Siheyuan: see my promotion and dowry?not married

Shen Fei is making breakfast at home.

Moreover, he called Ran Qiuye several times, but Ran Qiuye never wanted to get up.

But at the moment Jia Zhang yelled.

Ran Qiuye rushed out of the house like lightning.

Until now, everyone from Ran Qiuye has returned.

Shen Fei was still shocked by Ran Qiuye's speed just now.

He felt that his daughter-in-law would have a lot to do in this year's spring sports meeting in the factory.

"Hey! Da Fei, what are you doing in a daze?"

"Stop cooking, come and watch the excitement with me!"

Ran Qiuye's eyes were wide open, his face was full of excitement, he didn't look like he just woke up.

Shen Fei was shocked, he felt that his wife must have been pretending to be asleep just now.

Otherwise, how could he not wake up after calling so many times?

Looking at the food in the pot, Shen Fei's face darkened, and he said angrily: "Go and see for yourself, I still have to cook."

Ran Qiuye pulled Shen Fei and said: "Hey, turn off the fire, turn off the fire, and do it when you come back. You don't know, it's exciting outside."

"Jia Zhang's stomach is very big, as if she is about to give birth, which is too strange."

Unable to withstand the enthusiasm of his own wife, Shen Fei still turned off the fire and went out.

When the two came to the public toilet.

The public toilets are already crowded with people.

Liu Haizhong, Yan Fugui and Yi Zhonghai stood at the front.

At this time, they were looking at the toilet with worried faces.

"Old Yi, what is going on?"

"Why did Mrs. Zhang's belly get so big overnight?"

Yi Zhonghai shook his head: "I don't know what's going on."

Yan Fugui pushed his glasses and analyzed: "According to theoretical analysis, she is most likely flatulent."

After hearing this, Liu Haizhong waved his hands and said, "Third Master, don't talk nonsense, the hospital said she was pregnant, how could it be flatulence."

Yi Zhonghai hoped that things were as Yan Fugui said.

But what exactly is going on, he can't figure it out now.

And at the moment when the three of them finished speaking.

boom!

boom!

boom!

Boom! !

There were several voices in the public toilet in succession.

That sound was like setting off a firecracker.

Hearing this sound at home, Sticky couldn't lie down a bit.

But his little brother was still in pain, and he didn't dare to move.

Rolling his eyes, Bang Geng called over to Xiao Dang and said, "Xiao Dang, go and see who set off the cannons, and come back with some firecrackers, brother will take you to set off the cannons!"

Xiao Dang was also really obedient, nodded and left the house.

Following the source of the sound, she also found the public toilet.

Seeing that everyone in the compound was gathered here, she rushed over bouncing around.

"Grandparents, uncles and aunts, are you setting off firecrackers?"

"Can you give me some firecrackers?"

Everyone in the compound: ...

Seeing this, Qin Huairu quickly dragged Xiao Dang back.

Xiao Dang looked aggrieved, but he didn't dare to speak.

And right now.

It started again in the public toilet!

boom!

boom!

boom!

Boom!

Xiao Dang's eyes lit up, and then his face became even more aggrieved.

This group of adults is too bad, they hide in the public toilet and set off firecrackers, but they don't tell themselves.

After humming twice, Xiao Dang went home to find sticks.

After listening to Xiao Dangxue's words, Dang Bangjian's eyes lit up.

Ok?

Firecrackers in public toilets?

Why didn't he think it would be so fun before.

Decided!

Go out and try when the injury is healed! !

…………

Let's talk about the public toilets.

Look at Jia Zhang's bang bang bang inside.

Liu Haizhong arched his mouth and said: "Old Yi, why don't you go in and have a look? Nothing happened to Mr. Zhang?"

Yi Zhonghai stared, and said in a bad mood: "I won't go, I'm a man, how can I go to the women's restroom."

Yan Fugui said: "There is no one here, everyone will show you, what are you afraid of?"

"Besides, it's your daughter-in-law inside, so it's not appropriate for us to go in?"

After listening to what the two uncles said, everyone in the courtyard nodded in agreement.

"Yes, sir, go in and have a look."

"It would be bad if something happened to Mrs. Zhang."

"Yeah, everyone is watching here, it's all right."

"Master, go in and have a look!"

"..."

It seems that everyone insists on letting him in.

Yi Zhonghai also scolded his mother in his heart.

It's all the fault of the second uncle and the third uncle.

If it weren't for the two of them talking too much, I wouldn't have to go in.

Just find a few women to go in and have a look, isn't it all right?

but now--

Everyone spoke.

If he doesn't go in, it won't work.

And when Yi Zhonghai just walked to the door of the public toilet.

Jia Zhang came out of the public toilet slowly with a head of shit on her head.

Seeing Yi Zhonghai for the first time.

Jia Zhang couldn't help but burst into tears.

"Woooooooo..."

"Yi Zhonghai, I farted and killed our child."

"Why is my life so hard!!!"

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Chapter 168 Where Did You Collapse The Popcorn? ?Say no and be gone?

While crying, Jia Zhang approached Yi Zhonghai.

She had an expression on her face that she needed to be comforted and hugged.

Yi Zhonghai looked at the crooked yellow debris on Jia Zhang's head, and couldn't help but took several steps back.

Liu Haizhong and Yan Fugui had sharp eyes and quietly blocked Yi Zhonghai's back, making it impossible for Yi Zhonghai to retreat.

Then Jia Zhang jumped into Yi Zhonghai's arms.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Yi Zhonghai's face was dark, wishing he could kill Liu Haizhong and Yan Fugui.

Fart.

Just kill the child? ?

When everyone heard Jia Zhang's words.

Everyone's eyes widened.

Good guy!

Is Jia Zhang's mind broken?

Whose child farted and collapsed? ?

Are you popcorn? ?

After a long time.

Liu Haizhong held back his laughter, and said in an official accent: "Ahem..."

"Well, Mrs. Zhang, don't cry, maybe it's not that serious?"

Yan Fugui also followed suit: "Yes, you may be flatulent, and it should not affect the child."

After hearing this, Jia Zhang stopped crying.

She looked up at Yi Zhonghai, blinked her eyes and said, "Zhong Hai, is what they said true?"

This expression, put on a young girl, will look very cute.

But it's a bit disgusting to put it on an old guy like Jia Zhang.

Yi Zhonghai felt like vomiting, but he endured it.

Yi Zhonghai said: "It should be true. You will know if you go to the hospital for an examination."

"Yes, yes, yes! Go to the hospital, let's go to the hospital quickly!" Mrs. Jia Zhang came back to her senses, and nodded quickly.

After finishing speaking, Mrs. Jia Zhang dragged Yi Zhonghai out of the compound.

Seeing this, everyone in the compound went home one after another.