The harem party doesn't deserve to read books, right?

The harem party is not worthy of reading, right? Author: Rotten Orange

Summary:

[The novel is just for fun, don't rise to heights]

The harem is just a dream, a beautiful dream that only exists in the illusory world.

But this dream was also forbidden in this world.

Even novels no longer have harem-oriented works...

"Slip away, the harem will abandon the book!"

"Harem? Has the author never seen a woman in reality?"

"... If you write about the harem, I will report you every minute!"

Wherever the harem party is, everyone shouts and beats them.

"A harem party doesn't deserve to read books, does it?"

The more you think, the more angry you are.

No...

You must not just bow your head and admit defeat like this, you must not lose to such an unreasonable world!

Chapter 1 Hiratsuka Shizuka wants to be quiet

"No way, it's already 2202, and there are still people who write books that allow the protagonist to open a harem?"

"Slip away, the harem will abandon the book!"

"Harem? Has the author never seen a woman in reality?"

"The author is a pervert, how could several girls accept a boy at the same time?"

"Objectify women!"

"It's really disgusting to me. The person who opened the harem is either Pu Xinnan or a low-level creature who can only think on the lower body..."

"I beg the author to write a single heroine, no heroine... If you write about the harem, I will report you every minute!"

Although he is not the author, Makoto Amano's blood pressure went up just by reading these comments.

I don't know when it started, such a "strange look" appeared in the comment area of ​​light novels.

A group of "realism" defenders swept through the major novel platforms like a storm, criticizing those novels in which the protagonist opens a harem.

If the authors of those novels do not "correct", they will encounter such frightening things as private greetings and sending razor blades, and everyone is in danger.

As a result, over the past few years, the number of authors who are willing to write harem essays has decreased.

Today, the last harem author Makoto Amano paid attention to has also been sprayed by the defenders and changed his pen name, joining the most common single heroine, or the army of stocks with stomachache.

What's wrong with this world?

Harem parties really don't deserve to read books, do they?

If you can't get satisfaction in reality, you can't satisfy people in the fantasy of novels now?

What kind of world is this?

Amano Makoto scrolled down on the phone and pulled out the introductions of several other light novels.

All of them are single heroine licking articles, or writing a lot of female characters, and finally the protagonist chooses only one, or "sweet articles" that choose none of them.

And under the comment section of these novels, they all received rave reviews.

However, Makoto Amano didn't have the desire to click in and browse, so he quickly closed the page.

The world is sick.

All of them are dry and completely unsatisfying novels, there must be something wrong with this world!

That being the case, it is up to me to overthrow this sick world!

-

"Amano, that's why you handed over this admission path form?"

Faced with Amano Makoto's "long speech", Hiratsuka Shizuka frowned halfway through hearing it and waved his hand to signal that he could stop explaining.

pat.

The female teacher slapped a sheet of admission path on the table heavily.

The name of Amano Makoto and the three major wishes that have been filled out are clearly written on it.

One, school conquest

[-]. Conquest of Tokyo

[-]. World Conquest

Reason: This world is now controlled by a group of ignorant and boring people. Only by conquering this sick world can everyone accept and agree with my harem concept.

"Teacher doesn't have much time to accompany you to play this kind of middle school two... No, the high school two disease game, quickly take it back and rewrite it for me!"

But Shizuka Hiratsuka scoffed at his "magnificent" goal, and even completely filtered it out of his ears.

"Mr. Hiratsuka, you're killing a student's dream, and you're killing it for no reason. It's not a pig at all..."

She didn't understand at all how great her goal was.

To accomplish this ambitious goal, Makoto Amano's first step is to conquer this school.

And the female teacher in the white coat in front of him is naturally also included in his... object of conquest.

But now, due to the attitude of this female teacher, Makoto Amano decided to temporarily remove her from his "harem project".

Hmph, I thought Hiratsuka-sensei would be different from other teachers, but I didn't expect that he was just a "mediocre" who just drifted with the crowd.

Amano Makoto put away his approach table, while showing a disappointed face towards Shizuka Hiratsuka.

"Okay, next one!"

What the hell is this guy thinking about?

Shizuka Hiratsuka really wanted to put his fist on Amano Makoto's face and rub it a few times.

But she restrained her violent urges reservedly, and signaled to the dead fish-eyed boy standing behind Makoto Amano that he could come forward.

"Tsk, Biqigu, what do you think? To become a professional husband? The teacher didn't know there was such a profession..."

"Professional husband?"

Makoto Amano, who hadn't exited the office yet, was very curious and took a look at the career path table of this dead fish-eyed boy.

Name: Hikigaya Hachiman

Volunteer one

professional husband

two

Ibid.

three

same as above

reason:

As the old saying goes, if you work, you lose.

Labor is an act of paying risks and gaining benefits.

In short, it can be said that obtaining the maximum benefit with less risk is the greatest purpose of labor.

A little girl, that is, a young girl, said "the dream of the future is a bride" not because of cuteness, but because of biological instinct.

So my option of "not working, wanting to be a professional housekeeper" is in place and absolutely correct.

"What a mess of nonsense..."

Hiratsuka stroked her forehead calmly, and the troubled students appeared one after another, which made her very tired as a teacher.

"Amazing~ Hikigu-san, you may look very inconspicuous, but you have quite lofty ambitions!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka's reaction was completely opposite, and Makoto Amano expressed considerable appreciation for Bi Qigu Hachiman's volunteering.

"Far, great?"

Hikigu Hachiman is a bit confused.

And he looked at the shoulders that had been put on him by the other party.

This Amano...is indeed a terrifying acquaintance as rumored.

"Before I had the will to subvert the world, I thought the same way, such as marrying into a family and being a bad boy or something..."

Amano Makoto thought of that snow-like girl.

"No, no, I didn't say I want to marry..."

Hikigu Hachiman shook his head quickly, and then distanced himself from Makoto Amano.

This guy really is a super weirdo.

"enough!"

The female teacher couldn't bear it anymore and patted the table heavily.

The admission path table is not something for these stupid students to play with.

"Take it back for me and rewrite it!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka directly drove Amano Makoto and Hikigaya Hachiman out of his office.

Dealing with these troubled students all day, she felt like she was about to get wrinkles.

Wait, she's only had zero... just a few months, how could she have wrinkles?

Must have been confused by them.

Hiratsuka Jing said that he needs to be quiet.

-

"——Therefore, Yukino, I have decided to become the harem king!"

After putting away his career path list and leaving Shizuka Hiratsuka's office, Makoto Amano opened the door of a club classroom as usual.

Facing the girl's cold and disgusted eyes, Makoto Amano sat down very skillfully on a seat less than [-] centimeters away from the girl.

Yukino under the snow, he lives up to his name.

Snow-like eyes, snow-like skin, but not much... is.

"……what?"

The girl's already disdainful gaze has now completely turned into a gaze that looks like trash.

However, even though she had long been prepared to speak loudly and off-line to her childhood sweetheart, she was still surprised by the other party's strange declaration.

Chapter 2 Cats Under the Snow

"You said... what kind of king do you want to be?"

It's past school time, and no one cares about this community classroom in a secluded corner.

No one passed here.

In the empty classroom, there were only boys and girls sitting side by side, and the slightly noisy wind blowing in from the window from time to time.

Yukinoshita Yukino frowned slightly, her long hair was slightly swayed by the breeze.

With a surprised face, she was pressing down on the library book on her lap with her hands, and at the same time suppressing her pleated skirt that moved with the wind.

"King of the harem—no one can achieve it in this modern society, and it is also unprecedented and unique!"