I, Xia Binghai, got my first kiss from Lin Miaomiao at the beginning

Xia Binghai poked him with a pen, "Have you heard of Prince You Le?"

"I've heard that she's going to take the exam in the Fairy Castle? Isn't she too high school two?"

"Have you heard a line from You Le Prince?"

"What line?"

"Rain Girl has no melon."

The fat man was puzzled, "Who is Yu Nu? Is there such a magic fairy? Does she need melons to achieve magic?"

Xia Binghai supported his forehead, "Want to hear the plain language?"

"think."

"none of your business!"

"Pfft~" Xiaoxue and Qiao Yingzi next to her both laughed.

This classmate is too stupid, and when he hears that it's about you, his expression is really funny.If this is not pure deflation, you have to ask the end, do you have another big deflation.

Sure enough, literati are good, and people can't understand swearing, and they have to use vernacular in the end.

Jiang Tianhao said: "Brothers, don't worry, I have already asked you at the Great God Tree. You will not be bad in this exam."

Xia Binghai looked at Jiang Tianhao, "Haozi, you are asking for the effect of the Great God Tree, and the probability of materialism is the same as when I was twitching left and right."

"How to say?"

"Stupid." Xiaoxue said cheerfully, "My brother has always been rich with his left eye. This is the wisdom left by his ancestors. With his right eye, he has to believe in science."

Jiang Tianhao was overjoyed, "Can you still play like this?"

"Of course." Xia Binghai hugged Jiang Tianhao. "However, whether I can take the first place in the exam this time, I will only look at your face. I believe in the Great God Tree once."

"First?" Jiang Tianhao didn't believe it, "Dude, don't be ridiculous, you know that in our class, in front of the monster Qian Sanyi, it is impossible to take the first place in the exam."

"Let's just say, don't think suddenly, be blindly confident, I'm afraid you won't be the first in the exam, and you will suffer internal injuries."

Xia Binghai waved his index finger, "First, I'm serious. In my buddy's dictionary, there is nothing impossible."

"Woo~" Many students heard Xia Binghai's words and booed there.

Xiaoxue tugged on Xia Binghai's clothes, "Brother, isn't this flag a bit high for us?"

Xia Binghai's eyes signaled her to rest assured.

The bell rang for class, which also indicated that their monthly exam was about to start today.

Almost all of the day is spent on exams.After the exam, I had several hours of rest in the evening than usual.

So Xia Binghai and Xia Xue planned to go home for dinner, and play at home for a while, anyway, their home is not far away.

Happy neighborhood.

In front of the bench at the gate of the community, Liu Xing paced back and forth there.

"Liu Xing, what are you doing?" Xiaoxue called him suspiciously.

As soon as Liu Xing saw Xia Xue and Xia Binghai coming back, he immediately went up to meet them.

"Are you guys out of school? Brother, are you tired from school today? I heard from my mother that you have a monthly exam today. How are you doing? Did you do well?"

"Yo, why are you still carrying a schoolbag? Give it to me, how can you do this kind of rough work." Liu Xing was a lot of courtesans when they met, and Xia Binghai and Xia Xue were completely fooled.

"Liu Xing?"

"Ok?"

"You demolished your house and got kicked out by your mother?"

"No."

"Then what are you doing again, and you want to find someone to take the blame?"

"Strictly speaking, no."

"Then you just made your classmate cry again. You are afraid that this classmate wants to find a classmate from the senior year to beat you up!"

"Oh, am I such a cowardly person? I don't know how to run if I can't beat it, no, no."

Xia Binghai circled around Liu Xing, "You... were struck by lightning, transferred into your body by another soul, and then..."

"Stop, stop." Liu Xing interrupted Xia Binghai, "Oh, it's okay, but I'm going to have a parent-teacher meeting right now, this Saturday."

"I just thought, who are you? Our eldest brother! An elder brother is like a father, so I would like to invite you, elder brother, to attend a parent-teacher meeting for me this Saturday. What do you think?"

"Not good!" Xia Binghai and Xia Xue said in unison.

Xia Binghai didn't want to use this trick. "Liu Xing, did you answer those things I just said? You want to tell me that I should sum up the above and talk about this question together, right?"

Liu Xing scratched his ear guiltyly, "Well, that's not all."

"Not all of them?" Xia Binghai and Xia Xue questioned suspiciously.

"Oh, you..." Liu Xing's eyes were dim at first, but suddenly they became bright again.

"Grandma, grandma~" Liu Xing saw grandma.

If the eldest brother can't ask for it, it's also possible to ask grandma to go.Anyway, whoever goes is better than Liu Mei.If Liu Mei goes, he will die.

"Liu Xing? Xiaobing, Xiaoxue, why don't you three children leave it alone?" Grandma was surprised to see a few children, "Why don't you go home?"

"Grandma, grandma, grandma." Liu Xing pulled his grandma aside, "Grandma, you came at the right time, I was finally saved. Yay~" He shook his grandma happily.

"Oh, don't shake it, don't shake it, grandma will faint." Grandma looked at Liu Xing dotingly, "Tell me, did you get into some trouble again?"

Liu Xing babbled, "Why do you all look at me like this? Can I not get into trouble?"

Xia Binghai, grandma, and Xia Xue all said "Huh?" in unison.

Well, Liu Xing himself did not believe it. "Okay, okay, it's just a little thing."

"Oh, instead of one or two, you still made some?"

"Oh, good grandma, dear grandma. You can live here for the next two days, and you will drive for my mother when the parents meet on Saturday."

"But what the teacher said, don't tell my mother. You just think you have senile amnesia."

Grandma poked Liu Xing's head, "Grandma, you have a good memory. Grandma, there is no such problem." Is this a tacit agreement?

Liu Xing was still worried. "Oh, grandma, you must remember that you can just listen to yourself, but don't tell my mother."

Grandma felt that Liu Xing's behavior might have caused a lot of trouble. "What the hell did you do at school?"

"I swear, it's definitely something small."

"Small things?" Xia Binghai came over and put his arms around Liu Xing's shoulders, "Why don't I go for grandma and see if there are any small things."

Liu Xing was discouraged, "Oh, that's right, it's these small things that add up, and it sounds serious.".

Chapter 36: No. [-] and No. [-] in the class (Qiu Hua Hua)

Yes, Xia Binghai knows, Liu Xing is scheduled to be beaten.

This parents' meeting, Xia Binghai really didn't mean not to help Liu Xing, but they also had a parents' meeting on the same Saturday.

No, he and Xiaoxue came back to tell Liu Mei and Xia Donghai about this.

"Liu Xing, come here."

"what happened?"

"Hey, although I can't hold a parent-teacher meeting for you, how about I help you?"

"What are you busy with?"

"I can send my mother away on Saturday, and make sure that she is happy and radiant all day. Even if your affairs are exposed, it can also be sentenced to death with a reprieve."

"Really?" Liu Xing became excited when he heard this.

But he is a monkey and a monkey, and he is not stupid. "You just said you wouldn't hold a parent meeting with me, and now you suddenly offered to help. Tell me, what's your idea?"

"Have you taken a fancy to my game console?"

"Or, your conscience suddenly found out?" After all, Xia Binghai was the one who blocked him before, and took the initiative to carry the blame for him. This was the first time.

Xia Binghai got up, "Ahem, what are you talking about, I'm the eldest brother, so it's not right for me to help my younger brother."

Liu Xing shuddered, "You say that, why do I feel the cold wind whistling?"

Well, he really doesn't look like a big brother usually, and he likes to use his brother as a shield.

"Although your impression of Big Brother is not very good!" He changed his style of painting, "I have to say that your impression is correct."

"I'll help you, you help me. I'll help you provide a reprieve, you, wash my stinky socks for a month."

Liu Xingguang was listening, that wrinkled expression was very funny.

"A month's worth of stinky socks? Why don't you grab them!"

"What? Smelly socks?"

"No, a month's worth of stinky socks, you're too..." He knew that Xia Binghai's socks were stinky.

That can't be helped. I play various sports at school every day, and my shoes are prone to smelly feet.Although I wash my feet frequently, the smell of sweat on my socks cannot be eliminated.

At this time, you need to find someone who washes the smelly socks.

"Hey~ It seems that no one cherishes this chance of reprieve, Xiaoxue, let's go."

Liu Xing quickly grabbed Xia Binghai, "Don't, wait a minute, I didn't say no, let me think about it for a while."

"A month and a half."

"No, people are always bargaining, why are you raising the price?"

"Two months."

"Okay, okay, I'll wash it, but it's only for one month. After all, it's a death reprieve, not a gold medal for avoiding death."

"Ding~ help Liu Xing get through the difficult times of being beaten, and get rewards, one RMB lottery draw."

Xia Binghai's expression lit up in an instant. The minimum amount on the RMB lottery board was 1000 yuan.How to put it, it is a steady profit.

In this student age, his pocket money is still lacking.With this reward, no matter what, the problem of tight pocket money can be solved.

"Gold medal for avoiding death, fine."

"Okay?" Liu Xing didn't understand why he agreed so firmly all of a sudden.

"Two months of stinky socks, exchange for the death-free gold medal, should I change it?"

"Gold medal for avoiding death? To that extent?"

"No, I promise you, no one can hit you. My dad won't, and neither can your mother."

Liu Xing felt a little unreal, what the hell, he had been taught for so many years.If Liu Mei found out about what he did in school, his butt would hurt for at least a week.

"Don't look at brother with questioning eyes, just say, do you want to change this death-prevention gold medal or not."

Liu Xing hesitated for a moment, "Then, what if I get beaten up?"

"If you get beaten, stick to it..." Xia Binghai almost confiscated it, "Well~ if you get beaten, hit me with this, and hit me as hard as it hurts you."

Liu Xing smiled, "Me? Hit you? Let's not say whether I can beat you. Just say that you stand there and let me beat you, and my mother saw it, heh, heh..."

"For the school's affairs, it may be just a sentence of a hundred sticks. If I beat you, I may be beaten to death. Don't do it, don't do it." He is not stupid, and he will suffer no matter what.

Xia Binghai thought for a while, "Well, if you get beaten, I'll wash your stinky socks for two months."

"Plus your pocket money for half a month!" Liu Xing still felt that he could rest assured that he would not suffer a loss.

"Row."

"Really? You swear?"

"I swear!"

Liu Xing frowned for a second and turned into a cheap smile, and hanged himself with Xia Binghai.

"Pull the hook, that's the deal!"

"Brother, are you thirsty? There are ice water, ice cola, ice black tea, you can choose."

"Iced red tea."