Siheyuan: Stick to pay the tuition, I will exchange it for Mingbi

Caught off guard, Zhi (Zhao Qianzhao) took a few sips of yellow soup.

That's sour!

Liu Haizhong struggled to grab the edge of the cesspit, trying to climb up.

But he was too heavy, and all the bricks on the side were pushed into the cesspit by him, and he couldn't climb up the paper.

Instead, he poured a few mouthfuls of shit.

Liu Haizhong wanted to call for help, but thought that his current situation was too embarrassing, so he didn't dare to call.

"' 〃 After a while, Guangqi will wake up, he will definitely come back to save me.".

Chapter 437

Liu Haizhong fell asleep while waiting in the cesspit.

the next day.

Xu Damao woke up earlier, he drank too much water last night, he was woken up by peeing.

Drowsy and dazed, he came to the public toilet.

Then, without even looking at it, he pissed into the cesspit.

He poured bangs all over his face and woke him up.

"Xu Damao! Blind your dog eyes! Where are you going to pee!" Liu Haizhong was furious!

He ate a lot of shit, he was already depressed, now he was peed again, his teeth creaked in anger.

Hearing the shout, Xu Damao was startled and almost fell into the cesspit.

He rubbed his eyes and looked down, only to find that Liu Haizhong was staying in the cesspit.

Xu Damao usually likes to watch other people's jokes.

Seeing Liu Haizhong being so embarrassing, he immediately laughed exaggeratedly.

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"Hahaha!"

"Uncle Er! What are you doing in the cesspit?"

"You still have feces on your mouth! Could it be that you ran into the toilet to secretly eat feces?"

"It's not enough to just eat shit, it's easy to choke your throat, come on, let me add some thinner to moisten your throat!"

While talking, Xu Damao tried his best to squeeze out some more, and sprinkled it on Liu Haizhong's face.

Wah-wah yelled in the angry bangs.

He grabbed two lumps of shit and threw them at Xu Damao.

Xu Damao dodged away and smiled even more happily.

After the two of them made a fuss, the other residents of the courtyard also heard it, and ran over to watch the joke one by one.

"Liu Guangtian, Second Uncle actually fell into the cesspit!"

"Well, it stinks!"

"Let's get him up quickly!"

"Hehe, I'm sorry, I just finished my breakfast and I don't want to spit it out, so I'm leaving."

"Uh...I'm going to work in a hurry, bye!"

Everyone fled.

As for Su Jianming, he never came to join in the fun.

He was cooking a bowl of noodles and didn't want his appetite to be affected.

After eating, I went to work.

When passing by the middle courtyard, he found Liu Guangqi still lying on the ground, so he kicked him by the way.

Seeing Liu Guangqi stand up unsteadily.

However, his eyes were dull, the corners of his mouth were menacing, and he was still drooling.

(afbg) Looks like a fool.

Turned out to be scared into a fool by the ghost.

"My mother won't let me play with idiots." Su Jianming turned and went to work.

......

in the backyard.

Liu Haizhong is going crazy.

Now the whole hospital knows that he is eating shit.

Afterwards in the courtyard, he lost even the slightest bit of prestige.

Now he hated Xu Damao in his heart.

If it wasn't for Xu Damao's nonsense, there would be no trouble, and everyone in the courtyard would know that they were wrong.

but.

He still didn't dare to continue scolding Xu Damao.

Because everyone else had left, only Xu Damao was by his side.

If he wanted to come out, he still needed Xu Damao's help.

"Da Mao, can you do me a favor?" Liu Haizhong.

"No."

"You were still scolding me just now, so I won't help you out." Xu Damao flatly refused with a playful smile.

What are you kidding, if you get the bangs out, how can he see the joke?

Liu Haizhong continued.

"I didn't ask you to rescue me, I just wanted you to call Guangqi to me."

"I don't want you to run errands for nothing. I'll give you a dollar afterwards."

He knew that Xu Damao would not help for nothing, so he promised a benefit.

Chapter 438

"It's almost there!"

"Although one dollar is not much, it is enough for me to drink a little wine twice."

Xu Damao hummed a song and went to find Liu Guangqi.

He was soon found in the middle court.

"Liu Guangqi, your dad fell into the toilet, he is waiting~ you go and save him!"

Xu Damao couldn't help but dragged Liu Guangqi to the toilet.

"Guangqi! Where did you die overnight, and you don't-know to save me!"

"Quickly take a rope or a bamboo pole and drag me out!" Liu Haizhong shouted.

Whether it is Liu Haizhong or Xu Damao.

Neither of them noticed that Liu Guangqi had a smirk on his face at this moment.

After hearing Liu Haizhong's voice.

He immediately clapped his hands and danced and laughed.

"Yeah! Someone ate shit!"

"I want to eat too!"

Then, under the confused eyes of Liu Haizhong and Xu Damao, Liu Guangqi jumped and fell into the cesspit.

Splashed bangs all over his face.

Fortunately, Xu Damao ran fast, otherwise he would also suffer.

"Guang Qi, are you crazy? I asked you to save me, why did you jump in?" Liu Haizhong was furious!

But Liu Guangqi didn't care about that.

He looked down at the cesspit, then clapped his hands again and laughed.

"Yeah! There's a lot of candy here! I want to eat it!"

Then grab it with your hands and send it to your mouth!

Liu Haizhong was completely stunned.

Snapped!

Liu Haizhong slapped Liu Guangqi with a wave of his hand!

"Guang Qi! Stop it! Don't eat shit!"

But Liu Guangqi laughed.

"Dad, do you want candy too?"

"You are too stingy, why hit me, if you don't hit me, I will share the candy with you."

While talking, he grabbed a pile of shit and stuffed it into Liu Haizhong's mouth.

Being forcibly fed shit, Liu Haizhong felt like he was about to collapse.

"You little bastard! I'll beat you to death!" Angrily, Liu Hai also grabbed the shit and threw it at Liu Guangqi's face.

The father and son staged a big fight in the toilet.

That's called shit flying around!

Even Xu Damao was too frightened to watch the joke, for fear that he would suffer an unwarranted disaster!

The battle between Liu Haizhong and Liu Guangqi and his son lasted for three hours.

0・・・For flowers・ 

Fortunately, the second aunt got impatient from the hospital and went home to check on the situation. She found them in the toilet and stopped them.

Otherwise, they will continue to feed each other shit at this moment!

Aunt Er asked a few people from the sub-district office to help, first got Liu Haizhong out, and then rescued Liu Guangqi.

Wow!

Liu Haizhong vomited directly on the ground.

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Even the bile was spit out.

But Liu Guangqi didn't feel sick, and even licked the feces from the corners of his mouth and hands.

The few clerks in the street office I saw frowned and left the courtyard as if fleeing for death.

"Master, what the hell is going on, why did Guangqi become like this!" Second Aunt cried anxiously.

The second son has been disabled, and the eldest son has become a fool.

What crime did the Liu family commit?

"Let's talk later, help us clean up first!"

With the help of the second aunt, Liu Haizhong and Liu Guangqi cleaned up their bodies, and then changed their clothes.