Siheyuan: see my promotion and dowry?not married

Liu Haizhong looked surprised: "Hey, don't mention it, this thing works quite well."

But Jia Zhang is not reconciled.

When she looked at the swelling on Yi Zhonghai's body, there was only one swelling left.

When I put the leech on it, my little hand trembled and accidentally fell on my face.

Leeches don't pay that much attention. It doesn't matter whether it's a face or a swollen bump, it starts to suck blood and burrow in after it bites.

This scene frightened everyone in the compound.

"Oops, the leech is about to drill into the uncle's veins."

The deaf old lady rushed up angrily with a walking stick: "Mr. Zhang! You poisonous woman! You actually want to harm Yi Zhonghai!!"

Jia Zhang's face was aggrieved, and she said in a playful manner: "Old lady, I caught dozens of leeches by myself. Is it normal for my hands to shake when I am old? I didn't mean it either!"

The deaf old lady didn't care about it at the moment, but said anxiously: "Hurry up and help get the leeches out, everyone don't stand and watch!"

However, everyone in the compound took a step back.

None of them dared to touch this thing.

Jia Zhang also had a face of resistance, and she didn't dare to pinch it.

"This thing has to be beaten hard, or it can come out with urine." At the critical moment, Shen Fei said.

Yan Fugui followed suit and said, "Yes! When I'm fishing, I often see people come across this thing, and either hit it hard with slippers, or urinate directly on it."

After hearing this, Jia Zhang felt that she was doing well again, and took off her shoes and wanted to slap Yi Zhonghai in the face.

Liu Haizhong is also eager to try, but unfortunately he is not as fast as Jia Zhang.

But the deaf old lady stopped Jia Zhang: "Zhang, get out of here, I'm afraid you will beat Yi Zhonghai to death!"

Then the old lady looked at Qin Huairu: "Qin Huairu, let your son come over and pee on Yi Zhonghai's face."

The corner of Qin Huairu's mouth twitched, she could only nod in agreement: "Okay."

Stick was crying anxiously now, and said with a bitter face: "Mom, I just finished peeing, and I didn't pee anymore."

Now, it seems to be troublesome again.

Everyone in the courtyard wanted to say that they had urine, but they were too embarrassed to say so.

But Xu Damao is embarrassed.

He rushed out as soon as the sticky voice fell.

"Find me for this!"

"My urine is yellow, it will definitely work!"

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Chapter 143 Use urine to nourish!Enter Xu Damao!His urine is yellow

Everyone in the courtyard looked at Xu Damao with strange expressions.

This grandson thief, it is specified that he has some personal grievances in it.

If Yi Zhonghai wakes up, let him know that he was washed by Xu Damao's urine.

I don't know if I will be pissed off? ?

But Xu Damao didn't care about that much.

In front of everyone, he took off his pants and was ready to rush.

The women in the compound spat and turned around quickly.

The man curled his lips, and then turned around.

Jia Zhang accidentally took a look, with disgust written all over his face.

This young Xu Damao is not as easy to use as the old Yi Zhonghai.

shhhhhhh...

Xu Damao made a move.

The leech that was burrowing into Yi Zhonghai's face also began to curl up, as if he had experienced some pain.

Not to mention, Xu Damao's urine is a little yellow, but the effect seems to be quite good.

When everyone in the compound turned their heads, the leeches had completely fallen out.

It's just that Yi Zhonghai's face was horribly flushed, and he looked sleazy.

Moreover, there was a strong smell of urine in the air.

Xu Damao pulled up his pants, shivered, and began to claim credit.

"Look, I just said that my effect is good, right?"

"For the sake of Yi Zhonghai being the master of the courtyard, I won't charge any money."

"Hahaha--"

As he said that, Xu Damao ran out of the compound with a sullen expression on his face.

He wanted everyone to know that Yi Zhonghai was washed down by his urine.

The deaf old lady didn't stop Xu Damao when she looked at Xu Damao's cheap look.

Now she was only worried about Yi Zhonghai's life and death.

However, looking at Yi Zhonghai's appearance, he should be much better.

The swelling on the body disappeared, and the complexion on the face improved a lot.

Jia Zhang was a little disappointed to see Yi Zhonghai's improvement.

She wished Yi Zhonghai would be sucked to death by a leech.

Then she can inherit the property and reach the pinnacle of life.

So Jia Zhang subconsciously focused on the remaining half bucket of leeches.

Shen Fei looked at Jia Zhang's expression and shook his head.

This Jiazhang family, I am afraid that he has started to have some crooked thoughts.

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"Da Fei, why are leeches afraid of peeing?"

After returning home, Ran Qiuye asked Shen Fei non-stop.

Her curiosity came up again.

Shen Fei explained while cooking: "It's not urine that leeches are afraid of, but heat."

"Ah?" Ran Qiuye was stunned for a moment, and became even more confused: "The leeches are afraid of heat?"

Shen Fei continued to explain: "When a leech is slapped by external force or encounters hot water, it will subconsciously curl up to protect itself, so it can come out of the blood vessel."

Ran Qiuye nodded half-understanding, this was the first time she had heard of such a principle.

But soon, she came to her senses, pulled Shen Fei and said with a strange expression: "So, even if you don't need Xu Damao's urine today, you can save the uncle with just a glass of warm water, right?"

Shen Fei nodded and replied: "You can also say that!"

Ran Qiuye suddenly froze:? ? ?

So, he is a man, today he cheated Yi Zhonghai in disguise, right? ?

But the third master seems to say that it is okay to use urine!

tsk tsk!

I knew this old man was not a good person!

Seeing Ran Qiuye's big eyes blinking non-stop, Shen Fei said angrily: "What are you looking at, I'm not wrong, this Yi Zhonghai deserves it!"

Ran Qiuye held back for a long time, and finally said: "Da Fei, you are too bad! But you did a good job, hehehe!"

"Okay, clear the table and prepare to eat."

"Got it!"

When the young couple of Shen Fei's family started to eat.

Yi Zhonghai finally woke up miraculously.

"hiss--"

"What's wrong with me?"

After being confused for a while.

Yi Zhonghai also recalled what happened today.

then……

Yi Zhonghai's house roared like a pig being killed.

"Xu Damao! You are worth a thousand dollars! Don't let me catch you!!!"

After going out for a while, Xu Damao, who had just returned to the courtyard, heard the sound.

Immediately turned around and left the compound again.

Well, the weather is fine, let's go out for a stroll.

Yi Zhonghai squatted Xu Damao in front of his house angrily all night.

But Xu Damao didn't go home all night, so he went directly to shoot his wife.

At night, Yi Zhonghai saw that Xu Damao hadn't come back yet.

He took all his anger on Jia Zhang's head again.

Started clamoring to divorce Jia Zhang again.

Because the old Jia Zhang wanted to kill him! !

In the end, the old lady stood up, and the noise stopped.

However, the movement was heard by everyone in the compound.

All of them were talking non-stop at home.

Stupid home.

Big Mom is warning Shazhu.

She found that in the past two days, Qin Huairu has been trying to get close to silly Zhu intentionally or unintentionally.

The aunt was afraid that Sha Zhu would not be able to grasp it, so she followed Qin Huairu's advice.

Silly Zhu knew that Big Mom was doing it for his own good, so he nodded again and again to show that he remembered.

"Big Mom, don't worry, I'm waiting for you to introduce someone to me!"

"I promise I won't have anything to do with that Qin Huairu!"

Liu Haizhong and Yan Fugui's family.

These two uncles never expected Yi Zhonghai to be good.

Now listening to the troubles of Yi Zhonghai's family, of course he is in a good mood.

Especially Yan Fugui.

Today Xu Damao pissed on Yi Zhonghai.

Enough for people in the compound to enjoy the first half of the year.

"Hahaha! This old Yi is really miserable!"

"After being promoted by Xu Damao, everyone in the surrounding compound probably knows about it!"

Shen Fei's house.