Invincible priest, out of the courtroom

One thing to say, he is not very satisfied with today's 'unbelievable'.

It is neither thrilling nor interesting, without the slightest element of suspense and horror, it feels very perfunctory and mixed with the time of the show.

It's not as good as the "Three Unbelievable Shadow Hunters of the City of the Oracle" that I heard last time. That sounded quite dangerous and scary, which made Rorschach a little worried. If he encounters such a shadow that can attack others What should I do with my stuff?

Today this is very boring, not a threat, not afraid at all.

He really wanted to write a letter to the column team, asking if they were dead?If you are dead, you can bite the steam engine!

"Forget it, let's practice magic."

As Rorschach said, he took out the textbook and turned to the page with words.

After handling Thanatus' funeral in the early hours of this morning, a new divine spell appeared in the scriptures.

This shows that the goddess approves of her approach very much!

But at that time it was not a good time to learn new divine arts, so he postponed it a bit, and only started learning it at this time.

After briefly browsing through the contents of the scriptures, Rorschach rubbed his chin with his hand, thinking about it.

From a structural point of view, this magic spell is somewhat similar to the recently mastered dumb hair magic spell.

It is the kind that consumes very little holy power, but the structure and steps are very complicated. Its difficulty starts at least at the fifth level and is close to the sixth level, but the final specific effect is very strange.

If the magic of dumb hair is a bit like a radio, then this magic is a bit like plasticine, you can knead some objects that meet the requirements into the shape you want.

Well...it's such a simple effect...

As for what is an eligible item?

Luo Xia brewed a magical technique, muttered words, his hands began to form seals, and finally snapped his fingers.

Then the indestructible black textbook in front of him turned into a puddle of soft black plasticine, which he kneaded into a round shape...

To put it simply, it is a dead thing that is holy enough to not move.

And it can only be pinched, it cannot be cut or torn, its components cannot be reduced, and there is no way to add new components to it.

Rorschach tried his hand at this, first squeezed the scripture into a ball shape, and then twisted a few spikes on the surface, trying to shape it into a meteor hammer.

But he is not very understanding and accomplished in handwork, the balls he pinches are not neat enough or round enough, and the spikes are not sharp enough or hard enough, resulting in the final meteor hammer that is pinched like a toy, not ferocious at all. fierce.

After all, even pinching plasticine is a test of artistic attainment.

So it feels strange and embarrassing to put this magical technique in Rorschach's hands.

"Maybe... I can try another idea?"

Rorschach muttered, then went to the back garden, looked at Nota who was still trying to fill in the hole, and raised his hand to cast a new magical spell on her.

Nota: "???"

In the end, it failed. I don't know if it was because she was not holy enough, or because she was still alive?

Rorschach went back to the basement again, opened the handicraft display case, picked through it, and then took out the ugliest one.

This figure looks a bit like a cactus, covered with fine spikes on the surface, but not as tall and straight as a cactus, but tangled and twisted into an indescribably ugly shape.

Luo Xia vaguely remembered that this thing seemed to be called Son of What?

Anyway, it is one of those rare ones that were not thrown into the thirteenth floor of the Tribunal of Divine Grace, but resolved by themselves outside.

He remembered that it was a winter five years ago, when he went out to purchase supplies, newspapers and magazines, and planned to get a haircut, but this thing suddenly appeared out of nowhere, swearing at him, acting extremely irritable and fierce cruel.

It's like Rorschach killed his mother.

On the other hand, Luo Xia always remembers the teachings of the goddess. When conflicting with others, he should be self-denial and guard his heart, without thoughts or attachments, to help others eliminate hatred and disputes, and to interpret the tolerance and mercy of the goddess.

So after some exchanges, Rorschach settled the dispute with it and invited it to settle in the figure showcase.

It was also in that incident that Rorschach met his stupid student Cilarrael.

I still remember that she seemed to be terrified at the time, kneeling in front of her and crying non-stop, until she was brought back to the thirteenth floor, and then cooked a bowl of noodles for her to warm her body before recovering.

Undertaker: Chapter 45 45. Art

Pulling away, Luo Xia quickly withdrew his thoughts, and once again cast the newly learned magic.

This time it succeeded. The ugly twisted cactus suddenly turned into a pool of white plasticine.

It seems that it is still holy enough, and is dead.

"Besides the black scripture, other things can also be pinched, which is not bad."

Rorschach nodded, then took out the scripture that looked like a toy meteor hammer, and raised his hand to disperse the divine spell on it.

The teaching book was restored to its original appearance, and the eight sets of metal rams on it shone with a cold light.

"The scriptures are not suitable for random pinching, let's pinch this..."

"What are you going to pinch? Violent Tyrannosaurus Rex?"

What he needs most now is a means of transportation, and it is inevitable that he will associate it with this aspect.

But there is a fatal problem... this lump of white plasticine is only as big as a palm...

Even if Rorschach really made a motorcycle or something with his outstanding artistic aesthetics, exquisite artistic attainments, and overpowering craftsmanship, it would be so big at most that he couldn't ride it at all.

"It seems that this divine technique still has a lot of room for adjustment and improvement..."

Luo Xia said with a little disappointment, he kneaded the lump of white plasticine in front of him into a gingerbread man, then threw it aside and continued to practice other magic arts.

But before practicing for a long time, I heard a bell ringing from the gate, as if a guest had arrived.

Luo Xia hurriedly went to answer the door, just in time to see the little milk cat jumping up and down.

The little guy was still filling the hole with Nota before, and now he will come to accompany him to welcome the guests, and he seems to be very involved...

Walking to the gate, he saw that the visitor was a well-dressed upper-class person, with pain and sadness on his face, and sincerely invited Rorschach to go to the private manor in the outer city tomorrow to preside over the funeral for his nephew.

Rorschach refused without hesitation, saying that now that the rain has stopped, he has to stay in the church to receive believers, not to mention that the outer city is so far away, it would be too troublesome to row a boat in the past.

But the other party said that the terrain of his manor was very high, it was not flooded, and he didn't need to row a boat. Then he took out a gold coin as a deposit, and there was another gold coin as a reward after the matter was over.

Then Luo Xia can only say that it is the teaching of the goddess to help others and solve their problems...

So things settled down.

Before leaving, the guest who claimed to be Sir Deken looked at the stone goddess statue on the fountain square, then at Rorschach, and finally said:

"My nephew is as young and handsome as you, and also has great artistic talent. He is very popular with girls and has a bright future. Unfortunately..."

After saying that, he shook his head and sighed, and staggered away.

........................

The next day, Luo Xia got up before dawn, warmed the goat milk for the little milk cat, and left three baked potatoes for Nota for three meals a day, and then went out alone, the nearest long distance on foot Station, took the first long-distance bus, and rushed to the outer city.

The outer city of the Oracle City is actually a collective name for the surrounding villages and towns outside the city wall. It is a large area with a total area larger than that of the city. There are hundreds of villages and towns, large and small. It is the area where the city's agriculture and animal husbandry are located. And recently even the industry has begun to move to the outer city.

However, the manor of Sir Durken was far away. Rorschach staggered all the way to the town where the manor was located at almost noon. Fortunately, the town arranged for someone to pick him up, and he was sent to the manor in a carriage.

Even in the city of oracle, there are not cars everywhere...

There are large tracts of grape racks outside this private estate, which is obviously a wine business, but after the heavy rain, the grapes have long since disappeared, and there is a pungent sour smell from a long distance.

But for wine merchants, this natural disaster is a good opportunity to increase prices and make money, so this funeral was very luxuriously prepared by Sir Durken. Hundreds of guests were invited, first a bunch of luxurious lunches, and then brought Guests visited his nephew's private art exhibition before it was the funeral's turn.

It seems a bit like a funeral ceremony...

As for the so-called 'artworks' on display, Rorschach said that he couldn't understand them anyway. What kind of post-modern abstract beast style is this?Painted a messy mosaic with fancy paints, and was praised by other guests, and felt sorry for the untimely death of this artistic genius?

In contrast, Rorschach definitely prefers those elegant arts on earth, such as beautiful girls with white hair and white silk, and pretty women with cat ears and bare feet.

Fortunately, there are not many masterpieces by his nephew, just a few, and Sir Durken quickly walked to the last painting of his life, and guided the guests to appreciate it:

"This pair of "Lover" was his most proud work during his lifetime. It condensed his lifelong attainments and understanding, and interpreted his fiery love for that girl..."

Rorschach glanced at the painting briefly, um...it was probably scribbled on with a particularly bright red color, and then there was a vague human figure, as if posing a ferocious posture with teeth and claws.

"After he met that girl, he created it overnight. As soon as he finished the painting, he... Well, in the end, only this painting was left with all his painstaking efforts."

"He didn't know that girl for a long time, but he fell in love with her at first sight. Later, he told me with a happy face that he was going to marry the girl. This painting is his engagement token..."

"I also sent people to look for this flaming girl, but unfortunately they found nothing... Perhaps, it is only his fate?"

Sir Durken was still babbling about his nephew's story, which made Rorschach feel like complaining.

If you want to find a person who looks like this, I'm afraid you have to go shopping in the Central Mountain Range...

After taking the guests around the private art exhibition, it was Rorschach's turn to appear next.

The funeral venue is the art exhibition hall where everyone is currently, and the coffin is placed between the paintings, which belong to local materials.

Then Rorschach walked up to the half-covered coffin, looked at the Jazz nephew lying quietly inside, and couldn't help being a little curious.

Where did you find the undertaker?Professional enough!

According to Sir Durkan, his nephew had actually been dead for several days, but the weather was so bad that the funeral was postponed until today.

But the young man lying in the coffin looked exceptionally serene and calm, and even had a little bit of a holy temperament, as if he was half asleep and might jump up and attack himself at any time.

Luo Xia has presided over so many funerals before and after, and this is the first time he has met such an embalmer with such superb skills.

The Undertaker: Chapter 46 46. What a hell

After a little feeling of the superb skills of the 'peer', Luo Xia began to preside over the funeral seriously, muttering words for a while, brewing the magic in advance, and finally snapped his fingers.

The holy white light descended from the sky as promised, and the looming temple appeared in the clouds, and a figure appeared in the light as usual. He was indeed a handsome young man. Even though he was bathed in the white light, his appearance was clearly visible, and his face was full of peace and serenity. .

He first smiled politely at Rorschach, nodded, as if expressing his gratitude, then turned around, bowed slightly to the guests present, waved again, as if saying goodbye, and finally slowly faded into the light.

The guests present were dumbfounded, they were stunned for a few seconds, and then they started to sob, weeping into a ball.

Even Luo Xia himself was a little confused, and froze in place, showing a thoughtful look on his face.

How could this be?

What the hell...

About half an hour later, the guests' emotions gradually stabilized, and then they walked to the coffin one by one to bid farewell to the remains. Another individual chatted with Rorschach while wiping away tears:

"Pastor Luo Xia, your skills are simply outstanding. The scene just now, when he waved goodbye to us, was so touching..."

"As expected of the 'Mourner Rorschach' who has been in the limelight recently, it is not of the same grade as those outside. Your arrangement really touches people's hearts."

"Pastor Rorschach, do you have a girlfriend? I can't wait to start a new relationship after this touching funeral that ended because of love."

Rorschach dealt with the enthusiasm of the guests with a little embarrassment, not knowing how to explain it.

The scene just now was really not made up by him. He never bothered to use those visual-type magic arts to deceive people. This is the original effect of magic arts.

But the question is, why did the previous scene appear?

After the guests finished their farewells one by one, Sir Durkan came forward last, first lying on his nephew's coffin and crying loudly, then wiped away his tears, and firmly held Rorschach's hand.

"Thank you so much, thank you for allowing him to see us for the last time, thank you, Pastor Rorschach."

After all, he stuffed two gold coins to Rorschach, one more than the previous agreement.

Rorschach hesitated for a moment, and asked as implicitly as possible:

"When did he meet that girl?"

Although Sir Durken felt that this question was a bit strange, he still answered from memory:

"Two weeks ago? Or ten days ago? I don't remember clearly. During that time, I was busy with business matters and neglected to take care of him. I only know that he came back from sketching one night and was in the town. I met that girl at the crossroads..."

Luo Xia nodded and didn't ask any more questions, so he excused the long journey and left first.

........................

On the way back in the long-distance bus, Luo Xia kept rubbing his chin, thinking about it.

The death of Jazz's nephew is a bit strange...

[Comfort the Undead] The scenes presented by this magic technique are not just visual effects, but have clear meanings in them.

To put it simply, like a normal dead person with open arms, the soul of the dead rises slowly, and finally disappears in mid-air, which marks that the soul of the dead has obtained [salvation]. This is the most common and common situation.

And like those dead in Warehouse No. 13, the dead souls knelt down to repent, showing that they were [praying for salvation], which is also a normal situation, and this scene will appear when using this magic spell on those cultists.

At the same time, this is also the real function and value of this magic technique. By making the dead souls of the cultists repent, it can avoid the breeding of all kinds of weird things.