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This is the eldest lady Ye Zimei's dog leg.

They got a mission and needed Lin Qing's blood.

The leader is Ye Lu, and the follower is his younger brother Ye Su.

In order for the eldest sister to pull Huo Sha's mother and son off the stage.

They dare to do anything!

When they saw Lin Qing walking towards the toilet.

And off they go!

Now they have come to the men's toilet below to squat. There are five pits in total, all of which are in separate compartments.

In order not to startle the snake, they found a hole and locked it in.

Today is destined to be a difficult day for these two talents.

First, when I entered the pit, I noticed that the smell was not right.

It turned out that some cheap bear didn't wash away the shit.

Also Nima is thin...that taste~

suffocating~~

The two brothers hurriedly covered their mouths and noses to flush the water.

Damn it!The flush button is broken!

Just when the two wanted to go out and change the pit.

They seemed to have heard Lin Qing's voice, and they had already reached the door.

At that time, he didn't think about it anymore, his elder brother Ye Lu's eyes were resolute.

Then he nodded abruptly, as if he was going to die, and locked the door of their shitty squatting hole...

At this moment, they heard three people coming in, and as expected, there was Lin Qing!

It seems there are two men?

It wasn't just that Zhang Hu and Wang Chuang, two right-hand men, saw that Lin Qing won the first place and wanted to come over to flatter him.

Because someone just beat him with Raichu, he wanted to ask his elder brother Lin Qing for help.

I just saw that Lin Qing was about to take a shit...

When they looked carefully, they seemed to have something of the same interest, so they formed a group!

As soon as they entered the toilet, Zhang Hu and Wang Chuang couldn't hold back any longer. They covered their stomachs and began to look for pits to squat in.

What a coincidence...

Wang Chuang and Zhang Hu were looking for a squatting hole, one on the left and one on the right, just sandwiching the two Chlorophyll brothers.

Lin Qing wanted to go inside too, but his cell phone rang suddenly.

It's from the fucking Horsa.

He went out to answer the phone...

Just one second after Lin Qing went out to answer the phone and left.

Zhang Hu squatted in the pit and came up: "Dang~! Dang~! Dang~~!!" Three loud farts!

In the toilet, there seems to be an echo.

Those who didn't know thought that someone in it blew himself up!

The two chlorophyll brothers next to the three loud bangs trembled three times.

Then, accompanied by an extremely high smell, an extremely lethal gas visible to the naked eye floated in from the next door.

Ye Su was about to roll her eyes on the spot, and just wanted to hide to the other side and keep her distance.

I heard the acrobatics in the squatting pit next door began.

If the sound of Zhang Hu squatting in the pit was thunderous and thunderous, then what Wang Chuang heard from squatting in the pit was the sound of a thousand firecrackers.

"Crackling~boom~boom~cha~crackling~"

As soon as I heard it, I became dizzy.

A burst of viscous serial farts seemed to have the attack attribute of a poisonous elf, and Ye Su rolled his eyes on the spot.

Eldest brother Ye Lu is still trying to rescue his younger brother Ye Su from among those who are desperately pinching him.

I said silently in my heart: hold on!Just bear it a little longer!

As long as you get Lin Qing's blood, you can prove that he is not the master's seed...

At that time, Ye Zimei will definitely reward her two younger brothers.

while they were still struggling.

Next to Zhang Hu started again.

"Dang~dang~~~~dang!!!"

I don't know if Zhang Hu's intestines are knotted. This fart is so powerful.

It's like a siren!

Ye Lu was so scared that he wanted to go out immediately, but when he wanted to go out.

He heard Lin Qing talking on the phone at the door again.

It seemed that he was about to come in, Ye Lu was so frightened that he shrank back immediately.

At this time, Wang Chuang next to him also came to send an assist, and a series of serial farts seemed to be telling Zhang Hu next door.

Get out of the way!Let me smoke them to death!

At this moment, Zhang Hu suddenly said: "Hey! I just said that the fish-flavored shredded pork at noon is not fresh!"

"Brother Hu...do you have a lot of paper...? I...I slipped on my shoes...I don't have enough paper! Ouch~ I'm stupid! Here we go again! My darling~"

Then there was another sputtering.

Zhang Hu said with a disgusted face: "Where are you yelling? Don't be disgusting, old man! It's going to make you feel good, like a slut! I don't have one, ask if there is one next door!"

As soon as Ye Lu heard that the other party asked for paper, she immediately started looking for it, because the other party was about to finish work!Finally, you don't have to endure chemical attacks.

Ye Lu didn't say a word and quickly stretched out a pack of paper.

When Wang Chuang saw it, he said gratefully, "Brother! You are such a good person~ I thank you~"

I saw the hand stretched out from under the baffle of the squat pit, holding up a pack of papers and shaking them, as if a little impatient.

Wang Chuang said while wiping his buttocks: "Our school still has a lot of good people~"

After about 5 minutes, Zhang Hu recovered too.

Ye Lu finally breathed a sigh of relief, the two damn chemical weapons finally left.

But...often the calmest time...may be the most dangerous...

The younger brother Ye Su, who was in shock just now, didn't know what kind of feces he smelled, so he stood up suddenly, and started to yue into his brother Ye Lu's arms.

"Ouch~~~~~~!"

Yelu, whose poison gas resistance is full, can't stop it at last. This move is comparable to the solution of Aber's monster, and its corrosive ability is extremely strong.

Ye Lu broke the defense on the spot...

He rolled his eyes and fell headfirst into the pit that he didn't flush just now...

And Lin Qing, who had just finished the phone call, urinated in the urinal, shook twice and left.

Who would have imagined that the five tiger generals Zhang Hu and Wang Chuang, two little-known soldiers, actually helped their elder brother hack Wen Chou and Yan Liang to death in the men's room of the Elf Academy!

Lin Qing, who returned to Sirona, also saw his father who was given away for nothing and his eldest wife.

I saw Lin Tiancheng praised Lin Qing quite admiringly: "Not bad! He is my son of Lin Tiancheng! He is capable and responsible! He didn't embarrass me."

Lin Qing was uncharacteristically, and searched for his father directly, while searching, he said, "Brother Tiancheng? Is there Hua Zi?"

Sirona was also dumbfounded at the time, why... why is this tone so familiar? ? ?He regained his memory?

Lin Tiancheng looked confused, wasn't he quite normal just now?

Then Lin Qing started again, smoking a Furong Wang directly in front of his father, the expression on his puffing smoke was so refreshing, and then he called the two sisters Su Qinyin over and hugged each other.

Just like a second-generation rogue leader.

"Ouch~ Father! Aunt~ Do you have any money? I just found two girls! I'm so happy! I have no money in my hand, so give me a few hundred million! Hurry up!" Lin Qing narrowed his face while talking Narrowly touching Su Tianyan's hand.

The expression is wretched and arrogant.

Everyone is dumbfounded...

Chapter 36 Give me [-] million to buy cigarettes! (ask for support)

Lin Tiancheng's face was as ugly as if he had eaten two lumps of stinky mud. This nima was hugging left and right outside, smoking in front of his father and calling himself Laozi.

Why didn't you throw him against the wall when you were a child! ! !

"No! Get out!" Lin Tiancheng swears directly, he couldn't hold back, but he regretted it after he finished speaking...

Even Ye Zimei next to her looked extremely scared.

When Lin Qing heard his father tell him to leave without money, he immediately laughed.

There is no one in the Lin family who does not know the motto of living the second master of Hades!He is looking for you either for money or for your life!He will kill anyone who doesn't give him money!

Lin Tiancheng panicked when he thought about what this shriveled brat had done, and pulled Ye Zimei to leave.

Lin Qing ran over directly, put his arms around his aunt Ye Zimei's neck and said provocatively in her ear: "My dear aunt! I miss you so much after not seeing you for a long time! You are fresh again ~ you must be very moist Borrow two money to spend?"

The frightened Ye Zimei yelled, the big crowd hugged her as an old lady to take advantage of it, if it got out, people might say what it would be like!

"Fuck! Let go of your mother!" Lin Tiancheng was annoyed!What the hell happened here?

"What? Father, you want to buy me [-] million cigarettes?" Lin Qing stared, and then went to pull out the jade pendant on Ye Zimei's neck.

This was Ye Zimei's baby bump, she jumped up on the spot and ran behind Lin Tiancheng.

This leaf lintel is also bulging and warped. Although she looks like a poisonous woman, her appearance is not bad. Lin Qing often peeked at her taking a bath when she was a child.

At that time, when I was caught, I said very awesomely: "My father's future is mine! My father's women are also my women!"

That day Lin Tiancheng was so frightened that he never dared to have a third child, because he was afraid that the child would belong to Lin Qing and his eldest wife.

Huosha in the back pretended not to see something talking to Sirona there, and Huosha could be seen laughing from time to time.

Lin Tiancheng looked annoyed. Before that, this shriveled brat ruined the dozen or so maids he had found at home. He also spent a lot of money to appease the girls... and even Nima had aborted and jumped into the river...

Lin Tiancheng, who originally missed his son very much, the moment he saw Lin Qing, he just wanted to hide away!

Still let him go home?Go back to a scallion duck!Nima!

When I got home, I didn't know how many people would jump off the building. When I opened my eyes the next day, I saw someone died at the door of the house.

go!

Can't wait for a second!

go now! ! !

At that time, Lin Tiancheng directly took Ye Zimei with one hand and Huo Sha with the other, and walked outside.

Lin Qing was still howling from behind: "Ma'am! I'll go find you for dinner tonight~ You should dress nicer~"

Lin Tiancheng looks like he has eaten shit, is this fucking thing his own?

After arriving in the car, Lin Tiancheng said angrily, "If any of you have anything to do with him in the future, don't come in!!!"

"Especially you!! Ye Zimei! You keep a little distance from him!!! Don't let me catch you!!!"

"Master... I~ woo woo woo~ I~ I'll just die~" Ye Zimei cried and slammed her forehead against the car door.

"It's so annoying!!!" Lin Tiancheng was also so angry that he would not have come here if he had known earlier. He thought that his son would be better after he came out of the mental hospital!

This Nima committed a crime~