It's not that I don't have money to drink.
It's that this thing is in short supply in the supply and marketing cooperatives.
Same with sausage.
As long as it arrives, it will be sold out quickly.
Even the salesperson quietly buckled himself and bought it.
Therefore, this thing is priceless.
Seeing Silly Zhu coming out, Xu Damao deliberately drank and made noise.
Silly drooling from greed.
He deliberately became angry from embarrassment: "Xu Damao, get out of here, be careful I will beat you!"
boom!
Angrily, he slammed the door shut.
Mouth still mumbling.
"Bah! Isn't it just broken soda? What's the big deal!"
Although he said so on his lips, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.
Angrily kicked the stool over.
On the other hand, the Jia family is even more chaotic.
After seeing Xu Damao's Arctic Ocean soda, the stick immediately started to make a fuss.
I even lost my job.
Crying and making noise, just want to drink soda.
There is a stick leading the way, and Xiaodang and Huaihua are not to be outdone, and cry together.
The whole Jia family was in a mess.
"Grandma, I want to drink soda!"
"I also want to drink!"
"I want too!"
"I want you!" Jia Zhang raised her hand and slapped Xiaodang and Huaihua on the faces.
"Two money-losers still want to drink soda?"
"Eat shit, you guys!"
She slapped Xiao Dang and Sophora japonica wildly, just to scare the chickens and monkeys, scare the sticks, and tell him to stop making trouble.
But nothing worked.
Banggen knew that Jia Zhang was reluctant to beat him.
So have no fear.
Even if Jiazhang beat Xiaodang and Huaihua to death, he should still make trouble.
Xiaodang and Huaihua, who were beaten by Jia Zhang, had blood all over their faces, but it didn't work, so they had to give up.
Turn to persuasion stick.
"Bang, drinking soda will make your stomach swell, we don't drink that stuff."
Hearing this, the stick directly lay on the ground.
"I don't care! I want to drink Arctic Ocean soda!"
"I can't get up without soda!"
Jiazhang felt a little helpless.
"Okay, stick it up, wait, I'll ask Xu Damao for it."
The stick stopped crying now.
Jia Zhang pushed the door out and came to Xu Damao.
Then he stretched out Heiyouhuhu's hand and said unceremoniously.
"Give me!".
Chapter 483 Jia Zhang Drinks Urine
"Okay."
Xu Damao readily agreed, and handed the bottle to Jia Zhang directly.
Jia Zhang quickly took it over.
"Hey, that's not right, why is Arctic Ocean soda so warm?"
"Oh, isn't the weather a bit cold? I soaked it in hot water, so it's a bit warm." Xu Damao explained.
Jia Zhang has never drank the Arctic Ocean, so she believed it.
I took it and took a few sips.
Then frowned.
"Arctic Ocean is not as delicious as I imagined~, it tastes weird."
"It's so bad, I won't drink it, give it to the stick."
After she finished speaking, she turned and went back to the house.
"Haha!" Xu Damao laughed loudly, and ran back to Su Jianming's house.
"Brother Ming, you really laughed me to death!"
Seeing Xu Damao's appearance, he knew he had done something bad.
"Tell me, why did you cheat?"
Xu Damao had a hippie smile on his face: "Brother Ming still understands me. Didn't you just give me a bottle of Arctic Ocean and let me take it to the middle courtyard to drink?"
"After I finished drinking, I peed in it."
"Ms. Jia Zhang didn't know it was urine. She took it and took a sip. Now she's going to drink it for the stick."
"Haha! I laughed so hard! Mrs. Jia Zhang is so stupid!"
As expected of Xu Damao, he is really cheap.
But Jia Zhang is indeed stupid.
Lived a long time.
He can't even tell the difference between soda and urine, which is really a talent.
"I guess the Jia family will bring silly Zhu to trouble you in a while." Su Jianming smiled.
Xu Damao chuckled: "So I'll just stay with Brother Ming and stay with you, and I'll go to work with you later."
He thought clearly, with Su Jianming around, Sha Zhu and the others would not dare to act presumptuously.
......
the other side.
With a bang, Jia Zhang put the soda bottle on the table.
"Mom, do you really want soda?" Qin Huairu was surprised.
She had a lot of dealings with Xu Damao.
Usually, if I ask Xu Damao for two steamed buns, I will be called to the small warehouse to take advantage of it.
So generous to give soda today?
it's wired.
Jia Zhang was proud: "Of course, you don't want to see who is going to do it himself!"
"I want a soda myself, but Xu Damao dare not give it?"
This is Jia Zhang's style of work.
0・・・For flowers・
Typical white-eyed wolf.
When you get a soda from someone, you don't think well of the other person, but swear behind your back.
"Bring it to you!"
The stick was snatched away, and then he drank it.
puff!
Pooh!
"What does it smell like! This is not the Arctic Ocean!"
The stick stem tasted it all at once.
........................................
Jia Zhang was puzzled: "Impossible, this is obviously the Arctic Ocean that Xu Damao gave me."
"How do you know it's not the Arctic Ocean? You haven't drunk it."
Stick stem: "I've drank it. Once I stole a bottle from a supply and marketing agency. When I drank it, it was sweet and there was still gas in it."
"Look at the inside of this bottle again. Where is the gas? It's not sweet at all, and it still smells like urine."
"Urine smell?"
Jia Zhang's expression changed drastically.
She realized something was wrong.
Xu Damao was usually so stingy, but today he suddenly became so generous.
Is there really urine in it?
Qin Huairu took it over, sniffed it at the mouth of the bottle, and then her face turned ugly.
"Mom, it's really urine in here." Enter.
Chapter 484
Swish!
Swish!
The faces of the members of the Jia family changed drastically.
Especially stick stem, he retched on the spot.
Jiazhang's was better, not only did not vomit, but also smashed his mouth, which seemed to have endless aftertaste.
"Xu Damao, you bastard! He's playing tricks on purpose! We need to ask him for an explanation!" Jia Dongxu roared viciously.
Jia Zhang also rolled her eyes and said angrily, "Yes, let him lose money!" Eight six seven"
Qin Huairu stood up: "You wait for me to go down first, I'll call Sha Zhu, he and Xu Damao are sworn enemies, and he will definitely help Xu Damao."
Unsurprisingly.
Shazhu quickly rushed over to join their team.
"Xu Damao, boy, was still talking outside my house just now, let's see if I don't beat him to death this time!"
A group of people went straight to the backyard to find trouble with Xu Damao.
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