Siheyuan: see my promotion and dowry?not married

The fishmonger said eloquently, "How could I lie to you, I prepared dozens of them today, and all of them were bought by the people in the city."

"I saw that you are from the city. Your skin is so good and your complexion is so good. This is a great tonic for you."

Mrs. Jia Zhang obviously found these words very useful, and almost lost her mind after hearing them.

It was the first time for her to be told that she looked like a city dweller.

Not to mention, it feels good.

Jia Zhang felt a little flattered and touched his face: "Actually, it's not as good as you said."

The fishmonger resisted the urge to spit out: "Big sister, how are you? Do you want to buy one?"

Jia Zhang asked, "How much is a soft-shelled turtle?"

The fishmonger said, "It's the last one, you can take it with you for two yuan."

hiss--

Jia Zhang gasped.

You can say that she is from the city.

But buying a soft-shelled turtle for two yuan is not acceptable to her.

You know, it only costs two yuan to buy a hen that can lay eggs! !

"No, you're too expensive, you can't cheat me just because I'm from the city." Mrs. Jia Zhang shook her head.

The fishmonger said: "This is wild, and it has more nutritional value."

"However, I also said that I have something to do at home, and I'm afraid my wife won't be able to wait."

"How about this, you give me one yuan and five, and I will quickly close the stall and go home."

Jia Zhang hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth and said, "One dollar at most!"

If it exceeds this price, she will not buy it.

The fishmonger decisively agreed: "Yes!"

Jia Zhang: ...

What's the matter with feeling like you've been hacked?

The fishmonger seemed to see that Mrs. Jia wanted to repent.

So, he quietly leaned next to Jia Zhang and said, "Big sister, let me tell you, I still have a secret recipe here, if you let your man accompany you to use it, the effect will definitely be doubled!"

After hearing this, Jia Zhang blushed.

Then he paid the money and ran away with the turtle.

Seeing Jiazhang walking away, the fishmonger said with some disgust: "It's finally sold out, this old woman is really stupid."

"It's really cool to buy a product for a few cents and sell it for a dollar!"

After closing the stall, the fishmonger didn't go home, so he went directly to restock.

Coincidentally.

When Jia Zhang was thinking about the secret recipe, he wanted to go home and try it.

But accidentally saw the fishmonger go to a big warehouse.

Then he yelled loudly: "Old Zhang, bring me another basket of soft-shelled turtles that cost three cents apiece. Today I have fooled a lot of people and made a lot of money!"

Jia Zhang's face darkened instantly: ...

What the hell is this little pussy juice!

How dare you lie to me! !

No, I have to settle accounts with him! !

however--

Just when Jia Zhang was about to look for him angrily.

Accidentally, he was bitten by a turtle.

"Ouch! My hand!"

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Chapter 149 Jia Zhang's abnormality, Yi Zhonghai has no idea what is going to happen at night

Something like a turtle.

Once you bite your hand, you won't let go.

Unless you wait for it to feel threatened.

But now Jiazhang is struggling to throw it away.

Naturally, the soft-shelled turtle bites tighter and tighter.

It didn't take long.

Jia Zhang felt that his hand was about to lose consciousness.

"My hand won't be bitten off by this dog??" Jia Zhang was shocked.

At this moment, she didn't bother to look for trouble, so she hurried to find a nearby hospital in a panic.

"It's all the fishmonger's fault. If I break my finger, I have to ask him to pay for it!"

Jia Zhang was cursing and cursing as she ran, she was in so much pain that she was about to cry.

On the other side, the fishmonger who was loading the soft-shelled turtle kept sneezing and sneezing.

"Ah!"

"Ah!"

"Ah... sneeze!!"

"Hey, that's strange, who misses me so much today?"

"I'm afraid some little daughter-in-law knows that I make money?"

After rubbing his nose, the fishmonger started to clean up the turtles.

In a year, only a few days can make more money, but now he can fool one more.

…………

Jia Zhang came to the hospital.

The doctor looked at Jia Zhang's fingers with a solemn expression.

"You are a bit serious, you may have to amputate!"

"How about this, you go and take a film first to see how serious it is!"

When Jia Zhang heard this, he quit immediately.

If you haven't watched it yet, you have to make a movie yourself, isn't that a scam?

With a twist of his head, Jia Zhang walked away cursing.

She decided not to go to the hospital to see it, and went home to see it for herself.

Seeing this, the doctor could only shake his head helplessly.

The soft-shelled turtle's teeth were obviously damaged to the bone, and if this dragged on, it might really have to be amputated.

But the patient left by himself, and he, a doctor, couldn't go up and stop him.

When Jiazhang returned to the compound with a soft-shelled turtle in his hand.

But it made everyone in the compound very rare, and they all surrounded them.

"Yo, Mrs. Yi Zhang, which one are you from?"

"Did you spend your money today? You actually bought a soft-shelled turtle?"

"What's the matter with your hand? Why is it bleeding all the time?"

"Mrs. Zhang, you were bitten by a turtle, right? Get it off quickly, or you will bite off your fingers!"

"..."

Jia Zhang was not in the mood to answer everyone's questions.

After glaring at everyone viciously, she went straight home.

Everyone in the compound was curious and followed.

As soon as they reached the door, they heard a bang from Yi Zhonghai's house,

Then everything seemed to fall into silence.

"what's the situation?"

"Is nothing wrong with Mrs. Zhang?"

"Shall we go in and have a look?"

Everyone in the courtyard poked their heads to look in.

At the same time, Mrs. Jia Zhang also came out with a basin.

In the basin is a headless turtle, and her hand still has the head of the turtle, which looks like a fingertip.

Everyone in the compound: ...

This Jiazhang family actually cut off the turtle's head.

"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a turtle killer?" Jia Zhang said with a cold face.

Everyone in the compound curled their lips and didn't bother to pay attention.

A kind neighbor reminded: "Mr. Zhang, you should go to the hospital to bandage it. If the wound is infected, it will be troublesome."

"I'm going to the hospital, will you give me the money?" Jia Zhang looked sour, as if the neighbor wanted to rob her of the money.

Seeing this, the neighbor didn't bother to talk anymore, and cursed in his heart that Mrs. Jia deserved to be bitten by a turtle!

"Okay, okay, what are you doing around my door, haven't you seen a turtle?"

Jiazhang pushed away the crowd and went to wash the turtles by the pool.

As for wound infection?

Now that she has her head removed, she doesn't think it will be infected.

Is it free to go to the hospital for bandages?

It's really a group of people who can stand and talk without back pain.

The turtle bit her finger quite painfully, so Mrs. Jia pulled it off and threw it away.

Looking at the cuts on his fingers, Jia Zhang also grinned in pain: "Grandma, this turtle bites too hard, it can really suck!"

"If I was so powerful when I was young, would I be reduced to something like marrying Lao Jia?"

After muttering a few words, she began to clean the turtle.

Soon.

Mrs. Jiazhang rinsed the soft-shelled turtle and took it home.

And BangGeng came out from nowhere, and swallowed his saliva looking at the half of the turtle's head.

"Hey, I can improve my life again today."

Picking up the soft-shelled turtle head, BangJiao went to the self-service small barbecue.

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By the afternoon.

As soon as Yi Zhonghai came back from get off work, he could smell the fragrance of his home.