Invincible priest, out of the courtroom

So at noon the next day, there was something extra in Avia's church.

In the originally empty fountain square, there was a rocking tiger and a rocking cat.

In the back garden, there is an additional cartoon shuttle board, a simplified version of the big pendulum, a physics holy sword used to explain physics, and a large scale used to measure the weight of life.

This makes the warm and comfortable Avia Church a little more childlike.

Then the church warehouse behind the dormitory was filled with all kinds of toys.

But these facilities and toys are just as Getaf claimed, with excellent workmanship, excellent appearance and high quality.

Rorschach especially likes the shake and ding cat.

The appearance is like a cartoon Ding Ding cat, the eyes are very big, and it looks cute and cute.

Not only can it shake back and forth, left and right, but also flap its wings while shaking.

Rorschach sat up to experience it, and didn't even want to get down.

Nota liked the simplified version of the big pendulum in the shape of a cartoon moon at first, and as soon as the worker installed it, she couldn't wait to sit on it, and asked Rorschach to push her.

Luo Xia then blew two breaths into his palm, and then blessed himself with [Divine Power], and then pushed Nota's chest or back hard.

Nota then started a centrifugal rotation.

"Wow ah ah ah!!! Help!!!"

She kept making that shrill and tender cry that seemed to have escaped the gravity of the earth.

"Senior! How can you play on the swing like this!"

It can be seen that her physical fitness is still very strong, and she was not thrown out or passed out?

After all, it is just a simplified version of the big pendulum...

The Undertaker: Chapter 133 131. The update of chasing collapsed

After Nota got off the simple pendulum, also known as the swing, his eyes were full of mosquito coils, and his mouth became a wavy line, as if a soul would float out of it at any moment.

Probably like this: (@﹏@)

I believe she won't like such dangerous rides anymore, right?

On the contrary, the little milk cat is very smart. It likes the cartoon shuttle board very much. It first climbs up with hands and feet, and then rolls down the slide like a ball of fur, and then continues to climb happily Go up, change tricks and slide down.

Think of this as a large cat climbing frame belongs to the...

Therefore, Rorschach's decision to install some amusement facilities in the church was a wise choice, and the whole church suddenly seemed a little more relaxed and fun. I believe it will definitely attract more believers to visit in the future, right?

With good expectations in mind, Rorschach went back to the fountain square to sit on the rocking cat, and while rocking, he bristled his hair and listened to the radio program.

Now he ran back to listen to the "Exquisite Afternoon Tea Time" column again.

Because something went wrong with the "I'm the King of the Sea in the City of the Oracle" I've been listening to...

Probably the original author was rushed too much by the reminder, and started to write indiscriminately, leaving a lot of beautiful girls' emotional lines instead of advancing, and wrote the protagonist to the central mountain range to fight monsters and upgrade, but accidentally fell into a monster the trap...

The rich lady in the same class also took a dangerous secret medicine for the male lead, burning her life, bursting out her inner potential, planning to rescue the male lead at the cost of her life.

As a result, as soon as he went out, he was unfortunately hit by an out-of-control steam dump truck and flew into the air, killing him on the spot...

And the childhood sweetheart girl next door is also willing to sacrifice herself in order to save the hero, and she does not hesitate to join a cult and pray to the evil god for power.

As a result, the ceremony and steps were mistaken. When cutting the wrist for sacrifice, he accidentally cut a little deeper. Before contacting the evil god, he lost too much blood and died on the spot...

As for the remaining beautiful girls around the protagonist, they are also planning to take their own methods to rescue the protagonist. The specific process is already a matter of the next chapter.

Anyway, after listening to this chapter, Luo Xia completely abandoned his self-cultivation and quality, and cursed loudly, saying that he would never listen to this column again.

Still angry, he wrote an extremely irritable anonymous letter and sent it to the program team, asking the other party to forward it to the original author.

In the end, I can only go back and listen to "Exquisite Afternoon Tea Time".

And today's column started with a very sensitive topic...

The two hosts are actually talking about the Holy See in the Northland?

"Then Bishop Kangding, as an outstanding clergyman, you have profound attainments in divine arts. How do you view such a behemoth as the Holy See in the Northland? What's the difference between denominations?"

"Well, what I want to say most about this topic is that everyone has a great misunderstanding of the Holy See in the North. As one of the oldest and most powerful orthodox churches in the world, it should not be stereotyped rated..."

"Indeed, you should look at everything objectively, so please go back and persuade your wife or husband, listeners, stop scaring your children with the words 'Northern guys specialize in eating crying children'..."

To Rorschach's surprise, this column, which always likes to criticize other sects, actually gave a series of fairly objective comments on the Holy See of the Northland?

The greatness of the Holy See was recognized, and the contribution of the Holy See in eliminating cults and resisting monsters was recognized, and the old-fashioned teachings were modified as much as possible.

Anyway, Rorschach was listening, wondering if the column team had received money from the Holy See of the Northland?

It's a pity that after hearing the latter, the two hosts still couldn't help showing their true colors, and began to confuse black and white, spreading rumors and causing trouble.

They actually gave the current pope a very high evaluation, calling him "the most outstanding divine genius in human history" and "the ultimate new star representing the hope of the priests"? !

Rorschach really didn't know how they came up with this evaluation?Isn't it mushy?

I'm afraid you haven't seen the scene where Cilaril bumped her head against the flower table so stupidly?

I've never seen her unable to learn the seventh-level divine art, and she can only hug her knees and cry non-stop, right?

I don't even know that she can't even do simple addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, so she pays me a few more gold coins every month, right?

While listening, Luo Xia complained violently in his heart.

Fortunately, the chat about the Holy See in the Northland is almost over, and it is Rorschach's previous favorite "Five Unbelievably Rich Late Night Party in the City of the Oracle"

Today's unbelievable, it's about a dozen rich people who meet to play a passionate salon on a certain night, choose a high-end and luxurious suburban manor, and invite many socialites to attend, highlighting the luxury of money.

But just in the middle of the salon, a sudden change occurred, and various strange events happened to the manor.

First, a sudden heavy snowstorm covered the neighborhood, trapping everyone in the manor.

Then, a socialite died inexplicably, and her death was miserable, her head was in a different place, which cannot be described.

The rest of the people began to wonder if it was caused by someone playing too unrestrainedly. The two sides started a fierce quarrel, and finally broke up unhappy, and each took their female companions back to the room to continue.

As a result, three more people died inexplicably one after another, and each of them died very suddenly and strangely.

This frightened the remaining people, who no longer dared to separate, but had to gather in the hall of the manor.

But even so, there are always people who change tricks and excuses to act alone, going to the toilet for a while, getting some food for a while, thinking of their ex again, and wanting to be alone.

Then, without exception, everyone died tragically...

Until the end, only two people survived in the entire manor. They accused each other of being the mastermind behind the scenes, and fought for it, and it intensified. In the end, they took out matchlock guns from each other, emptied the magazines without hesitation, and died together.

After hearing the whole story, Luo Xia couldn't help but nodded, looking very satisfied.

This time "Unbelievable" has finally returned to the previous level, which is very horrifying and frightening.

And this method of killing everyone one by one is really terrifying when you think about it carefully, and it makes people feel horrified.

Rorschach couldn't help sighing in a low voice:

"To actually kill all the people who attended the party, this method is really vicious and cruel..."

"I really don't know what this 'unbelievable' true face is? A supernatural phenomenon? A cult?"

"I hope I won't encounter such a scary thing in the future..."

Undertaker: Chapter 134 132. This is just right

Just like that, when the time came to dusk, when the bell rang throughout the city, Rorschach got off the Tinker Cat and was about to close the door.

In the end, I saw Akatis and Nido walking over, each holding a pair of food boxes in their hands, walking cautiously, as if they were afraid that the contents inside would spill out.

Then when she saw Luo Xia, Nido laughed happily, waving at him non-stop:

"Senior Luo Xia, come and taste the romantic love dinner for couples I prepared for you. I believe that you will be willing to be my boyfriend as long as you take a sip... Alas!"

As soon as she reported her intention for the trip, she received two punches on the head from Akatis, and she couldn't speak anymore.

Agatis waited until he reached the church door, then nodded slightly to Rorschach, and then said:

"It's her first time in the kitchen, the taste may not be very good, please bear with me..."

Nido smiled and waved her hands quickly.

"Mother Agartis, don't say that, I think I'm still very talented in cooking, at least it's non-toxic and has no side effects?"

It was only then that Luo Xia noticed that all five of her fingers were covered with bandages...

Maybe it's the commemoration of the first time I went to the kitchen?

It can only be said that it is worthy of being able to play well with Nota, but the two have similar breasts and similar stupidity.

After all, she is also a nun, so she can't even use healing spells?

Are you worthy of the San Gallo who was permanently named a mental hospital?

Although Rorschach only knew about this mental hospital when he came to the City of Oracles, he had heard of the name of San Gallo in the Northland.

Although the priest Gallo is also a saint who is bestowed by the world, even Rorschach recognizes his achievements and contributions and is willing to call him 'Saint Gallo'

This Priest Gallo is not very powerful, he can even be said to be very weak. He has only mastered one divine art in his whole life - the first-level healing system [Slow Healing]

Earlier, this divine technique was once considered the most useless divine technique. Although it was the easiest type to use, its specific effects were not even comparable to those of visual effects.

Its effect is slow, and its curative effect is poor. It can only treat trauma, and it doesn't even have the effect of stopping bleeding and labor pain, so it is stronger than the self-healing of the human body.

If it is really a serious injury that depends on this magical technique, the patient often dies first due to the transition of pain and excessive bleeding...

It is said that this magical technique has never saved anyone, so it was once called "waiting for death slowly", "psychological comfort", "hospice care" and so on.

Until the pastor Gallo devoted his whole life to optimizing and improving it, which not only accelerated the curative effect, but also added the necessary hemostatic pain effect, and could also deal with some less severe poisoning and internal diseases.

The most critical and important improvement is that the priest no longer needs to cast it continuously. Once cast, it will continue to take effect until the injury is healed.

At the same time, the difficulty of getting started has hardly changed, and it is still one of the best divine arts to master.

In the end, the pastor Gallo selflessly shared his life's hard work with the world, allowing almost all denominations to master this optimized version of [Slow Healing], allowing almost all priests to learn it.

Of course, except for Rorschach himself, he has tried, and he won't or won't...

Therefore, it is precisely because of the selfless cultivation and dedication of Pastor Gallo that the world can generally achieve free medical care and save countless lives.

Even if Rorschach couldn't learn this healing magic that was later renamed [Saint's Gift], he still sincerely recognized and admired that Priest Gallo.

But I just don't know that the city of oracle will lock up people and mental hospitals, making it seem like people are crazy...

Perhaps it is looking forward to a day when a San Gallo will appear in the field of mental illness to save the common people and benefit the world?

So when Luo Xia saw the band-aid on Nido's hand, he couldn't help complaining.

But Akatis didn't notice such details. After a few simple greetings, she kept her head lowered, a thin blush appeared on her pretty face, and she looked extraordinarily sweet and alluring.

From time to time, he would secretly look up at Rorschach, as if expecting some reaction from him, and the blush on his face also had an unstoppable tendency to spread and deepen.

She actually changed into a nun costume again today...

Compared with the last one that exposed the entire thigh, it is bolder and more colorful. Not only the shoulders are exposed, but the cut of the chest is also more unrestrained. It can be opened by reaching out.

For this reason, she had to put on a set of black silk lining at Nido's suggestion, and wrapped it tightly around her chest to prevent it from being too large.

The waist has also been slender, bringing out the slim curve that is full of grip.

Of course, the face is matched with the new clothes, with a little makeup and more delicate jewelry.

In short, after Nido helped her change the clothes, the whole person stared at her for a while, and then said in a low voice:

"Mother Akatis, you are so beautiful..."

"After a while, if Senior Luo Xia sees your outfit, he will definitely stare at you intently, right?"

however……

Akatis raised his head and peeked at Rorschach several times, and saw him enthusiastically introducing Nido to the Rocking Tiger and Tinker Cat in the Fountain Square, and even warmly invited Nido to try it out.

It feels like a child showing off a toy...

"How? It's fun, right?"

Looking at Nido jumping up and down on the rocking tiger, Luo Xia asked very proudly.

Nido smiled happily and let out a barbell-like laugh: