He called honestly, "Dad."
Only then did Shazhu become happy.
He stroked Jia Dongxu's head and smiled, "Dongxu is so good, he is really a big brother of Dad, Dad loves you."
After finishing speaking, he went to the kitchen to scramble an egg and served it to Jia Dongxu.
Jia Dongxu laughed while eating scrambled eggs, and he suddenly discovered that being Sha Zhu's son is not a bad thing.
The family of three became happy and harmonious.
And Qin Huairu, who was eavesdropping not far away, was so angry that the top of his head was about to smoke.
She didn't expect Shazhu to subdue Jia Dongxu so easily.
"Jia Dongxu is such a useless piece of trash!"
"Not only is his leg crippled, but his brain is also crippled."
"It's really unreliable!"
"Hey, in the end I still have to do it myself."
"I'll dress up tomorrow, I don't believe I can't take down the silly pillar!"
Qin Huairu has no choice but to spend the night in Jia's old house tonight.
Chapter 222 Qin Huairu's face full of shit
into the night.
Qin Huairu curled up on the kang.
Already fell asleep.
But Su Jianming was still asleep.
He rested his hands on his head and looked at the beams of the roof.
"Tonight, I can't let you live too comfortably."
"Think of a way to trick her again."
"I've cheated on her six times, and I only need to cheat her twice to complete the main task."
Next.
Su Jianming searched in the system space.
Let's see what other means can be used to deceive Qin Huairu.
Shit rune, hair loss shampoo, invisibility rune.
Currently only these three props are left.
The rest are cash and food rewarded by the system.
No, there is also an old hen.
This old hen was given by Xu Damao. After taking the Beast-Keeping Talisman, all attributes have been strengthened.
Its combat power is not much worse than that of an adult, so Su Jianming also called it a fighting chicken.
"How about letting the old hen cheat Qin Huairu?"
As soon as Su Jianming moved his mind, he released it.
The old hen instantly appeared on the ground.
Under Su Jianming's order, it lay obediently on the ground without making any movement.
"Go to Jia's old house to find Qin Huairu.ˇ." Su Jianming gave the order again.
After speaking, he gently opened the door.
The old hen ran out of the house immediately, and then went straight to Jia's old house.
He stopped at the door.
At this time, a talisman appeared in Su Jianming's hand.
It was that shit rune.
According to the system reward instructions, as long as the talisman is cast, a lot of shit will happen in a short period of time.
"Use the shit rune."
"Target: old hen."
Accompanied by Su Jianming's spiritual thought.
The rune disappeared immediately in the hand.
It turned into a ray of light invisible to the naked eye and flew out from the palm of his hand, and then went straight to the old house of Jia's family in the middle courtyard.
Finally fell on the old hen.
It didn't dare to neglect, and jumped onto the kang immediately.
Pointing at Qin Huairu's face, he started to defecate.
Under the effect of the rune, its excrement is as endless as it is.
After a while, Qin Huairu was covered all over his face and head.
Since there were no doors or windows, Qin Huairu was extremely cold, and she felt a warmth on her face, which was very comfortable.
"Could someone put something on my face?"
"Otherwise how could it be so warm?"
"Is it a fool?"
"He came to apologize to me?"
"Hmph, I can't forgive him, I have to let him kneel down for me."
Qin Huairu thought in her heart.
Sudden.
She frowned.
"' 〃 Something's wrong, why does it feel like your face is wet and smelly?"
She quickly opened her eyes to take a look.
Just in time to see the old hen excreting in her face.
Qin Huairu almost vomited blood in anger.
No wonder his face was so warm just now.
"Even you, a flat-haired bastard, dare to bully me!"
"Look I don't peel you off!"
Qin Huairu cursed angrily, she finally picked up a brick from the ruins of the old house, and threw it at (Zhao Zhao) the old hen.
However, after all the attributes of the old hen are strengthened, the speed is very fast.
With a light jump, he dodged the brick.
Under the effect of the beast-monitoring talisman, Su Jianming could feel that the old hen was a little dangerous now.
He immediately canceled the effect of the shit rune Khan.
And ordered the old hen to escape from Jia's old house.
"You still want to run? See if I don't kill you today, I won't be called Qin Huairu!" Qin Huairu picked up two bricks and chased them out of the house.
Chapter 223 Qin Huairu Steals Shampoo
but.
Qin Huairu's speed can't catch up with the old hen.
The old hen flapped its wings a few times and flew directly to the roof.
An angry Qin Huairu could only stand under the roof and curse.
"What's the name of the ghost at night? Don't let people sleep?"
"Qin Huairu, are you mentally ill? Can you be quiet?"
"If you keep shouting, I will put your head in the water tank, believe it or not?"
"Qin Huairu, be careful I'll beat you up!"
"To shut up!"
In the middle of the night, Qin Huairu woke up many residents by shouting and shouting.
One by one, they opened the windows and cursed at the street.
Especially Sha Zhu, Jia Zhang and the others, if they didn't think 477 was too cold at night, they would have rushed over to beat Qin Huairu.
Without the cover of a silly pillar, how could she dare to be presumptuous.
Hastily went home dejectedly.
However, after returning to the house.
The more she thought about it, the angrier she became.
Not to mention that the room was ventilated everywhere, she was also covered in shit.
"I'm thinking about going to seduce Shazhu again tomorrow, and make him my licking dog again."
"How do you look like this now?"
Qin Huairu was very depressed.
"Hey, forget it, when you get up tomorrow morning, let's wash it well."
She immediately fell asleep on the kang with a head of feces (afbg).
Qin Huairu got up early the next morning.
She got up so early on purpose.
Just to clean himself up before Silly Zhu gets up.
Then go to seduce Silly Zhu.
Get Sha Zhu's heart again.
She came to the faucet.
Just as he was about to wash his hair, he saw Su Jianming walking out in the backyard.
"Hey."
"It would be great if Su Jianming liked me."
"Then I can take his money and his house."
Qin Huairu sighed in his heart, feeling annoyed that Su Jianming could not suck blood.
but.
Her eyes lit up quickly.
Attention fell on Su Jianming's head.
Today, Su Jianming's hair is neatly combed, with a hint of fragrance.
"He should have just washed his hair?"
"I don't know what shampoo he uses, it smells so good."
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