Gaowu Era: After binding the school belle, I lie down and win

"Little brother, you read it wrong. It's a caring smile. Anyway...you should hurry up and hand over the blood fruit to me!"

The middle-aged warrior couldn't pretend anymore.

Damn!This kid talks too much, buzzing like a fly...

My aunt can bear it, but my uncle can't!

"Hey hey hey..."

The middle-aged warrior walked towards Xu Lin with a knife in his hand, while grinning in a strange smile.

But Xu Lin said calmly: "Uncle, didn't you just ask me where the beast is?"

The middle-aged warrior was stunned: "Where is it?"

"Behind you!" Xu Lin grinned.

In the next second, I felt a burst of extreme cold from far to near.

"Hey!"

There was a sound of a sharp knife piercing into flesh.

Before the middle-aged warrior could react, a sharp pain came from his lower back. Looking down, a small silver-white sword tip pierced through his right abdomen.

"Clap! Clap!"

Drops of warm blood dripped from the blade.

"Why... why... you all like... Karma's waist?"

After saying this sentence full of resentment, the middle-aged warrior was filled with strong resentment, his consciousness was a little blurred, and then he fell heavily to the ground.

At the moment before death, the picture of that year seemed to flash in his mind.

Same as this time, with the same happy beginning, the same tragic ending and... the same back injury!

There seemed to be bursts of magic sounds in his ears.

"I am still the boy I used to be, nothing has changed..."

Pawn!

"Yeah, why did you poke his waist?"

Seeing the tragic death of the middle-aged warrior, Xu Lin felt a slight chill in his lower back as if feeling the same.

Su Lingyan had a cold expression on her face: "Those who cut off their hands and heads are prone to be splashed with blood, but the lower back is different. It is the fatal point, but it will not be too bloody."

"I learned..." Xu Lin cupped his hands in admiration.

Then there's the fun loot-collecting session.

Due to the special nature of the dream space, even the cumbersome and unhygienic link of touching the corpse can be skipped directly, and it is enough to pick it up on the ground.

A qi and blood bead, a lavender weed, and no dream spirit.

But it's normal, there are only two situations where a trainee martial artist can have a dream spirit.

The European emperor warrior and the rich second-generation warrior with mines at home.

"What kind of grass is this? What's the use?"

Xu Lin, a scumbag, asked another question.

Su Lingyan, the god of learning, raised her eyebrows: "It's a good luck, this is a nourishing herb, which can nourish the soul of a warrior. It is a precious healing herb."

"Nourish the soul..." Xu Lin murmured, his heart jumped for no reason, and images suddenly flashed in his mind.

It was a picture of a middle-aged man enduring the severe pain of being traumatized all day, with a sluggish expression, but still had to go out to work.

That man's name is Xu Dachuan, and he is his father.

A martial artist who died many times while exploring the dream space, leaving serious sequelae and never recovering from a setback.

But... it seems that it can be changed now?

"Give me this spiritual nourishing grass, and you will get all the spoils next time," Xu Lin said.

"Oh."

"You don't wonder why?"

"I'm not curious, but if you need nourishing grass, there are more than a dozen in my house."

"...School belle baby, is your family recruiting a son-in-law?"

"Get out! Don't call me that!"

"Okay, school flower baby, no problem school flower baby."

"..."

In the gray misty treacherous forest, Xu Lin continued to look for the next victim in the forest while arguing with the school flower baby.

When this dream adventure is over, it's time to go home!

Let mom and dad feel proud and elated, so as to save those relatives and neighbors from being eccentric every day.

What kind of genius and evildoer, whoever comes is talking for nothing!Just slap them in the face!

Putting the Nourishing Grass in his pocket, Xu Lin felt an indescribable sense of pride.

I can finally do something for my family!

........

[Newcomers and new books, begging for flowers, evaluation tickets, monthly tickets, rewards, a lot of manuscripts!If there is data, it will be updated! 】.

Chapter 22 Blood and tears accusation!Waist Guardian Alliance!

"Help! This world is terrible! Are there any kind uncles and aunts to help the children!"

"What? What am I afraid of? Of course I'm afraid that you won't believe my acting skills!"

"Hey!"

The long sword enters the waist.

"Next!"

Xu Lin quickly picked up the spoils and went straight to the next scene.

Su Lingyan put the sword back into its sheath, and continued to hide with incomparable proficiency.

……

"Dream Space is an unprecedented sale at a loss! No 998, no 888..."

"What, this guest, what do you want from me? Of course I want to send you home! Look at the sword!"

A certain unlucky warrior pulled out his weapon with a changed expression, and looked at Xu Lin's waist.

"What are you looking at me for? I don't have a sword, I'm talking about the sword behind you!" Xu Lin hated iron for steel.

Subsequently.

"Shh!"

The flying sword pierces the waist!

Put the sword back into the sheath!

Su Xiao spent a set of operations, finished it smoothly, and glanced at Xu Lin: "What are you still doing in a daze? Continue!"

Good guy, I'm so impatient, isn't the school girl addicted to the waist?

who cares!Anyway, it's not my waist!

continue!

……

The whole night of dream exploration slowly played GG amidst laughter and brisk Kayaozi voice.

After a seven-hour arduous performance, after having lost an unknown number of warriors,

They harvested more than a dozen Qi and blood beads and three exotic flowers and plants that were useless but could be sold for money.

After dividing up the qi and blood beads, Xu Lin and Su Lingyan's cultivation bases both soared to the Ninth Rank Peak Trainee Martial Artist Realm.

It's just a pity that the warriors who were pitted overnight were all poor, and it was a surprise that not a single dream spirit burst out.

But the future is long!Tomorrow night will be the highlight, and the mysterious high-level opportunity has already shown signs of birth.

Then, it will be a real tough battle!

And during the time when Xu Lin and Su Lingyan woke up from the dream and went to school with full harvest,

In a forum on the Internet called "Mengwu Sky" specially set up for warriors, a huge wave suddenly set off.

The reason is because of the release of a post in the early morning.

"Kneel Down and Appeal!Killing and seizing treasure is fine, but please spare the waist of a middle-aged warrior! "

The person who posted the post was a middle-aged martial artist who had been posting in a forum for many years. Although his cultivation base was mediocre, he was still a rank nine apprentice martial artist in his 40s.

However, because he speaks well and is very talented, many people know him, and they immediately upvoted him.

[Hahahaha top one!The uncle was actually raped again! 】

【That's horrible!For a middle-aged man, the waist is no different from the hair! 】

……

And this is just the first wave of this monstrous wave.

Soon, several bloody and tearful complaint posts that almost suffered the same situation appeared in the forum one after another.

"The world is getting worse and people's hearts are not old!"There is actually a team of warriors attacking me, a fat man weighing more than 300 kilograms! "

"I just glanced at him one more time in the woods, and when I turned around, I was pissed!" "

"Where is the trust between people?"The agreed one-stop service turned out to be a fairy jump! "

Every post is a tragic experience of being cheated.

Some met a boy with a particularly unique scream, some met a boy who had a big sale in a dream, and one was even more outrageous!

He actually said that the young man recommended Dreamland Health Care Program to him, one-stop service...

And behind all these tragic experiences, there is a boy and a girl with a waist who is good at sneak attacks.

In the end, when these sufferers got together, they were surprised to find that what they encountered was the same routine and the same combination.

One stone caused a thousand waves!

It was eight o'clock in the morning.

Already a full sixteen forum victims claiming to have fallen victim to the same scam have come together to accuse this unethical practice.

They even formed an organization that night - "The Kidney Guardian Alliance"!

As the evil side, Xu Lin and Su Lingyan, the real murderers behind the scenes, were given nicknames such as "Male and Female Deceit", "Karma Waist Demon"...etc.

But this farce has no substantive results after all.

"It's the first time I saw warriors who can form a team in the dream space, these two people are really big-hearted!"

"I guess I just happened to meet a friend who I know well in reality. I have to say, luck is really great!"

"It won't be too long to be rampant. When the next dream refresh time comes, you have to do it alone!"

Such rhetoric represents the thinking of almost everyone, including a dozen victims, that the end will soon be over.

After all, when the teleportation location is refreshed in the dream space, no matter how abnormal the combination is, it will be self-defeating.

The chance of this kind of coincidence meeting a warrior friend who can be trusted in reality is almost zero, so they can't be teleported together again, right?

No way no way?No one would really believe such a thing, would they?

……

Magic City.

Wutong District.