

But today he didn't have such an opportunity. The funeral he was going to preside over today was a bit special. He didn't go to other people's homes or cemeteries, but to the police station.

As his name of "Rorschach the Undertaker" became more and more prominent, even the police station sent an invitation to him, asking him to help clean up the murder scene.

Rorschach originally wanted to refuse.

But the police officer in charge of the contact just said a little:

"The commission is two gold coins."

So Rorschach took the tram and arrived at the police station on time.

Officer William, who was in charge of the contact, was already waiting outside the door, and greeted him as soon as he came over:

"You are on time, Reverend Rorschach."

Luo Xia naturally turned to his goddess subconsciously:

"This is derived from the teaching of the goddess. Time should be cherished and not wasted."

"Well said, I like to work with crisp people, so let's hurry up."

After speaking, Officer William took Rorschach in a police car to the scene of the murder, which was located at the intersection of the upper and lower urban areas.

Before getting out of the car, Officer William also kindly reminded:

"I believe you should also understand that since we paid several times more than the market price to invite you here, the scene must be a little ugly..."

Rorschach nodded, he must have expected this.

And the murder scene here is indeed very restricted...

It was an empty warehouse with '13' painted on the walls.

The ground that should have been empty was completely filled with various blood clots and debris. It was impossible to count how many corpses there were, and the air was also full of that disgusting stench.

Even many police officers couldn't bear this scene, they huddled in a corner and vomited non-stop.

It's no wonder that they are willing to spend a lot of money to hire professionals like Rorschach. Ordinary priests really can't handle this battle.

And if it is not dealt with in time, no one knows what strange things will breed.

"Take your time if you can."

Officer William covered his mouth and nose with a handkerchief, urging in a low voice.

Luo Xia's face was calm, and his expression was as usual, so he skillfully brewed a magic spell and snapped his fingers.

Thirteen light curtains suddenly descended from the sky, and thirteen figures were reflected inside.

But the temple hidden in the clouds did not appear.

The figure in the light curtain is not in the posture of spreading his arms and slowly rising, but kneeling on his knees and clasping his hands, as if bowing his head in repentance.

At this moment, this place no longer looked like a bloody murder scene, but instead seemed to be undergoing some kind of pious confession ceremony.

In the end, the images of the thirteen Taoists burned up in the light curtain like pieces of paper thrown into the fire, and disappeared without a trace.

All the police officers present were so shocked by this scene, they stood there in a daze, opened their mouths slightly, and breathed heavily, as if they had forgotten the turbidity and stench in the air.

Infected by this unique atmosphere again, I really want to kneel down and confess to the gods in their hearts.

Fortunately, they could still realize that this was the scene of a murder, and the ground was disgusting enough, so they managed to restrain the impulse in their hearts.

After more than ten seconds, Officer William was the first to come to his senses.

He was not in a hurry to talk, but first pulled Luo Xia out of the warehouse, took a few breaths of air outside, and then said:

"You are indeed very skillful. Ordinary people really can't make such a grand and realistic scene, and it is very contagious."

Apparently, he took this scene as one of those bluffing visual effects.

Rorschach didn't make any excuses, but just rephrased:

"They are all sinners, so the manifestations will be a little different."

Officer William was taken aback for a moment, and hurriedly asked: