He still muttered, "I don't have feudal superstition, I just miss my old Jia."
Hearing this, everyone burst into laughter.
This guy slept with Sha Zhu very happily a few days ago, and he dared to say that he missed Lao Jia.
Ghosts don't believe her words.
Chapter 346 Jia Zhang really knows how to play
After Mrs. Jia and Zhang left, Su Jianming also turned and went back to the house.
He just wanted to scare Jia Zhang, and didn't intend to actually go to the street to do it.
Because if Jia Zhang was really reported, this crime would be enough to arrest her.
How can I cheat her after that?
No matter what, we must squeeze out the system rewards from Jia's mother and son before killing them.
Go back to the house.
Su Jianming simply cleaned up the house, then locked the door, and was ready to go to work.
When passing by the middle courtyard, he couldn't help frowning.
Because he actually heard Jia Zhang's ugly laughter coming from Jia's house.
You don't even have to eat 05, and you still laugh?
Did something good happen?
listen.
At this time, Jia Zhang's face was grinning.
"Mom, you've been laughing all the time since you came back. What's so funny? Did you ask for roast chicken from Su Jianming?"
"You should quickly take out the roast chicken and give me some. What's the matter with just smiling like this?" Jia Dongxu felt a little speechless.
In the meantime, Jia Zhang's oily hand reached into his pocket.
Then he took out a chicken leg bone.
"Dongxu, what do you think this is?"
Jia Dongxu looked disappointed.
"Isn't this just a chicken bone? What's there to be happy about?"
"We are not dogs, can we still eat bones?"
The smile on Jia Zhang's face disappeared, and she became a little unhappy.
Said with a straight face.
"Dongxu, what are you talking about? What kind of dog or not? As long as it tastes good, it's fine."
"Look at this chicken leg, there is still some meat on it that hasn't been eaten clean. Let's remove the meat to satisfy our hunger."
"Also, this bone is very delicious. I smell it. After a while, let's put the bone in the pot and stew it, and then we can make a pot of delicious bone soup. Let's drink the soup this morning. gone."
"Finally, the bones are shredded, and you can eat to fill your stomach."
Jia Dongxu's eyes lit up, he really felt that what Jia Zhang said made some sense.
At least I don't have to be starving this morning, and I can eat some meat. Although it's not enough to fit between my teeth, it's meat after all.
"Mom, I'm starving, quickly take the meat off the bones and give it to me."
Jia Zhang rolled her eyes.
"Silly boy, what are you talking about? I brought back this chicken bone. I should eat the meat on it."
"You, just bear with it for a while. I'll eat the bone soup for you after a while."
After finishing speaking, she quickly took off the piece of meat on it and ate it.
Don't care about the dust sticking to it.
The greedy Jia Dongxu drools.
......
Su Jianming heard the two 577 talking outside.
Also a little speechless.
It's a talent that Jia Zhang is really outrageous.
A chicken bone can be played with so many tricks by her.
No.
I can't make her so happy, I have to find some guilt for her.
"Well, I remember the last time I tricked a fool, the system gave two kinds of rewards, which just come in handy now."
As soon as Su Jianming's expression changed, two more items appeared in his hand.
In the left hand is a reinforced thumbtack, and in the right is a rune.
It is the dazzle rune.
According to the system reward description, after using this rune, it can make people dazzled.
Chapter 347 Jia Zhang Was Bitten
"Stimulate Dazzling Rune!"
"Target: Jia Dongxu!"
"Change what Jia Dongxu sees!"
Under Su Jianming's control, what Jia Dongxu saw in front of him changed.
When he looked down at Jia Zhang again.
What I saw was not a pair of old hands of Jia Zhang's, but two delicious big chicken legs.
Jia Dongxu was suffering from hunger.
When I saw the chicken legs, I immediately came to the spirit.
"Mom, aren't you too picky? There are two big chicken legs, and you couldn't bear to give me one, and you even offered to stew bone soup for me!"
"How can you be a mother? Do you still have humanity?"
Jia Dongxu pretended to be angry.
Jia Zhang rolled her eyes.
She only thought Jia Dongxu was farting, and didn't listen to it at all.
"Mom, I'm talking to you, why are you pretending to be stupid, give me one of the chicken legs in your hand." Jia Dongxu.
Snapped!
Jia Zhang was angry, and immediately slapped Jia Dongxu.
Then he said angrily: "Are your eyes blind? There is not even a corn bun at home, where did you get the chicken legs?"
"If you don't give me chicken legs and beat me, you really think I'm easy to bully." Jia Dongxu was also anxious.
He doesn't care about three seven and twenty one, and grabs it as soon as he reaches out.
Grab Jia Zhang's old hand directly.
Looking at this old hand, he laughed straight.
He took Jia Zhang's hand as a chicken leg.
Worried about being snatched back by Jia Zhang, he quickly bit on it.
Suddenly, Jia Zhang yelled in pain.
"Jia Dongxu! Are you a dog? Why are you still biting people!"
Jia Zhang couldn't help the pain, so he picked up a feather duster and slapped Jia Dongxu's face hard.
At this time, Jia Dongxu also realized that something was wrong.
Because after taking a bite, I found that the chicken legs didn't taste that way.
Not only does it not have any fragrance, but it also stinks.
He opened his eyes again, only to realize that it was Jia Zhang's hand that was biting.
Suddenly nauseated, he retched.
Fortunately, I didn't eat in the morning, so I didn't spit it out.
"Mom, I was wrong just now. I was so hungry that I mistook your hand for a chicken leg." Jia Dongxu apologized.
"Well, Mom doesn't blame you, I'll give you meat now."
Jia Zhang rolled her eyes.
She also knew that Jia Dongxu was starving, that's why he did this.
But what the two of them didn't know was that it was actually the effect of the dazzle talisman.
I saw Jia Zhang tearing off a little bit of meat from the bone of the chicken leg.
It looked as big as a mosquito.
Although there were not many, Jia Dongxu didn't dislike it at all, and quickly took a bite.
"' 〃 Teleportation!"
Seeing this, Su Jianming immediately used the skill of teleportation.
I replaced the thumbtack in my hand with the piece of chicken.
With this bite, Jia Dongxu directly bit on the thumbtack.
The thumbtack is a reinforced version with a very long needle point, a full two or three centimeters.
It pierced Jia Dongxu's mouth all at once.
He screamed in pain.
Seeing (of Li Qian's) Jia Dongxu's lip with a needle point and snow rising, Jia Zhang was confused at the time.
Obviously it was chicken.
How did it become a thumbtack?
She quickly opened Jia Dongxu's mouth, and then took out the thumbtack.
"Damn it, you actually put the thumbtack in Dongxu's mouth, it's too much!"
Jia Dongxu didn't say anything, but he sneered in his heart.
He determined that this matter was done by Jia Zhang.
Chapter 348
"Hmph! Jia Zhang is so old! She put the thumbtack in my mouth and stabbed me, and now she's still pretending to be stupid with me!" Jia Dongxu sneered in his heart.
Although he was very upset, he still didn't dare to have a direct confrontation with Jia Zhang.
After all, his legs are disabled, without Jia Zhang, he can't even do anything.
......
"After the operation just now, the mother and son Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu should have a gap in their hearts. It will be easier to deal with them in the future."
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